(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna find some ice cream scandals and talk about them with each other. – But first we’re gonna do drawer destroyer. – Oh, is that happening again? I didn’t think we were going to repeat that. (Rhett maniacally laughing) (Rhett grunting) – Hit at the same time? Three, two, one. (Rhett laughs) Three, two, one. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at that! Split right down the middle. – I get to keep that. – That is cool. Smells like- – Ooh, smells good. – Smells like- – I kind of like that. – It smells like meat. – Yeah, it’s a meat candle. – What is the flavor of this candle? – Skull death. I don’t know. It smells good to me. – It does smell good in a meaty kind of way. All right, we got some ice cream scandals. And I just want to acknowledge I got a holographic minimalist Mythical hoodie on that is gonna be around for Black Friday only. So right now, matter of fact supplies are limited, they may be sold out already. Go over to mythical.com. See if you can get this limited edition version of our minimalist hoodie. It’s holographic. You okay? – I’m cool now that I’ve got a- – It’s leaking a little bit. – I told you it would start bleeding. – Do you need to rewrap it? – No, it’s fine. – I mean, I’m kinda starting to feel bad. – It’s not coming all the way through. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t hurt anymore. It’ll be fine. – You sure? Do we need to… Do I need to apply pressure to it? – No, pressure is being applied. – So that’s not fresh blood. That’s blood that just came through it. Is it still coming through? – I think it’s still bleeding, but there’s pressure. Pressure is being applied by the thing. – Okay, I mean, now that you’re an injured boy- – It’s disinfected. – I’m a little bit, I feel a little bit bad- – Yeah, feel bad. – About the fact that I won and I injured you, and now I have to make you do something in order to get this Klondike bar. – I probably could have just done a band-aid honestly, but I did want you to feel bad. – Okay, well, in order to get this Klondike bar, I would like you to pray to the ice cream God, which is this little polar bear on here. And I would like you to ask him or her, it, it’s God, it’s a genderless being. And I would like you to ask the bear for more nuts. – For more nuts? – For more nuts on your ice cream. – But there’s no nuts in a Klondike bar. – No, you can get nuts in them. But I’m just saying for more nuts, every time you eat more ice cream in the future- – So that bear is a God? – Yeah, it is. It is ice cream God. – I have to worship it? – Yeah, you, no, you have to just pray to it. Just as like a one-off kind of prayer. You don’t have to like, you know, pledge your allegiance to this God. – Oh, Oh God of the Klondike in polar bear form, I beseech thee to give me more nuts. – Yeah, but- – Amen. – He’s not satisfied yet. He hasn’t budged. He says it seems like- – Oh God of the Klondike- – Hold on, hold on. I have a really special relationship with him. He says that- – In polar bear form. – No, he says that he wants to be called Barry. And he says that he, or it wants you to, they want you to be more authentic. – Dear, Mr. Barry… Can I do it in letter form? – Yeah, he likes it. He likes it. – I love your logo. Your rendering on which is smooth, icy, and it makes me hungry. Give me some nuts. (crew members laughing) Amen. Sincerely, Link Neil. – Yeah, he said, okay, that was great. He wants pretty please- – That’s enough. – Pretty please, more nuts, please, pretty. That’s what he wants. – This goes against my religion. – He just said pretty please, more nuts, pretty please, pretty. And he was it to end with a pretty. – Pretty please, more nuts, please, pretty. – That’s it. All right, you can have it. Put it on your sore. – My sore. It’s an injury. (Rhett laughs) It’s a wound, man. It’s a freaking puncture wound. – Stevie, I’ve been told that you have scandals. – [Stevie] It’s true. I do. – Personal scandals. They’re ice cream-related scandals. This is a scandalous as ice cream can get, I’m telling you. – Okay. – [Stevie] Would you like to hear some of my scandals? – Oh, yeah, yeah, I’m always about this kind of thing. You know, me and the gossip. – [Stevie] A London ice cream shop sold an ice cream made with holy water and absinthe. The ice cream shop was called, or is called, I don’t know if they’re around, Icecreamists, and the treat was called the Vice Lolly. It looks like this was back in 2012. It’s a pistol shaped ice cream treat with three parts holy water, one part 80% alcohol absinthe, and sugar. – [Link] What? And the ad has a nun holding it? – [Stevie] Yeah. – This is really, really scandalous. Do you think anybody bought this? – So it’s an alcoholic… It’s a frozen alcoholic beverage, but it is on a stick. I can’t, I