GMMore 1861: Trying TikTok’s Apple Juice Bottle Biting Thing On Other Snacks

(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. Did you know you can bite into an item and then bite into its packaging and sometimes discover serendipity? Well, according to TikTok, you can. According to us, I don’t know yet. – We’ve got a voicemail, let’s check it. – [Man And Woman] Hey, Lick Daddies, we love you. Stay fresh, keep licking. – Stay fresh, keep what? – Keep licking. Lick daddies. – Keep licking? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I really appreciate that. – That was a kind sentiment. – The only piece of advice I would have if you’re gonna do that kind of voicemail, you gotta get all the giggles out. You gotta get the giggles out before– – Get the giggles out first. – That was a difficult thing for Link to do when we would make prank calls growing up. Very difficult, he could not get the giggles out. – Could not do it. – And he also would regularly just slip into his own voice and the person that we were calling would be like, hey, Link. So you gotta disguise your voice and you gotta get the giggles out. (Link chuckles) – Those were the days, you know? I mean, I felt so cool when I’d come over to your house. – Period. – No. – Okay. – And your older brother would hang out with us. I was like, man, an older person. I guess he’s cool. – He would lead us into debauchery. – And by that you mean prank calls. – Right, prank calls. Prank calls and really, really raunchy rap music. – Yeah, that’s debauchery. We would literally prank call your neighbor. There’s nothing like the feeling of prank calling somebody but looking out the window. – Seeing the house. – And seeing the house that they’re in and just sensing that Peter’s dad is over there. And then after a while Peter’s dad realizes that he’s talking to one of Peter’s friends, so he just puts Peter on the phone. And I say, “Hey, Peter”. He says, “Hey, Link”. (Rhett and Link laughing) And then your brother didn’t think I was that cool anymore. – No, my brother was like, never bring him over for that. Okay, I saw this on TikTok, I don’t know, months ago. But I thought this was a trick, and I’m not convinced that it’s not. So you got this apple juice, and I think by opening it, you may have ruined the effect. – No, no, no, no, no, Davin said you gotta make room in the Martinelli’s. – Oh, you do have to open it? Is that right? – [Stevie] The ones I’ve seen, they drink the juice beforehand then do it. – All of the juice? – [Stevie] I think so. – [VOICE] A little bit. – [Rhett And Link] A little bit of the juice. – I thought this was a prank on me, the viewer. Well, we’ll explain in a second what happens. – And you put the cap back on, right? – I assume so. – Well, you gotta be able to– (bottle cracks) Oh, see, that’s a little hint. – So apparently when you bite into this it sounds like you’re biting into an apple, and the first time I saw it, I thought somebody was off screen, or they were just dubbing an apple sound. – Well, let’s bite into a real apple first. But we’ll dub in the sound of another apple. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Is this the only other apple we have? I don’t wanna bite this, because I wanna save that. ‘Cause whenever there’s an apple on this show, we gotta get Chase to come out and rip it apart. (crew laughs) – Oh, okay. – Chase, you knew this was coming, right? Not right now, but later. If you stick around long enough, you’ll hear a sound… You’ll hear the best sound. – The best sound of the day. – The sound of Chase ripping an apple open with his bare hands. He’s gonna be trained, he’s gonna be in the batter’s box, and he’s gonna come in later. – All right, wanna do a bite? – Yeah, so you go ahead. (bottle squeaking) Oh my gosh. That’s crazy. – Does it sound like an apple? – I clearly have not watched the TikTok. (bottle squeaking) The TikTok, I mean singular. – Try it. (bottle squeaking) I mean, it sounds kind of like an apple. Well, that one did. That one did. What’d you do different? – I went bigger. – Yeah, it’s getting the teeth on the top. (bottles squeaking) – Ow, it’s got a pop to it that hurt my lip. – Do you think that they did that on purpose? – If herpes comes up in a couple of days, it’s because of that. – Do you think Martinelli’s did this on purpose? – This is not news to anyone except me. So let’s move on to some things that are news. – This is what it sounds like to push on an