(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, let’s talk first memories, shall we? – But first. Let’s unleash a random disturbing fact. Did you know that your belly button is just your old mouth? – That’s more of a philosophical assertion than a fact, I would think. Belly button is just your old mouth because it was the place the umbilical cord was cut, which was what gave you nutrients in utero, so when people make their tummies flap like they’re talking, they’re not that far off. – But sometimes you can have- – The sense of humor might be. – A twin that hasn’t fully developed, and you can have a mouth somewhere. – Leave it to you to just make it even more disturbing. – I’m just saying, I watched a video one time, there was another mouth. – Okay, so we have some Mythical Crew members here, that… we’re gonna hear their first memories and we’re gonna try to match up the person, and I’m told that we have these Mythical Crew members ready to speak with us via the internet, is that true? – Can we confirm that? – Emily, are you there? – [Emily] Yes I am! – See how easy that is? – Ammo, are you there? – [Ammo] Right here. – Are you also doing some editing, some assembly editing? – [Ammo] Yeah. – Good. Wanna make sure you’re doing your actual job. We don’t have to go through everybody. I believe everyone else is here, is everyone else here? – [Matt] We’re all here. – That sounded like Matt. – [Caleb] I’m in all your hearts. – Whoa, Caleb’s got a nice microphone! – Look at that disturbing face he’s making. – Caleb, what kind of microphone you working there? – [Caleb] I have a NEAT King Bee, it’s a bee-themed microphone. (crew laughs) – You sound like a DJ. – Don’t give him any ideas. – Okay, this is also a Good Mythical, well, it’s a s’more, which means the Mythical Society has chosen something that we’re going to do, and what they chose is, “Rhett and Link have to wear uncomfortably small clothes the whole episode.” This was suggested by Crystal Web. – Thanks, Crystal, we’ve been given these tops that we’re gonna put on. Let’s hear the first story, is this us reading these? – Well it said the whole episode. I mean I was just trying to honor the Mythical Beast’s wishes. – You can, I’ll read this while you change, then you can, just to keep the thing moving. “I have a vivid memory of my fourth birthday. I was wearing overalls, and I entered my preschool classroom and I shouted ‘I am four!’ while doing a cartwheel like a total a-hole.” Well what about being proud of turning four, and doing a cartwheel makes you an a-hole? I don’t know that that’s true. – I mean, it says “uncomfortably small,” it doesn’t say “unnecessarily midriffed.” – So you have… How are we doing this? So we’re gonna put it in front of the person? Let’s just do it that way. Ooh, I’m afraid I’m gonna be a little cold. (crew laughs) – That’s your main worry? Okay. I didn’t hear any of the story. Something about four, being four. – Went into school and was wearing overalls, in a preschool classroom, and shouted “I am four!” while doing a cartwheel like a total a-hole. – Wow. Okay. First memory, “I am four.” Cartwheel. I can see Caleb introducing himself via cartwheel. I can see Emily introducing herself- – This is just kinda… – Flattering? Well the thing is, it’s uncomfortably small, but the stretchiness of it, is this? Is this what the ladies wear? Y’all always wearing comfortable clothes that fit like a glove like this? – Give it some of this. Not, put your hands down. There’s a gif of this, I’m trying to recreate it. We together? Are we together? – Okay. I say Caleb. – Ooh, that feels good. You think Caleb did that? I mean, I know Stevie doesn’t know how to do a cartwheel. – Okay, lemme just ask a clarifying question. – I just can’t picture you doing a cartwheel, Stevie. – Caleb, can you do a cartwheel? – [Stevie] That’s very fair. – His Bee mic has given out. – [Caleb] No. – All right, let’s put it on Caleb, he’s lying. – All right. – I’m gonna read the next one here. “My first memory, in first grade, I got married to this kid in my class because this kid liked me and my friends told me it would be nice. We got married underneath the triple slide,” super cool! “I remember looking up and hearing people going down the slide as we stood under it. I walked down the aisle listening to ‘It’s Gonna be Me’ by NSYNC on my HitClip.” Is a HitClip like an MP3 player of some sort? – Somebody listening to NSYNC in first grade. – Yeah, this is