(rooster crowing) (mysterious growling) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. We are gonna try the Reese’s Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Cup because I’m a peanut butter lover, but I’ve never tried this. And we’ve got a treat for you, Daniel’s here. Welcome to “Good Mythical More”, Daniel. – Thank you. – We got a lot to catch up on. But first, we just have to start with, you know, Rhett usually does this, so if you want to read that. You can hold it, too. Just read it, you know? – What’s the word? We want to expand your vocabulary because this is an educational show, by getting a word and guessing randomly at its definition. Today’s word is. – Callipygian, callipygian. Callipygian. – Calipy- – Callipygian. Callipygian. – Callipygian Callipygian. Callipygian. Callipygian. – I don’t know. There’s a lot that I don’t know. – This is a person from California in the future. I mean, I actually don’t know what you are. Maybe you’re a Callipygian. Do you live in Cali? – Is that here? – Yeah. – Yes. – Okay. I think it’s whatever Daniel is. What’s the correct answer? Nope? Do you know, how to have beautifully shaped buttocks. If you have like a nice butt, Daniel. It’s said to be callipygian, a callipygian butt. It’s like a peach. You know? – I’ve seen a peach. – Man, it has been awhile. I’m glad that you’re here. Like I said, we got a lot to catch up on. Rhett left in such a tizzy. He won the game and- – The game. – Yeah, the international dart game for desserts. He won the dessert squirt. And I feel like the people want to see it. So, I’m going to- – The people? – I’m gonna dessert squirt you. So- – On my buttocks? – No, in your mouth. We’ve got lots of dessert things that can be squirted in your mouth. So, open wide. – That was pleasant. – Okay. And then, look at this. We’ve got some icing. Okay, tip your head back. I got nothing. – It’s mostly air. – There you go. How’s that? – It was also pleasant. – That was good? Yeah. – I like to have fun. I’m having fun. – What about a bonafide Hershey’s squirt? Strawberry version. Oh, it’s already coming out the… We’re making a mess there, probably not gonna stain. – I’m still having fun. – I’m sorry, Daniel. I got a little on you. Let me get that off for you. What do you like, chocolate? – Yes. – Okay. We got some Ghirardelli here, not a sponsor. I mean, what about your friend over there? Do you think he wants some? – Hold on. – Richard, right? – He does not want any. – It’s been a while. Richard doesn’t want-? – He doesn’t do well with liquids. – Okay. What about you? That really hit the tongue. I saw it happen. That one’s got a, how’s that? – It’s very tasty. – You want another? – What is this? – Chocolate. – Is it a fruit? No, it’s from a bean. – Is it a meat? – It’s from a bean. – Ah. – You want it? – Yes. – Ready? Oh wow, look at that. It just really splurted right in there. – Thank you. – And you’ve got some, sorry, that could have been a mess. – Of course, we gotta get into this, too. – Is that blood? – No, that’s strawberry syrup. Now we’ve got some caramel or caramel, whatever you prefer. – Is that a meat? – No. How’s that? Describe it. – Good. – Okay. I think that’s it. And then we can get this off of your hands here. – Thank you. – Okay, we can get that off of that hand and get rid of this. Now, big peanut butter lover here and been very excited to try these things. But, I’ve never done it just as a baseline. I want to- – Thank you for getting me out of the lake house. – What do you mean? Is that where you’ve been? – My parents, at the beginning of quarantine- – Oh yeah, okay. You know about quarantine. They told you about that? – My parents said, “Meet us at the lake house.” And I wasn’t sure what they were talking about. So, I went to a lake house. I do not believe it was the correct lake house. – Oh. – So thank you for picking me up. – Yeah, I was glad to do it. – It’s been a very difficult year. – Thanks for calling me. I was very shocked that have my number. All right, so you like Reese Cups? – My parents never called me. – You like them? – Excuse me? – Reese’s Cups. Reese’s Cups. Reese Cups. Chocolate cups with peanut butter in the middle. – Oh. – These. – Never seen one. – Really? – They didn’t have these at the lake house. – This is the best candy ever, man. Taste it. – Maybe Richard would like this. (Richard chewing loudly) – Oh, wow. He consumed the whole thing. Did he like it? – He doesn’t care for it. Oh, do you want to try it? – No. – Really? – No. – You like peanut butter? – Never tried it. – Well, you should try it. It’s great. – I read on the internet while I was at the lake house that a lot of people have allergic reactions to it. So, I’m a little nervous. – Oh, do you have any known