GMMore 1909: We Made Food From The Mountain Dew Cookbook

we’ve got mountain dew potato chips we’ve got mountain dew grilled cheese and mountain dew what eggs with ham green egg green eggs and ham welcome to good mythical more where mountain dew is so thirsty we can’t resist but first congratulations to famina for repping that merch out in the wild hashtag verticality when we spot you out there with that merch on and i don’t mean like in the wild technically like we got like you know like paparazzi out there i mean like on the internet when you post it with hashtag merchant occasionally we choose somebody like femina to give a 30 mythical.com gift card to and she is working out and what’s happening with those lockers you can’t use a lot use the lockers right now because wherever she is you can’t use lockers but you can work out with a mask and some big freaking headphones i like that shirt girl let’s give you another one or whatever you want about it yeah yeah we’re not dictating what you get next repping your boys now this is basically nicole hey hey how are you hey hey i’m well i’m good oh i’m happy to hear that how are you rhett i drink too much of this i’m a little bit mad at mountain dew did you like it i didn’t like it oh you did not could you bring me the the other mountain dew margarita sure well you didn’t like it i made it i said i didn’t like it but i made it but i drank it because i so rat we’re about to taste things from the official mountain dew cookbook not the unofficial mountain dew cookbook that chase accidentally bought first the mountain dew official cookbook this thing looks like a freaking cheesecake factory menu and oh so now you’re on their side you crossed over to moore and you’re taking off you’re talking about the cheesecake padre i’m going to defend the cheesecake fabric all day long me and drake you see that i almost crushed the you know what you’re going to get when you go to cheesecake factory come on nicole just put spend time on it you go why did you do that i’m sorry nicole i’m kidding trevor made them it doesn’t matter trevor made them um here you smell like deodorant [Laughter] mountain dew deodorant no you just smell like speed stick or whatever it was that they got did you fall you’re saying trevor did this and you’re just taking credit that’s cool that’s how we were together we like to work together but they’re mountain dew chips yeah closely did you follow the potato chip recipe uh i followed it pretty closely except once we put the actual uh homemade mountain dew powder on there it tasted like absolutely nothing it tasted like nothing it just tastes like a chip yeah so we kind of reinforced it a little bit with some sugar some citric acid just so it’s a little bit more mountain dewy so some rice are really good so right now he did a [ __ ] part so right now nicole and trevor have said that it just doesn’t cut the mustard and they had to fix it yes do we still have those chapsticks because i kind of want to see if the other ones also make your lips different i like my lips oh you want me to add them to my lips yeah i mean even at this point it’s not that mountain dewy and that’s why it’s good because it just tastes like salty good chips mm-hmm these are homemade chips yeah this is what good is you soak them in water and vinegar for like a day like overnight even if you don’t want a vinegar flavor no it does this beautiful job with the potato chips and makes them look super light and crispy and you can’t stop eating them kind of like right now how do you slice them so uniformly uh mandolin with a mandolin yeah we used amanda like the bluegrass instrument no silly like the mandolin you know the mandolin it’s got little it’s got um metal strings yeah and it cuts potatoes man no no it’s like it’s like a big blade and it’s on like a it’s on like an angle and then you put the potato over it like so call that a mandolin yeah we do uh in bluegrass they call it a mandolin cool it’s just the emphasis uh stevie you want me to i just what do you want i was shook by that and i look like you were when the red popped up on your lips because i was thinking these were more like like smackers you know you remember smackers dr pepper flavor well the only other one that i mean there’s a there’s a there’s a black one called voltage you want me to go with this yeah yeah yeah definitely oh no definitely the black one but is this mountain dew official or this is mountain dew official it is okay that’s why i mean look at the graph oh it’s blue let’s see if this would give me the blue lips first of all take a good look at my lips as they are they’re not blue no no there’s a little bit of a residue but not nearly what there was with the code red disappointing do you want i want a regular do you want something i want the regular mountain dew one we can kiss and then you can have some how much would we have to get paid for us to actually make out that’s a good question is it um make out okay just kiss like lips to lips i don’t think i would make out with you for any amount of money not just because i just don’t think we need that experience between the two of us it would change everything for you yeah it’s like [Music] i just don’t think we i just don’t think i want that in my memory bank you know what i’m saying no i mean listen it’s not like i couldn’t i mean i’ve eaten a lot of gross stuff it’s not like i couldn’t overcome the repulsion to kiss you um have you seen it and it isn’t like i see constantly on the internet i just know they’ve kissed and suddenly this has become the fan’s number one favorite good mythical moment we’ve never once thought about kissing each other oh but they’ve but they’ve definitely sure i just brought it up you can’t be best friends with somebody for their entire life and not actually kiss them that’s false well you can because that’s happened with us nicole you ever thought about us making out not like recently [Laughter] i don’t i don’t i don’t get it best friends don’t have to make out yeah you don’t have to you don’t have to but that has nothing to do with best friendship yeah actually i brought it up just to mess mess with you and to have this conversation i’m comfortable with the idea but i’m not going to do it this is how we inch closer towards doing things that was kind of what that was that was you’re giving everybody that was the beginning of the bit that i wanted to do was by the end of