a… a HitClip is like a toy MP3 player type situation. – I think that this seems like Aubrey. Where is she? Oh, she’s right here. ‘Cause I’m just thinking first grade NSYNC. – Typically at that time, if you’re gonna get married, it’s gonna be the girl’s idea, and then the guy is gonna say “Okay.” His friends told him it would be nice to go along with it. – “Well you should definitely marry her. If you like her it would be nice to just marry her.” – I mean, guys in first grade, and I hate to generalize. – I mean you’re gonna do it anyway, man. – Yeah, it’s like, the likelihood of a girl in first grade being fixated on getting married is higher than a guy, and then the guy’s just gonna like go along with it. So I think this is a guy. I think this might be Ammo. Could be Carney. But I’m really looking for something hot dog on a stick related. I think his first memory… What are you doing? – “Listening to NSYNC on my HitClip.” – You think a guy can’t have a HitClip? – No, it just sounds like it’s being, oh, there’s what a HitClip is right there. – Yeah, well I saw it down here, too. Is this cutting off the circulation to your thinker? I actually think this is Caleb. I don’t think Caleb was doing a cartwheel. – Hm, well who can do a cartwheel, now? Emily? Let’s just put it there for now. – Okay. All right. ‘Cause I don’t feel good about that, but we can move it. All right, so that’s NSYNC wedding, there’s “I am four!” You read one, that way you can process it. – “Farm preschool. I remember-” I mean, this is Emily, just right from the beginning. – Farm preschool, got it. – No offense, Emily, but I’m gonna go ahead and say I’m pre-guessing you here. “I remember my first day of preschool which was located on a farm. My mom dropped me off and left me with some lady I had never seen before as I sobbed uncontrollably. The strange lady asked me if I wanted to help carry some jugs of milk.” – Really on a farm. – Emily, you cannot confirm or deny, but how do you feel about being accused of going to farm preschool, just right off the bat? – [Emily] I’m very flattered. – I’m sorry that you were terrified. You know, I was terrified of preschool too, and I didn’t have to carry any jugs. – Did you have to play any jugs? – Didn’t play a jug, didn’t drink out of a jug, didn’t carry a jug. Didn’t milk a cow, did nothing. All right, so we feel pretty good about that. – Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good. – So I moved the cartwheel to Aubrey. I seem to remember her doing a cart, Aubrey, have you not done a cartwheel on the show? Or were you just raking up dog poop that one time? – [Aubrey] Link, I have never done a cartwheel on the show. I cannot do a cartwheel. – But you did rake up some dog crap. – [Aubrey] Oh, I sure did. – It was your idea, we didn’t make you do it. – [Aubrey] It was my idea that was horribly taken out of context and then I did have to rake up dog poop. – If we’re talking about first memories, that is my first and lasting memory of you, I don’t know how that makes you feel. I know that we had, you’d worked here for some time, but that’s how I visualize you. That moment, it just really stands out in my mind. – Well, you know, it was different. – Times were different, is that what you mean? – I’m just saying it’s an unusual thing, and usually when there’s something unusual that somebody does, you associate that with them. – And first memories are by and large traumatic. We devoted an entire episode of Ear Biscuits to discussing our first memories. If you’re interested in hearing about that, well you can listen to that podcast episode. Mine was very traumatic. I can’t remember yours. – It was traumatic, but less traumatic. – “I had complications at birth.” – Uh-oh. – Is this about to be like, “I remember being born”? “I had to be removed prematurely, because I flipped in the womb, and I swear, I have a prenatal memory of being restless in the womb.” – Okay, all right. – “I have no means of verifying if these memories are real or not, but I swear I remember it happening.” – Who might believe something like this? I’m not judging. – [Link] Let’s see… – Hey, listen, first of all, no jokes aside, I think that this is possible. – No jokes aside? So what you said is a joke. – All jokes aside. You caught me on that one. All jokes aside, I think that if you try hard enough, you can get back into the beginning of the tape recorder. I think it can happen. – This is so, I mean, Caleb is, he’s capable