(rooster crows) (lion roars) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More”! It’s time to celebrate 1,900 episodes, y’all. (crew cheers) (Link cheers) – But first, we gotta tell a 10 word story, and it’s gotta be about this show, okay? – Two. – Guys. – Who. – Do. – Dumb. – Stuff. – And. – Hope. – You. – Love it. (Rhett and Link laughing) – Two dumb guys- – Who do- – [Both] Two guys who do dumb stuff and hope you love it. – Love it is one word, it’s like beloved family. Do we have 19 pieces of toast here? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, (Link cheers) 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Y’all gave us a extra piece. Unless I counted wrong. – Don’t eat the heel. – Well, we can count the heel as one piece together and we got 19. You trying to do that thing? – I was trying to a double pour. – Yeah, it didn’t work. – Doesn’t work. – Okay, we have prepared 19 toasts. First thing we’ll do, let’s just get some toast going. I got a whole thing of Country Crock over here. (chuckles) (Link sipping) Do you remember the Country Crock commercials? – No, I don’t. – With the man and the woman who were flirting with each other and you just saw their hands in the screen? It was like one of those iconic 1980’s commercials. – Like batting each other’s hand and stuff? – And he had a voice like this. – Drink this apple juice! Slurp it, slurp it, slurp it, slurp it! – [Stevie] The modern day Country Crock voice, isn’t that Ty Burrell, the dad from “Modern Family”? – That sounds right. – Yeah. – Is that right? – I would have given anything, and when I say anything, I mean anything, to be the voice of Country Crock, if you’re listening. – [Stevie] Well, there’s still time for another voice of Country Crock. – I wanna be the voice of Country Crock. I can do all kinds of voices, especially my Scottish accent. – [Stevie] Well, let’s see, put the Country Crock in a close up that we can see and fold your hands over it and do a little voice over. – Let’s get a couple of toasts under our belt, Stevie! – Yeah, let’s try it. – We prepared toasts, we’ve written them ahead of time, because we wanna make sure that these are meaningful. – We wanna cover all the bases. Is this working? There we go, now we’re working. – Would you like a toaster tutorial? Okay, I’d like- I’d like to raise a glass. – Raise a glass. – To the pet snake that I always forget we have. Toast to Kurt. – Craig. – Toast to Craig. (crew laughs) – Yeah, he doesn’t need to be here though. – Yeah. – Why? He’s so nice. He’s shedding a little bit. – You haven’t seen Craig in a long time, but look, he’s still alive. – He’s still here. – Oh yeah. Do I get a glass? – They just don’t die. – Nope. You get the snake. – Okay. – Okay, I got one. I would like to raise my glass to my arch nemesis, the tomato. Because you know what they say, it’s your enemies that make you who you are. – Yep. – They make you stronger. – Yes. – And they taste horrible, no matter what anybody says. – And you respect that tomato, because of that. – Here’s to you. (tomato thuds) – Somebody’s gonna have to… It didn’t bust that bad. Hey, how’s that toast? How’s the toast coming? – It’s going, it’s going. – I’d like to raise a glass to Mythical Chef, Josh! – Ah! – Mythical Chef Josh. – Me? What’d I do? – You’re the only beefcake that doesn’t make me question my manliness. – [Josh] Oh, maybe you should… No, thank you guys so much, I really appreciate it. – What were you about to say? – [Josh] No, I was gonna say, it’s healthy to question all things, I think. But no, thank you. – Never stop asking questions. – [Josh] That’s a good one. – About your manliness. – I’m just glad to hear that I do make you question your manliness. – Well, I thought that it was implied. – Okay, I’d like to raise a glass and submit a toast to Stevie! Here’s to you, Stevie. Thank you for being the voice of reason on the microphone, for always keeping us on track, and for laughing at Rhett’s jokes even when they’re not funny. – Stevie! (toaster pops) Whoa! – Toast to you, Stevie. – And for being a beefcake? