(cock crowing) (animal roaring) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Oh, we’re gonna do some reverse censorship for children to teach them what Kidz Bop doesn’t want ’em to hear. (crew laughs) – We- – What you laughing at? – First, we’re gonna play What’s the Word. – [Stevie] That was so confusing. – Reverse censorship. – Look at that. You have a bull horn. – Hello! What’s the word? – The word is donnybrook. – (laughs) Donnybrook? Sounds like a housing development. – It sounds like a housing development my father-in-law built because he did. (laughs) Let’s see… – A donnybrook is a gathering of like-minded people, but it’s not… Yeah, but it could be a meta- – I think it’s you get yourself in a situation that might be difficult to get out. Ah, I got myself in a donnybrook. Like I say, it’s a tight situation. A little bit of a donnybrook. – It’s either a meeting of the minds or a tight situation. Which is it? Answer is an inordinately wild fight or contentious dispute. – Oh, well okay. So, it was kind of a combination. A reversal of yours. – Yeah. I would not name a housing development that, now that I know what that means. I’m just going to put that out there. – Maybe they have a lot of disputes there. Maybe there’s a lot of- – Contentious disputes. See, I don’t wanna live in that neighborhood. So, Kidz Bop with a Z, they’ve been around for years, decades, even, probably, and best I can remember… – Did your kids go through the Kidz Bop phase? – It’s kids singing pop songs and- – Making them clean. – And then they make ’em clean. But it’s kids performing the songs. – We listen to it all the time. – We didn’t listen to it that much. – My kids, man, they like, Locke especially. Locke’s always been a little bit more into popular music. So, like age four, maybe age five, he would listen to Kidz Bop. Shepherd never, never got into it. – Lando really doesn’t like profanity in music. So, I think he would be really into it because like, you know, if you listen to hip hop, it’s inescapable. – It’s inescapable. – It’s inescapable. You give up after a while, you know. Okay, this is part of the parlance. – What does he do? – Not for Lando. – If he hears something? – Have you asked him what he doesn’t like about profanity? – [Stevie] Is he like oh no, no, dad, change the radio station? – Yeah, he gets upset, not the radio station because the radio is edited. I mean, it’s not sung by children. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s been a while. – Nobody listens to the radio, Stevie. – [Stevie] I’m sorry. – He knows that- – I’m so sorry. – That it’s wrong to say those words, so he don’t wanna hear ’em and I respect that- – No, but what does he say? He’s like, stop it? – Yeah, he’s like turn this off. – Really? – It’s bad. Yeah, and I’m like, it’s just the way it is, son. That’s what I say. – [Stevie] You’re like, listen to it. Listen to these bad words. – You open your ears. That’s right. – [Stevie] Okay, so I’m gonna give you a lyric that’s the actual original lyric from a pop song or a hip hop song or whatever the song is and then you’re gonna have to guess what Kidz Bop changed it to, to make it clean. – Okay. – [Stevie] Okay, so the first one is from “Telephone” by Lady Gaga, featuring Beyonce. Out in the club and I’m sipping that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone. So you’re trying to replace- – Out in the club and I’m sipping that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone. – [Stevie] Sipping that bub is apparently not appropriate for children to hear. – Out in the club and I’m petting that cub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone. Petting that cub. – That’s a different kind of club. – Does need to rhyme with club, I guess. Out in the club and I’m- – It’s not petting the cub? – [Stevie] That’s what you do at a gay club. – Ah. So, petting, I should probably stay away from that. – [Stevie] Well, I was referring to the cub part, but, yeah, petting happens all kinds of clubs. We’ll talk about it later. – What’s a clean word that rhymes with bub? – Blub, sub. Sub, eatin’ that sub. – [Stevie] Oh, you are so close. You are so close. – Out in the club and I’m- – [Stevie] It’s not sub. It’s a colloquial word- – Grub. Eatin’ that grub. – Yep, yep. Out