(cock crows) (roaring sound) (upbeat music) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s explore celebrities’ fast food jobs that they used to work. – But first let’s check our voicemail, – [VOICE] Nipples or satellites. – Nipples or satellites. – Good day? Nipples or satellites, good day? – How would we test that claim? – I think he has a tune into your nipples. (creamy sound) – How do you do that? – Definitely not that way. (laughs) – I had tune into a nipple. – I think you got to be naked. I think you gotta be outside. I think you gotta have them pointed at the moon. – At the moon. – At least one of them. – And the moon is– – Just let it penetrate you. – You gotta point them a lot further than the moon. – Why you got to go further cause the moon is a satellite. – No, – Everything about that. Think about that. The moon is a satellite. The moon is the original satellite – The original satellite for a sphere earth centric. – Well, the original satellite for earth. (laughs) – Yeah, but you know what? The earth is a satellite for the sun and the sun is a satellite for the center of like galaxy and the galaxy– – Where is the center of the galaxy though? – I can show you on a map and the galaxy– – It’s everywhere. – Is a satellite for the universe. And the universe is the satellite for a bunch of endless other universes. – You know, we’re almost getting too much perspective here. Let’s bring it back down to something that really doesn’t matter. – But I have to finish this analogy because when you get– – Celebrity, – You get down to the satellite of the satellite of the satellite of the satellite of the satellite. What do you finally find in the end? Nipple. – Oh, – It’s just one big nipple man. Nipples all the way down. It’s not turtles, it’s nipples. – Did that guy leave his number? Because I’d love to make him available to failed you, from your thoughts about this. Instead of me, is what I’m saying. – I have an observation about one of these logos and I’m just gonna say – Talk about nipples. Is it that one? – The Hooters logo has nipples. Everybody knows that’s what the two O’s are. Right, they’re supposed to be like– – bumper luby’s. – But if my mind in the regard that the wing of the owl also, it looks like something else. Good gracious. That’s intentional guys. (screams) Yeah. [Stevie] Let me see if I can Google it out. – Especially if you look at outside down Yes – Definitely an almond. – Can you believe they got away with that? Everybody is like look they’ll just on the Hooters man. They won’t focus on the wing that the owl is putting out in front in a completely unnecessary way. – Yeah, you’re right, man. You’re freaking right. – We’ve exposed Hooters (laughs) Look what we did – And not in the way you think. (laughs) But we gave a deeper exposure. – Okay, wow! I’m going to– – Change the ISO on that one. – Alright. I’m going to just show you the people that we’re choosing from. I’ll hand them to you. Amy Adams, – I’ll say hello, Amy. – Chris Pratt. – Chris Pratt, Why are you really booked up for that Guardian’s role? – Pink? – Hello Pink, you never give up. (laughs from the backround) – Eva Mendes. – Hey Eva Mendes, don’t know enough to comment about you, really? – Ferrell, – Ferrell! – You’ve got such great musical influence. Oh, that, Whoa. Why are you going to do that? Are you talking about when they stole over the beats? – No. – When he and Robin fixed all the beats– – No, – from having engaged – For real, that don’t listen to him. That’s not what I’m saying. What I’m saying is– – By the way, I don’t they did – I just think you’re a good producer. – I think that’s it happens Eva Longoria, – Eva Longoria. – Let’s just get this out of the way. It’s going to seem a little bit sexist. Which one I’m worked at Hooters? I think it was Ferrell. So let’s go ahead and– – Eva Mendes, is that how we’re doing this? – Who worked at Hooters? You gotta get, you have to, I mean – Yeah, we got to get that one out of the way. – Most of the servers, or at least all of the servers, it all the time I’ve ever been to Hooters. When I was in high school. – Eva Longoria, – I would think it was Eva. – She’s a body diver Eva she’s famously not tall – Anything. So what does that mean about Hooters? – I’m just putting out all the information. – There’s not a height– – What Required. – [Stevie] Okay. So I tried to Google this and multiple ways and there is no hidden meaning to the logo purposefully, but chase has found a sub-brother called mildly vagina. (laughs loudly) In which they post and discuss things that look midly-like vaginas and the Hooters logo is on that sub, right? – Yeah. – So you’re not, the first to see this. – Right and I’ve never thought about it. I mean, I thought about it but I’ve never thought of that we think he was Eva Longoria – I know that she I’ve seen her in a Hulu. – I think that’s a great guess. – I’m– – Where would Chris Pratt work? – Chris Pratt, Oh no. – You know what? Let’s move to Hot Dog on a Stick because Hot Dog on a Stick. We know a guy who works out, who worked at Hot Dog on a Stick. – Yeah Matt Carney. – So who’s you know, most like Matt, – We call him former employee of Hot Dog on a Stick. Matt Carney. Are you there? – [VOICE] Yeah I’m here. – Say is he here is always here. – And man, where did you where did you grow up again? – In Hot Dog on a Stick. How many times you got to tell you? – [VOICE] I was in San Diego and that was a mall – Right? So what else? This is somebody who is from Southern California. – Amy Adams. Where is she from? – I mean let me look at everybody. – I know Chris Pratt to be like– – Chris Pratt Southern Midwestern. Yeah. That’s what I was going to say. – He’s not a Hot Dog Stick on it. I think he’s a Bubba Gump, man. I just think it’s funny to think of him there. We can