allergies? – Probably. – Well, that’s a pessimistic view. Everyone doesn’t have allergies. It’s just a few people who have all of them and they let everybody know. I mean, they have to ’cause it could kill them. I mean, I don’t blame them for letting everybody know. Look at that. – Can you wipe me again? – The foursome, okay? Just say help, clean me. Don’t say wipe me. Okay? Where? – On the hands. – On the thumb there? – Yes, and the palms. – Your palms are dirty? – They’re a little sweaty ’cause I’m nervous. – Okay, all right. Don’t be nervous. Everybody here loves you. You’ve been gone for so long. – I haven’t been surrounded by this many people in some time. – They’ve been waiting. They’ve been waiting for you to come back on the show. – There was a family that came to the lake house. I believe it was the family who usually uses the lake house. They came for five months. And I spent my time in the attic during that time. – Oh, you hid from them? – Yes. – Okay. Now, I’ve opened that one for you. So, it’s peanut butter on peanut butter, as opposed to peanut butter on chocolate. I picked him up from the lake house. We went to, oh, you’re gonna try it? – I’m nervous. I’m very nervous. – We took a trip to the farmer’s market. That’s pretty much the only time I’ve seen you ’cause then you disappeared again until you showed up right now. – I went back to the lake house. That’s where you took me. – Well, it was quite a trip to the farmer’s market. All right, let’s taste these. Dink it. And sink it. I honestly never had one of these until now. – Am I okay? – As much as I love peanut butter, it’s just not as good as the, as the original. – Do you think that I am okay? – What do you mean? You’re not swelling anywhere. – Okay. – Are you swelling? – I don’t believe so. – You don’t like it? – Could you wipe me? – Clean you. Don’t say wipe me. Try it. Try asking for me to clean you. – Please clean me. – Okay, that’s better. I didn’t know. Well, let’s catch up, man. So, I mean, besides the lake house, and then we went to the farmer’s market. You asked me to take you back to the lake house. I thought that’s where you lived. – It’s the only place I know now. – What else you been up to, man? ‘Cause I mean, it’s been quite a year. How you been holding up? – Well, I tried to sell a television show. – Okay. – Worked very hard on it. – Oh, well what was it about? – Well, I was in it. – Oh, you were in it? You’re the star of it? – I was one of the stars. – That’s actually a pretty good idea. Who else was in it? – My friend Cotton Candy Randy. – Cotton Candy Randy. – You know him? – I believe, of course. – I think I met- – We introduced you. I mean, you met him here. I didn’t know you had anything to do with him after that. – We’ve been hanging out quite a bit. We’ve been working on a television show together. – So, a television show. – Yes. – Like, are we talking like a game show? That would be a good idea. Game show with Cotton Candy Randy, Daniel. – I’m not sure what a game show is. But no, I don’t believe it was a game show. – Well, tell us more about it, I mean. – It was about me and my best friend, Cotton Candy Randy. – Oh. – And another friend named Leroy. And we work at an airport. – Oh, at an airport. – An interdimensional airport. – Okay. What do you know about an airport? – A lot, now. – Oh, really? You did research for your- – I knew very little before. – Okay. – But, it is an intergalactic, interdimensional airport that is sort of a go-between between different worlds. And, but the show takes place only in the airport where me and my best friend, Cotton Candy Randy, and Leroy, and some other assorted cast of characters interact with one another and get into high jinks, is what I think Cotton Candy Randy called it. – It sounds like you put a lot of thought into this. – We actually, we put together a little video. I think Cotton Candy Randy called it a sizzle reel. – A sizzle reel? – Yes. – Great. – Put a lot of time, put a lot of time into it. – Great, great. – I brought the sizzle reel, I believe. I gave it to one of your people. – Okay. I’d love to see that. (upbeat music) – All right, sir. We’ve already gone a couple of minutes over. – Yeah, yeah, but can you just hit that spot one more time? – I’d rather not. – Just one more time, please. – All right, but this is gonna be it. (man groaning) – Yes, yes, yes. – No, no. – Yes, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (baby crying) – Good lord. Do you need to get that? – Nah, I got plenty. – Thank you. – Consider it a tip. – Well, it’s about time for lunch. You want to go to the food court with me? I’m meeting this really neat friend that I just made. I respect that. – [Woman On Loudspeaker] Attention, flight 111 from the