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – I just wanna say when the knees rise, it’s a piggy back. When the knees rise. – [Stevie] Thank you. – Can we get a close up on the Country Crock? – This toast is for you. – Thank you. – Can we get a close up on the Country Crock? – [Stevie] Yeah, that’s what I really want. – Now I’m gonna need you to be the woman in the commercial. (Stevie laughs) And just put your hand on the Country Crock. – Honey, would you like some Country Crock? – No, no, no, no! She’s super sexy. – Honey? – Yeah, yeah. – [Link] Would you like some- – [Rhett] Oh, stop touching the Country Crock. – [Link] Country Crock? – [Rhett] You know I like to get in first. – [Link] Oh, I know how you like that Crock. (Stevie laughs) – [Rhett] But you know what, because I’m a gentlemen, I always like to make sure that you get buttered before I butter myself. – [Link] Oh, yes, honey. Let me get that Country Crock all over my toast. – [Rhett] I know how to make you feel wanted. – [Link] Here you go. – [Rhett] I’m touching the butter and now- – [Link] I’m so warm. – [Rhett] Yeah, look at that. I’m really sliding it on. – From the toast here. – [Rhett] I want you to feel cared for. – Is that what they say? – Here, butter. – Stevie, that’s for you. – [Stevie] Thank you. Does the order of these toasts have anything to do with anything? – It’s order of importance, yeah. – [Stevie] Okay, that’s what I wanted to make sure. – So Craig was number one. – [Stevie] Yeah, Craig, tomato, Josh, Stevie. – Is it my turn? Is it my turn or your turn? – It’s my turn. – No, actually, as you’ll see in a second, things are getting more important as we go. – [Stevie] Oh great, so we have 19 of these, but I’m at number four. – I’d like to raise a glass to my beard. (laughs) (crew laughs) – Is that it? – Yeah, just my beard. You wanna say a couple words about it? – No, I don’t. – Okay. Can we get applause every time we touch here? – Can we get applause? (crew applauds) (Rhett laughs) – And let’s get make up applause for Stevie, Josh, the snake, and the tomato. (crew applauds) – [Stevie] This is for Stevie! (crew laughs) – This is for Stevie. – I’d like to get sappy for a moment, Rhett. I would just like to toast my friend, my companion, my supportive tall one, right here beside me. Always being positive. – Yeah, that’s me. – Never giving back handed compliments. Or making me feel criticized under his breath. Here’s to you. – You know what, I wanna make this a double toast, ’cause I wanna toast my friend, who is… Why is this toaster on fire? (toaster pops) – ‘Cause I’m re-toasting the toast. Same toast, different- – I was gonna say, I really appreciate my friend, he really knows his way around the kitchen. (chuckles) He’s great with the Country Crock. He’s good with a knife. And he loves tomatoes and he loves hard-boiled eggs. To Link! (Link exclaims) (crew applauds) – Do I have another toast? – I got one. – Oh yeah, you piggy backed off my toast? – I piggy backed off your toast. – Okay, fine. – Again, things are getting more important as we go, toast- (liquid pouring) – It’s a party. – Toast to Barbie. – Barbie? – May she continue to reign at the top of the toy kingdom, and also forgive us for slaughtering so many of her subjects. Here’s to you, Barbie. And also, sorry. Especially sorry to… What was the little girl’s name that watched everything? – Evelyn. (crew laughs) – [Stevie] Chelsea. – [Both] Chelsea! – And Chelsea. – Chelsea. (crew applauds) While we’re at it, I wanna toast Furby, Furby, where you at? Oh, you’re no where, because we guillotined you, we put you in a paint shaker, we did all types of things to you. So cheers, I guess. – Cheers. (crew applauds) – Mission accomplished. – Cheers. Okay, you know what, I’m going in the wrong direction. – Don’t re-toast. – Okay. I’d like to make a toast to Science Mike, everybody. – Science Mike, yeah! And your robot. – Thank you for all the science. You’ve scienced the most science we’ve ever seen anybody science. – Hey! – Also science. (crew applauds) – Where’s my next one? Here we go. Let’s raise our glasses to the faithful beverage that no self-respecting tub should ever be without. Oh, look what I found. – Oh! – A Sprite. (crew applauds) (Link chugging) – I’d like to raise a glass- – Hold on, hold on, I’m not done. This is a two-parter toast. – It’s a two-parter or two in a row? Does this count, ’cause I mean, we gotta do 19. – All right, I’ll count this one separate. – Okay, all right, okay. – Can I go two in a row? – Two in a row. – Because it’s themed with the last one. Please join me in raising a glass to Liquid Death. Your water tastes incredible, and you sent us swag, and sometimes that’s all it takes to get a special 1,900th episode toast on the show. To Liquid Death. – Liquid Death. – Not a sponsor. (crew applauds) (Link chugging) – [Stevie] Oh, that’s the sparkly kind. – You don’t know about that? – Not a sponsor. – [Stevie] I know about it, but I’ve never had it before. – Now what do you think about Country Crock? – [Stevie] I love Country Crock. – (laughs) That’s right. It’s mostly soybean oil. (crew laughs) I won’t say that in the commercial though. I’d like to raise a glass to Cotton Candy Randy. From sweet nothings to demonic phone calls, you’re always around, like always