Welcome to good mythical more. We’re going to discover some crazy Kickstarter campaigns. I love this. – I love this too but you know what else I love? – Yeah? – When we play who you talking about? When we look at at one of your comments and we try to guess whether it’s about me or Link. – Aight, Imma guess you. – This one is from Monique. Monique is just commenting on our videos. Oh, Monique Mills says, “blanks dad noises are getting more pronounced.” This is, either one of us- – It could be both of us. – Either one of us can be guilty of this, but a lot of people have commented about how they can see the evolution of you turning into an old man. Like I’ve seen that comment thread before. – Wow. Cause my hair’s gray and I look like my dad. – Yeah. And just, you know, you have I mean, we both have old man mannerisms, but you got, I think you’ve got a little bit of a headstart on the old man mannerism. – Okay, so, I’m saying you. – I’m saying you. We can’t see it, can’t see it. – Who is it? – [Stevie] It’s Rhett. – Okay, Monique, you’re wrong. – See? You’re getting ol-, you’re older than me, and getting older. No, I’m getting- – Getting older slower. – [Stevie] I think you both make an equal amount of dad grunting noises. – Oh really? – [Stevie] It’s more of a, like, letting out of, of air, letting out of breath, you know situation. – Like that, like, if you’re doing something, and then all of a sudden it’s like, like that. – [Stevie] Or like a sit down, it’s like a release like I’m relieved to be sitting down right now, because it was so hard to stand up. – Or getting up. It’s like- – But you don’t, but you don’t know you’re making it. All right, I’m interested to hear about these Kickstarter campaigns. – [Stevie] Okay. Well this first one, I think you’ll both really love. It’s Wonder Spray, the world’s first portable butt shower. The great toilet paper sort-shortage of 2020 was a warning to all the heathens who are still wiping they’re downstairs with itchy scratchy paper. That’s the old way, shut that door and step into the wonderful world of Wonder Spray. The world’s first portable butt shower. Lightweight and subtle, it’s a tiny butt spray that keeps you clean anywhere you go. It’s little bidet gives you leeway, when you’ve got a number two situation out on the freeway. – We get it Stevie. But are you- I mean- – We talk about them quite often actually – Um… – I mean this, this, this, this can’t be fake because- – This is a really bad Kickstarter or it’s fake. – Cause there’s plenty of portable bidets already. – And I wouldn’t call it a spray. – [Stevie] It’s real. Here’s a video from the Kickstarter. – [Narrator] Why are you using dry toilet paper to smear that sticky-icky mess across your back alley? Harness the power of the shower. You need, Wonder Spray. The world’s most powerful butt shower. – Was that Alex Honnold? – [Stevie] What was happening with his beard in the- – He had dookie in it. – [Stevie] He had a poopy beard? – Yeah, but it was bird crap. – And then, you know what- the other guy, the pitch man? His energy is just strange. – Aura, aura- – Your energy is strange man. – [Stevie] I don’t care about the man’s beard. I want to see water shoot out of that into a tushy. – It was so confusing. Yeah, it’s like- – I don’t know, there’s a lot of different- – That was not funded, I hope. – I have a portable bidet, okay- – So do I. – And it’s- the one that you have is uh, better from what I have. – It’s from Tushy. – Your is the one from, Tushy- – Not currently sponsored, but they have been a sponsor of your biscuits, and I stand behind that. – And mine is just a squeeze- – Get it? It stands behind me, really. – A squeeze bottle that just sends some water out. But I- – [Stevie] That you use when you’re camping? – Yeah. – Yeah. – [Stevie] And you’ve used it before? – I use it on my camping trip, yeah. – [Stevie] And you- don’t you have to have like a certain amount of, like, blind aim? – You can feel- – [Stevie] Cause like, isn’t it like, a reach-back situation? – I can hit my butthole from all kinds of different ways. It’s just, I got long arms. I’m relatively flexible for an old man, that makes old man noises. – With the portable one, I’ve found that it’s better to go from the front. – Yeah? – Yeah. – [Stevie] Yeah, like, isn’t there a squashing situation? – Yeah. But it pretty much just goes right down on back onto the thing. – You need to get bidet. That’s- all your questions will be answered. Just sit on that thing a couple of times- – [Stevie] No, no, not- I’m talking about the portable situation. – It simulates a bidet. – [Stevie] I know, but I mean, I don’t like to go to the bathroom outside, camping, anyway. And then you’re also going to add a mechanism? – Yeah, well, listen, this last trip I went on, I really enjoyed it because I was so remote, and I brought a portable toilet with me as well, where I was just sitting out there in the desert, pooping. – On a toddler toilet. – Oh, it was almost full size, pooping- pooping into a hole that I had dug or pooping into a bag, it