Forest of Unpleasant Pets to The Place Where It’s Always Leg Day has been delayed. We apologize for any inconvenience. – So Daniel, how long have you worked here? – I have no idea. Richard says it’s been 6 1/2 years. – Oh, well, okay. Do you like it? – I like to have fun. Richard says it makes him want to die. – I want to sleep in a little tent made of your skin. – Is that right? I’m Leroy. I just started working over at the Rub-It-Out Massage Station. – When you talk, I feel compelled to start building your coffin. – This is my best friend in the whole wide world, Cotton Candy Randy. – Oh, I thought I smelled cotton- – I hail from the Fondant Mountains of Sugar Land. My people visit children at night and whisper sweet nothings into their ears. – Love is the sprinkles on the ice cream of life. – Oh, that’s nice. – Yeah, you’re damn right it’s nice. – But you don’t live there anymore? – Those ass-hats said my sweet nothings weren’t sweet enough. I’d like to bathe in your untainted blood. – So, are you like banished or something? – No. I was just forced to leave against my will and told that if I ever return, I’ll be sent to the peanut brittle guillotine where they’ll decapitate me, then dip my severed head into chocolate, then walnuts, then marshmallow cream, then more walnuts, then put it on a spike atop the rock candy gates of the city. – Damn. That makes me want to vomit, but also kinda hungry. (Richard chewing loudly) Good gracious. – Richard hates the salad. – So, y’all got any other friends who work here? – Oh, what? Do you think you could just walk around this airport and pick up new friends like unattended baggage? – No, I was just- – This place is ruthless. The sooner you learn that, the sooner you’ll know it. – Okay. – Everybody keeps to themselves, like the TSA. – Who wants to play another round of tweezers or horrific implement of death? – [Robots] Tweezers, tweezers. Horrific implement of death. – Sorry, guys. To the Monobrowians of Testosteronia, these are tweezers. – We feel shame. – And pilots only hang out with other flight crew. That’s Durk and Belinda, the airport power couple. – I think I may have dislocated a rib while we were having our HR meeting in the airplane bathroom. – Sorry about that, honey. – No, don’t worry about me. I still feel horrible that I hit the flush button while your tail was in the toilet. – Oh, you didn’t hit the flush button, I did. – And the people passing through, they don’t care about us. We’re just pawns in their quest for a tolerable layover. – Okay everybody, we’re gonna make a meal out of free samples. Follow my lead. – Can we make sure none of the samples are plant-based? It just feels wrong. – Shut up, Jennifer. – Yeah, shut up, Jennifer. – Shut up, Tyler. – But you’ve got nothing to worry about, Leroy, because you’ve got us, until the day I feed you your own lungs. – I respect that. (baby yelling) (everyone yelling) (upbeat music) – Okay, you really worked hard on something, man. – Spent a lot of time on that. – Wow, that’s that seems for real. I mean, when can we see it? – I don’t think you can. I think that’s all you’re gonna see of it. – Why is that? – Well, Randy picked me up in a van and he said, “We’ve got some friends, some of my friends from Cartoona,” which is a company that makes animated television shows. – Oh, they animated that? Okay. – Yes. – They did a great job. – And said, “We’re gonna go on trips around,” but that meant we’re gonna have Zoom meetings because of quarantine, so- – Oh, you’re talking about pitch meetings? – Yes. You met with networks to pitch this, the idea for “Unattended Baggage”. Great name, by the way. – Yes. Streamers is what he called them. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – And channels. – And? – And some of them liked it. One in particular really liked it, said this could happen. – Oh, great. – This might be happening. – Oh, awesome. – And then, as apparently is very common in this town, the entire team that was excited about it was no longer working at this place. – Oh my God. – And there’s a new team. – Yeah, I’ve heard about that happening. – And they said that probably means that it’s over. And that you should probably just show it on the internet to people. Thanks for wiping me. – I’m sorry it didn’t pan out. I mean, if I had the money, I would certainly fund it. But, that’s not how these things work. Is it? – Apparently not. I’m not sure how any of it works, really. – Yeah. – But, I was told that I should quit hoping. (upbeat music) – We still love you. – So, I’m not helping anymore. And to be honest with you, I’m happy. To get the “Rhett & Link Sing Lionel” vinyl release, joined third degree quarterly or annual by June 30th. Visit MythicalSociety.com for details.