welcome to good mother gamore let’s get to know some animal feet together paws a claws i’m talking about but first don’t freak out but your socks don’t match oh this happened to me just yesterday my wife put two socks together that looked a lot like they would be matching but i know the difference she gave me two right socks but what’s the worst that can happen when your socks don’t match you could lose your balance you could lose your and then lose everything wallet you should panic yeah people with mismatched socks are much more likely to have their identity stolen to itch in unscratchable places and uh to stink inexplicably but always think it’s somebody else and i’ve heard it lowers your credit score so uh look into that good luck but don’t freak out i mean uh and if you take your socks off your feet are naked look at us we have a word bank of amazing animals including but not limited to the american coot the that’s an animal the shoe bill stork and the horny toad oh you were just picking interesting ones mm-hmm uh when you ramp up the hotness of your wings it makes it where you can go all the way up like i actually never thought i would go all the way up the scale at a and we also had a bite like if you if you order the hottest wing and you just keep going six seven eight wings in it becomes a little unbearable we didn’t have to do that thank you 55 as a as a college student is that what you said yeah 55 wings and is that 55 wing halves it’s 55 of what we just had yeah okay that’s still a lot um okay so there’s our first uh here it is there’s our first paul slash claw now this thing is that’s ripped if it’s oriented uh correctly then this thing is hanging um you think that’s i think that could be a that’s a bat oh that could be a bad is there a bat on here though yeah there is right there don’t you think that’s a bad um it’s not a hyena i’ll tell you that much what about a wombat a wombat’s a bat with womb a wombat is what bit uh lock on the finger that’s right yeah a wombat is nothing like a bat yeah it’s cute little thing it’s like you stick your finger in the cage thinking it’ll love you and then it bites you well there was a big sign that said don’t stick fingers in the cage i wasn’t they will bite i wasn’t there i was there but i was in a different part of the zoo he was in the infirmary for the longest time and no one knew where he was yeah because he got bit by wombat uh let’s say bat our guess is wombat is like picture a beaver there we go uh without a beaver tail all right so we’re we got we got one right so put it put it there’s line through and then a check because we got it right nice oh this is uh that’s it that’s a gecko 100 percent all of that is crazy geckos because they they oh hold on it could be a horny toad is that stupid no it’s a gecko because sticks to stuff horny toe doesn’t have to stick what if a dog had feet like this i see a dog like that you could probably breathe you could probably breed a dog to have feet like that but i think let’s let me make sure it’s not any of these you think it might be a rhino what what what’s an american coot well that will be a surprise when we when we finally see it what a what a coot foot looks like you know what they call people who who breed american coots cooters i was just going to let you say it i was gonna let you say it uh gecko what’s wrong with saying cooter final answer that’s a yeah there we go gekko that’s a wonderful looking creepy beautiful animal look at that thing i wouldn’t want to pack it kind of ugly though i mean squint and it’s i mean it could look like a a snake baby if you like you remove the legs in your mind yeah that’s good i mean it’s a snake with the legs yeah kind of what gekkos are where is that on here right right here so line through and check mark two for two we pass our biology test today or zoology whatever subject this is that’s a tapir that it what what let me answer okay i’m just i’m just saying i just i know everything too i know i’m just i’m not trying to i’m just saying when i see that i’m like taper that’s i wasn’t even looking oh okay well that’s right i’m over here writing a check and then you’re like saying the answer to the next thing well it could be an american coot but i don’t think it is uh you know what i think this is a tip here those are super interesting animals by the way they have like like this stunted show up in the middle of the forest in like south south america and it’s like a horse in the middle of the forest final answer tape beer oh look at that it’s more like a horse pig uh it’s like a bear horse pig i mean this is something that would have been an avatar the last airbender yeah right all of the animals are um are strange combinations of animals you’re familiar with so this would be like an elephant and a um anteater no you don’t need i mean you get you because you get that a pig it’s like a pig in an anteater uh okay three for three look at us nut okay don’t play it yet because i’m down here doing this take it away it’ll be a platypus when he figures it out see what i’m doing here i’m doing the heavy lifting and you’re getting all the glory i’ll do that you i’ll do that i will take that job yeah but i can do it i can do it so good okay i want to do both jobs better than you all right platypus okay let’s see the next one platypus now this is like a drawing this is this is like a this is like a ms paint drawing of a platypus foot this is not well yeah it probably is an illustration you know what platypus is here you think it’s a it’s not a mole rat it’s a platypus because i mean so it’s obviously a water dwelling animal and uh we don’t have any other options uh i don’t know what american coot is it lays eggs all right platypus final answer yep there it is look at how those look at how the fingernails it it evolved flippers and then the back the back claws come out past the flipper but the front claws do not go past the flipper fascinating and of course it it gives birth to uh eggs no it lays eggs does a platypus lay eggs heck yes wow so that’s an interesting so is that an example of egg is it evolution of egg laying as an independent branch because that was obviously a mammal that then went back into the water in the same way that like dolphins and whales did but dolphins and whales never went back to having eggs they could maintain live birth and lungs so this is an interesting branch of the evolutionary tree a beaver and a duck it’s how you get a beaver and a duck a platypus okay like every single one that you have to mate a beaver and a duck right and you get in the campus every time and the eggs are an infertile because they it’s like a donkey they can’t have a mule yeah they’re sterile you know it’s the second anniversary of the mythical society did you