(rooster crowing) (animal roaring) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. You’ve come here to watch us expose ourselves. How bad we are at world geography. Expose our geography fails. – Thanks for clarifying that. First, though, we’re gonna take a new selfie face. This one is drop the gender reveal cake on the ground. This happens. Okay. A little shame, you know, a little shame for doing a gender reveal party to begin with, a little additional shame for dropping the cake. Okay, Link. – I’m the International King of the World. – Yes, all hail International World King, Linkus. – (laughing) We’ve got a website up. Onine.seterra.com. – So the way this works. – But not spelled like Peter Cetera. Spelled with an S and two Rs. – They’re gonna tell us to click on a particular country and then a timer starts, and we have three chances to click on the correct country. Okay. So I’m gonna start this thing. – Oh, you okay. – Click on Spain. Well, that one’s easy. – We know that is right there. – Okay. Now it’s my turn. – Click on Mozambique. – Click on Mozambique. I know that’s in Africa. And that is South America. – What are you doing? – Mozambique. – Mozambique is a very large country in Africa. I would say, I would click. – Is it in this area? It’s kind of in the middle? – I think it’s. Click on that big one right in the middle Right there. – Yeah, I think it’s south Africa. – Okay, that’s Congo. Now go. – Oh, we should’ve known that. – Go up from that. – You think it’s up here? I think it’s, that’s a big one. – Yeah. Try that. – Sudan. South Sudan. – Go, maybe? – This is our last shot. I think it’s down here, man. – Yeah, maybe the left one right there, right there. Yeah! Oh no, that’s Angola. – Oh see, I was right, south Africa. – Yeah. You were right. – Click right there. Oh, I clicked on Malawi. – You gotta go further down to the, you go further to the right. It’s like it doesn’t now. – We can’t really see our cursor. – Further, you’re still, you’re still, you know what I’m saying? It’s like further down this way. Further away from it. – What? – Yeah. It’s almost like the cursor, yeah, there you go. The cursor’s lot further away. Okay, Tajikistan. – Are you doing something? – [Man] I was trying to help. – Yeah. That doesn’t help. Like two people, someone using a second mouse that you don’t know exists is not, doesn’t help. It’s lik, I can’t move it. – Okay, so the, the -stans here, so I know we’ve got India and Pakistan and then I think this is Turkmenistan. So I think I’m gonna go up here to right there. Nope, Kyrgyzstan, and that one. No, Uzbekistan, and then how about this one? Yeah! – Yes! All right, you did it! – All right, Zimbabwe. – All right, so I’m going back to Africa. Zimbabwe. Did we? We did not click on that. – This is kind of a memory game. – Yep, so. – We have not clicked on Zimbabwe yet. – I’m feeling like it’s on the west coast, but. – I think it’s central. I don’t know. – I think this, oh, that’s Nigeria. – I think it’s maybe there? Maybe below. Cameroon, I would go east of Cameroon. Right there. – You think right there? Landlocked? – No, that’s central. – Oh, it’s down there? Oh man. We’re just in the wrong part of Africa. Okay, click on, okay. Click on India. – Zimbabwe. – I’m not even gonna count this turn, India. – All right, well, that would have been embarrassing. – Venezuela. Okay, so Venezuela. – We’re going over to South America, y’all. – Is that Venezuela right there? No, that’s Bolivia. Is that Venezuela? No. – Peru. – Is that Venezuela? Oh man. – You were getting closer, but you started. – Venezuela is on the very top. – Right on the top. – It’s on the very top. I’m sorry, Venezuela. – Click that. How do, I mean, we never took a class called Geography. – I could tell you where a county in North Carolina is though. (laughing) – Yeah, we had to. – Currituck! – We had to learn all the counties in North Carolina. Serbia. Okay, so where the heck is Serbia? Are we talking, we’re talking somewhere in here, right? Right? – Yeah, I mean, you gotta go to. – Somewhere. – It’s not too far from Turkey, and Turkey is that big, right there. So I feel like I would go, is Serbia right below Turkey? Like that little one right below it? Right there? – Well, are these, okay. They’re not in decreasing size. We can’t use that as a. – You’re still on Turkey, I think. – I’m trying to go lower. I’m trying to go south. – Well, click on that then. – What is that? That’s Romania. The map can’t get bigger. What’s that in between? – We can’t, for some reason we can’t click on that little country. Just, oh, you know what? It probably doesn’t count. It probably isn’t one of the, this is just a top 150 by landmass. – Is it up here, Serbia? – Don’t think so, but you can try . – What, you saying you don’t think so is like going with the odds. That’s not a very, which one do you think it is? – This is your last chance. It’s not that far into