Welcome to “Good Mythical More” We’re gonna have a tie-dying extravaganza – But first, a shout out to Kim. You win $30 mythical.com giftcard because you repped that GMM merch out there with #merchicality – Rep merch get more merch! Das how it werks! #merthicality merthicality – Merthicality. You know about that merthicality. – Alright so we’re going to do a cotton candy tie-dye situation and this stuff, – Zip that chh mucka up. – This stuff, this stuff will dye everything. – Do you know at last year at like Shepherd’s back to school party. Back to school, like, everybody meets the teacher and everything – Last year? 2019? – Last year. 2019. So before all this stuff’s going on, when they were going to real school. We went to like a parent’s house and we got to know everybody, and one of the activities, at this just random table was a tie-dye tee shirt station. And we’d get a bunch of kids and parents out there with no protective gear, making tie-dye shirts. – Getting dye everywhere. – I mean, there’s so many clothes were ruined that day. – I mean, look at us. – That’s why we got these on, y’all. So step one is you just soak your tee shirt in some water. Some warm water. – Hold on, you’re not using – I’ll use the gloves when it’s time to – Use the gloves? – When it’s time to, to do the dying, – Can we get Randy back on the phone? Because you know what? I’m not saying that I’ve missed him, but I was just thinking about the kid. You know, we were just watching the kid. People are missing Randy, you know, it’s it’s so hard to get people in here. – [Stevie] We can’t get him on the phone We can only get him on the special communication device. – On earpiece? – [Stevie] We’ve tried. We’ve asked him for his number several times but he keeps evading us. – Hey, I bet you, if I take this ear piece and I put it up next to the microphone, it’ll just sound like he’s in the room. – Okay. – Let’s, let’s test that – [VOICE] Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies. – I hear ya! – It’s so clear! It’s so clear because that’s how it works here. Every sound goes into that microphone and is immediately broadcast back out to us. That’s how it works here at “Good Mythical Morning”. – So Randy, I mean, with the state of the world, how are you, how ya holding up? Are you? – [VOICE] You know, I’m just taking some time to work on me By that I mean, I’m giving myself tattoos and pulling out specific teeth that have been looking at me funny. – Oh, wow. – What are some of the tattoos that you’ve given yourself? – [VOICE] Oh, you know, a lot of Navy stuff. I wasn’t in the Navy, but it’s always been a dream of mine, Rhett’s face, and certain Bible verses that I’ve translated into Wingdings. – Where is, I don’t know if I should ask Where’s Rhett’s face or where are the Wingdings? – [VOICE] Oh, I won’t tell where Rhett’s face is but let’s just say it rhymes with “Shenis”. – Wow. Yeah. I do have a pretty long face. – [VOICE] It’s a wide face, too. – Oh gosh. You’ve been missed Randy by some people. – [VOICE] I liked it when you guys were eating the Pop Rocks. That’s the sound that comes out of me when I’m making number one. – You might need to see a doctor about that. – So, so what do we do now? Just wring it out? – Yeah, you just wring it out. And they said, the more you, the better you wring it out, so – I’m a good wringer. – I got it. You know why I’m not a good wringer? Because these freaking gloves you made me put on too early. – Yeah. I got the gloves on too early and that’s like impeding my wringing. – I’m pulling them off. So, Cotton Candy Randy, I know it can be difficult to meet people. I think dating has been very difficult during this pandemic. – You trying to date? – No, I’m just I, you know, I’ve got a wife and a so I don’t date anymore. Except date night with my wife. How has dating been for you during this time? – [VOICE] Well, I mean, I am trying to socialize as much as possible. What I’m doing is I’m taxidermy-ing my own mice and making them re-enact episodes of “The Suite Life of Zack & Cody”. And we’re really forming some strong bonds. And I think that, you know, something might happen with me and Skipper. I mean, you know it’s a little bit weird to date a coworker, but you know? You gotta meet somebody where you can meet somebody. – Yeah. I get it man. Desperate times. And now you probably don’t have your own HR department. – [VOICE] Oh, I do. It’s just me with the little mustache. I put a little mustache on my beard and yell at myself for being inappropriate. – How often does that happen? – [VOICE] I try and make it a weekly thing. You got to have rituals. They’re important, you know? – Okay. So we’re moving this out. – So now basically, – Have you ever done any tie-dying? – [VOICE] Yeah. Well, I’ve done a lot of tying. – Like tying up? – [VOICE] Yeah. Well, yeah, use your imagination. – Okay. – [VOICE] I do want to go into the Navy so I’m always practicing my knots. Some people say I’ve been a little knotty. That’s my joke. – Knotty. – Yeah. It’s kind of a spelling joke. It doesn’t work great when I say it. – What’s your favorite knot? – I love a hitch line, I love a Studebaker, I love a a Sling Blade, I love a Gold Member, a Ghost Protocol, Some of my favorite knots. – Some of them. – Yeah. Gold Member and Ghost Protocol. – All right. What step are we on here? – Okay. So this is – [Rhett and Link] Scrunch the shirt up – with your hands and fill up the fabric with tie dye with dye colors of your choice. – So you can scrunch any way you want. Some people do a little bit of this kind of thing. Like, take it and turn it. – So I think I’m going to go with like a vertical scrunch. – I’m just going with making a little volcano of this thing and just seeing what happens. – Since yours is going, yeah, you’re going around and around, I just want to go with the vertical thing. And when these are complete, we’re going to give them away to random yet lucky members of the Mythical Society. Sometimes we’ll sign or make stuff. And then we just give it away over there. – So this is basically cover all the white up and start with light colors. What’s light from, which one of these colors is light? Blue, red or purple? – What do you mean to start with? I’d say the blue. And then I’m going to do this. – I don’t know. 