(rooster crows) (beast growls) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We’re gonna try our best to make some super souped-up paper airplanes that we’re gonna… I don’t know, maybe Chase’s eye gets put out, I don’t know. You don’t want to look away. – That’s right, but first we’re gonna- – If you’re Chase. – Check our voicemail. – [Caller] Hey Rhett, I love that shirt you’re wearing. Link, not so much. I’m just kidding, but not really. – What are the chances? – I’m fine with that ’cause we’re selling that one. – What are the chances? – We ain’t selling this one. So you know what? – Promo for the shirt. – I love that shirt a lot better than my shirt. – Coming for the shirt. – Man, if we, if only we could’ve have met Randy, the Macho Man before his passing. – When we went to Legends House? – Yes, when we went to Legends House. So we’ve got Paper Airplane Squadron here. Create and decorate 20 mini-paper airplanes. You know what? We just don’t spend enough time making paper airplanes together. – We don’t. We don’t, we don’t. – This is what friendship is forged on. – But bedazzling, I mean, is bedazzling good for the paper airplanes? – We got lots of stickers that we’re gonna put on these things, that yeah, I think are really gonna change the trajectory. Warning, to avoid injury, don’t tell me how to do my job. I like that sticker. – I think I might need to wear that. (laughs) – Right here. How does, right here. – Danger. – What’s the point of the sticker? – Apprentice. – We’ll figure it out. Now, these are mini ’cause this is the same proportions, I believe, as a standard sheet of paper, it’s like 1/4 the size. – They have different folding techniques: Standard, traditional, the lion. – I did the traditional just a second ago. Now, I’m gonna try the lion. I never even heard- – Do you want, do you want, this kinda looks like a lion? I don’t know, once you fold it? With the solid side facing up, fold the paper in half length ways and open up. So we’re both gonna do the lion, right? – With the solid side facing up. That’s what I unintentionally did, fold it. – Oh is that right? – And then open up, and then take it. So this is starting just like the traditional. – Did you ever think, you know what? I’m really gonna get into origami? – No. I know I don’t have the kind of patience that requires that sort of hobby. That is not a Rhett McLaughlin type of thing. – I mean, that guy made a Cockatrice? Did he have instructions? Was it a kit that you buy? Maybe. – Fold the the side corners into the center fold, so basically just like that. Again, we’re still in traditional. – Yep. – Territory. – This is not new news to me. – The lion part, though, I am- – When does the lion come into this? – I don’t know, it’s gonna happen. This is nice. This is a very patriotic airplane at this point. Oh, and then you fold it, fold the tip down? – Fold the tip town? – What? Not too far, though. Just past, just past that. – Right in here? Maybe a little bit further. – Kinda hard to tell, and then, what? Fold the tip up? So it’s gonna be- – Make up your mind. – You basically- – Just like a lion. – You crinkle in your tip here. Got a crinkle tip, all shapes and sizes. – What is happening? Okay, you there? – Yeah, man, I’m there. I’m going to the back. Flip the plane over and fold the plane in half. ♪ Flip me over and fold me in half ♪ – I don’t think I can fold it in half. – I do. – ‘Cause- – I did. – Oh, I guess it is like that. – I have achieved it. It’s a little… – So fold it onto itself like this? – Yeah, like that. – Mm-hmm, okay. – Flip the, okay, so that? Fold the wing down about one inch from the bottom of the plane. – Hold on. – Good gracious. What? – Hold on. Did I do the opposite of you? I folded it the wrong way. So I just fold it this way. – Yep. – Okay. – Now. – Yeah, okay. – And now, got the fold, oh. ‘Cause that. – Oh, so you do like this, and then, you fold this down. – Over that, yes. – There’s a lot of folds in this. It’s getting a little fold-heavy, if you ask me. – You gotta be decisive. I mean, this doesn’t feel like you get it right on the first try kind of situation. – Golly. And then you gotta- – Chase, be patient. – Come over here. – We’ll be sending planes your way shortly. – Thanks. I’m practicing my hula hooping. – You like lions? – Two lions, coming up. – We’re gonna be firing some lions at you. – Sounds kinda scary, but I’m excited. – I mean, they’re so small. Smaller than a hummingbird. Flip the plane- – Smaller than a hummingbird. – Repeat step 7 on the other wing. – Got it. – Push the wings up and you’re ready to fly. – I think I’m good to go. Now I don’t understand… – No, you gotta, do you wanna bedazzle it? I’m a little nervous with putting actual jewels on it. – Let’s try it without bedazzling, and then see if it gets better. – How could this… – That’s a pretty cool looking plane. – Mine’s a bit of a disappointment. – Oh, you know what you didn’t do? When you folded it over, you didn’t keep the parallel to the bottom, you kept the parallel to the middle, which is a mistake I was about to make. – What’s the difference? – I have, my wings are much bigger. – Oh. – Because my fold is parallel to the- – Yeah. – To the base of the plane. – Yep. I think I’ve screwed it up. I don’t think I can recover from that. – Well, you know what? Maybe try it