of saying anything, and I would believe it. I would believe that he believes it. How does that make you feel, Caleb? – [Caleb] Fantastic. – Okay, good. – [Caleb] I’m glad you guys believe in me so much. – Well we believe that you believe in yourself. – He does seem like the kinda guy who would have memories of being in the womb. And that is a compliment, that’s a compliment. So, but I feel like, I still feel like NSYNC wedding is Aubrey. – It could be, but I can really see her cartwheeling. I mean she’s done it. – But she hasn’t done it. She hasn’t done the cartwheel. Somebody said “I am four!” I feel like I could see Carney doing a cartwheel, I mean, the Carney cartwheel, think about that. “Oh, he’s doing the Carney!” Carney, what do you think about being accused of being able to do a cartwheel? – Careful now. – [Carney] I took gymnastics for two years. – I was about to say that! I remember you took gymnastics. – “I am four!” – Yep, so that, okay, there it is. – So that means restless in the womb is Caleb. Feeling really good about this. – But just to clarify, as I picture Carney doing a cartwheel, the Carneywheel, we call it, he is holding a hot dog on a stick. – Yeah. Well, four of ’em. “I am four!” And he’s got four corn dogs in one hand. – “My earliest memory is sitting on a camouflage print sleeping bag on the floor watching Pee-wee Herman on TV.” – Oh, watching Pee-wee Herman. This has gotta be… – Bring over Pee-wee to Stevie, let’s at least start there. I know that Stevie is a Pee-wee fan, right? – [Stevie] That’s correct. – And I could also see her having- – I’m a Pee-wee fan. – I could see her having a camo print sleeping bag at like age three or four. – Camo print… – But camo rhymes with Ammo. – Oh… we haven’t talked much about Ammo, ’cause… Well, Ammo, we just don’t talk much. Can you take a break from your editing assembly and just talk to us a little bit? – [Ammo] Hey, guys. – Hey. – [Ammo] Yeah, I’m always in the corner, just watching you guys, every day, all day. – So you hate us. Now, Camo, when you wear- – Yeah, call him Camo. – Ammo, when you wear camo, do you ever think, “I’m Ammo wearing camo,” do you ever think that? – [Ammo] I just feel all is right in the world when camo and Ammo come together, kabammo. – What do you remember about Pee-wee Herman? – [Stevie] Hey, that’s going too far. That’s on the line, it’s a very serious thing. – I’m just talking to Ammo! – What do you remember about Pee-wee Herman? Yeah, you can’t ask that question. – Well what do you like about Pee-wee Herman? Say something positive about Pee-wee Herman. – You can say “What do you remember about Paul Reubens?” – Let’s not go there. – You can ask that question, ’cause that’s a common answer for everyone. – I’m gonna leave that with Stevie. All right, and finally, and we can do a switcheroony. You read it, I don’t wanna hog ’em. – “Bullwinkle’s” is the name of this one. “Bullwinkle’s”. – I have not been reading the names. – I decided that. “I remember when I was four years old, I went to Bullwinkle’s restaurant. I stuck my head between a guardrail on the second floor to look over the kids playing arcade games. My head was able to slip through the bars, but when I tried to pull it out I got stuck for a while, staffers eventually somehow got my head out. That is my earliest memory. So someone with a slightly larger than normal head. – That is traumatic. Let’s look at these heads. – I think everybody’s got a pretty average-sized head. – I was thinking they all have large heads. – Yeah? – You like this mug? I just wanna remind you, if you like this or the other two mugs, you need to scoop ’em up now, ’cause they’re going away forever to be replaced with something new and very cool in season 19. So you need to get these colorful collectables while you can at Mythical.com. You don’t wanna be the one posting “How do I get that mug from season 18?” – Yeah, don’t be that person, just get it now! – “Well I can’t find it anywhere!” – We’ve warned you so many times! Somebody who’s, I don’t even know what Bullwinkle’s is, is that a chain? I’m not aware of it. Somebody who would be interested in the kids playing arcade games. Who looks like they’d be interested in arcade games? – I’m not gonna answer that. – Right now, you’ve given this to Ammo. – Matter of elimination. Let’s lock in. – I’m good with that, yeah. These are our final answers until we have to change them. – Let’s start, oh man. Start with Caleb. Caleb, are