in the club and I’m eatin’ that grub. – Eatin’ that grub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone. – Yeah, you gotta eat at the club. – All right. – Everybody gets hungry. – [Stevie] Lil Nas X’s “Old Town Road,” you’re familiar. My life is a movie, bull riding and boobies, cowboy hat from Gucci, Wrangler on my booty. – So boobies and Wrangler on my booty. – [Stevie] Wranglers, apparently. They don’t want any brands. Gucci’s okay. – My life is a movie, bull riding and boobies, cowboy hat from Gucci, Wrangler on my- – Bull riding and Scooby. You know I like to watch Scooby. Cowboy hat from Gucci, Wrangler on my newbie. Floobie. – [Stevie] Okay, yeah, only on my… Okay, so Wrangler was initially highlighted in my mind at least. No, no, on my booty. Yeah. No, okay. No, that’s incorrect but I did like the Scooby though. – Bull riding and coochie. (crew laughs) – That’s worse. – Bull riding and… – Truly, Scooby, duty. Bull riding and duty. Cowboy hat from Gucci. – Well, you know, if you’re gonna ride a bull- – It’s my duty to ride the bull with a cowboy hat from Gucci. Wrangler on my Snoopy. – I actually think, when this song was big- – Stanley Tucci? – Lincoln played the Kidz Bop version of this for me and it was wild. I don’t think it was guessable. – Wrangler, Stanley Tucci. (crew laughs) – My life is a movie, bull riding and groovy. I’m just gonna say groovy. – That could be good. – Cowboy hat from Gucci, Wrangler… – [Stevie] This is so different. I don’t know how, I mean, you might as well have said Stanley Tucci, which you did. I mean, it’s very- – Wrangler in my hooptie. A hooptie is like an old car. – That’s a lot better. It’s my life is a movie, bull riding and bougie, cowboy hat from Gucci, Wrangler like on TV. – Oh, yes on the commercials. Because the only way that these kids have experienced Wrangler is watching them on a commercial. – The jeans? – Yeah. – Okay. – They’ve seen Wrangler commercials. – The rhyme scheme kind of fizzled out on that one. – Maybe it’s a Jeep Wrangler. – [Stevie] Oh. No. Lizzo’s “Truth Hurts.” – Oh, this is a good one. – [Stevie] I just took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 100% that (beep). – That kid. I am- – Yep! – This is about paternity. I am 100% the child of this man. I found out on Maury. (both laugh) – That was good, right? You got it. – I mean, Kidz Bop, you gotta go with the obvious thing first, right? – My hand does not stink as much as this soap. – The soap? Everything stinks over there. You need real soap. Like, get those wipes and just start disinfecting yourself. – You have it on your hands, too. Don’t you? – No, I use soap. (both laugh) It pretty much just got rid of it. I don’t smell the salmon anymore. – [Stevie] Chainsmokers “Closer.” Pull the sheets right off the corner of the mattress that you stole from your roommate back in Boulder. I don’t know why they had to sensor this. – First of all, there’s nothing bad about this. You can steal a mattress. – Cactus that you stole from your… – [Stevie] Oh, yes. Chase is suggesting that kids can’t associate with things like a roommate because they don’t have one and that’s why they changed. – The cactus that you stole from your mommy back in Boulder. When your daddy- – Why are you saying cactus? ‘Cause it runs a mattress? – Yeah, it doesn’t need to rhyme with anything, I guess. – From the pencil that you stole from your teacher back in Boulder. – [Stevie] Okay, that’s close. It’s a school supply. – Eraser? – From the ruler- – Ruler. – That you stole from your uncle back in Boulder. – [Stevie] No. – It’s not a pencil? – Stevie No. – See, I’m gonna clean the- – The paper. – [Stevie] Yeah, also known as… – Notepad. – [Stevie] Also known as… – Notebook. – Notebook, yeah. – Of the notebook that you stole from your friend back in back in Boulder. – ‘Cause it’s sheets. Oh, it’s sheets of paper. – Cousin. – [Stevie] Friends, friends. – From your friends back in Boulder. – Pull the sheets right off the corner of the notebook that you stole from your friends back in Boulder. – Why didn’t they change stole though? Because stole is bad. Kids don’t need to know about- – You can’t be- – True. – You can’t steal a notebook from your friends. A true friend doesn’t steal a notebook. – But sometimes your