apple. (bottle squeaking) – If it works for apples, what else will it work for? Will it work for… What’s this called? Just lettuce? – And you’re saying that this is the package for lettuce. Guys… – Something doesn’t add up here. – [Rhett] What kind of lettuce packaging is that? – [VOICE] Salad container. – Salad. – Salad container. Okay, so we’re calling this salad. – I’ll bite the food, you bite the packaging. How about that? – For this round. We can mix it. I really wanted to bite this though ’cause I think it would be satisfying. – Oh, I thought you were gonna say I don’t like lettuce and you were not gonna bite it. I was trying to save you from having to do something you didn’t want to. – No, I like lettuce. – You do? – Yeah. (Rhett laughs) – All right, let’s both eat the lettuce. (lettuce crunching) – Well, I’m not gonna eat it, I don’t like it that much, I’m just gonna bite it. – It’s pretty bitter. – Yeah, it’s bitter. Again. (lettuce crunching) – And then, I’m just gonna bite the ridge here. (plastic crinkling) – Maybe I need to close my eyes. Bite it again. (plastic crinkling) – Oh, I broke it. You try it. – It does work better when your eyes are closed. Seriously, close your eyes. (lettuce crunching) – Yeah, right. Bite the container. (plastic crinkling) Sounds like you’re biting a plastic container. – I mean again, you saw it. If you didn’t see it… Okay, that one doesn’t work. We tried. – Corn and a corn container. – Corn? – Do we have a corn container? Okay, we’re really, really stretching what is legal here. You want us to bite the Corn Nuts on the outside? – Well, we actually have corn nuts too. – Then why do we have corn? – ‘Cause corn doesn’t come in a container. – You think Chase could break a corn? – We’ll get him to try. Okay. – I’m excited. – If you stick around long enough you will see Chase expand his horizons. – He’s gonna break a corn. – He’s going to break corn with his hand. And let’s see what noise comes out of Chase. – The corn noise 2020. – This is a much better idea than what we were doing. All right, but I never turn down an opportunity to eat a few corn nuts. – What is a corn nut? I know we’ve discussed this at length on the show, but I’ve forgot. It’s just a kernel. – Very crunchy. – That’s been fried? – [Stevie] Roasted or deep fried corn kernels. – Yeah. – Well, this says, “The real roasted corn kernel”. – Oh, those have been fried, they ain’t been roasted. – It says, “The real roasted corn kernel”. – It’s got oil all over it. – Here you go. Close your eyes. (plastic crunching) – Well, this is tricky because you’re biting corn nuts that are inside the package. – That counts. I mean, I was biting apple juice inside of the package. – But not an apple. – Okay. I think we can still return this. – corn nuts are so tasty. I remember that every time I have them. I’ve never bought them. – You know what’s good on a salad? – Corn nuts. – Corn nuts are great on a salad. Never had them on a salad. Speaking of food learnings, wanna encourage you to go over to the Mythical Kitchen channel, today, Mythical Chef Josh, over there on that channel is dispelling Thanksgiving turkey myths. You got turkey on the brain, he’s gonna wipe out some of the myths. You think about basting? You think you know about basting? He thinks he knows more about basting. He thinks it’s a scam. He thinks freaking basting is a scam. – Basting is a scam? – Let’s hear him out. Mythical Kitchen channel, go over there when this is over. – I take a lot of pride in my basting. – After Chase does his thing, go over there. Also, Hotdog is a Sandwich, the next episode is, is turkey good? – [Stevie] “Does Turkey Suck” comes out tomorrow. – “Does Turkey Suck”. Is turkey good is what I would’ve called it, but I’m not consulted on these things. – So bring in the dill pickles. I think we’re gonna bite the jar. (Link chuckles) See if it sounds like a pickle. I like a pickle too. A pickle and a corn nut. Pickle and a corn nut. Pickle and a corn nut together. – Okay, you gonna bite a pickle? (jar bangs) – Does that work? – No. Let’s work together. With our powers combined. – I got corn nut oil all over me. Put a corn nut on a pickle. – That’s a good idea. – You know what, this is the new ants on a log. Corn nuts on a pickle. You’re gonna have to make your own, I’m sorry. – It looks too hard. – Think I can get all five? – Nope. You got four. That’s quite a crunch. (Rhett exclaims) So now let’s try… (Link shushing) – Yeah, do it, bite