(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (booming) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We’re here to determine the hottest dude in the Star Wars universe, tournament style. – But first we are donating $1,000 to the J-E-D Jed Foundation to aid in their mission to protect emotional health and prevent suicide for teens and young adults. The Jed Foundation partners with high schools and colleges to strengthen their mental health, substance abuse, and suicide prevention programs, and they work to equip young people with the skills and knowledge to help themselves and each other. Please join us in giving at jedfoundation.org. – Yeah, if you haven’t heard of ’em, check ’em out. Jedfoundation.org. Thank you for being your mythical best. We have a stack of Star Wars characters and they’re gonna, so in a single elimination head-to-head tournament. – Head-to-head and whoever stays. – Whoever stays keeps going. We’re, you know, we’re starting at the bottom of the barrel it seems, with. – I mean. – Jabba the Hutt and Supreme Leader Snoke. – I think Snoke is the ugliest person in the entire Star Wars universe. I actually think that Jabba is a little bit attractive. – [Link] You think he’s a little cute? – A little bit cute. I mean, there’s something about him that I’m like, everything about Snoke is something that I’m not into. – But he’s, he’s such a, he’s so controlling. But ironically he himself is controlled. – And that is ironic. But is he hot? – I think that, you know, this issue of tension and control is something that’s pretty hot. – But Jabba the Hutt is. – Jabba, I’ve never even seen the dude loco mote. He just sits there. – That’s hot, man. – It’s just like, dude. – And also he’s into a good time. He’s up for anything. – Like as long as it comes to him. – Well, yeah. – I mean it’s like, you know if you want to be. – But who’s hotter? – If you want to be my lover. – Just look at that face. – You gotta get off the couch. – Just look at that face and tell me who’s hotter. – I think if the lighting’s right. First of all, this is the most unflattering lighting for Supreme Leader Snoke. I’ve never seen him. This is like a freakin’. – It’s just because he does have his hood on right now. – This is like, this is a continuity photo they took in between scenes, you know, and it’s like, all right, we gotta make sure that three months from now you look the same. – And look at the Hutt, man. – This is like. – But look at him. He’s actually growing on me the more I look at him. – If you’ve, I can focus on his eye and find him attractive. If I just look at the eye. Just look in there. – Nope, still, still ugly. – See look, there’s humanity in there. But that is like a, it’s like a shell-less turtle. So right off the bat, we can’t agree. You want. – You’re trying to make. – You want to get intimate with Jabba the Hutt. – If I had to choose between the two of them, yeah. – I mean, at least this guy has, I know what to do with the parts. I don’t know how his parts work. – That’s what part of the adventure is, man. You pull back folds. – Oh, folds. You should have, you should have led with that. – All right. Who’s up against Jabba, man? – ‘Cause okay, here we go. – Okay, Hamill himself. – Young Luke, pre-motorcycle accident or whatever happened to, are we going there? – I didn’t know we were. I didn’t know that that was a thing. – [Man] Car accident. – Car accident. Yeah, his look changed in between films. – He also got older. – And he got older. – I mean, he’s a good looking guy. I mean there’s no two ways about that. – Young Luke Skywalker. Great, great acting inflection. That’s hot. – Yeah, I mean. – You know, it’s not just about the physicality. – I’m kind of losing interest in Jabba, honestly. – I am. – I didn’t think I would. – No folds, though. – I didn’t think I could. – No folds. – Sometimes, hold on. Come on, man. – Yeah, you’re Mr. Folds. – Yeah, but folds get old. – Hey, I gave in to Jabba. – Folds get old. Folds get old, man. – Yeah, let’s get rid of Jabba. Finn. – Finn, okay. All right, okay, so okay. New school, I get it. – He’s been, he’s been a Stormtrooper. He’s done his thing. He’s discovered his conscience. That’s hot. = Yeah. – And he’ll and he, you know. he will let you have it on Twitter. He will not hold back on Twitter. – Oh, so now you’re talking about their social media presence, ’cause I mean, Hamill is very active. – Yeah, he is. – I didn’t know that’s what we were, I didn’t know that’s what we were judging here. I just thought it was physical. I thought it was pure physical. – I mean, it’s just, it’s just whatever floats our boats. For you it’s folds, for me it’s Twitter presence. – Neither one of the, well, Hamill’s probably got folds now. Finn has no folds. He’s got no folds. – Oh, and you know what? He can do multiple accents. He’s British. – There’s something. – He can turn it on and off. – There’s something new and intriguing about him, you know? And you kept thinking that something was gonna happen between him and Daisy, and then it was like, well, is something going to happen and should something happen? I think there’s more intrigue. There might be some folds here. I think he wins. – I agree with that. – Sorry, young Luke. – I was just waiting for you to come around. Who do I have? Young Obi-Wan with the little, the little. – Little what? – Pull cord. He’s got a, he’s got a pull cord. His shades come down if you yank on that thing. You know what I mean by that, don’t you? His britches. You pull on that and his britches fall down. It’s easy. It’s just, it’s over before you know it, though. – And he got a whole series. He’s got a whole series that’s gonna around him that’s coming out. That’s exciting. – And he can, he’s really good on a motorbike. – Yeah. – He can go clear around the world. – He traveled up. He traveled around. – He traveled down. – Traveled down. – He went the long way. – Yeah. I kind of, I’m sort of into him. He’s a Scot, I used to think I was one. – I think that’s the only accent he’s got, though. This guy has got at least two. – You think accents are sexy? – Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. The roles you can play. – I don’t