comes with a bag, I was in a place, I didn’t want to bury. It was incredible. – It didn’t have a- okay, all right, I don’t, I actually don’t need more details. – [Stevie] Okay. This one, Link will love, it’s human 2 horse, horse simulator. I thought it said stimulator at first. – Human to horse stimulator. – [Stevie] This ambitious project is seeking funding to create a full on VR simulator in which humans can feel exactly what it’s like to walk, trot and gallop like a pure bred stallion. The VR experience is coupled with a complete sensory alerting chamber pod, where you slip into mechanical hand and foot hooves to feel the total horse immersion. – So, you’re not riding a horse, you are the horse? – [Stevie] Correct. Human, the number two, horse, one word. – I don’t want to be a horse, I want to ride a horse. I don’t think there’s that many people that, w- and then it requires special things? This is fake. – That can’t be real. – It’s fake. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s fake. – Okay. Yeah, but- – [Stevie] Who wants to be a horse? – Who- I don’t, but I want to ride a horse. – Maybe like a free horse. Horse that’s out, horse that got out. – You talk about going camping, like I’m on the trip, I haven’t told you this. When Chris and I went, we were looking, there was a sign. When we went into this one area where we were going to camp in the back country and it said “Do not feed the wild horses.” And I said, wouldn’t it be awesome if wild horses by the rolling stones came on at random. Because that’s what happened to Rhett when he was out in the outer banks, on a boat, and they were- you were looking for wild horses, and you saw wild horses, and the song started playing on the radio on the boat- – True story. – and you freaked out. And I was reminding Christy of that story and um 15 minutes later, we were driving around looking for a campsite. We gotten on the dirt road by this point, we were looking for wild horses, and I swear to you, in a playlist, in like, a random Spotify playlist that I was listening to. Wild Horses, who- which I had not listened to in many, many months. It wasn’t like heavy on my rotation. It is not. Wild Horses came on at random, and I started freaking out, and I was like, look closely, there’s wild horses around. – That’s kind of crazy. But you- – It really- – But you didn’t find the horses. – But- we actually- we never saw a wild horses. – Did you see burros? – No, but there were also signs for burros, and you’re not supposed to feed them. – So, you know, this is pretty interesting, if you don’t know, I didn’t know any of this about the Western United States until I moved out here. But if when you’re in the desert, like around Death Valley or Nevada, there are these, basically, is it donkeys or mules? – I don’t know. – They’re donkeys or mules. – I- it was just a picture, so I don’t know- – They call them burros and it’s basically the pack animals that the frontiers people brought over that they used on their farms and use on their wagon trains- – And just left them. – And a lot of them just got out and now there’s wild populations of donkey/mule, I know it’s a different thing- – [Stevie] It is a donkey. – Donkeys- – That’s cool. – Going all around, and I’m just like driving through the desert and all of a sudden there’s a donkey in the middle of the road. And it just like, looks at me and then it runs, then it kind of goes off and then a baby follows it, and then there’s like 10 of them. And that happened like 3 or 4 times- – And they’re like in the middle, and what are they eating? – There’s nothing! – And what do they drink? – It’s just donkeys out there. All over the West! – [Stevie] I wonder if donkeys would like mythical rewards. – Yeah. You know, we talked about this in the main episode, but we’re very excited about the mythical rewards program. Basically, you know, lots of stores do this. – If you buy stuff, you get points- – And we’re getting it in the game because a lot of you guys are, you know, you keep coming back to the store and we want to find a way to reward you for being faithful to the mythical store so check it out. Mythicalrewards.com – [Stevie] K-pods for instant tortillas. Are you sick of buying tortillas in bulk for cheap? Well, with this innovative new technology you can create fresh flour or corn tortillas with the push of a button. Instant coffee is so yesterday, instant tortillas are the wave of the future. If you buy it early, you can get the artisan tortilla maker and fresh, Oh gosh. Is it Maza? Maysa? Masa? pods delivered to you for only $599. – Well, okay, it’s gotta be real because of that ridiculous piece at the end there that its a $600 tortilla pot, because y’all wouldn’t write that. – Yeah, they would. I think I’ve heard inklings of this. I’m going to say this is real. – Fresh tortillas, man, I would love one of those right now. Yes, real. – [Stevie] Yeah. I’ve seen this before. It’s real. There’s a video. – This is Flatev. It makes fresh, perfect tortillas, in seconds, at the press of a button. You