(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (title slamming) (wheel rolling) – Welcome to Good Mythical More, We’re good at moving. – Yeah. – We’ve moved ourselves, and each other through the years. So why not do it in a video game? – We’re also good at telling 10 word stories. – Oh, yeah. Koalas. – Migrate. – Speedily. – Because. – Hot. – Cakes. (Link laughing) – Scare. – Their. – Sensitive. – It’s the last one, right? No, is he the- – No, you started. – Okay, yeah. – Sensitive, hot cakes scare their sensitive- – Regions. Koalas migrate speedily because hot cakes scare their sensitive regions. Hey, I think that might be one of the better ones we’ve ever come on with. – That’s a fact, that just seemed like a strange, but true fact. – Yeah, yeah. It’s still not a story. We typically don’t tell stories. We typically just make statements, but hey, we’re getting better, and we just made a true statement. (wheels rolling) – What is this game called again? – Moving out! – Moving out. That’s a good Billy Joel song. I don’t care who you are, what age you are, I played that song for Lincoln, he was like, “That’s a good song.” – Yeah, yeah, it is a good song. – All right, so we’ve already started this game, as you see that moving truck doing donuts is us. – Go to Holly’s home. – Just go to Holly’s home. – If you just get to Holly’s home, and then boom, we’re in there. Okay, she’s got 16 items. – Smooth moves. – She’s going to show up anywhere at any time. Let’s get moving. – All right. So I am the, the toaster head. – And I’m the plant head, the potted plant head. – Okay. We’ve been through the tutorial, but, of course, that means we’re going to be great at this. Now, typically when we move, I like to stay in the truck. – Easy one bedder house. – You bring stuff to me, and then I’ll pack up the truck, but I don’t think that’s how this works. (bell dings) – Movers, roll out. Here we go. Yeah. – Oh, you’re going right. Let’s get this couch first. – Get it first. – Me and you grab it. – Oh, I just jumped. Oh, and see- – There we go. – I’ve grabbed it. Oh, just knocked over stool. – Are we gonna go out? – Is the door open enough? – You know what? – Okay, push the door. – Okay, come on. Where’s the truck? – Where is the truck? It must be in traffic. – Is it over here? – Oh, it won’t even let you go in traffic. We need to move the truck closer. – Oh, sorry about that fence. – Where is the truck? – To the left. – Oh, to the left. So this way? – Oh, there, there, there, there, there. Oh, is that a truck? – We lost. There we go. Here we go. And drop. – Put it in the corner? – Hey, we’re good. – Oh yeah, look it us. – Get back inside. What do you want to move next? Move this thing here. (upbeat music) Can’t move that. – Oh, and you can slap a door open. – Just get some stuff you can move by yourself like this. – I’m wrestling with the door. Do you want the door, ma’am? Does that go on the- (upbeat music) – We’re going to run out of time and she’s going to be very upset. Oh, I’m just going out the window here. – You can go out the window? – Yeah, here we go. – Oh my God. – You can go out the window, ’cause I busted it. Okay, a toaster, a toaster head should probably move a toaster. I’m gonna throw this toaster. – Can you throw? – Yup. – Oh, I just threw it. – Oh, I left you a little bit- – I think I missed the- – Little bit of work to do there. Oh, I’m moving the whole fridge by myself. I broke a window. – Use your back, not your legs. – It says it’s a two man job, but I don’t care. Don’t tell me it’s a two man job. – Let me help you with this. – All right. Now let’s jump over the top. Can you get it? – Trying to throw it. I’m just ejecting toast here. – Like it slaps with toast. – You know you’re working hard when toast comes out on top of you. – Okay, let’s not, just go out the front door with this thing. – That’s admitting defeat, man. – Oh, we took the door off. – That’s good. – Hey, insurance will pay for that. All right, and just get it up there, and let it go. Oh no, no. That’s good. – That’s in there. – And then I’m gonna just bust this window. – I like going in the windows. (window smashes) – Oh, I got this big desk. – I keep forgetting what buttons do what. – I cannot get this desk out the door. – What? There we go. – There we go. Oh, I’m stuck, ugh! Ugh! Come help me with this. – Oh, you need help? Here you go, I got your desk. Come on, get your side. Yeah, there we go. Hey, I don’t know if