friend leaves a notebook at your house. At that point, it’s yours. – Oh, God. – Take that lesson to the bank, kids. – [Stevie] Dua Lipa’s “New Rules.” Three, don’t be his friend. You know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning. – Oh, yeah. They can’t have this. Rule number three, don’t be his friend. You know you’re gonna… – Go to brunch together in the morning. No, brunch is not for kids. – Don’t be his friend. You know, you’re gonna- – Regret it in the morning. – What’s something- – What do kids do in the morning. – No, what’s something you don’t do… If you shouldn’t be friends with somebody the telltale sign is you’re gonna… – See him at school in the morning. – I think you’re gonna see him in jail in the morning. Don’t be his friend. He’s going to jail. – You know you’re gonna… – And it needs to fit the rhythm of- – [Unison] Wake up in his bed. – Wake up in his bed. – I don’t know this song. – Punch him ’til he’s dead. – It doesn’t need to rhyme with bed, I don’t think. – Touch him on the head. – You know, you’re gonna blank in the morning. Don’t be his friend. You know you’re gonna find a new friend in the morning. – [Stevie] This really doesn’t make any logical sense. – Remember that he’s Fred. Remember that he’s Fred in the morning. – [Stevie] Three, don’t be his friend. You know you’re gonna meet up with your friends in the morning. – Oh, it’s stupid. (crew laughs) Kidz Bop, I gave up on you. – I don’t think this is a good message for kids either. Just because you have friends doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be someone’s friend. – You don’t need more friends. Kids can only have so many friends. – [Stevie] Ariana Grande’s “Seven Rings.” Breakfast at Tiffany’s and bottles of bubbles. Girls with tattoos who like getting in trouble. – Oh, they had to replace bubbles. – [Unison] Bottles of bubbles and tattoos. – See, they took out bottles. I mean, it could be bubble bath. Bottles of bubbles, just leave it. Bubble bath. – [Stevie] This second blank replacement I think is my favorite out of the entire bunch. – Breakfast at Tiffany’s and a hint of stubble. (crew laughs) You know, like you’re about to go through puberty. (crew laughs) – Breakfast at Tiffany’s… – Just a little stubble. – Girls with… See, they left girls with blank who like getting in trouble. Girls with lenient parents (crew laughs) who like getting in trouble. Girls with bad ideas who liked getting in trouble. – Yeah, what kind of message are they trying to send? – Girls… – Something that sounds like tattoo. Baboon. Girls with baboons. You know, this is like a girl that is getting ready to be a zoologist and she’s volunteering at the zoo. But, you know, the girls at work in the primate exhibit are always getting in trouble. – Breakfast at Tiffany’s and… – Lassos? – Bottles of bubbles is a lot of syllables. – Oh, I’m talking about tattoos. – What would you do with baboons? Girls with baboons who like getting in trouble. What would make sense to baboons at the beginning? Breakfast at Tiffany’s and food for baboons. – Breakfast at Tiffany’s and something, maybe this is a throwback to the shuttle. Like, footage of shuttles. ‘Cause they can’t experience the shuttle in real time. They can only see footage of shuttles. Breakfast at Tiffany’s and footage of shuttles. – What about vine? – Shovels? – Would vine? Oh, breakfast at Tiffany’s and… – My collection of shovels. – My collection of shovels. Girls with baboons – [Unison] Who like getting in trouble. – That’s it, definitely. – [Stevie] Guys, you didn’t get any of it. (Rhett laughs) Breakfast at Tiffany’s it won’t burst my bubble. – Oh. – Oh. – [Stevie] Girls with dreams who like getting in trouble. – Oh, yeah. You know that we can’t let the girls dream. (crew laughs) We can’t let those girls start dreaming. – Don’t you start dreaming because you know- – Next thing you know, they’ll start doing it. – You’ll start getting in trouble. That’s sad. – Man, Kidz Bop. – Give me another one. – [Stevie] No, I don’t have any more. – That’s it? – [Stevie] I wanted to end on that sad, sad note. – Don’t dream girls. Leave that to the boys. – Straight from the Kidz Bop HQ. – [Voice] Add the GMM ravel mug to your mythical drink ware collection. Available now at mythical.com.