can’t… Is that the stick hanging out down there? – [Rhett] No, no. – [Link] What is that? – [Rhett] I think that’s just the part of the habit. No, maybe that is a stick. Yeah, that’s a stick. – [Link] That’s interesting. – [Stevie] It looks like it was- – As if we weren’t already being sacrilegious enough, I’m praying to a polar bear God. Now, we got a nun holding a alcoholic pistol. – I had a feeling that something like this might come because ice cream can get really, really sacrilegious sometimes. – You want the rest of this? – No. And so I just, I wanted to set the tone, and get you to pray to a bear. – [Stevie] It looks like it was 28.50 per serving, and that’s in US dollars. So yeah. And then- – The thing about it is her eye makeup game is strong. – [Rhett] It’s not nun-like. – [Link] But it’s not- – [Rhett] I don’t think that nuns do the eye makeup thing. I think that- – [Link] She’s been watching them tutorials! – I think if you walk up into the nunnery, where the, where the really like a, what do you call that? A deep shadow? – Habit. – What do you call that style, Stevie? – Oh, smokey eye. – Smokey eye. If you walk up- – [Stevie] You’re asking me that? – I mean, you may not regularly wear this- – Who’s he gonna ask? Me? – But I’m just saying, you’re more of an authority than we are. – [Stevie] I don’t know about that. – You know about smokey eye. – [Stevie] Well, yeah. Yeah, sure, yeah. – Spiritual refreshment. Let’s see another. I don’t wanna- – [Stevie] Wait, but this ice cream shop, before they sold this, they also sold a ice cream made out of breast milk called Baby Gaga. And it said the breast milk ice cream used the breast milk of as many as 15 women. – Well, ’cause you got to get a lot of milk in order to make ice cream, and a woman doesn’t make as much milk as you would think. – So this ice creamery, what are they called again? Icecreamist. – They’re extremists. – They’re, you know, they’re- – Marketing geniuses. – Well, they’re marketing enthusiasts. (Rhett laughs) – But this would get you to go there. I mean, I wouldn’t do the gun thing, and I wouldn’t do the breast milk thing ’cause I have had breast milk and I- – Well, would you do the nun thing? – [Stevie] You know what’s weird is that they always use nuns in their marketing, so you should have seen the breast milk ad. (Link laughs) – Oh gosh. – [Stevie] I’m kidding. – Let’s see the next one. – [Stevie] Okay, so this is the next story. Carvel, do you say Carvel, Carvel? – I say Carvel, yeah. – [Stevie] Carvel had to cut Dina Lohan off from free ice cream after she wildly abused privileges. – Who is Dina Lohan? – Is that Lindsay Lohan’s mom? – [Stevie] Yeah. So I guess they offer celebrity black cards to select in quotes “A-listers” which gains unlimited – Dina’s a A-lister. ice cream for free. – They had to retract it. They do not budget for friends of friends, and typically use an honor system that celebrities will be reasonable in their consumption. But Dina Lohan tried to use the card to supply a party’s worth of ice cream for her 14-year-old son. – Come on, Dina. – [Stevie] When the server refused, she got into an altercation- – Oh, really? – [Stevie] And the police had to get involved. – Yeah, Dina, come on. – [Stevie] And then they released a statement saying “As part of Carvel’s 75th anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 black cards to celebrities.” One moment. I have to scroll. Oh, I’ve scrolled too far. – She has scrolled too far, people. – Oh, gosh. The ol’ over scroll. – [Stevie] “These cards-” – She’s gone over the edge. – [Stevie] “Were issued in the celebrity’s name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use. Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. At first, we graciously honored their requests. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.” – At what point, in just the typical Lohan mind- – [Stevie] No, (chuckling) she tried to say she was the victim. She has issued a statement that says, “It shows just how we get treated so much worse than regular people,” she said. – Aw. When they go Lohan, Carvel goes high. (laughing) You know, there’s this Chipotle card, whatever their version of that card is, that they give out to YouTubers. I just can’t- – Dobrik got one. – I can’t help but notice that Dobrik’s had one for a while. Can’t help but notice that Mr. Beast was talking about one little while ago. That came across my Twitter. – Yeah. Can’t help but notice that- – Who’s going to give a card to a couple of 40 year old men who are just gonna feed their children with it? – [Stevie] We should Poquito Mas cards. – I’m telling you, I don’t want no Chipotle card. Poquito Mas, call us. – Poquito Mas. – [Stevie] Yeah. Let’s start a Poquito Mas card. – Yeah, I mean, is that a nationwide thing? I don’t think so. – I don’t know. – [Stevie] But we are not nationwide. I mean, we’re not- – Well, the first time I ate at a Poquito Mas, when I came out here, I was like, well, this is a nice Mexican restaurant. – Yeah. – I was like, well, look at this place. – When we came out for Online Nation, – We thought it was just a standalone place. – We walked to it from the studio. They’re carnitas- – And then we found another one. And then another one, I was like, oh- – Pretty bomb. – Got it, it’s a chain. – [Stevie] Woman arrested for licking ice cream carton and putting it back on grocery shelf. – Licking the carton? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Well, there’s frost on it. – Is there an opening and… – I think it’s just she’s licking the frost off the carton. – Now, do all ice cream cartons have a seal that holds the top on? – Let’s say yes. – [Stevie] I don’t think so. – Because very recently, like three weeks ago, we got some ice cream delivered along with our groceries, and we got a small, like a pint, you know, ’cause I don’t like to get too much ice cream. And the people took a long time to get there. And then like three people came with like two bags to the door. It was a little odd. And then when I finally got to the ice cream, which is the thing that I was wanting to eat immediately, it didn’t have a seal on it. It was just like, he just pulled the top off, and I was- – [Stevie] What’s the brand you said? – It was a single, it was one of those single servings of, it might’ve been Ben & Jerry’s. – Ben and Jerry’s has a seal. – Then it must’ve not been Ben and Jerry’s. – Even the pints. – But if it was Ben and Jerry’s, this got even more ridiculous. – Was there some missing from the… – I don’t think so, but you know, we’ve eaten ice cream before from a roommate and then taken other ice cream and smoothed out the top. (crew members laughing) – Yeah, but we weren’t delivery people. – Right. Anyway, it just made me think twice about it. But I thought twice, and then I ate the entire thing, so. I’m still here. I’m okay. – [Stevie] Okay, so it was in a Walmart in Lufkin, Texas. – Ol’ Lufkin. – [Stevie] She was caught licking an opened container of Blue Bell ice cream, which I mean, – I get it. who can blame her? – I get it. – It’s good ice cream. – [Stevie] Tampering with a consumer product is a second degree felony in the state of Texas. – What does that entail? – [Stevie] She could face up to 20 years in prison. – For licking it? – [Stevie] The flavor she licked, which is very important, was Tin Roof, the creamy vanilla ice cream with a rich chocolate fudge swirl and roasted peanuts dipped in dark chocolate. – Ooh, It’s got nuts. – Tin Roof! Roasted. – [Stevie] Oh, after some investigation, it was discovered she was 17, and therefore a minor. – Okay, it’s cool. – [Stevie] But she was prosecuted. – Just a kid licking ice cream. – I think there has to be a little bit of a delineation between… Now, I guess if you’ve got, like, you know that you got like a sickness, and you’re intentionally trying to spread it to the ice cream- – Right, or if you’re just hungry. – Maybe you’re getting into felony territory at that point. – If you’re just tempted. – But what are you in for? Well, long story, but have you heard of Tin Roof ice cream? – [Stevie] She was dubbed the Lufkin Licker, and- – Maybe that’s what she was after. – [Stevie] There were a bunch of copycats after the story got out of people licking ice cream and putting it back. – Oh, gosh. – Of course, TikTok. – Why… Yeah, I was like why- – TikTok lickers. Have you seen the thing, I mean, this has been around for a while, but people are going into… These store pranks have been around for a while, but now they’re kind of sort of having a second life because of TikTok. But the thing where people go into any sort of grocery store or any sort of big box store, and they like have glitter or something like that. And they’ll take a bunch of it and go up behind somebody and throw it up in the air and also throw it up in the air over themselves so that it lands on them and the other person. And they turn around and like, “Oh, where’d this glitter come from?” Or the best one is when they take a bucket, they put it on the person’s head and then they put it on their own head and they turn around and they’re like, “Whoa, how did these two buckets get on our heads?” – Are you serious? – Yes. (chuckling) And like, I guess they must cut out all the ones, because if you did that to me, I’d be like, Dude, I know there’s not an invisible bucket, man. You put this bucket on both of our heads. Who else would have done it? But people fall for it enough to make videos out of. People are like, I don’t know, the bucket… Wow, you got a bucket too. – I don’t think you can condone that video, and also enjoy that video. But I find myself in that territory. – Condone