(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (dramatic whooshing) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Axe body sprays, not a sponsor, best body sprays that we have on this table right now. I’m told they got some weird names. Let’s see if we can guess them. – But first. Don’t freak out, but your clown school nemesis is walking towards you. – Don’t freak out, but yes, you were in clown school. – Yeah. And somehow- – You blocked it out. – It was so bad that during your time in clown school, you actually developed an arch enemy. That happened. – And don’t freak out, but he is naked, but you already knew that because- – So are you. – Because clown school. They don’t give you actual clown clothes until you graduate. – Naked clown school. – All right, so we’ve got all this Axe here. – A golden log, you say? – Now, you get the privilege. It could’ve gone either way, but- – It could’ve gone either way. – It really couldn’t have because we were both wrong in the end. – Right. – And there’s nothing like being wrong in the end. – Yeah. So I’m gonna start carving my name. – But don’t do it. Don’t hog all the space because next time we play- – I’m going small. – So we’re gonna taste these Axe body sprays and see if we can guess what they’re called. We’re gonna nose taste. Stevie, would you be willing to stand out there in front of the- – [Stevie] No. – I didn’t even finish the question. In front of the president and say something that you cared about. – [Stevie] Okay, I see what you did there. – (laughing) Yes. – I’m spraying this down into the bucket. – Spray it down. – I’m not even using my barf bucket because I don’t want my barf bucket to smell like Axe. – I want it to smell like- (laughing) – How do you? – How do you spray Axe body spray? – How does one spray Axe body spray? – Axe body spray was a sponsor at one point, right, Stevie? – [Stevie] Axe haircare was a sponsor at one point, yeah. – One does not simply spray Axe body spray, it seems. There we go. You could cover the side of a barn with this stuff. – That is a second accepted use of Axe. What are you doing, George? I’m painting the barn with Axe! – Shellacking the barn! Long lasting fragrance. – Doesn’t it smell great? It works until it rains. – All right, so this one’s purple and it smells like- – Axe body spray. Actually, you know what? That smells like something ocean related. That’s what I’d go with on that one. – Okay. Are we working together? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Is there an ocean option? – It smells like cologne to me. – [Stevie] No, you’re not in the right world. – Really? – This is mountains. – Maybe because I’m over here carving my name. – [Stevie] This is not a location. – Well, you said world. – So it’s an idea? – Is it- – Ontology? – [Stevie] It evokes a feeling. – Is it sexy? – [Stevie] Maybe. – Or is it, so it’s like a massage? – Is it a sexy idea? – It could be sexy, but it also could just be professional. – Science. – It could be sporty. – [Stevie] It could be R-rated or it could be G-rated, this particular. – Okay, yeah. So it’s a massage. – [Stevie] You think the scent name is massage? – Yeah. – Stevie No. – Rhett’s getting tips on how to whittle. – No, I’m getting tips on how not to hurt myself. – That’s ironic. I’m gonna put this under your ring there. You know what? We kind of need one to go off of. I’m gonna guess massage. – [Stevie] I feel like. No, no, wait! – Well, we have so many. You think we’re close? It could be naughty or it could be nice. – [Stevie] I feel like if Borat were to name an Axe body spray, this would be. – Subsequent body spray. (Stevie laughing) – Musty smell for men. – [Stevie] It’s one word and it’s a verb, but it’s a feeling. – Love. Love is a verb. Did you know that, Stevie? – [Stevie] A feeling that Borat might want to evoke out of a woman, perhaps. – Pleasure. – Tingly. Tingle. – [Stevie] Axe Tingle. Okay, just, you can. (Link groaning) – [Stevie] Can you take it off? (Link groaning) – Fresh. – [Stevie] No. – Excite. I’m very much excite. – Hey, check that out. Look at that. – [Link] So that is excite. – That’s not bad for the first time whittling. – [Stevie] That’s good! Yeah, I’m into that. – By the way, the E and the T and the T are just one unit. – [Stevie] It’s like “Where the Wild Things Are” situation. – It’s almost like a rune. – Okay, I’m gonna spray this down into this hole over here. – Proud of that, so I’m gonna leave it on camera. – Oh, smell hat. – Hmm, that’s a rounder smell. – That’s fresher. – It’s rounder, almost like melon. – No, this is like laundry. – Do they have melon? – I wanna smell like a melon. – I think this is- – Laundry? – I think this is- – It’s sweeter than that. Sweet laundry. (laughing) Sugar wash. – My