Europe. – Yeah. – Maybe it’s one of those little countries, oh know, you know what? We were in the wrong place. I’m sorry. That’s Turkey down there. So it’s one of these little countries right here, right? – One of these? – No, go up to the right, like one of those. – Azerbaijan. – Oh no, we were in the right place. – I was in the right place. – Okay. – Just clicked on Croatia. Now I’ve got some Serbian action. – Angola, okay. So we know that that is down here in Africa. – South Africa. – Right there. Yeah! Oh, it was also on the map from today. Okay, and you know Sweden. – The reason why I know all the south African countries is because there was a rap song in the late ’80s that listed out all of the south African. – Your time is going for Sweden. – Oh. Angola, Soweto, Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Zambia, Mozambique, and Botswana. So let us speak about the motherland. It’s a little weird with me saying it. – You know which ones Sweden is. Norway’s on the left, Sweden’s on the right. – I’m looking at the map up there just to be sure. Boop. Ha! – Okay, Benin. I never been in Benin. – Remember that TikTok that went viral where the guy was talking about, “All right, it’s time for the accent challenge. First up, you got Benin.” My kids say that all the time, I love it. – Oh, I think that’s gonna be one of these, it’s gonna be one of these. Ivory Coast. Ghana. – You guys know what I’m talking about? Nobody’s seen that? All right, time for the accent challenge. – Look, I was almost there! I just didn’t land it, so, I was almost. – Wow, all right. Belgium. Bring it on, Belgium. Where are you at, girl? – This one’s gonna be tough to hit, ’cause it’s. – Should be… It should be up here, right? – No, it’s just above Italy. It’s like a little. – No, it’s, it’s higher. It’s up here near, Belgium is next to the Netherlands. – While Link is figuring that out. – Where’s Amsterdam? – We have a podcast, it’s called “Ear Biscuits”. And if you’re not listening to it, what are you doing with that time? – Is that it right there, that little thing? – What are you doing with that time? – Oh, that’s Denmark. Denmark got a flag that I thought looks like Belgium. See, I thought it was up here. – You may be right, but I thought Belgium was lower. – I don’t know what these are. – I thought Belgium was, bordered Switzerland. – Well, where’s Switzerland? – Switzerland borders Italy on the north. So like. – So right in there? – Down. – Well, you know. – Oh, it won’t let you. – There’s not enough fidelity in this. – Maybe that one, big one, try that one right there. That one. – That’s Czech Republic. – It’s not that one, okay. – That’s too big. Belgium is pretty big though. Poland. See, it’s smaller. See, I was in the right spot though. – No you weren’t! You were up there, on the right side. – I knew it was on this coast. I have to click on it for it to… See, right beside the, I was right. It’s right beside the Netherlands. I just didn’t know where the Netherlands were. – You’re still, you’re too close to it. You have to go further away. – [Man] Go down and to the right. – Down and to the right, it’s like a 45-degree angle from the corner that you were in. – [Man] Down. Down. Go to the left. There. – Ecuador. – We can’t see the mouse, so they’re having to tell us where the mouse is. – Well, so we know Ecuador is on the border. – On the equator. – I mean on the equator, because it literally means that. – Well you’re on Panama right now, right? – Costa Rica. And, oh. Oh, I thought it was in the fricking. – Zonked. See, because the equator doesn’t go through the center of our map, my friends. – Okay, click on Laos. – Hey, we’re getting good. Laos. Okay. Let’s figure this out. So let’s see. So you’ve got. – I think it’s just Laos. – You’ve got Laos and then you’ve got, so you got Thailand, and then you got Myanmar, and then you got… Come on. – I thought it was an island. – Ha! – Hey, look at that, Link! – I’ve been there. They have corn. – Okay. Israel. So we’ve got the ocean here. – Laos, Laos. Actually, I didn’t go there. I looked at it from across the river. And I got in a truck with a guy one morning who, we went into town to find a enema because I had not pooped in a few days. And I tried in 18 different ways to explain to him what an enema was. And he literally took me to six different drugstores in like. – Got it. – Like the middle of nowhere, Thailand. And I was explaining what an enema was to all these strangers who didn’t speak English. And I would use the phone and I would try to translate the meaning of like what an enema was. And the only thing they had was like these little, we talked about it on the podcast, and I brought one back for you as a gift. It’s like little enemas for babies. – Yeah. That sounds about right. – I used like five at once. No, I used a couple. – All right, click on Kenya. Your turn. – That’s one of my most fondest memories