it making it seem like we weren’t cutting but there’s so much there’s so much going on in this episode i feel like it doesn’t need to be the one you just gave a lot of people like that spark of hope that you know just keeps people hanging on well listen to this yeah we might make out one day yeah listen to this hold on to that if that keeps you if that keeps you around just know that we might make out one day but i’m going to tell you right now if we do it’s going to be on camera it’s not going to be like on a camping trip i know that’s what you all think like oh they go camping together and they kiss like that’s just i mean that might be how it works with your friends it’s like never we’ve been on a lot of camping never even crossed my mind okay but if you if it makes you happy and you want us to make out and things get david has brought up pictures of uh don’t yeah i don’t know what i won’t even say here’s what i’ll say this morning uh lando gets out of bed he comes in there me and christy are in there and uh i says i had a dream last night about you and rhett so you were at we were at rhett’s house and you were in bed together okay and you were but the bed was in you know that part of rhett’s house where it’s like there’s the stairs and then it’s kind of open he was like you were you were in bed together and you were you were peeing out of bed into a toilet it’s a good dream and you were both doing it and uh i was like that was like this is crazy and he was like i think it’s because uh it was raining last night and but and of course when you hear that pitter patter you could think my dad and his best friend are embedded together was he seeking advice from you and he said in his dream he said something like don’t do that and i said i can do whatever i want yeah that sounds like you if lando wrote the script for like music i could do whatever i want lando i’m pee you’re not the boss of me do you know that we uh we sell merch with prime shipping at amazon.com like some of y’all are like i don’t want to wait for the merch i want it now well there’s a whole different collection over there amazon.com mythical check it out um you guys also made the grilled cheese what page is that on nicole i don’t know i didn’t memorize do your homework i’m sorry okay i’m sorry it’s like towards the end i think there it is i found it at random page 53. can i have a half a half sweet dreams are made of grilled cheese and mountain dew crispy crunchy on the outside ooey gooey in the middle prep time 20 minutes there it is so how does a mountain dew get into the cheese oh it looks like ecto cooler grilled cheese we made a syrup and we reduced it down into some cream cheese and white cheddar and then we just you know did the thing we made a sandwich it’s not as good as a regular grilled chili grilled cheese i don’t know i kind of want to make out with it you see i want to make out with this sandwich i feel differently about it we’re going to keep talking about it i mean the yeah what’s wrong with this just got mountain dew it has mountain doing it yeah i had a cream cheese is not great in a grilled cheese either yeah it’s real mushy yeah i had a teacher who would drink out of like two liter bottles of soda like as his vessel like at on his desk like he would go over there while teaching grab a two liter bottle of a soft drink yeah and just turn it up yes and i can’t remember if it was mountain dew or mellow yellow but it was it was one of those that’s crazy and he had like very intense uh sweat marks under his armpits at nearly all times you smell like mountain dew i did not approach um he would wildly gesture sixth grade he would wildly gesture it to the point where you could always see very clearly like you know a lot of sweat marks but i just those are the only things i remember about him is the thing of mountain dew slash mellow yellow and his name was mister yeah i’m not gonna um why yeah you gotta um you gotta handle that you gotta figure out a way to handle or just wear a different color or something don’t wear gray i mean don’t drink out of two liter bottles of soda during the day it’s fine okay so next we have uh green eggs and ham is this from the book or just from yeah it’s from the book from the seuss book or from the book from the book okay here we go so this is like a an egg’s benedict kind of there’s no remember yeah with no uh yeah so the egg got a little green but it seems uh where’s the where’s the mountain dew it’s in the eggs like it’s it was poached in mountain dew [Laughter] um it’s not bad you just don’t like eggs i just don’t like poached eggs mountain dew didn’t rescue that for me no offense it’s okay to you and to you and your team none take it um yeah i just a poached egg is not he’s not but again everything we’ve had so far would be better without the mountain dew like yeah you’ve done a really good job with all this you’re sitting there eating the ham like you’re just like your reaction put your hand in front of me perfect for each of you because at the same time links spit out you raised your eyebrows and took another bite at the same time you ought to go camping with us but don’t even start down that path all right let’s go that’s a different kind of hope to give people but let’s go camping you you like you like you like to wear outfits like you could go yeah i like the idea of camping right um i like the i like a campfire we should do like a little camping series like the three of us go camping that would be funny and we’d like the whole time steve you’re like what are you gonna make out yeah that’s basically what it is it’s stevie like trying to catch us making out it’s not gonna happen she like comes around the corner and she’s like and she turns to the camera she’s the only one who talks with the audience she’s like an embedded host she’s like a mole she’s like the only reason i’m here is to see if they make out [Laughter] right now they’re talking but i don’t think they’re making out that’s a good idea i told them i’m going to the loo yeah yeah that’s what i told them they probably knew i was lying because i said lou but i’m actually in their tent i’m still here in the corner of their three-man tent all right write that down that’s a good idea [Music] [Laughter] get exclusives additional colorways and prime shipping over at our amazon store check out amazon.com mythical now

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