(rooster crowing) (roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We got some nail polish that smells like food. Let’s explore it together. – (chuckles) But you know what else we got? – What? – We got at 10 word story and you go first. – All right, hmm… – Giant – Mosquitoes (laughs) – Scare – Children – Because – They – Ironically – Don’t – Fear – God (laughing) – We switched the irony back and forth. – Giant mosquitoes scare children because they ironically don’t fear God. (laughing) – What does that mean? – I think maybe something that I’m realizing about these 10 word stories which first of all, I think when you are getting better. High five. – Yeah. I feel like we’re getting better, at not the high five we kinda missed, ow. – Hey, that was good. – Well I think maybe this would be better. – Oh. I’ve always seen them as a 10 word story, right? Like this is a sentence that’s a story. And I think you’ve been seeing them as a thought or a phrase or a sentence. You have a broader understanding of what the stories are. – Well, it’s one sentence. How could that be an actual story? – Darryl went to the store to buy a milkshake buddy or whatever. I don’t know how many words that was. That would be kind of a story, right. – So you’ve figured out what I think about it. – Right, because that’s why one time you started with simply, right? Not that that couldn’t be a story. – It’s really a statement. – I think what I’m saying is that I am on the team let’s expand our horizons. I think expanding the horizons and letting it just be… – A 10 words statement. – 10 word statement but we’ll call it a story. – Yeah, just keep calling it a story. Never thought of it as a story. – We tell much longer than 10 word stories on our podcast called Ear Biscuits. – Oh, check that out. Matter of fact, we each went on individual trips. You went on a solo trip – Solo trip. – And I went on a trip with my wife, hashtag van life. We got one of these Sprinter vans that you can sleep in and you can cook in and you can, well there’s lots of things you can do in it. Including get the crap scared out of you. Probably the most scariest thing that’s ever happened to me in the dark of night. And it was, I mean, I told you and you were scared. – I was very scared. – It was legitimately scary. – I wet myself when he told the story. – We talk about that on the latest Ear Biscuits. – And then the next week I’ll tell my story. We’re gonna to do these. Basically shout out to Christine over at Simply Nailogical. We saw that she did a similar video to this with this set of, I don’t know what brand is this, Sinful Colors. So basically all these smell like a particular food and the answer’s on the bottom. So don’t look at the bottom. She played a game with her friends. We’re going to do a similar game but ours is, we’re just going to smell it. – Our producers had bought these not knowing that Christine also bought them. But it was like, “hey, good idea girl, “would you mind if we do our version?” – These hands stink. Speaking of smells, smell your hand. – Hmm. – Where’s that hand been? Where’s this hand been? – At least we know that that stink is not what we’re going to be smelling. I guess we’ll take turns. Oh, do you want me to paint yours? – You don’t have to, I’ll paint it. Is this how cosmologists practice? – Oh, look it, here you go. You might wanna dip again, look at that confetti in there. You see that? It’s kind of bright. – The overwhelming smell in my nose right now, is just nail polish. – Yeah, that’s all I smell. Does it have to dry before you can smell it? I smell nail Polish. – Gosh, it smells like nail polish. I mean it looks like birthday cake is what they were trying to do. – Something else is coming through. – Well let me see. – I might get iris burn. – There’s something… – Giving me a headache. – Satisfying. I probably need to start watching Simply Nailogical just for the soothing effect. I like that brush going on the nail. – I don’t know that that’s what most of the content is. You think it’s like closeups of… – Well I want to see those types of videos where it’s just like… – I’m going to have a birthday cake. – I’m gonna go ahead. And I think it’s piñata innards. No, I think you’re right. I agree. It’s birthday cake. Look on the bottom. – Donut even. – Donut even. – Okay, donut. Donut. – I don’t smell donut a donut. I donut smell it. – Now we had a youth pastor back in the day, speaking of mosquitoes fearing God. And he said donut in a weird fashion that you picked up on pretty early. – Donut. (laughing) – And I can never really hear it. You think he put an L in there, huh? Donlnut. – Oh, no it wasn’t an L, as much as it was just dol- it went to the back of his throat, dolnut. – That sounds like an L, dolnut. – Yeah but there’s no actual L. – Dolnut. Dolnut. – Oh yeah, that’s satisfying. Take a dip. This is a dark one. I can’t wave with my left hand. I got to wave a my right hand. – It’s almost black. You gotta get by the nail scent. – The acetone or whatever it is in there. – Oh, you know what, I think nails are supposed to be