mom finally washed my clothes. – Sugar shirt. – I took my laundry home for my mom to help me wash. – Sugar shirt. – [Stevie] Okay, before your mom washes your clothes, you could say that everything is in a state of- – Disarray. – Bliss. Dirtiness. – [Stevie] Put a little bit more edge. – Cranky. – Chaos. – [Stevie] Okay, chaos. – Disruption. Eruption. – Chaos laundry. – Corruption. – Sweet chaos. – Massage. – Melon chaos. – Burning massage. – Chaotic melon. – [Stevie] This is if this were spray paint and you wanted to do graffiti, this is a symbol. – Oh, a symbol. – [Rhett] Peace. – Peace. – Peace and chaos. – [Stevie] No, the opposite of peace. – Anarchy. – War. – [Stevie] Yeah! – War and chaos. – [Stevie] No, anarchy. – Anarchy? – Oh. (Link grunting) – Anarchy. – It doesn’t smell like the lack of government. – [Stevie] A blend of pomegranate and sandalwood. Anarchy! – Oh, my gosh! I don’t know. Everyone’s running around doing their own thing. – I kind of feel like it’s almost like, anarchy is for the person who uses Axe, but thinks that that makes it okay. Like, what is that? Well, it’s Ax body spray, but it’s the anarchy one. You know? – Now this one is- – It makes it feel acceptable. – This one is, oh, look at what happens. When you turn this one- – This ultimate corporate body spray, but anarchy. That one’s got- – Smell that. – [Stevie] I did not know that this was a thing. – You didn’t spray it? – No, it’s subtle. Get it in your nose. – You didn’t spray it, man. – I didn’t spray it. – You got really intense. You’re like, I’m off this challenge. – Because I was like, this one is way more subtle than all the rest of them. That must be what the white label means. White label, like wearing nothing at all. (laughing) (both laughing) – Did you hear what I said? It was like nothing at all. (both laughing) – [Stevie] There is a reason that this is in a white can. – This paper stinks. – Snow. – [Stevie] And it’s kind of blowing my mind a little bit. – Whoa, well that’s. – Cocaine. (laughing in background) – Yeah, that’s it. It’s cocaine flavored. – Let’s just call it white powder. Let’s call it. Let’s call it. – [Stevie] Okay, your hint is you have already smelled this, but there is a twist. So it’s a name that’s already been revealed, but with a twist. – Don’t tell me something about anarchy. – Unexcite. – [Stevie] It’s something about anarchy. – Don’t tell me it’s white anarchy because that’s, I mean, I don’t think they would have done. – That’s not gonna work. Anarchy. So malarkey. – [Stevie] No, it’s anarchy blank. – Halfway anarchy. – Clean anarchy. It’s white. – Anarchy light. – What’s not quite anarchy? Like, what’s the form of government that precedes anarchy? Coup? (both laughing) – Coup. Coup scent. (laughing) Couchy, couchy, coup. Anarchy. Preschool anarchy. – Pre-anarchy. – [Stevie] Okay, who is this? This is for someone else. This product. – Give the gift of anarchy. – Women’s anarchy. – [Stevie] Yeah, so- – She-archy. (laughing in background) – Feminin-archy. – Feminin-archy! (Link laughing) That’s it, right? Femin-archy. (both laughing) – Feminine-archy. – Feminine-archy. – Feminin-archy. – Feminine-archy. – Feminin-archy sequence. You spray it on and then you get laid. – [Stevie] You can take off the label now. – Femini-archy. – What is it? – Femin-archy. – It blew Stevie’s mind. What’s it gonna blow on us? – Anarchy for her. (Rhett laughing) Seriously? Anarchy for her. – Because we can’t have all the anarchy. – Us boys can’t be hogging all the anarchy! Gotta save some men anarchy for girls. – (laughing) Wow. – [Both] Anarchy for her. – I see why it blew your mind. – Hey, we want some anarchy, too! – This is for people who don’t really understand the concept of anarchy. – Just because we can give birth doesn’t mean we can’t experience anarchy! – Wow. That was awesome. – All right, let’s go with this one. – Before you spray that, or while you’re spraying that, listen, do you know, we got all kinds of stuff over there at the Mythical Society? Join second or third degree to watch our new series, Mythical Crew React. This month, Stevie, speaking of anarchy for her, reacted to some favorite GMM moments. You can also join for free as an initiate. If you just wanna get a sneak peek and see what’s all the fuss about over Mythical Society. – How did that go? – Mythicalsociety.com. – You’re telling me you don’t have to pay to watch Stevie react to GMM moments by being an initiate? – I’m not sure if I said that. – [Stevie] The moment that I react to is maybe my favorite moment of all GMM because it makes me laugh and cringe so hard simultaneously. But there’s so many moments like that for you. – But are they ones all featuring you? – [Stevie] No, it’s one single episode. It’s a More and yes. – I