and enjoy? – Yeah. – Those are consistent. You mean condemn and enjoy? – That’s what I meant. (Rhett laughs) – Yeah, I do condemn it. – No, I said I can’t condone it- – Yeah, agree. – And enjoy it, is what I’m- – Agreed, agreed. – But I find myself doing that. – But the way that TikTok and even Instagram works now is you’re watching the video before you’ve made a decision to watch it. Because all you’ve done is said I don’t want to watch the current video that I’m watching. I want to watch the next video. And so now, I’ve seen the video, I’ve given it a view. Is that an endorsement? Have I condoned the video? – Can you take that back? – Can I un-swipe it? – Yeah, and if it’s like, oh, I think, I don’t know what’s going to happen. I’m going to watch it. You then would say, oh, that’s what happened. You can’t take it back. You’ve rewarded them. – Yeah. – There’s something to this. – Oh, this is, I mean, we have… We talked about this for a long time one day, I remember. – Well, we talked about in terms of how we harness it. – We were talking about how TikTok and YouTube are so different because everybody’s, I mean, I guess you do get a suggested video if you’re on YouTube, but there’s a lot more consumer choice on YouTube than there is on TikTok. – But we didn’t talk about this, which is- – Ice cream. – You’ve watched it and rewarded it and told the algorithm, hey, here’s one more person who will watch this entire thing. – Is that why I keep getting bucket head videos? – You keep getting bucket heads, yeah. – Dang it, ’cause I keep, yeah. – I think we need to testify at the hearings. – Yeah, right. Can that be arranged? – Like we’ve watched so many bucket… You know we bring in two buckets. – Exhibit A, we’re both in the store. Okay, what else happened, Stevie? – [Stevie] I have very bad news for your Ben and Jerry’s delivery because the next headline is “Domino’s delivery worker caught on camera rubbing ice cream on crotch.” A Domino’s delivery worker in England decided to rub a tub of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream on his crotch moments before delivering food to the customer. – Open, or just closed? – [Stevie] Unclear, but it says the customer was enjoying his pizza with a group of friends and was about to pull out the ice cream when he received a call from his girlfriend. She said, “I hope you haven’t eaten the ice cream that Domino’s have sent you.” I guess that’s how British people phrase things. (chuckles) And then instructed him to look at the Ring doorbell footage. He was horrified upon watching the footage and reported the incident to Domino’s. – How did she know? She had seen the Ring footage? – [Stevie] That girlfriend is spying on him She probably got a Ring notification and then was like, “Huh?” – Wow, he rubbed it on his crotch. – If you’re gonna rub, don’t ring first. Don’t ring and rub. You gotta rub and ring. – Right, well, I think it’s easy when you arrive. – You gotta rub, walk, and ring. – You gotta rub- – You can’t ring, rub, and then walk. – You got to rub on the sidewalk before you’re in the field of view with the camera. Don’t do that. I didn’t see any sort of… I didn’t see any like marks in my ice cream. – This is why it’s important. Whenever you can tip the driver, your delivery driver within the app, do it and do it generously. I mean- – [Stevie] You gotta tip them before they tip you, you know what I’m saying? – Yeah. – But, okay. I think I go both ways. – ‘Cause it only helps. – I go both ways because my wife always tips pretty generously before, for that reason. Sometimes I do. I always tip generously unless somebody does something really stupid, which hasn’t happened yet with any deliveries. But the reason is like, aren’t they still trying to- – [Stevie] I don’t think they can see it. – Get the tip. – [Stevie] Can they see it before? – No, they can see it- – I hope they can. – Oh, really? – Because if my wife gives a big tip, a lot of times they’ll be like, thank you, thank you, you can tell. So maybe she’s right. Maybe they treat you better because you’ve given first. – That means I’m right too. That’s what I do. – Yeah. Don’t mess with your delivery people, maybe they won’t mess with you. – What if you give a big tip and then they pull out their big tip and rub it in your ice cream? – We’ve already been there. You know what? That’s the old news. – Sorry, sorry. By the way, Link’s injury is fake. – Yeah, this isn’t real blood. – Don’t worry. We got you, didn’t we? (laughing) We got you. You’re feeling so sorry. So many people have already @’d me on Twitter about how I injured him and how I should have apologized. Ha ha, in your face! – But I did put fake blood in a wound, so let me go clean that out. Hey, check out our Black Friday sale with exclusive items and up to 40% off store wide at mythical.com.