on this. There’s like a crevice. – Yeah, definitely. – It goes down in there. You’re supposed to put a nail on it first and then paint it. – Yeah, but who cares? (laughing) – We’re painting the actual hand. – I think that’s chocolate. – I think it’s a confection of some sort. – Yeah, I’m gonna go with chocolate icing. – Chocolate pudding. – It is chocolate cake. – We were both wrong. – Donut even? Oh I didn’t look at the bottom, I just looked at this into the packaging. – Now when I was in high school, do you remember I went through a phase where I painted my fingernails? – Like a week. – Do you remember? I think we were in the band and you know you could get away with anything when you were in a band. But it wasn’t something that we talked about. Like we didn’t talk about that type of stuff. It was just like, “oh, you’ve painted your nails”. – All of them? – All of them. – And I painted them white. You want to talk about a word I say funny. All my kids say, I say “white” funny. – Well you do cause you pronounced the H. – Now this one looks like, it looks like cookies and cream. I mean just looking down at it. But I’m gonna smell it in a minute. – When was the last time you watched the Mick Jagger? – Do you remember that though? Do you remember me painting my fingernails white? – Vaguely. – It could have been white-out. I thought it made me cool. You know, it was like anti-goth. Like oh, his hands are happy. – Have you seen that David Bowie and Mick Jagger music video from the 80’s? I don’t know what song it is because… – Dancing in the Street. – Yes. – I have not. – You haven’t watched that music video? – No, I’ve seen pictures of Mick Jagger and David Bowie together and I think that their pants are a little too tight and at least one of them… – Mick Jagger’s are way too loose. His whole outfit, it’s unreal, it’s unbelievable. – One of them reveals too much ’cause his pants are too tight. – It’s not about what they’re revealing. – I think this is cookies and cream. – It’s just, sure. It’s just remarkable. – You’re not into this, “sure whatever”. – Cookies and cream. Cookies and cream. – That was the first one that it actually came through. – There’s an episode of Family Guy from many years ago, probably at least 10 years ago, Peter Griffin is talking about something and he references this music video from Mick Jagger and David Bowie. And then they play the music video in the context of the episode in it’s entirety. The whole music video. – Seriously? – It just goes through the music video for like three and a half minutes and then it just goes black. – Like un-animated or they reanimated it? – Yeah it is the actual music video like if you were watching it on YouTube or MTV. – That’s crazy. – But it’s on YouTube. – It makes me regret never watching Family Guy. – Yeah, I think that’s hilarious, man. Hilarious. – I would catch pieces of it, but I never sat down and watched a whole episode. – The further you go back in Family Guy, the more uncomfortable you get watching it though. – Oh. – The more politically incorrect it gets. – Now this one looks like mustard with glitter in it. What would that be? Gustard. – You basically just have to go on looks on this because it all smells like nail polish to me. – Yeah, I’m getting nothing but a headache. – I smell almost a banana. But I think it’s just acetone. – There’s a deeper smell. – Can you pull that music video up and not play the sound just so Link can see it? Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Dancing in the Street. You have to see just a little bit of this. – I’m not getting the scent of this one. Yeah, I gotta see this, man. – Oh you just wait. – Their not wearing what was in the picture that I was talking about, that’s something different. – It’s awesome. – It only got 4.5 million views though on YouTube. – Yeah that’s what just blows my mind is that this isn’t the… – Of course, we’re watching an ad, skip the ad. – “Never gonna give you up”, kind of thing. But it’s because it’s not an original song, it’s a cover, you know? (chuckles) – So it starts off with just shoes dancing. – Yeah. – Again, it’s a lot of shots of just shoes. Oh here comes Mick Jagger, what is he doing? – The things that you could get away with. Just look how he is acting. Look at that. – I like his energy. – He’s got a lot of energy. – Oh and let me tell you he hasn’t lost a bit of it. – And look at how baggy his shirt is. I mean, that’s parachute material. Oh, there he is! David Bowie is like “I’m also dancing, “I’ve got a trench coat on, I’m gonna jump in here”. – That is so strange. – Oh it’s not strange at all yet. – They’re having a lot of fun. They’re almost hitting heads they’re dancing so close to each other. – Oh they do a lot more than almost hit heads as the video goes on. – They’re skipping. I wouldn’t call that dancing as much as like school boy skipping. – This is the whole music video, is just these two guys in those outfits. They shot it in an afternoon. – They’re into each other. – Very much, very much. – They’re just trying to… – Very into each