that jar. What if it busted wide open? What if it was like boom! And then it just bursts and it was like, whoa! – That would be crazy. – And you found out you were the guy that could bite glass. – That would be crazy. That didn’t work. If you’re taking notes. We also have pickles in this. Let’s see if this sounds more like a pickle. (plastic crunching) Nope. (crew laughs) Who are we kidding? We’re just waiting for Chase to come out and rip an apple. Let’s do this first. – These are actually flavored with Vlasic. – Eating an M&M. (Link chewing) – This is really pushing the… Somewhere along the line we lost the logic. (crew laughs) If we were eating M&M juice. (wrapper crinkling) – I popped it. All the air came out. – Do you think you could mush every one of those M&Ms from the outside? – Mush them? – Yeah. – Yeah, sure. I mean, I don’t wanna take the time to do that because that’s gonna cut into Chase’s time. – [Stevie] So do you guys wanna know the secret of the apple juice? – I know the secret, I read it twice. – Well, it’s plastic, right? – [Stevie] What? Oh, got it, got the joke. – It wasn’t a joke. I don’t understand the question. – [Stevie] No, Rhett’s joke. – Yes, I wanna know the secret. – [Stevie] When you cut it, I guess it’s technically three different layers of plastic that when you bite or squeeze they all rub against each other in a way that creates the noise. I do not think this was purposeful by the company, Martinelli’s. – When you push on it, you can feel plastic. – Rubbing itself. – Rubbing against plastic. There’s three layers, huh? – You wanna hear the sound of plastic rubbing itself? (plastic squeaking) – [Stevie] That’s what we’ll title this. – Yeah, it’s a close second to the sound of basting. – What is this, guys? Ramen. You wanna eat a little ramen. This is getting gratuitous. – I mean, why are we doing this at this point? – All right, fine, we don’t have to do it. – Save that ramen for David Hill. (crew laughs) – All right, so here’s what we’ve got. Chase, come on out here. – Chase has been doing a lot of apple breaking. So much so that he now has a special… He thinks he’s cool. He’s like one of the world’s strongest men when they come and they’ve got things. They’re wrapped up in different ways. Is that like a Power Glove? Like a Nintendo Power Glove? – No, I use it when I’m bowling. (Rhett laughs) – And you’re ready to bowl at any moment? – Any moment. – Would you like a corn nut? – I’d love a corn nut. Are these just regular flavored? – There’s other kinds? – Oh, yeah. You got cool ranch flavor, you got spicy flavors. – I think I knew this. – It’s hard to stop. – You can have an M&M if you want one too. – Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you, Chase ripping apart an apple. – This is a smaller one, so it’s kind of hard to get my fingers into. Thank you, Caitlin. – You’re welcome. (Chase groans) (Chase exclaims) (Rhett and Link laughing) (Rhett applauds) – It’s gotten lower, you brought it higher and it’s gotten lower. – Now all new for 2020, Chase breaks a corn. – Rips open a corn. – So right from the middle? – And if I may give some notes. – Please. – Just don’t try to go lower than your body tells you to go. I feel like you were trying… It’s kind of like a kid who’s going through puberty. – Last time I did, I tried to go higher to replicate the first time and you gave me a note. – Oh really? – The original sound is higher in our minds than it actually was. – Split the difference. (Chase laughs) Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we present to you, Chase ripping a corn with his bare hands. – If you can rip a corn this way. I mean, I don’t think the world’s strongest man could do this. But if you have to give up and go the other way, then do it. Oh, he’s getting in it. Oh, look, corn juice. (corn snaps) – Ta da! (Rhett and Chase laughing) – There was no noise, just rip that apart, make a noise, man. Be Chase. – Can I do the other one? I’ll make noise with the other one. – Yeah, don’t make 2020 such a disappointment, Chase. – I apologize. – It’s been going so great. – Give us some hope. (Chase laughs) – Okay. (Chase grunts) – Yeah, I like that. – Wow. – Yeah. (Rhett and Link grunting) – All right, that is our gift to you. – And you can have the corn. – Thank you. – Thank you, Chase. – One, two, three. – [Josh] Don’t splash. – [Nicole] No, I’m not. – Someone ate Taco Bell yesterday.

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