around, like that time you sent me selfies you took in my bedroom while I was sleeping. I honestly don’t know how you got in my house. But you know what, you comfort me. You lift me up on the wings of eagles? – On the wings of Ingles. – Ingles. The wings of Ingles, that store that is in some- – May he return to us when times are safer. – Yes. – Yes. (crew applauds) I’d like to toast something very close to me. My guiding light, my spherical saint, we’ve been through mostly bad times together, but I wouldn’t have it any other way, to the invisible Orbee in my ear, I raise my glass to you. (crew applauds) What? – I didn’t say anything. – [Stevie] I thought you were gonna say, before guiding light, I thought you were gonna say, my guidance counselor. – I’d like to toast… Nope. – My guidance counselor wasn’t any help at all. Get an engineering degree. (crew laughs) – Hey, that helped you. That helped you. All right, I’d like to raise a glass and give a toast to my high school peers, who gave me nicknames sunch as- – Sunch as. (crew laughs) – Such as Old Pump McLaughlin. – Sunch as. – Old Cement Shoulders, Bearded Ken, The Dream Walker, The Velvet Hook, Jack Master, Residual Whiteness, Macro McLaughlin, Chili Puller, Hairy Baster, Catharsis McLaughlin, The Man With The Golden Tongue, Sweaty And Loving It, and Goop. – What about Turtle Meat? – And Turtle Meat. (crew applauds) – Yeah. You know what I wanna say, cheers to you, knives. (Stevie laughs) I’ll see you later. (crew applauds) – What does that mean? That makes me uneasy. – Exactly. There’s a lot more episodes in the future. – Cheers to- – You’re gonna see what’s gonna happen. – That guy Matt Carney, who we still only know one thing about. I’m talking about Hotdog on a Stick. – Hotdog on a Stick? – Don’t say it out loud. – Former- – [Both] Former employee of Hotdog on a Stick. – Matt Carney, Hotdog on a Stick. (crew applauds) – All right, I would like to- (Matt Carney applauding) (Rhett and crew laughing) I hear clapping through the internet. – I like this Country Crock. – I’d like to toast my three favorite cities in Japan that I’ve never been to. Tokorozawa, Tokushima, and Tokuyama. And an honorable mention to Tokyo. (Rhett yells) (bell ringing) – Yeah, that was great! (crew applauds) – That was great, yeah. – Yeah, that was great! – Yeah, great. – That was my Chase impression. – I wanna raise a glass- – Whenever I do something really stupid, I’m gonna start throwing Chase under the bus. Where is he, is he hiding? – [Man] He’s putting the snake back. – Sorry, Chase. He’s putting Craig back. – He’s putting the snake back, you can say anything you want to him, he’ll never watch this. I’d like to raise a glass to all the Brians that I’ve ever Brian-ed on this show, including Diet Brian, Puzzle Brian, Guzzle Brian, Cotton Candy Brian, Jalapeno Brian, Plate Brian, Bacon Brian, Condiment Brian, there’s some more. – Can I take some? Veggie Burger Brian, Pumpkin Spice Brian, Salt and Vinegar Brian, Reaction Brian, Cereal Brian, Vegan Brian, Smash Brian, Dog Food Brian. Take over. – Cold Brew Brian, Sriracha Brian, Expiration Brian, and Watermelon Brian. Cheers to you, Brians. – Brian, you dirty dog, you get around. And this brings us to number 19. – Number 19, the most important one. – Number 19, we’d like to raise our glass. Oh, and before we do, just wanna remind you- – Oh, a little teaser. – If you’re celebrating this fresh with us, when the episode’s fresh, get this commemorative T-shirt, 19 hours only, so prove that you were part of the party. – You’ve got 19 hours only to get this at Mythical.com. – Mythical.com. – Go do it, it’ll be gone forever. – We’d like to raise our glass together, and you know, we mentioned a few employees, but first of all, we’ve got to say, as just a side note, you deserve more than a side note, but then that would put us a 20 toasts, guys. To the Mythical Crew, 18 and a half goes to you. – Yeah, 18 and a half. – Thanks, guys, for all your amazing work, for those of you that are here, and those of you that are listening from the internet. – And finally, the 19th toast to 1,900 episodes, to you. To you, Mythical Beasts, for deciding or maybe being talked into, or maybe accidentally clicking on, I don’t know how you got here, hopefully you don’t regret it, at least most of the time. Thank you for not regretting most of the time. (Stevie laughs) We appreciate you not regretting clicking on this video. – Couldn’t do it without you. Let’s do more together. Dink it and sink it. (light music) – Oh, man. – Oh, that’s apple. – Oh, you just tasted it now? – [Link] Get the, I’ve Had a Good Mythical Morning since 2012 tee available at Mythical.com for only 19 hours.