move this, but just to simplify things a little bit, I’ll say that’s, – there’s two people worked at Wendy’s. Cause we’ve got Wendy’s twice. – I could see. I think I remember. – I could see Pink at Hot Dog on a Stick because she seems very Southern California. Does she? – She’s Canadian. – She’s Canadian? Are you sure? – No. Yeah, I’m feeling this right. That’s a good guess, right? Pink. – Well, she will go out of her way to, wow. You she’ll like wrap herself up in a, in a ribbon and then dangle herself from the ceiling of, of a venue and just unraveled herself. – Yeah. – Ferrell, I believe he worked at a Wendy’s. – At Wendy’s Yeah, – but he worked at your Wendy’s. Amy Adams is a McDonald’s girl and– – No, – Is a Wendy’s girl. – I feel the opposite. – Really? – I feel that Amy is Wendy’s and that Eva is McDonald’s. I don’t know when I saw, I don’t know what it is. I just was like, I just was like McDonald’s Wendy’s and they kind of manifested themselves next to these two women. And when I get a manifestation like that, I follow every time – You’re following the nipple, – I’m following my own nipples. Yup. – And that’s why their lady. – So I think Eva, – Right there – is McDonald’s Wendy– – I’m getting, I’m getting a signal, Wendy. – What’s her name? Amy is Wendy. – I’m getting a signal. – You got it in yet. – I got it. – Yeah. And then– – [Stevie] I’m also getting a signal and you have one of these, correct? (laughs loudly) – Alright. – We got to do some switching. – Wait, I would thought you were gonna say you’ve got all, but one correct, like, I don’t know. You’re so close. – Well I mean, so are we, we got to start with Hooters again. Are we going to switch Hooter? – Yeah. Let’s put a let’s put Eva, the other Eva. I think that’s the only one we got. Right. – [Stevie] Its also I believe it’s Eva Mendes and Eva Longoria. – Let’s just switch those and see what happens. Let’s see if we still have one correct or not. Or we have zero, correct? – We get to ask as many times as we want. – Yes, sure we do. So we’re going to we’re switching McDonald’s for Hooters here. – Oh, sorry. I touched– – [Stevie] No, – You are correct? – [Stevie] You only have one correct step. – Oh, well, okay. So, – This gonna be– – This Eva is not one of those. – If this just keeps up the game is going to dissolve into ask. – Then that means Amy Adams. – No MacDonald’s Pink. – Was it Hooters? – We gotta think about Eva Longoria. – Even Amy Adams wore to Hooters. She has such a good girl image. – [Stevie] You know, have three. – Oh, crap – Yes – Okay, Ferrell, – So hold on. – [Stevie] Oh wait. No, you have two correct. – We now know what it feels like to think you have three correct. – Alright, So I think we got these, right? No, you know what it is? – [Stevie] I was confused because the Eva Eva situation is very close. – No, We need to stop. – [Stevie] I think you’re gonna want to stay where you are. – Yeah so these are alright – with everything. – [Stevie] No, not with everything, but like almost. – Lets stay there with this but like over here. – So you gotta switch Bubba Gump increase Chris Pratt, – [Stevie] Do not do that – You gotta switch Pink and Eva. – Yeah, we have to. No matter what Stevie says, – I love games where they, this is like games. You play with kindergartners where you’re helping them get to the final right answer. – [Stevie] Welcome. – And that’s it – To your world, okay – [Stevie] Alright. Let’s start with Bubba Gump. This actor worked here as a waiter and would eat the leftover shrimp off all people’s plates on the way back to the kitchen. I don’t know if all people I put the all in. It was Chris Pratt. – Of course, yeah. – So we actually got that one right. – Yeah – From the get go. – [Stevie] Okay, There’s two Wendy’s employees. The first person who worked at worked at Wendy’s only did so for a whopping 90 minutes because she was assigned to French fry duty and abruptly quit. And that was Pink – Yeah, Pink. It’s not going to do fresh raw duty. – [Stevie] And the second person who worked at Wendy’s started working there to pay for her quinceañera, but ended up staying for six years and becoming a manager. And that person was Eva Longoria. – What! – Eva Longoria – Manager. – [Stevie] This Academy award nominated actress worked at Hooters who earned money for college, Amy Adams and the celebrity who worked at McDonald’s was fired from McDonald’s three separate times was Farrell – Farrell got fired twice – [Stevie] And last one and not least, – He just kept changing his rap name – [Stevie] We’ve got Hot Dog on a Stick. And while that job has already been there, done that by mythical celebrity, Matt Carney. It was also the teenage job of celebrity, Eva Mendes. – Right Matt, – Do you ever meet her there at the headquarter convention event? – The annual convention? – [VOICE] I wish, (laughs) – We just got an I wish. – Did you ever meet up with other, – Sticks – Hot Dog on a Stickers? – Stickers, yeah. – [VOICE] No. I’ve yet to run into one in the wild, – Right? I mean, so you didn’t have like meetups, I don’t like it rest stops or anywhere really? – [VOICE] We didn’t have rest stops (laughs) – Well of course just like, Oh, like our employees do. – We did, when we moved out here, we did that. That’s we met our fans and fans at rest stops. – I mean, there’s, – Middle of the night, – beautiful grassy area, which is a convenience machine. What do you call it? – We got kicked out of a few– – vending machines, – rest areas, not restrooms. – We won’t rest home. Which was the first thing that we try to be, that they were like, this is a bad idea. They were like, we’ll sing Christmas carols. It’s the middle of summer. – [VOICE] Want to look your mythical best this fall. Well, grab our newest crude neck sweatshirts now available @mythical.com.