out. – That crease. – All right, here we go, Chase. – Why do you have to stand to throw a plane? You never had to do that when the sub was looking the other way. – Don’t even know where it went. – Chase Went past right the- – Did it fly? – It flew in a- – Did it satisfy? – It flew in a circle, and it spiraled. – Did it satisfly? Oh, okay. – Oh gosh. – Got bigger wings now. – Screw that. – Well, I got a flame, I’m gonna put a flame on this. – Oh, do you see what? It turned, and then it achieved some sort of aerodynamic quality, and I think it may have been upside down. – So that, I’m using stickers to hold mine together. I think that’s key. – I’m making a freaking, with a real piece of paper. Screw this. – See, this right here, – Little mini stuff. – See, I’m gonna use this to my advantage. – I’m going back, oh, did he throw it back over? Oh, there we go. – Throw, I like how you say throw. – Did he throw it over there? – Throw. – Okay. – All right, so I’ve put some stickers on my lion. All right, Chase, here we go. (Chase laughs) – Yeah, see? Same thing, spiral. – Yeah, spiral. It’s just a fail. – What’s the point of that, right? – [Chase] It feels like the paper’s- – Just a full-on fail. – Who do you remember- – Not heavy. – Being the best paper airplane person back in middle school? Like who was good at it? – What if you did like the- – I don’t recall anyone being good at it, I don’t recall anyone caring. I’m just gonna look a these stickers. – I’m going back to traditional, and I’m gonna come right through your hoop, Chase. – Right here up front, we got I believe in unicorns. Boy, they were get existential right on page one of this sticker book. (Chase laughs) I wonder where this story goes. Save your drama for your llama. – I feel like Chris Morris was probably pretty good at it. – Chris Morris, good old Chris. Chris… Chris came from California. We had never met anybody, wasn’t he? – He was so California, it was great. – We had never met anyone from California, and then, lo and behold, another new kid showed up named Julian. – Julian. – And Julian was also from California, and so, they became friends, but- – They were so cool. – But everybody thought they came as a set. (Chase laughs) – They must know each other. They’re both from California. – Two boys from California, and they had that vibe that no one else had. Chris. – And they knew it, man. They so knew it. – Chris was like- – I immediately- – Balls to the wall, man. – I immediately spent the night at both of their houses. Because you know, that’s what I did. I would invite myself over. Week two of Chris Morris, I was like, hey, bro, can I spend the night at your house? – You want a llama? – Not yet, not yet. – Come on, man. – He was like, uh, sure? – I was a little afraid of Chris, because he fell off his skateboard a lot, and he acted erratic. – He was from California, man. – You know? On his head, like he wasn’t afraid to like hit his head on stuff, as a result of trying to do some sort of trick, jump. – Yeah, we didn’t, nobody had helmets. – Oh, no. – Hey, this is good. This is really good. – Julian was more like, he would just kinda like smile all the time. But Chris was serious and- – [Rhett] Whoa, whoa, whoa! – That’s a, man! – Whoa. That was a floater, did you see the float? – Let me bedazzle it a little bit. – Yeah. – I think with weight in the right place, a little bit of llama. – It needs to be weighted in the front. – Do you believe in unicorns, by the way? ‘Cause… – Well, now that I read it in that book, I do. – Now that you’ve seen the unicorns. – Look at Chase, he’s getting on the ground for it. It flies kinda high, Chase. (all laughing) – It looked good for a sec. – It did. – Put an eye out. Okay. – For half a second. – What you want here? – I want, I wanna bedazzle… – Oh, look. Here’s eyes. Let’s put eyes on either side- – Give me some eyes. – So it looks like, oh crap. There’s a freaking “Good Mythical More” sticker. Look at this. – What’s it say? – “GMM More.” – No it doesn’t. Oh, gimme more. (laughs) Okay, I was like, what in the world? Hold on, this one- – Eyes. – Do the eyes, one eye on each thing. – Here you go. – Okay. – There you go. You got, see? Oh, you’re putting them on top? – Yep, yep, yep, yep, and then, and then… – Do you want a megaphone that says, “Go girl”? – Ah, that’s maybe a little too much. I want jewels. – We’ll give you jewels. – Speaking of Julian. Shoutout to Julian. – Who did you like better, Julian or Chris? I liked Chris better because, I mean, Julian better, ’cause- – Oh, I was gonna say Julian. – Chris scared me. – I mean, neither of them scared me. I spent the night at both of their homes. – Chris had a lot of wounds, like he had open wounds on his legs, it was all from skateboarding and like tricks. Should it be weighed in the front or the back? – I think we need to, I need to get this bedazzle on here and then, I need to… These are too small for my fingers. – Here’s a “Go girl,” and then, over here, I’m gonna put a- – I’m worried about what you’re doing now. – A llama. It’s very light. – I don’t know about that. Here we go. – Yeah! – (laughs) Hey! – Well! – You’re throwing it so high. – No, I know- – If you don’t have confidence in the- – Well, no, I, yeah, bring it back, now that I know how it flies, I know my release my point. – And do you wanna bedazzle