they’re going to use us again. I don’t know if they’re gonna use our service again. – I mean, there was a time when we would move a lot. – Okay, what else we got? – Now we’ve stopped that. I’m over the moving thing, and I ain’t gonna help nobody move either. – Like I got a table with a boombox on it. I might have to drag this out the front. – Remember when we had that- – I got the boombox. – That private conversation, we had the friend that was moving, and we were like, is there a polite way to just offer to give him money to pay someone to help him move? (Rhett laughing) – Yeah. – I think that this bed should go in the bathroom because I’ve always wanted to pee from the bed into a toilet. You ever done that? – Pee from the bed into the toilet? I never had an apartment that small. (window smashing) – There we go. Now there’s an exit. Let me get this rug here. – That rug’s not to be moved. – Oh, really? Help me with this bed. – I just ripped the TV out of the wall. – I think the bed- – How many items have you put on the truck? ‘Cause it doesn’t feel like you’ve done that many. – Well, I’ve only picked big ones, and so now I’m trying to take this, let’s take this out the window. – It’s a two man job. – Just throw it out the window. – Well. – Pick it up, come on. – I’m trying to slap it for some reason. – Don’t slap the bed. There we go. – Got it. I don’t think we can get out that window, we can’t throw it over, do this, and point to your right, point to the right, point to the right. – We chucked it. I didn’t point to the left, that was you. Just get, we can throw it. – So now we’re going to throw it again. – Throw it, I like how you say throw it. – You got to get on one side. Now hit the left button, and point to the left, to the right, out of the window. There we go. – Oh nice. We did it. – Okay, now- – Let’s just take a nap. Come on, come on, come on, come on. We can get it on there. – We can do this. – We can do this. We can do this. – We’ve done a little bit property damage, but listen, they’re moving, who cares? Right? I don’t think that counts. – I think we got them- – If it does destroy everything, it doesn’t count. – Is this everything? – No, it’s 10 of 16 items. You can see there in the upper left hand corner. – I don’t like to look in upper left hand corners. – Okay, we got problems. You’re the one who’s a really good mover like organizer. – I told you just to leave me in the truck, but no, you had to give me- – Well, I’m going to leave you in the truck. You move the stuff around, I’ll bring you some stuff. because we don’t- – The more I go in the truck, the more stuff falls out of the truck. – Okay, there’s more stuff in this room back here. Oh, they’ve got stuff in the back. – Here we go. – Rip that toilet up. – It’s not a movable item. These are movable items; the grill. You want this lounger? Let’s get this lounger in here. Grill. – That grill is hot. Be careful. – This item. So we’ve got 13 of 16. I feel like we’re looking pretty good now. I think they will hire us. – We’re getting there. – Let’s see. What else have we got here? What other items are there to move? – Okay. – Okay. I’m kind of over here taking things off the truck by accident. (game pinging) I mean, as hard as it is to direct these guys, it feels like they’re drunk. And I did have a drunk guy helping me one time. – We’ve got 15 of 16 items, and then this one right here. If I can just put it on here. – Oh, we did it! – Oh, man, we’re good. – What about the truck? – It’s not frustrating to watch us play this game at all. – I broke a sweat and I made toast. – Hey reminder, this is the last month to be eligible to receive the Mythical Snackiverse lunchbox right over there, and thermos set. This collectable is available only to Mythical Society Third Degree members. If you want it, you got to join the Third Degree quarterly, or annual plan by March 31st. Go to MythicalSociety.com for details. – Oh, I’m driving away without you, sorry. – Bye. – Okay, I think we can go real good, real fast this next time. (game pings) It only took us six minutes to move a whole house. I mean, that’s the fastest I’ve ever heard of. (game pings) Check, we broke the windows. That’s good, right? – All right, we’re done. Here we go. (soft music) – It makes it seem like they wanted us to break it. – Just a little bit more moving, scratch that itch for awhile, I won’t have to help real people have to move real things. – Okay, you did such a