we correct in our answer? “Restless in the Womb.” – [Caleb] I was really flattered with how for every weird option, you guys threw it towards me first. And I’m happy to say you’re correct. – Okay, yeah. – Okay, so you got early womb memories. – No you don’t. – [Caleb] Yes, yes. I think I do. I think I do. It’s very pink. – I think you think you do. – It’s very pink. I believe you. It’s probably actually really dark, but I do believe you. – Okay, Aubrey, were we correct that you… – Had an NSYNC wedding. – See, I’m still with the somersault. What’s it called? Cartwheel. But go ahead, okay, this is what we locked in. – [Aubrey] Rhett, your instincts were correct. It was correct. I had an NSYNC wedding. – Look at that, man, two for two! – Yeah, I’ll take credit. – All right, do you still have your, what do you call the thing? The HitClip? FitBit? HitClip? – [Aubrey] The last time I was home, I think we actually did still have my HitClip. – And are you still married to that dude? – [Aubrey] And the thing about HitClips is that they only play 15 seconds of a song, so you just have to reloop it. – Oh, really, it’s like a ringtone type situation. Did you divorce? – You are legally married to this man. – [Aubrey] Well, a child conducted the ceremony, so I don’t think it’s legal. But yeah, I mean after that, I truly don’t remember, I think we just kinda stopped talking ’cause we weren’t in the same class anymore. – No, ’cause you got married. – [Aubrey] We got married, we have those memories. – You got married and stopped talking. – You should look him up on Facebook. Well, who are we kidding, you have. What’s he doing on Facebook? – [Aubrey] Oh, I don’t know, I actually have not. – Okay, we’ll do that later. Matt Carney with the Carneywheel. – [Carney] Well, first of all, considering that I may have had NSYNC around when I was in first grade, is so off, NSYNC played at my prom. – Yeah, we screwed that one up. – [Carney] And I also can do a cartwheel, but I did not do a cartwheel in fourth grade, so I’ll just say that. – So Bullwinkle, that’s you. – [Carney] I don’t know what Bullwinkle’s is. – Pee-wee Herman has to be you. – [Carney] I love Pee-wee, lemme tell you my first memory of Paul Reubens, no, that’s not me either. – You’re a farm preschool? – [Carney] I’m a farm boy. (indistinct) a farm. – Dang. – [Carney] This lady showed me her jugs and the rest is history. – Dang, that really messes up… – You know what, we just went to, sorry, Emily, I’m sorry that we just pegged you on a farm. – Emily, you weren’t an a-hole. – [Emily] Well, that’s up for debate, I’m sure. – But are we right? – [Emily] No. – I think she’s Bullwinkle’s. – Bullwinkle’s? – [Emily] No. – So you’re Pee-wee. – [Emily] Yeah! – Wow, really? – [Emily] Absolutely. I’d like to say that that memory is the whole reason why I’m here. Working on this show and trying to do something in this business, I’d say. – Huh. Well say it. – [Emily] Yeah, I mean he’s the best, and I still have that camo print sleeping bag somewhere back at my folks’ place. – But you can’t find it. – Did you see Pee-wee make an appearance on What We Do in the Shadows, the TV show? – [Emily] Of course I did! – Yeah, pretty great. – [Emily] It was so great. – Okay, Ammo, since Stevie can’t do a cartwheel, that must be you. – [Ammo] Wow, guys, I’m definitely flattered that you think I can bust out a cartwheel. – Stevie! – [Ammo] But I am definitely Bullwinkle’s. – Bullwinkle’s, what the heck is Bullwinkle’s? – Stevie. There’s so many things about this story that don’t line up. – [Stevie] Guys, I am now 33 years old, and I was four when I could do the cartwheel. – Well hold on, but the whole announcing “I am four!” – [Stevie] Yeah. I was excited to be four. And I remember wearing overalls and entering the room with a cartwheel and a loud “I am four!” – How did everybody react? – Just because you did it doesn’t make Emily an a-hole, that’s all I’m saying. – [Stevie] Well it just was a really confident way to enter the room. – I think everybody should do that every year when they turn a new age. Cartwheel into a room and say “I am 43!” – I am 43! Oh, that hurt my hip. – You okay? – Yeah, I lost my sense of equilibrium. – But you’re not 43. – Am I? – You’re still 42. But that’ll be what you say in June. – I’m 42, yeah. Ammo, good to get to know you a little bit better. – [Rhett] It’s your last chance to grab our colorful GMM mugs, visit Mythical.com and get yours while supplies last.