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All this stuff that we’re saying we’re not making it up, we’re getting it at votelikeabeast.com. You should, too. Randy? Have you had, have you voted yet? – [VOICE] Oh man. Love to vote. I’d say, I’d say something gross about voting, but honestly, it’s your civic duty and you should all do it. I’m a weird ghost who says gross things but even I know the importance of voting. – Oh, you know what, don’t do blue first because blue is by far the darkest. See that see red makes pink, which is I’m trying to do pink and then I’m trying to do purple. ’cause I think that’s going to be a little darker but not yeah. Purple. Purple and blue are definitely the darkest. – [Stevie] I feel like there’s not a lot going on. So I’d like to ask you if you’ve ever had Poppy Popcorn before. – Poppy Popcorn? – [Stevie] Yeah. That brand Poppy. It’s based in Asheville and they have all these amazing flavors. They have like pimento cheese and chili and bourbon pecan. And it’s honestly the best package popcorn I’ve ever had. Because you know how sometimes packaged popcorn has that I-was-popped-a-long-time-ago taste? This doesn’t have that. And it’s like, it’s from Asheville. So you know it’s cool. And basically I’m just saying Poppy, could you please contact us and send some popcorn because it’s really good. – I see what this is about. – [Stevie] Well, and I also looked up if they had cotton candy ’cause they do have cotton candy. And I’m just wondering if their cotton candy actually tastes like cotton candy, but when you send us popcorn, please don’t send the cotton candy. You can send all the other flavors. Thank you. – So I’m really excited about what you’re doing over there. – I know, it’s very – I mean, that looks like it’s going to turn out. – Take a look at that. See, I’ve really gone, And should I, should I flip it? Cause I don’t know. if it made its way. See, it didn’t make its way through. – I’m not going to do the flip because I want there to be like a very delineated like this is where it was dyed and this is where it’s white. – Yeah. And I’m gonna, I’m gonna do that on mine. – In fact, I’m going to go ahead and pull mine up and just give you an idea of what it’s going to look like. – Yeah. I don’t know what’s going to happen with mine but I’m really going for it. – [Rhett] Mine is interpretive. – Should you have, should you have done that yet? You’ve got a lot of white space on yours. – [Rhett] Yeah, man – Okay. Okay. – [Rhett] You know what I could do now? I could now scrunch it again. Do a secondary scrunch and do the whole process again. – See I got that. Mine looks like a dadgum snake, man! Dang I got a, so is it fine to go ahead and open it up? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Tip: use lighter colors first Hide the white don’t leave spaces when you paint. The scrunching part will allow for white to poke through in final result. Step four, switch up the colors to your liking and design as you wish until both sides of shirt are complete. Show us the finished design by flattening out the shirt. Okay. See. So I want to see if Oh my goodness. Look at that. That is crazy. – Whoa, Link! – Look at what I did. – That’s incredible. It’s a lot better than mine. – You want to win this joint in the Mythical Society. Look at that. – If you want to win this – It’d be a freaking, I could be a freaking Tie Dyer. I don’t want to put it back on this because that’s going to mess it up. Look at that. You could win this! – [Rhett] Okay. Mine got a little bit better on the second round. – You’re just taking photos. – [VOICE] Yeah. – Yeah. I hate it when I talk to people who are taking photos of me behind the scenes. – [Stevie] What’s the back look like? – That’s pretty cool, Rhett. I mean, – [Rhett] Is it, well, it’s not as cool as yours. That’s for sure. But do you know what? This is what it’s all It’s all about variety. Is that your, the back? That’s the back. – [Stevie] Dang. That is good. – What do we do now? Wring it? You don’t squish it out right? – No, you just put it like this into a bag, right? – [Stevie] I think we have to lay it out and let it dry because you can’t wear it right now. – Lay it out and let it, Oh gosh. – Put the shirt in a Ziploc bag to dry overnight. – [Stevie] Put it on a bag in a bag, then. – Wash then wear. – We’re going to let these dry and give them a way on Society. Put them in the bag, huh? Alright. I’m going to open up your bag. You open up my bag. See, I actually don’t like I feel like I’m going to mess up the design by smushing it. – Yours has a lot of water in it or is that just a lot of dye? – I think there’s a lot of dye. Does anybody know anything about dye? – You’re not, you’re not going to screw it up. You’re not going to screw it up by putting – If I squeeze that – I wouldn’t squeeze, I would just place it in there. – Don’t panic. Just place it in there. It’s gonna be fine. Don’t worry. Everything’s gonna be okay Randy. You still there? – [VOICE] Yeah. – Where are you at? In your tie dyeing process? – [VOICE] Well, I’ve just about drained the goat for it’s blood. – Okay, – [VOICE] I like to use natural dyes. – I, you know what? I respect that. As long as you eat the goat. – [VOICE] Oh, I’ll absolutely use every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part every part (spookily fades away) – Oh my goodness! What just happened? Cotton Candy Randy was doing a goat sacrifice. – And he went to Hell. – He went straight to Hell! – I felt sure he did that on purpose, but – He’s so talented. He’s like that guy from “Police Academy”. – Hey guys, this is not a time to laugh. We need to mourn the loss of Cotton Candy Randy. – Will he ever be back? He wasn’t even fully here. Was that ever really him? There’s so many questions. – I am so disturbed. And I am so hot. – Oh my gosh. Make your voice heard and vote like a Beast. Visit votelikeabeast.com for all your voting needs.