(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (dramatic whooshing) – Welcome to Good Mythical More! We’re gonna eat some garlic ice cream that the Mythical Kitcheneers have made for us. – We’re also going to- – Try different toppings on them. – Give you reasons to smile and we’re also going to name that squad. What do you call a group of salamanders? – This is getting ridiculous. Is there even ever a group of salamanders? – A saturation. – They’re loaners. – Saturation because of the skin is so saturated. – A slime? – A slime. Slick. A sliver! A band? Oh, come on. – A band. The answer is band. – That’s so disappointing. – I didn’t even guess. – But you know what’s not disappointing? Reasons to smile. – Yeah. – Hey, smile. A random stranger saw you on the street today and thought, wow, I sure do love their pants. – (laughing) Okay. – So this is just straight garlic ice cream. – Right, right here. – It’s pretty soft. It’s getting all over me. – [Stevie] Have you ever had garlic ice cream? I can’t remember. – Yes.,I think we’ve had it here. Haven’t we? – Whoa. – [Stevie] I don’t know. I couldn’t remember. – What was the- – This is strong. – So, you guys made this stuff. – [Nicole] Yeah, it’s based off of the Gilroy Garlic Festival ice cream recipe. – Sweet, creamy, unexpectedly delicious. – Does it got chunks of garlic in it? – [Nicole] Yeah, I left the garlic right in there. – Oh. – [Nicole] They told me to keep it in there, too. – Oh, really? – [Nicole] The recipe people. Yeah. (laughing) – I like it. You like it? – [Nicole] It’s all right. It’s not my favorite. – I don’t like it, either. – It’s the kind of thing. (Nicole laughing) If you’re at a garlic festival, you’d get it and you’d be like, it’s not bad at a garlic festival. You know what I’m saying? – You’re just grateful to get ice cream at a garlic festival. – Yeah. – The goal here is to figure out what needs to go on it to make it even better. – Well, let’s break out. I’ll give you another reason to smile. Smile. Somewhere out there exists the perfect chicken wing. Makes you smile. – You just know it’s out there. – You know that restaurant? – Sprinkles. – The Stinking Rose. – Yeah. – Is it still open? – That’s in LA, like going to- – It’s a garlic restaurant. – Between Hollywood and Beverly Hills, kind of. – [Nicole] Yeah, it’s on La Cienega, I think. – Yeah, I rode by that and I’m like, The Stinking Rose, a garlic restaurant. I’m like, why would that be their marketing angle? – A garlic restaurant, like everything is garlic flavored? – Yeah, and it’s got the word stinking in. – I don’t know. I think at one point- – [Stevie] What were you riding when you rode by? – What was I riding? – [Stevie] No, Link said that he rode by. He rode by the restaurant. I was just wondering. – A dragon. I was riding a dragon, Stevie. I was like, stop, dragon, I just saw a sign for a all garlic restaurant. He was like, I can’t stop. That’s not how my brakes work. (Rhett laughing) If I start stopping now, I’ll be in Culver City by the time we come to a landing. (laughing) Shut up! – Yeah. Dragon’s pretty much go where they want. – That’s how he talks to me. – Sprinkles, not a great compliment. – No. – Didn’t help. – Sprinkles are like the glitter of food, – Made it worse. – They suck. They’re invasive species. They need to be taken behind the barn and shot. – Speaking of being taken out behind the barn and shot. – Raisins. – Smile. A new batch of puppies was born today and man, are they cute. – Oh. – We had to shoot one of them. – You added that. – (stammering) I mean. – Why did you have to shoot one of them? – There was a problem. (laughing) – Oh, God. What was wrong? – We didn’t know, but we didn’t wanna figure it out. – So you just shot a puppy? – This didn’t happen! I don’t shoot puppies. I don’t even think shooting puppies is funny. (stammering) – It seems like there’s two options here. Either one, you shoot puppies, or two, you think joking about shooting puppies is funny. – I think joking about joking about shooting puppies is funny. You know what I’m saying? – No, that’s what I’m doing. – No, no, no. – That’s me. – No, you’re joking about me joking about joking about shooting puppies. – I’m not. – Shooting puppies, not funny. Joking about shooting puppies, not funny. Joking about joking about shooting puppies? Funny and everything beyond that is funny. – Yeah, so I’m being funny. – You’re still funny, yeah. – But you. – I was the beginning of the funny. – You’re either cruel or just kinda distasteful. – Yeah. – [Ben] I thought it was funny. (Rhett laughing) – Ben thought it was funny. – Some of these raisins look like- – Whoa, that works! – Dried up insects. – Get in that. – I’m afraid of the raisins. – Nicole, did you taste this? – [Nicole] No, is it good? – Something about the raisin and the garlic. – Really? – That’s probably what the dessert is at The Stinking Rose. – This is what they call a distraction from the fact that he thinks shooting puppies is funny. And so does Ben. – See, now what you’ve done is you’re being insensitive. (laughing in background) That’s what’s happening. But tell me that’s not good. That’ll make you want to shoot a puppy. See, now that. – It’s kinda like slap your mama. – That doesn’t work. – It’s kinda like slap your mama. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – I would never slap my mama. Which is worse, slapping your mama or shooting a puppy? Something’s wrong with the puppy, by the way. (laughing) – Is anything wrong with your mom? (both laughing) – Nothing a little smack won’t fix. – Digging so many holes. – You are- – Putting puppies right in them. Hey, hey, listen. – You know what? – It’s not funny! It’s really not funny. I’m serious. It’s not funny. – It isn’t funny. – It’s not funny. – It’s not funny. – It’s not funny. You know what is funny? – What? – Shooting sea turtles. – (laughing) Oh. – Like- (mimicking gunshots) Just like they would come up on the beach. Just like- (mimicking gunshots) (screaming) I can’t stop! Shooting sea turtles. – That’s not funny. – That’s after they’ve laid the babies. – You don’t shoot the babies. – Until they hatch. (laughing) Those babies, they got to get back to the ocean. (mimicking gunshots) – Oh, my. How many fans are we losing today? – I think that’s funny because no one owns a sea turtle. No one’s even seen a sea turtle. – No, I think people have adopted sea turtles. – Like on the internet? – You’re saying that an animal has to be adopted by a human in order to have value? That’s not funny. Are we trying to say whether it’s funny or not or whether it’s ethical? – Just funny. – It would be funny if somebody adopted a sea turtle and then somebody else shot it. – It would be horrible if you were adopting them just to shoot him. – Yeah. There’s nothing funny about that. (Stevie sighing) – We’re pushing you. – [Stevie] I don’t even. – At each point, we’re like, am I clicking away now? Am I still a fan now? I love sea turtles. I love puppies. – [Stevie] I’m sorry. – I would not shoot any of them. – [Stevie] I’m sorry. – Why am I being defensive? This is your fault. – Is there a difference between joking about it and doing it? I mean, really? Isn’t joking about it basically the same as doing it? – Let me think about it. Yeah. – No, it’s not! – They’re exactly the same. – Raisins with garlic ice cream are pretty good. – I like the raisins in the garlic ice cream, but let’s move on. Let’s keep talking so we don’t second guess everything we’ve said. Oh, you’ve got coconut? – Yeah, yeah, I want coconut. – Okay. I’m gonna skip that one. – No, no, no, no, try the coconut. – Should I? – There’s something about the strong flavor of coconut that does something to the garlic. Oh, I need to give you a reason to smile. Smile. The dust bunnies under your bed turn into real bunnies at night and give your nose a little kisses in your sleep. And here’s the best part. No one shoots them. (Stevie sighing) – You’re right about this. – It’s good, isn’t it? – If you really chew some coconut and then you eat some garlic ice cream, it kind of works. I don’t know why it kind of works. – Now, this is marshmallow cream? – [Nicole] Yeah. – I don’t think this is gonna do anything for me. – Just tastes like more ice cream. It just tastes like more of the same. – It makes it sweeter and just helps for a little bit. Let’s try olives. I mean, I hate, olives. But you know what I love? The fact that we covered Lionel on an album. If you’re a third degree member of the Mythical Society, you can get it. I’ll tell you what else you can get. This shirt. This shirt is only available to Society members. Third degree through mythical.com, the store. Anybody can go to the store and look at all the items. This is one that you can only buy if you’re a third degree Mythical Society member. – Look at that. Look at that. – If you’re not a society member, go to mythicalsociety.com. Check that out. You can become an initiate for free. Start to figure things out. – Smile. – I’m afraid of this. – Benedict Cumberbatch is watching you. Doesn’t that give you a warm feeling? – Yeah, kinda. – Now, I love black olives. – [Stevie] That’s good. Just put the card there. – I love black olives. – I’m afraid of this. – Now, they have black olive ice cream. Black olives in an ice cream at Salt and Straw. This is by far the best one. No contest. – I can’t bite ice cream, so I was just left with an olive. – But this is something, you know what I’m saying? Like you’ve created something because people will have a conversation about. – [Nicole] I used to work at a chocolate store and we used to have a chocolate bar that was white chocolate, olive oil, and dried Kalamata olives and it was my favorite bar. – I love olives mixed into things that they should have no business being a part of. – I mean, garlic and olives. That’s like, what’s the word? Divisive. – It’s like- – Yeah, it separates the people with good taste from the people with bad taste. (card flying) – That’s not true. No more smiles. – What happened to the card, man? – I don’t like cherries much, either. I like a raw cherry. – You knocked that thing off the table just like you would a puppy. – And then look. It came up here. – Does that work? Does that work? I don’t think that works. – I’ll give you a reason to smile. – That was too, no, you don’t think about that. – You want to smile again? All right, listen. Imagine Larry the Cable Guy performing. – (laughing) Performing. – Parkour. Performing parkour. (laughing in background) Parkour. Performing parkour. – Performing parkour. – Performing parkour. – Is he in a parka? – In a parka. – In a park. – Larry the Cable Guy performing parkour in a parka. – In a park where you’re parked. – Garlic ice cream. – This doesn’t really work. – And this is a, what is it? A candy cherry? – [Nicole] Maraschino cherry. – A maraschino cherry. (laughing in background) – What is this, a candied cherry? What is this, one of the most popular ice cream toppings? What do you call it? – I’ve never, ever had one of these. This is the first time I’ve ever tried one. I don’t like it. That’s why I’ve never tried it. It’s like a- – You’ve never tried a maraschino cherry? – It tastes like- – It’s been on like every banana split or sundae that’s ever been served to you. – It’s like a- – A cherry that’s been maraschinoed. – It’s not candied. It’s a candy cherry. – Yeah, so it’s like a cherry that’s been made even better than it already was. – It tastes like medicine. – It tastes like cough syrup. – I’m gonna take you to the beach. – That really ruined. – Right when you’re trying to get into the water. – Really ruin. You’re gonna what? – Nothing. Just hand me that last option. (laughing) – Oh, gosh. All right. Cookie dough and garlic ice cream. I don’t want this to mess up cookie dough for me, man. I’m a bit afraid. – If you’re still watching. (laughing in background) And you decided that you may watch it again, thank you. – Smile. They found Nemo. – Oh, he made it. – Of course, then he was. – Oh. 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