great move earlier. – Oh, we got- (game pings) – Pepperoni Palace? – Oh, we’re gonna move a pizza shop? (soft music) – Okay. – Here we go. – And just get right next to it. Okay, here we go. (soft music) – I like this moving music. Seriously, I had a guy who was helping me move, and then I realized, Christy was like, “Have you smelled his breath? “I think he’s drunk.” (indistinct) – Sorry? – He was helping you move stuff. – Yeah, I mean, it’s like as long as you don’t dent it. (soft music) (bell dings) – Okay, right through the window. (window smashes) All right. We come in, we make a statement when we show up. – All right, let’s get, I can’t really get in the house. – Let’s get a bunch of the individual items. – All right. – So the moving trucks over here this time, I’m going to put these, I’m going to really think about it this time, Putting items in the corner. – See, this is so heavy, I need some help. – Yeah, So that’s why I said find items that don’t require two people. – Well you don’t have to raise your voice. – So let’s get all the little items, so that we know that we’ve gotten them. – Every item that I see is big. – Let’s pull the TV out of the wall and put it back up there. – I can not sing. Well, I took this into this room, and now this bed’s in the way. Pick up this bed with me. – Okay. I can go, right. Well, I was going to say we can go out the window, but- – We can go out the front window. We know how to do that. – Just throw it out this window. So maybe on the side here. I’m completely stuck here. (soft music) Okay. So throw it out the window. Nope. – That was the wrong direction. – I dunno how it’s getting, I’m pointing out the window, I don’t know how that’s happening. – So am I. It has a point. It has a pointer. Come on. Let’s go this way. (soft music) – And get on the end here again. So how do we get that point to go the right direction? – I think- – Oh, there is, got it. – Yeah. Oh yeah, let’s grab this bed. Take it outta here, man. Now when boxes say two man lift, do you typically feel like that’s a challenge? – Like I need to- – Like it’s a challenge for, just- – Here we go. – One guy? – Now get it all the way to the back here. – Oh yeah. See, now we’re thinking. – In the back. Yeah, that’s good. – Now again, let’s do some more one man items. When you hit it, it literally says one man on it. That’s how you know it’s a one man life. – Yeah, yeah, I got you. – I don’t know how to throw this from that window. (soft music) Trying to. – Oh, look at me. Got that soccer ball. I’m out here in the backyard, just having a ball. – Okay, I can’t get out of the front door with this thing. Come on, it said one man. – Hot grill, hot grill. – How do I break this door? I need to break it. Step one in all great moves is to break down the front door. We’ve got a problem, I’ve locked myself out. I have locked myself out of the front door. I cannot get in. You got to slap it. Don’t worry about the outside. Okay, well- – I’ve got it covered. – I got to come back in. I got to come back in. I got to jump in the window this way. (window smashing) We got a problem. It’s like, I’m trying to keep a burglar from showing up. Oh, there is a turtle out front. What the crap is a turtle out front for? Oh. (soft music) I let a turtle in. – There’s a turtle? – I don’t exactly know why. Let me go over here and see what you got. – I think it means that we’re going so slow. – Let’s get this, oh, this is a one manner. (window smashing) – They’re not taking this table. I just need to get it out of the way. (Link grunts) (soft music) – Lift with your back. – The turtle is trying to cause trouble. Is that why he’s there, David? Because we’re so slow? – [David] Yeah. – David didn’t know about- The turtle is attacking me. – Come inside and get some of this turtle action. – Oh, I’m inside, where’s the turtle? – He’s following me. Look at him. Is he? Maybe he’s helping. (soft music) – Oh, look at the cord. I just took the cord out of the wall of this thing. – Can we move the turtle? (soft music) How do I get this thing? We’re not even on that. (soft music) (bell dings) – Keep it up. – We’re doing a great job. – Yeah. – That’s what that means. – There is something rewarding about getting all this stuff done. – Okay, here we go. (soft music) Minimal damage. Oh, I threw that one all the way to the truck. – Seriously? You can throw stuff pretty far? – Yeah, that’s me. – You’re a far thrower. – Okay. – Ugh! Have you moved