drop in a pod. Select how soft or crispy you like it. Tell it if you’re making a flour or corn tortilla. And, boom, done. The drawer keeps your finished tortilla warm, in case you’re making more than one at a time. – I love how- – I can listen to that woman say tortilla all day long. – [Stevie] She’s nailing it. – She turns the accent off and on. – I just want her to say tortilla to me, when I wake up. – You know they did, like, a take where she didn’t do that, and the director was like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. – Yeah, yeah, we don’t- – Can we please Alex Trebek the tortilla line? – That’s a big machine too. – So you- is this available? Like you can get this now? – [Stevie] I don’t know if you can buy it now. Well, I mean, it says delivered to you for 599. I don’t know, Ellie, do you know? – That’s a good one. – [Stevie] Okay. No- – [VOICE] Yeah, you can get it soon. It’s like about to be released. – It’s too big. Like we don’t- nobody really likes putting big things on your counter and then you’ve got nowhere to put it. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Well, it’s also not that difficult to make fresh tortillas. Like if you have a tortilla press and you want to, you want to make fresh tortillas, its- – I do want that. That’s- – You’ve done that? – [Stevie] Yeah. – That’s what is happening to me right now, is I realize I want to make fresh tortillas. – [Stevie] Yeah. – I want to get a machine that makes it for me. – [Stevie] Well, and here’s the other thing, it’s easier to make the corn tortillas. – They raised $137,000? – From only 662 people. – That’s not, a lot to raise. – [Stevie] I’ll also say you can get flour tortillas that are raw. And you can get them in whatever it grocery store, they come in a pack of 12, or whatever, and they’re raw, and you take them out and heat them up and when you heat them up, they make- and they’re really good. So they’re fresh. – I mean, they’re making them right there. And they’re, like, smushing it out. I guess that’s- I don’t know. I didn’t have any problem with the one that’s just a big sack of ’em. All right, give us another one. – [Stevie] Knee Friendz, with a Z, animatronic knee puppets. Talk to the hand? No thanks. More like talk to the knee. That’s what your children will be doing if you buy in on the Kickstarter for Knee Friendz, an advanced animatronic puppet built to attach to adult knees so that busy parents can entertain kids while keeping hands free, so that the mommy and daddy can continue to scroll Instagram or answering emails. – I was going to say real until you said animatronic. – Yeah. That’s not real. – Fake. – [Stevie] Yeah. It’s fake. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] Touch Me towel, I don’t know, the touch me towel. You know what’s boring? Waiting for hair to dry. You know what’s fun? Getting a head massage. This Kickstarter is looking to fund a terry cloth head wrap that has waterproof automated massagers built in to soothe you and help dry off your hair at the same time. – So when you wrap your hair in a towel- – It- you have to hit a button and then it- it dries your hair without you having to do it- – This feels like something, somebody would come up with. – This seems like a decent idea. I’m going to say yes. – I don’t think it’s a great idea, but I do think it’s real. – [Stevie] It’s fake. Do you use a hair towel now that you have long locks? – I’m gonna say that I don’t. – [Stevie] Really? you don’t find that to be annoying? Like, when- just a lot of wet hair on your neck? – I kind of just like tie it up. – [Stevie] The hair itself? Not in a towel? – Yeah. – [Stevie] Do you- have you seen a hair towel? Does Jessie use a hair towel? The ones that like are made specifically? – No, my mom- – Oh, what is that? – [Stevie] Oh, I gotta introduce you. – My mom was the queen of the hair towel. – But it wasn’t a special towel? – No, it wasn’t- – [Stevie] No, this is a special towel, I’ll show you. – You got one? – [Stevie] Yeah. Oh gosh, it makes such a difference. It’s like, in this like loop, uh cranial shape that like you put the front on, you like flip your hair over, you put the front of it on and then the rest goes into the, this like towel cone, and then you loop tie it around. So it’s like, it’s almost like a towel turban situation. – So you keep your hair in this towel until it’s completely dry? – [Stevie] Not really, like- – Cause then you don’t get the benefits- – [Stevie] Yeah, no, this is just like an immediate out of the shower situation, so you don’t have, and you know, I mean also, since quarantine, my hair is like you know, Renaissance long. Renaissance for a long, so it is really annoying when it’s wet. You need to get one of these. – Oh, I’m planning on it now. – Hmm. turbey towel. – I think I’ll just look good in it. – [Stevie] Hey Kube. – Hey cube. – [Stevie] Hey kube with a K. – Hey. – [Stevie] The Rubik’s cube that solves itself. Rubik’s cubes are hard, too hard. That’s why this Kickstarter is building the world’s most advanced engineering