besides all the corn I ate. – Yeah, yeah. Corncobs can be used as an enema if you do it right. – Kenya. – Kenya’s on the east coast of Africa. I think. – You think it’s way here? – That’s the west coast. – Oh. – I think it’s the east coast of Africa, like right there. – Ethiopia. – Like maybe south of, maybe south of Ethiopia, like right there. Yeah! – Hey, we’re doing pretty good. – And Congo, we know that’s the big one in the middle. Boom. – Okay. – Okay. Botswana. Okay. Where’s Botswana? – South Africa. Maybe here? Tanzania. – I think it might be right above South Africa. – That’s South Africa. – Right there. – Botswana. – Right in the middle, right above it. – Oh, we are doing good! – Costa Rica. I was just on it and I’ve been to it. So I should be able to do this. – If you’re in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach. – I can’t, the problem here is I just can’t. I’m so far from this computer and we can’t zoom in. So it’s hard to tell if I’m on. Oh, I was all over it, but I just couldn’t get close enough to it. Click on Moldova. Uh, that’s eastern Europe. – Moldova. Moldova is little. – Maybe that? – Is it that high? Is it north of Lithuania? Latvia. – I feel like you’re in the right place. Oh. – Estonia. Oh, it’s down here. – The hardest part of this game is, okay. – Bolivia. – Bolivia. We just clicked on that. Isn’t it this one? No. Isn’t it this one? No, that’s Peru. – Peru. – Isn’t it this one? Yes! – Wow. – Okay. You gave me three chances. – Okay, Estonia. – This is nerve-wracking. – Estonia. – You were just up in Estonia. – But I didn’t click on it though. It wasn’t one of the ones that I clicked on. – Click on that. – Belarus. – It’s not that big. – That’s Poland. – I think it’s a little one. Click that one. – Slovakia. You should’ve known that was Slovakia. You’ve been there too. – Yeah. Oh, it’s up there. – It’s up here, y’all. – Nope. That was Russia. – Lithuania. – Lithuania! – Uh, Lithuania. Isn’t that gonna be like in the Eastern Bloc situation? – We haven’t clicked on it. Armenia. Georgia. But it feels bigger. – See, that’s why, Armenia is right next to Georgia. That’s why I should’ve gotten. – Man, I am so confused about like, this part of Europe and then this part of the Middle East. Like, I don’t have that figured out at all. Like, I’ve never looked at a map and thought about that. Like, Lithuania’s up there? – It is way up north. – What in the world? Cambodia. – Okay, Cambodia. – As we play this game, those of you from America. – So you’ve got Vietnam. – Are you like, “Oh, they’re really bad at this” or you’re just kinda like, “They’re kinda like I would be.” – No, I think we’re better than everyone else here. – Like, would you have known where Lithuania was? – [Man] Same thing with like Eastern Europe and the Middle East. – There’s just a lot of little countries. And I guess there’s just not a, I don’t have a point of reference for it. Unless you make the decision and be like, “You know what? I’m gonna sit down and figure out where these countries are.” – Cambodia is right next to Vietnam, right? – Uh-huh. – Oh, nailed it! – Bhutan. – Bhutan, as I would say. I don’t have a clue where Bhutan is. – I think it’s somewhere right around where we’re at already. – You just clicked on Vietnam. Vietnam, Vietnam. Viet. – So there. – Up there. It’s hidden. – Click on Armenia. – All right, I gotta redeem myself here because I should have got, I should have known where Armenia was before. – I’ve already clicked on it today. And it’s further to the east, I believe. I think it’s east of that big sea that you’re kind of close onto right now. I think it’s across that way. – What, this? – No, no, no, no, no, no. – When you said big sea, you’re talking about a body of water? – Like it’s over there. Like that’s sea right there and then down, and down in those little countries all together there. – Oh, okay. – No, but further to the left. Across the other sea. – Right, right, right here. – Yeah, in there. – That’s Georgia. And then this is. – Try that. – Armenia. Azerbaijan. – Yeah! – Morocco. All right, come on people, we gotta go. – I know that Morocco is right here. – Oh, see, we’ve nailed it. All right, Peru. The last one, I think we clicked on Peru before. Where is Peru? Stevie went there on vacation. – To the left, to the left, to the left. Right there, right there. – Woo, we did it! – And then Azerbaijan, we were just there. Oh, this is good. We could do this all day. We could do this all day, World King. – Look at that. We’re nailing it. All right, we’ll leave it at that with Azerbaijan. Oh man. I am still International King of the World. – Oh, yes, all hail International World King Linkus. – Why didn’t I remember that throughout this whole exercise? – I was gonna remind you, but then I thought better of it. – [Link] If your hair is growing in size, get yourself some mythical neon hair-ties available now at mythical.com.