other. – Out hopscotch each other, that’s basically what’s happening. They’re having so much fun. Boy, that’s infectious. – And they stopped it, did you see that? They stopped it, they froze it on that. – It’s like a middle school boy dancing in the mirror. – Mick Jagger is taking a Coke break. (laughing) and sets it down. – And keeps dancing. Just one camera, oh now they’re in a house. – Look at Bowie’s leg coming in there. That is taco Tuesday. Could you tell that was tacos? – Taco Tuesday. Let’s watch that music video. – Look how into it he is, he’s yelling. – You’re telling me the whole episode of Family Guy… – The whole video. – What’s the run time of this video? – Three minutes. In the middle of an animated serial. – They just bought the rights to play the music video. – Yeah. – It probably would be better with sound. – Yeah it is, but it’s pretty awesome without sound. If you had to choose either to watch it or hear it, you would definitely choose to watch it. – All right, is this number five? – Hmm. Look it, they’re so cool. – I mean the only thing stranger than it being shown completely in a Family Guy episode is it not being shown while we talk about it for three minutes. This one looks very… – Look what they’re doing. – Scroll down, let’s see what the comments are saying. Comments are in a different place now, you gotta find them. – They were very comfortable with each other at one point in 1.2 thousand thumbs up. – Yeah a lot of it’s not the type of comments that I want to repeat. – This video is sponsored by cocaine. (laughing) – Why does David Bowie look like he’s never gonna give you up? He really does. It’s like they rick rolled themselves back and forth. – Man I can’t tell anything about these flavors. I can’t tell what that is. Oh when it dries it does help. Go back to birthday cake. – Oh. – Yeah. Oh yeah. Drying was all we needed. And that music video that you didn’t get to see. – Keep scrolling I’m reading comments. And now you’re just watching me read comments to myself. Right here, Peter Griffin, Family Guy, that happened and we all let it happen. – Like when he comes back is what he’s saying. – That happened and we all let it happen. Oh and someone said, “this is like when you’re 11 “and you and you’re friend try and make a music video”. (laughing) It’s really when you’re 11 and you try and make a music video with yourself and a mirror really, but without the mirror. – I cheated and looked at what this was. What do you think it is? This last one, it’s not even the last one. We have another one believe it or not. ‘Cause we’ve just been watching music videos. Now I’m just painting. – I got nothing, pimento cheese. – You’re close? – Is it cheese? – It’s got cheese in it. This food has cheese in it. – Lasagna? – No. – I don’t know. – You’re in the right family. – Spaghetti? With cheese on it. – Pizza. And finally, number six. It smells like nail polish. – Number six is very orange. Oh you just put it on the back? – Yeah I just did that. – Put it right here. I mean it would be easy to smell it. (bottle clanks) 19 seconds in, “when you’re at a wedding “and you’re drunk uncle makes his way to the dance floor”. – You’re drunk uncle can’t dance like that. (sniffing) I can’t, I got nothing. Orange pudding. What would be orange? – It really has to dry more than this. – Orange sherbet. – This comment says, “my last two brain cells “at three in the morning”. Speaking of brain cells, I think I’m killing all of my brain cells sniffing all of this. – Probably. – I don’t know. – Avoid mouth contact. Somebody should’ve told that to Mick Jagger and David Bowie. (laughing) – You’re stupid. Oh, one minute nine seconds, “anyone else notice how Mike grabs David’s coat “and fixes the collar”. – Hmm… I didn’t notice that we’ll have to go back. – Gotta look back for that. Click on “view three replies”. – Damn, (both) keen eye. – Mike who? – Yeah I think they were going to kiss. – Yeah I think it’s Mick. Yeah threw me off too, I was like Mike? – Oh, Mike, Mick. It happens to the best of us. What do you think that last one is? – I can’t smell anything. – What if I told you that it also goes on pizza? – Pepperonis? Pepperoni sauce? – What if I told you it was the same thing that you already guessed that goes on pizza? – Spaghetti sauce? – No. – Lasagna? – It’s cheese. – Oh, – It’s cheese puff. – Cheese puff? – Cheese puff. – Oh man, I’m no longer seeing straight. I don’t know what’s up but I’m gonna blame it on the music video. – But I will say that based on what I expect to be the incredible performance of this particular video, from here on out our channel is going to consist exclusively of us watching YouTube videos while painting nails. – Oh, let’s watch Queen’s, Somebody to Love on mute. – Okay. – 326 million views. – Much more popular. – Oh you can do something else if you need to. Join the Mythical Society 3rd Degree monthly by October 31st to get the Rhett and Link bobble heads. 3rd Degree quarterly and 3rd degree annual plan purchases automatically qualify. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.