technology. All so that you can have a Rubik’s cube that will tell you exactly how to get it right. With Hey Kube, you no longer have to look like an idiot in front of your lerping friends. Be a puzzle genius for this toy that takes away the guess- – I think this is a real Kickstarter that did not get funded. – No, this is fake. – You put it in there and it solves it for you. – No. – [Stevie] It’s real. – Yeah. – We want to build this smart cube and give everybody in the world the same joy of actually solving. This is an exciting part. It’s not just a cube solver, not just a toy. It’s a serious STEM education kit. – Oh my god, I solved it! – I’ve never finished one of these. – Hold on. I don’t understand. They’re just being given instructions as they go? On what to do? – No. – Have you seen that documentary about the Rubik’s cube? – I have actually. – It’s not the best documentary in the world- – No. – Or even close but it made me think of that because – You watched it? – Yeah. – I watched it because a couple of months ago, Lincoln, made up his mind he was going to learn how to solve a Rubik’s cube. – Is he still sticking with that? – Hey, well, here’s the thing. There’s YouTube videos and you watch the YouTube videos and then you follow the instructions. He learned how to solve Rubik’s cube. And then he got kind of obsessed with it and he bought one of the speed cubes that they used in those competitions. And then for, again, for a couple of weeks, he always had this Rubik’s cube, and he kind of got addicted to solving it. And I was like, man, I’m proud of you son. You decided to do something. You figured it out. And it’s something that I wouldn’t never have interest in devoting that time to- – It seems like you would’ve had- – Lincoln is Rubik’s cube solver- – You would have had one as a kid though. – And now he’s over it. I did have one, but it would just kind of sit there. – [Stevie] Link say the name of the product again. – Rubik’s cube. Rubik’s cube. – Rubik’s cube? – Rubik’s cube. – [Stevie] No, you’re emphasizing cube. Rubik’s cube, but you say Rubik’s cube. – Rubik’s cube. Just like taco bell. – Rubik’s cube. – [Stevie] Taco bell. – We emphasize all that’s- – Because it’s a cube that Rubik owns. It’s Rubik’s cube. – It’s Rubik’s cube. – No, but it’s, it’s Rubik’s cube- – But they make a bunch of different- – It’s a cube- – Like, they make like you know, I guess, is it, is the main one three by three or four by four? – Three by three. – So like that’s the one that everybody wants to win is the three by three but there’s a two by two. There’s a four by four. There’s a five by five. – I don’t think there’s a two by two. – There’s not a two by two, that would be crazy. I could do that one. I could solve a two by two. – I have a family member who can solve Rubik’s cube. – I’m impressed. It’s an algorithm. – It’s an algorithm. – Did he memorize the algorithm? Because don’t you have to memorize the algorithm. – Yeah. Yeah. – [Stevie] Ghost Pacer, holographic running partner. Are you tired of running alone with no one to challenge you to be your best? Can you only reach running goals with external pressure? Meet ghost pacer, a faceless futuristic ghost robot who will run alongside you to virtually remind you of your pathetic human body’s limitations. Try on this advanced wearable tech and fall in love with ghost pacer, not literally, ghost pacer is not sentient and does not feel emotion. – So you look to your side while you’re running, and you see something- – [Stevie] Alongside you, run alongside you. – You’re wearing a backpack that has a giant hologram generator in it- – Yeah, that’s just not feasible. – Which makes it a lot- – Not feasible. – So no, this is impossible. No. – [Stevie] It’s real! – No! – Yeah, I’m interested in this one, let’s see a video, shall we? – [Narrator] The Ghost Pacer, the ultimate running partner. The ghost pacer is the world’s first mixed reality headset, designed specifically by runners for runners to help you get the most out of every run and workout. – So you’re chasing this dude- – So, obviously it was AR I should’ve known that. It’s still a dumb idea. – No, I get it. I mean, it’s like, it’s a, it’s sets pace. Cause it’s easier, it’s easier to run with somebody who’s pushing you- – But he doesn’t set the pace. You set the pace because you’re wearing the glasses. – No, I’m sure it’s, there’s a relativity to it that he could- he could be simulated going further. – If there’s not, then it doesn’t make any sense yet. – Right, It’s just a buddy, an imaginary friend, in your glasses. That’s that’s also a good Kickstarter campaign idea. – Ghost pacer. – Ghost pacer. – The movie, starring Nicholas cage. – I guess, if you pass, I wonder if you pass him, look behind him. Look behind, there he is. He’s like winded and give out. – Yeah, I doubt it. – That’d be cool. – I want that. – Yeah, I take it all back. It’s a great idea, I want some. – [Rhett] Now you can earn mythical rewards for every dollar spent on mythical merch, visit mythicalrewards.com for more info.