know what it is. – [Stevie] Yeah? – Can I guess? – [Stevie] Yeah. It’s when we were kissing your hand to communicate with each other. – [Stevie] Yeah. – This smells like fresh crotch. (laughing in background) – My crotch has never smelled like that on its own. – Well, no, it shouldn’t. You have to- (mimicking spraying) Go all the way down. – So you’re saying that it smells like your crotch, if you were to spray it with that? That’s circular reasoning. You know what I’m saying? (both laughing) What does this smell like? It smells like my crotch, if I were to spray it with it. (both laughing) That’ll blow your mind, if you started thinking like that. – No, it’s just one of those things. It’s like, hey, if you really wanna experience this as a manufacturer intended, you’re gonna have to smell my crotch. – No, you should stick with the first idea because that’s how you should start communicating with people. – [Stevie] Hey, don’t peek! – What? – I see that it needs to be pulled and I just wanna yank it. – Think about what that does to somebody’s mind. It’s like, what is that smell? I don’t know. – [Stevie] Wait. – It smells like what your crotch would smell, if it was on your crutch. – [Stevie] I just realized that we didn’t Greek out. (laughing) There’s two parts. You can just straight up read the scent. – No, you can’t. – [Stevie] Yes. – At the top? – [Stevie] Yes. – No, you can’t. It just says long lasting fragrance. – No, this one says you. You. – Oh, it smells like you, if you were to spray it on your crotch. (both laughing) – Don’t quote me now with that. – See? See, is that right? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Man. smells like you. – Oh, look. You, you. – Oh. I think this is like a pick up line. – Is this on you, Mikayla? Own it. – I think this is a pickup line. – You didn’t Greek this stuff? Lucas did? Lucas. Mad dog was down here in the bottom zone and he forgot to look at the other you? – Are you saying that we don’t have you for her? – [Stevie] We don’t, but maybe they do. – You for her. (laughing) That’s pretty good. You feel her. – Stevie That’s pretty good. – But it’s for you, it’s not for her. Or is it for her? – It’s on me, but it’s for you, baby. – It’s unisex. – No, I’m spraying this on me for you. – That is what it’s all about. – Here’s a smaller one. This is travel size. – That’s for desperate church shots. – Does not give away the answer. – [Stevie] It appears only anarchy for her is available. – It’s the only thing they have for her? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Can I see where Axe body spray think the only thing women want is anarchy. – One of our first sponsors was a competitor to Axe body spray and it was called- – You’re right. – Like RBX or something. – It was Gillette’s spinoff brand. – No, Right Guard. – Right Guard. – RG. – RGX. Right Guard Xtreme. – Xtreme! – What to crack? All right, this one I liked the most, which means I hate it the least. – This one is for children. – [Stevie] This has the most Axe-like name to me. – This one does begin to smell almost like a cologne that I might consider. – Big nuts, because I mean, they’re all about machismo. – It’s got a lot of wood in it. Hardwood. Hardwood. – [Stevie] It does. It’s wood and fruit. – Yeah, fruity wood. Wooden berries. Twig and berries. Twig and berries! – No, I’m saying like, when you think of Axe, what is this, scents? Axe scents, then this- – Fragrances. – [Stevie] This word falls into the category of like, male scent names. – If it’s the most Axe, I think the name would be dude, we can tell that you still stink under that smell. – Yeah, right. – Right? – [Stevie] No. – But it smells like wood and fruit. – Dude, I can tell that you just worked out and all you do is spray this in your armpits and your crotch. I can tell. – Do you wear it as deodorant or is it like a cologne? – [Stevie] I think, at least when Axe first came out, they had those commercials where the guys would make an X across their body. – Yeah, on the chest. – 10 minutes on a Peloton. – Most Axe dude-ish. – Don’t put Peloton down like that. – Peloton? – Would you spray this on you? – [Stevie] No, I’m saying, you know what I’m saying. – Hairy. – [Stevie] Yeah, like in that world. – Stab. – [Stevie] Like an Old Spice type of like, you know? – Fester, pus. – Energy. – Sweet pus. – Sugar pus. – This is a, oh, God. – Sugar pus. (Link laughing) – Okay, it’s a mythical creature. – It is? – Oh, it’s Pegasus. – It’s centaur. Menotaur. Maxotaur. Unihorn. – [Stevie] It rises from the ashes. – [Both] Phoenix! – [Stevie] Phoenix, yeah. – Phoenix, Arizona. (Link grunting) – Phoenix. – [Rhett] It’s just Phoenix? – All right, let’s keep going. – Is there an Albuquerque? – We’ve got two more of these. Hang