anything that, look I’m a toaster head moving a toaster. – This couch is a big thing. – This is like, this is my dead cousin or something. – Do you think I can lock this turtle inside here? (soft music) No. Why is it turtle into me? (soft music) – Well, I am really cooking with gas now. – Okay, it’s a lot of two man items now. There’s one more one man item. – I’m actually getting decent at this game. Kind of scaring myself. All right, everything’s too man in here. – Okay, I got the last one man item. – There’s a one man item in the backyard, that picnic table. Why don’t you get that, and then come in here and let’s get this? – That turtle is now on me. – Yeah, I threw him off my scent. – He’s not gonna do anything to you. Just take it. (bell dings) (soft music) Come on, turtle, get the heck out. – Oh, and in fact it wasn’t even the table, it was just a jam box on top of it. That’s all you have to get. You just threw it. – Yeah. – You see the highlights on everything? That’s how you know. – Yes, I’m good at this game. – All right, so come to the living room and let’s get this couch. I’ll be able to go- – Big old couch. Yeah. – All right, I got it. (soft music) You got it? We’re going out this way. – Yeah. – You have to go this way, and you got to do the turn. – You have to do the turn? We might have to do the, yep, you pull, I’ll push. – I’m doing everything I can. I think we’ve got a TV or something stuck there. – I just threw the turtle. – Look at this thing right here, we’ve got to get this thing out. Oh, there you go. We’ve got the chair out of the way. Now, yeah, here we go. Here we go, here we go. All right, come here, Link. I know you’re having turtle action. – I’m trying to smack this turtle. – I think I can get it. I’m gonna throw it in traffic. – There you go. All right, I got the couch out. I just need another person to help me push it out. – That would be me. – Oh, now you’re back. Oh, this table, this table is in trouble. – Crap, man. The harder I push on this stuff, the more it doesn’t respond. Everything about this stuff, I’m talking about buttons. – Everything about this game is incredibly realistic, except the big turtle. – Come on, couch. – Here we go. Now- – There’s a tree. – Tree. Can we slap that tree out of the way? Okay, here we go. Let’s go this way. And now- – That dad gum turtle, I hate turtles. – This turtle, this game is making me want to kill turtles, and that’s not something that I wanted to do before. – Don’t worry. – Can you lock him in somewhere? (soft music) – Trying to throw him in the traffic. – See, he’s slower than me, and he’s going the wrong way, but- – All right, now you got to get on this thing and pull it around this tree. (soft music) – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Yes, look at us. – Oh yeah. – We’re doing good at a game, I feel like. – Yeah. – I understand. – Okay. – I understand moving. – Four more items. Come on, we can do this. So they’re in here, they’re in the kitchen. There’s two, there’s a fridge. – All right, I’m on turtle duty. (soft music) – Yeah, I got the fridge. This is just a two man game, but- – Flush him. – Boy, if you could help me with this fridge, we’d really, here we go. Yeah. – Oh, look how fast we are when we work together. Tree, tree. Oh, oh. – You got it. – No, no, no. – You’ve got to help me. I’m not- – Oh, I thought that was me. (Rhett laughing) – You’re the one with the toaster on your head. – Yes. – There’s no room over here. We’ve got a bunch of items that are just not in the truck because we don’t know how to pack. – I tried to do that earlier. – Yeah, we’ve gotta get- – Ah! Gosh, this is so frustrating. – You got to get this thing. – I can’t imagine how frustrating it is to watch. (game pinging) – Okay, you got this little item. I’m gonna toss it up here. There we go. (game pinging) (bell ringing) – Oh, we’re out of time. – We’re out of time? – We’re exhausted. – Nine minutes is all you give guys to move a whole house? – Oh, man. You know what? – That’s not realistic. – I think- – It’s that turtle. – But now we can say, when someone asks us to move, you know what? I just helped somebody move. – Two houses, Holly and the Pepperoni Palace. – It was really difficult. God, just go elsewhere. I’ve reached my quota. – [Rhett] Get the Mythical Snackiverse lunchbox and thermos set while you can. Join Third Degree quarterly or annual by March 31st to be eligible. Visit MythicalSociety.com for details.