it? ‘Cause I really wanna do that. – Well, no, now that I know a release point. Here we go, straight through the hoop. Nice. – Ooh. It needs… – It needs a picture of a dog on it. – It needs some cute doggie faces. – Right back at me. (paper hitting floor) – Thought that was, thought that was coming for my eyeballs. – It takes a little bit of a left turn, and I think that’s because we put two different stickers on there, yeah, the llama sticker’s a little bit heavier than the “Go girl” sticker. These are the mistakes. – Let’s put a pug with whipped cream on his head. – Put it, seal the pug right across the middle, the middle thing here, and make it symmetrical, right in the middle, right there. – Yeah, just to keep that together. – And I’m going to- – And then, hold on. Here, we can bedazzle it here, there’s no problem with that. It’s like a third eye. – This might be over-bedazzled at this point. – I think it’s balanced. (chair squeaking) – Better. – Needs more bedazzling. Let’s just, let’s not go light on it. – Okay, all right. Whoa! See, Chase- – Chase, you’re a good thrower, man. – Chase is, he’s correcting for the left turn. – I’m correcting for it, yeah. – Hey, we wanna invite you to check out our podcast, “Ear Biscuits.” If you like seeing us do this, why you throwing it again? (Chase laughs) We gotta put more bedazzle. – Hit right there. – Yeah, if you enjoy podcasts, try ours out, “Ear Biscuits.” If you’ve never tried a podcast. – Why? – Then, I mean, you’re already here doing this, you should be there doing that, too. Audio version wherever you get podcasts. All right, so. – I’m going big bedazzle. I got heavy ones here right. – I ain’t afraid, either. Oh, you do have… ‘Cause I think if it’s, if they’re kinda in the, you don’t want ’em all in the front. – Oh. – You kinda want ’em, like right along the spine, so the wings aren’t weighed down but we gotta get some weight on this puppy. – Right there, and you want it to be on both sides, and it actually creates a nice bedazzled holding point. – Chase? – Yeah? – I want you to try to catch it in your mouth, okay? (Chase laughs) Not in the eye. I don’t want you to lose an eye over this, but I mean, maybe a tonsil. You still have your tonsils? – [Chase] I have both. – Okay, let’s see if we can remedy that. – I would lose a tonsil for “GM More.” – I know you would. (Stevie laughs) – All right, we need, you gotta get a heart right there on that side. – A heart? Oh, that’s what I have. – Yep, there we go. This is- – Do you want something to fold over that, hold it together? – A sticker? Here, give me a sticker to fold over the bottom. – Why not use a… I mean, that unicorn, oh, I thought that it had boobies, but that was the arm, front arms. – I thought I saw like an ice cream cone. – Here’s one that says, “Peace and positivity.” – Yeah, that’s right. “Peace and positivity” coming right at your face, Chase. – I’m looking forward to it. (laughs) – All right, that’s good. This is good. (Link yells) All right, this is a well-constructed, just so understand what’s going on here. – Just throw it in such a way as to nestle in his throat. – This is the one that I’m catching in my teeth that has landed all over set, yeah? – Yep, yeah, yeah, coming right at you. (paper hitting ground) It’s a little heavy now. It’s a little bit heavy now. – Gotta go- – But you know what? Now I know what to do. – Gotta go high. – Now I know what to do. – Gotta go high. – I gotta throw it up. – Oh, you know what? Oh, bring it in, Chase. – [Chase] Definitely flies a lot different now. – Okay. – I wore my shorts today, ’cause I’m going over to Chris Morris’ house later to spend the night. I don’t know what we’re gonna get into. (Chase laughs) – I don’t know what me wearing this is gonna do to help, but. – Okay, here we go. – It tastes really funny in there, so I kinda like having it on. – Here we go. Oh, almost in his mouth! – Okay. If that would’ve gone in his mouth, it would’ve punctured the back of his throat. I’m just saying. – One more try. One more try, right into the mouth. – Maybe we should go into the pants or something. Like unzip your pants. No. – Chase. – I don’t want you to lose a tonsil. – [Rhett] Chase, can you get on your knees? – Yeah. – ‘Cause it goes a little bit low, just get on your knees. – He needs safety goggles, man. Cover your eyes. – (laughs) And just hope it’ll get in there right? – [Stevie] Chase, are you okay? You don’t have to do anything that they’re telling you. You let me know if you’re okay. – Thank you, Stevie. I have this feeling like there’s such a low chance it’s actually gonna get in my mouth. – Hey. – By doing that? – If you do this tomorrow at school, everybody’s gonna be talking about you, not Julian and Chris from California, okay? – Really? Chris from California? – [Stevie] Don’t let them bully you, Chase. – I mean- – Here we go. – This is enticing. (all laughing) – [Rhett] Okay, all right. – Chase, you know what? I wouldn’t have stood that firm, man. – This is dangerous. – Good looking out, dude, ’cause I would not have stood that firm. (upbeat music) I mean, with that… Device coming at my face? – Device. – [Link] To get the “Rhett and Link Sing Lionel” vinyl release as a 3rd Degree Monthly Member, you need to join in the next few days. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.