with us. I know you’re looking at other thumbnails. – Albuquerque Axe body spray. – I like the idea of body sprays that are scented for like, tier two city situations. – That’s not bad. Canton? Got a little Canton, Ohio going? Got a little. – That might be Gary, Indiana. – Got a little Rocky Mountain, North Carolina happening? – It might be Rock Hill. – You got a little Salinas, California? I like this one. – [Stevie] This is, you’re in Greek god. – Urine. – Stevie Territories. – Poseidon. – Greek urine. – [Stevie] No. – Greek god, huh? Icarus. – Zeus. Zeus juice. – [Stevie] No. (laughing in background) – Zeus juice. Persephone spray. – Now let’s name another Greek god. Let’s play that game. Poseidon, Zeus. – Stan? (Rhett laughing) – We’re a product of the Harnett County public school system. We did not learn this. – Aphrodite? – [Stevie] I like the idea of an Axe body spray that says Stan on it. Think spacecraft. – Thruster. – Apollo, yes. – [Stevie] Thruster is also very appropriate. – That’s a good Axe body spray name. – Actually, thruster should just be a brand that competes with Axe. Is that Axe? No, it’s Thruster for you. (laughing) For her. Thruster for her. – Apollo. And now it comes. We’ve saved the best for last, y’all. – Wow. – I like how when you turn it, the button comes up. – Yeah, that’s new. I haven’t noticed that in the 17 years since I saw one of these. – Oh, it smells like a locker room in here. – This one doesn’t have a strip of color around it. It’s straight up just black all the way around, except for this gold. – This smells like chocolate. – Oh, I like this. – Is this chocolate? Taste the chocolate. – I wanna eat that. (Link laughing) – I assumed you weren’t gonna taste it, but then when I shoved it in your mouth, you were very happy. – [Stevie] Does it smell like chocolate? – It smells good and tastes real good, too. – [Stevie] Because it says a smooth, dark chocolate, high definition scent. – Yeah. – Really? – It smells like chocolate. – I mean, yeah. – Dark soul. – [Stevie] Yeah, this is our only two word scent. – It is two words. – Easter crotch. – Easter crotch. What would that be? – I mean, you spray this on your armpits and your crotch, right? – You could hide an egg in your crotch on Easter. – Egg-cellent crotch. Chocolate. – You gotta be careful who you tell that, though. – Chocolate bunny. (Rhett laughing) – This is like, if you’re just doing an Easter egg hunt just for your significant other and they found all the eggs and you’re like, well, there’s one more. – Here’s a hint. The flavor is egg-cellent crotch. – (laughing) It smells like Easter crotch. Guess where it is. – This is the one, y’all. – This is the one you gotta put on your whole body and your crotch. – This is the one. I think it’s called the one. – [Stevie] The hint is the name of this scent describes both its flavor profile and what it to you. – Chocolate excite. – Hershey’s pisses. (laughing in background) – What it does to you? – Mocha mayhem. – Mocha loca. – Mocha joker. – Ka-kow. – [Stevie] Okay, what kind of chocolate is it? – Hershey’s. It’s a collab. – Cadbury crotch. – Hershey squirts. (both laughing) It’s a collab with Hershey. Hershey suirts. – Ghirardelli. – It’s not another brand. – Smelly Ghirardelli. – What kind of chocolate? Milk. Ghira-smell. – [Stevie] No. – What kind of chocolate? – [Stevie] You think the name of this is milk something? – Milk crotch. Crotch milk. – [Both] Hey! – You crossed the line, guys. – Hey, we’re done here. – [Stevie] Okay, if it’s not milk? – Dark. – [Stevie] Yeah. Dark what? – Dark journey. – And it’s what it does for you? – Dark thoughts. – Dark love. – Dark ambition. – Dark night. Dark. – Dark and start. Dark, not fart. Dark. Does it run with dark? – [Stevie] No. – What’s the second word start with? – [Stevie] T. – Dark time. (laughing) What time is it? – [Stevie] It’s dark time, baby. – That’s why I turned off the lights. – Dark. – Dark tassel. (laughing) – Oh, dark tassels. – Dark talon. – (laughing) Dark talon? – Dark tale. (both laughing) – Dark and tart. (laughing) Dark tart. – Dart talcum. That sounds like a superhero. Dark talcum here! What’s the problem? Is it with your crotch? – [Stevie] The scent just got back to me. All the scents smells like an Abercrombie in here. – Dark Todd. – [Stevie] T-E. – [Both] Dark test. – Dark team. – Dark teacher. No, dark tea. – [Stevie] T-E-M. – Dark Temecula. – Dark tempest. – Dark temptation. – [Stevie] Dark temptation. – Yes! – Yeah, we got it. – (grunting) Oh, yes, dark temptation! – Dark temptation, I’m taking this with me. I want to spray it right in my mouth. (group laughing) – There’s a slight delay. – One of my bosses is linking with my finger so that I can put my other finger in my other boss’s mouth.