know, man. – There’s a whole universe beyond Star Wars that you can experience. – I don’t know. Ewan has, he’s got a lot of staying power. – He’s very. – We don’t know. We don’t know about him. – He’s very congenial. He’s very approachable. – I think that, I think that McGregor takes this one. – Yeah, yeah. – Okay. – Got that pull cord. – Oh my. – Han Solo. Sad, old solo. – So we’re talking about this version of Harrison Ford. The one that. – He’s got swagger, man. – Plane accidents on a regular basis. He’s like, can’t figure out where, he can’t figure out where to land. He’s like should I? Should I? Is this my runway? – Going for it. – I don’t know. I mean, I’m Harrison Ford, who cares? You know. – You gotta be stealing about it. – Is anybody gonna be mad at me when I land? – And they’re they’re pumping out another Indiana Jones somehow. – They are? – Yeah, and they’re bringing in the girl from “Fleabag.” – Yeah. – How is that going to happen? – Phoebe. – The two of them are going to hook up. – I don’t think that’s how it works. – The dude is just a sex symbol. Always has been, always will be. I’m saying that. – Well, okay. – Oowan has got to. – And you knew like. – Get outta here. – You like small planes. You’d like to go on a ride with him. – Like a Cessna? – Yeah, you’d like to go on a Cessna with Han. – He shake you up all over the place. – It’s not a solo flight if you go with Han. – My stomach is kinda cooking. – Really? – I like that hat. All of a sudden Rhett put on the. – Why don’t you put on the hat too? – We got the Mythical Trucker Hat. We had these made just for us and then I was the only one that wore one for a year. I bet this is my go-to hat and then after. – It’s just a trucker hat, that’s all it is. – Yeah, it’s got the mesh back. It’s nice, it’s simple. It’s good for the heat. – If Harrison says, “Hey, I’m going to take you on a little ride around Santa Monica. I don’t know if we’ll land in Santa Monica. We may land at another airport. We might land in Ontario, which is interestingly around LA.” – I’ve had this for two years. – You show up with this. – You can get it now. – He’ll be like, “I don’t know if you’re going to be able to get the headset over that.” – Mythical.com. These are available while supplies last. – And you’re like, you’re Harrison Ford. You don’t use the headset, remember? And then you’ll be like, you’re right. – Who is, who is Han going to give the solo to? – Oh my goodness! – Ooh, man. – Oh, Billy D. Okay, Billy. No one will dethrone Billy D. We don’t even need have a conversation about that. Billy Dee Williams is the sexiest man to ever be born. – He is so smooth. He is so smooth. – I mean, it doesn’t get better than this guy. Who’s he up against? – Isn’t that great? Isn’t that just great? Isn’t that just a total package? – I mean, Adam Driver is a lot of things but sexier than Billy Dee Williams is not one of them. You know what I’m saying? – Yeah. I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I the strength to do it. – Oh, what are you doing? – I know, that was my joke. I don’t have, I don’t have the strength to do it. – But boy. – I don’t have the strength to really do an impersonation of Adam Driver. – Those performances, those long takes in the “Marriage Story,” I mean, wow. It’s captivating. I mean, really he’s got a lot of talent. He never watches himself back. He never watches this takes. He never watches himself in movies. – Hm. – I bet you. – As opposed to us which constantly watch ourselves. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – On that monitor the entire time. – Well you know Billy D sits back and watches his performances. – Show that to me again. (laughing) – I mean, no way he’s not watching himself back. Sorry, Adam. – I mean hold on, hold on. Let me just take this up here for a second. – Take him in for a little bit. – You know they had to talk him into being in Star Wars. You know they had to talk him in to it. – It might ruin my reputation. – I don’t know anything about it. – I won’t be taken seriously forever. – But I have to assume that there were certain people who were like, you have to do it. – As long as I can do a weird movie right after it. – Right. – I’ll do it. – I liked him in it. I liked it him in it, but he’s very polarizing, and I’m talking about his looks. Some people are attracted to that. Don’t get it. – Oh wow, you didn’t have to go there. I mean. Oh, mm hm. – The mystery mando. – Are we going with the Mandalorian himself? Are we going with the guy who plays the Mandalorian? Is that a spoiler to say who that is? – At this point, no. But no, let’s go with the, let’s go with the early refuses to take off his helmet. – So the man with a mask at all times during everything, and I’m talking about everything. – That’s pretty intriguing. – Flying, yeah. – It’s pretty interesting. He’s got a jet pack. Hold on for dear life. You know what I’m saying? Dude got a freaking jet pack and a helmet. – This isn’t as easy as I thought it would be. – And I think that he can do, uh. – Flips? – Multiple accents probably. – Yeah, yeah, he probably can. – This is tough, y’all. But you’re right, there’s just no freaking. – I mean, but just look at him. Just look at him. Just look at him. And he knows it. The thing is he knows it. – There’s a reason why I named my son after this character. – Right. – Sexual prowess. That’s what I tell him. – Well son, you’ve got quite a reputation to live up in Cloud City. – You want a, you want a tour of Cloud City? I’ll take you to new heights. You know, it just, it writes itself. – Harrison Ford, that’s what, he’s trying to land in Cloud City. He’s like where is it? – We’ve been really mean. (laughing) We’ve been really mean. We’ve been, we’ve removed the filter today. – You think it’s mean? I don’t think it’s mean. – If you want more of that, go listen to our podcast. – He’s had a lot of accidents. – Ear Biscuits. If you want the filters to be dropped like Ewan McGregor’s britches. – Oh yeah, with the pull cord. – Go over there. Boop, boop, boop, to our podcast and listen to it. Keep a cool head with the Mythical Logo Trucker Hat, the perfect headwear for the summer. Get yours at mythical.com.