know that i mean and i can’t tell two years who’d have thought how many things that we’re doing to celebrate but one of the things that we’re doing is we’re saying that anybody who joins third degree uh mythical society membership this month will be randomly selected well it could be you get a chance to be randomized so yeah you will be randomly selected you will be entered into a raffle where you could could be randomly selected for a virtual meet and greet with us okay so go to mythicalsociety.com get the deets make the decision be a platypus let’s see the next one oh that is ugly that you want me to shout out the answer do you well we both know what this is three two one ostrich yeah there we go see look at that and that thing can disembowel you now see how the nail goes straight into the ground it looks like it’s i wonder if it goes straight into your stomach they go right for the soft parts of people oh gosh i mean that talk about dinosaur life now this could be an american coot let’s really think about it yeah they’re going to get us with the coot they’re going to get us with the coop that coot’s going to sneak up on coop and will’s and bite you right but this is this is this is this is oscars yeah oh head in the ground do they really do that or is that a myth and do they do it for the reason we think they do it what do they escape reality skate reality are they like getting a worm or something uh i don’t know maybe they’re looking for a coot knees bend backwards yeah how do they run so quickly if their knees been backwards they can run they can run backwards especially fast no it’s a different form of running tell us tell us if the um the head and the sand thing is what what’s the deal with that crew uh this is a strong smelling marker yeah you’re really taking your time crossing it out i’m stalling so they can give us the answer oh you don’t want to go the next all right let’s see the next one oh this is that’s a wombat i wasn’t even there when my son was bitten by one but i have to imagine that’s what the foot of a wombat looks like um but it could be a mole rat it could be a warm wombat it could be a mole rat mole rat yeah i mean that’s a digging claw i have the information that you seek um give it to us ostriches don’t bury their heads in the sand but they do have their eggs in the sand and they do check on their eggs in the sand so they’re not just like burying their face in their their they’re checking out it’s an egg check eggs yeah really um this is the uh wombat that is our answer yeah oh look see how cute he looks until he bites your finger off and they can i mean and locke’s fingertip was just the only thing that got in the mouth and it almost came off completely oh my gosh i was in the hotel room with shepherd who was sick i can’t tell where they’ve wanted against him ever since can’t tell where the wombat ends and that hairy arm begins yeah that’s true i mean look at how cute he looks this is this is propaganda this is a lie you can’t hold a wombat like that you can’t hold a wombat like you should he’ll it’s a wild animal don’t hold them that close to your nipple good gracious what is the point of them being that cute though do they find each other that cute none of the ones i saw that day were cute because they weren’t belly up in a man’s arms wombat we are going for the queen sweep the coot’s gonna get us okay this is getting more difficult i mean okay this is just a white blurry this could be anything this could be a pillow a throw pillow on grass is this a dog is this is this is a dog well it kind of looks like it might be like a barbaric type dog it’s not a hyena i don’t know what an american coot is i don’t think the shoe bill stork has feathers that go all the way down its legs it’s not a flying lemur no because the flying lemur is going to look like she built human hands i think a shoe bill stork is going to have like stork feet you think a stork’s going to have hair no way that’s what i’m saying i’m just saying but it would have white it’s got to be a dog what is a coot though we got we’ve got to figure this out an american coot i mean i know what a regular coot is like what is a what is a coot this could be the coot man we got to figure this out uh i feel like a coot an american coot might be what it is you know what it might be a type of chicken that has a really furry look that’s an owl it might be this might be the american coop you think it’s a chicken it might be one of those chickens that’s got super hairy feet do you know what i’m talking about no they don’t have hairy feet they have feathery feet feather those that could be feathers no that’s not feathers this is really thin this is the dog i think it’s in the grass that’s a dog yeah okay oh that is my dog i was like isn’t that barbara as a i was like that’s your yard but that’s not barbara but it is barbara that’s barbara like the day we brought her home you know ha very very young barbara so we were right look how cute she was you’re gonna have to go home and tell barbara you thought she was a coot yeah i will she’ll think it’s funny she thinks that kind of stuff is funny i’m glad we’ve got this because this shows how smart we are and now we come to the coot this looks like no that’s insane that’s a stork dude what the crap that’s not a horny toad because the horny toes legs would be different than that not a flying lemur not a mole rat shoe bill store it’s got to be a shoe bill store i mean if you’ve got a bill that looks like a shoe you probably have feet that look like a caterpillar and those are caterpillars as you can see those are sort of half webbed feet like you could get through the water you could propel your prepare yourself too with those but they’re not completely webbed shoe bill stork is our final answer that’s the american oh that’s a cool hold on you know what we should have taken our time because i told you it was a freaking chicken yeah but you said a real feathery chicken of course a stork has got webbed feet man what was i saying about those half webbed feet that’s an american coot uh let’s move on because we just through the whole game none of it matters anymore unless you’re perfect it doesn’t matter if you go and you take a test and you miss one you’re just as bad as the kid that got half of them wrong the only thing that is acceptable around here is straight a’s i tried to draw a thumbs down but it looks like a weird it looks like a wiener with three testicles uh four and four tests what’s the next one that’s it that was it we lost and we gave up so you were just waiting till we got to the coot and then it was over wanna have a virtual meet and greet with us well join any third degree plan this month for your chance to be randomly selected details at mythicalsociety.com