(rooster crows) (tiger roars) (wheel clicking) – Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” You’re here because you like to see- – Us suffer. – Celebrities’ faces on meat. Apparently. – Of course. – But maybe the suffering will decrease because of this stuff we’re gonna try here. – Let’s name that squad. What do you call a group of owls? Owls? You know what? – A packdaddy. – It’s funny, because I told you this, I’ve gone all my life without seeing an owl in the wild- – Yeah. – It’s always like a zoo or whatever. – Yeah, I’ve seen them in movies. – And I’ve heard owls. – I’ve heard a bunch of owls. – So I started hearing owls when we had the, I mean, there’s fires all the time in California, but when they were getting pretty close to us like two years ago, and the theory is a bunch of the owls’ habitat was kinda messed up, so they moved into the neighborhood. – Oh. – And so I started hearing them, and you can hear them calling to each other. And then like, two times in the past- – Something like this. (Link hooting) Like that? No. – it sounds just like that. (Link hooting) It kinda sounds like a dove. (Link hooting) They’re calling to each other- – A dove is just a baby owl. – That’s right, I’ve seen two of them on top of a telephone poles, in person, like, at night. But I’ve never seen them together, so I don’t even, you know what? I call BS on this, there are no packs of owls. They do not, they’re only solitary, and so, there is not a word for it. – Well, I’m saying packdaddies. A parliament. – A parliament, yeah, ’cause it never happens. Never happens. – Okay. I am drinking a meat detox of warm water with slices of fresh ginger, lemon zest, and a splash of raw apple cider vinegar. Is that right? It’s pretty good. – The apple cider vinegar, drinking anything with vinegar in it straight just gives me flashbacks to that time we drank too much vinegar at once. – Yeah, you can try some aloe vera juice. – Now, this makes sense because of the whole idea that sugar- – It makes you slick. – It makes you slick, and also expands your stomach. – 15% juice, I think there’s- – What else is there in there? – A lot of sugar, I believe. – 20, 45 grams of added sugar. – Yeah, you gotta watch out for these aloe drinks. – Just a teeny bit. – But some of these aloe drinks, they have like, little like pustules of aloe that you can like pop. – Oh yeah, oh, I got one. There’s pieces of it, yeah. Hmm. – It tastes good because it has. – That really works. – 45 grams of sugar. – Yeah, he wasn’t listening, he doesn’t listen to me. The- – 45 grams, I say. And only I. – One of the things that Chase pointed out, which I think this is a good observation. When we tested our temperature, it went down initially. Well, the whole purpose of sweat, and perspiration is to cool your body. Cool your skin, and so, it makes sense that the temperature would have gone down on the outside. – Yeah, but not before you’re sweating. – [Stevie] Yeah. – You know, I think we were, I was getting super greasy. It was like beginning to happen. I think that’s what was happening. But in the end, we went up, definitively, and we sweat, definitively, or is it sweated? – Or swat. – Well, here’s another thing. – We totally swat. – [Stevie] Do you ever get cold after you eat a meal? Like, do you ever feel, have you ever noticed like, feeling chilly, like, see, I do all the time, and it’s because during digestion, the blood is directed away from your muscles, and tissues, and towards the digestive system. – Yeah. – Oh. – [Stevie] So we were like- – So a meat unsweat. – [Stevie] You have to like overcome that in order to, so I think that’s probably what was happening. – I don’t feel great. – No, I don’t. Tummy drops here. We keep these in the, in the car for all the kids to eat in the back seat, so they don’t vomit all over us. – [Stevie] What is it, ginger chews? – It’s like a ginger chew. It’s not a, this is a hard candy version. Natural ginger. Motion sickness, stomach upset, nausea, meat sweats, says it right here on it. It doesn’t. All right, let’s play this game. – Yeah, what are we doing here? – [Stevie] Oh, well, you’re going to see a photoshopped image of a meat product with facial features from a celebrity couple, and then you’re gonna have to guess who that celebrity couple is. – Okay. – That sounds cool. – Ooh, there’s one. So, a steak couple. Twinkie Fingers, is this your doing? – [Twinkie Fingers] Yeah, do you like it? – I love it. – [Rhett] Who is that? – [Link] I think I’m a vegetarian now, but I love it. – I think this is, do they have to be together now? Or were they were together? – [Stevie] There is a gray area. – Were they were together. – [Rhett] I think this is Hemsworth in Miley Cyrus. – [Link] Look at how the beard, like- – [Stevie] Incorrect. – Inside of the soul patch, that looks like some sort of like, I mean, it looks like part of his face, not part of the steak, but it’s part of the steak. – It feels like the woman would be, I mean, I know the beard should be like a recognizable thing, but. – That’s Kanye and Kim. – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Stevie] This is a very timely couple. So timely that when this episode comes out, who knows? – You remember when Kanye had a blond beard? – [Stevie] What the official confirmation status is gonna be. – Oh, this is Affleck and J-Lo? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh, with that beard. – Wow. You know, I wish them well. – [Stevie] What does it say about me that I immediately, immediately knew who it was, before seeing any of the answers? – That’s, I don’t know. It just means you- – Do you know what it says? – [Stevie] No, I feel sadness. – You feel sadness about them? – [Stevie] No, no, no, no, I feel happiness about them. I feel sadness about myself. – I’d love for Ben Affleck to exhibit some happiness at some point. That’s the only thing I’m after. I just want him to be happy for once. – I think he’s secretly very happy. – Maybe he is. (crew laugh) – I think he just doesn’t, he doesn’t wanna show it. – That’s not what he said when he was really sad. What if you met J, if you saw J-Lo in person, I just think it’s, I think it would be like an otherworldly experience. – It’s like staring into the sun, you can only do it for like a second or two- – But you would stare. – Before it does damage to your retinas. – Let’s see another one, Twinkie. Ooh! (crew laughing) Poultry face is worse than steak face by far! – [Rhett] Now, these folks look the same. They, you know what I’m saying? Like- – [Link] This is Tilda Swinton and Anthony Hopkins. – Lips are very similar. Eye color is almost identical. – [Link] Oh, gross. – [Rhett] The left eye of the one on the right. I can’t, I don’t even know who’s who in this one. – [Link] Is that a chicken skin flap or is that an eyelid? – I think it’s an eyelid. Oh, something’s starting to come to me on the person on the left. – [Stevie] You will only probably know one of these. Like, one person in this couple is, you know, the famous one. – The popular one. – If you really focus on the one on the left, and you used like the side of the drumstick, the face proportions are like, oh, this is so disturbing. – First of all, this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. I could just stare at meet celebrities all day. – Green eyes, blue eyes. – We should work with that. What’s that company that does the big things you slap on the wall? Big Head or something like that? I’d buy a piece of chicken with this person’s face on it, put it in my garage. – I need some sort of a hint. – [Stevie] Paisley got a suit from this man- – Oh, who was that? – [Stevie] But there’s no way in heck that it would have fit him, given the proportions of his body. – What? – Peter Dinklage. (crew laugh) I can’t remember. – Yeah, who was it? It was like, oh, this guy- – This. – He told the story. – Had a suit. – [Stevie] This is a man who’s worked with Marco Hallick. – I can’t remember. – [Stevie] I’m sorry, Paisley. – Man, this is a good story, too, And I was like, man, he. – I can’t remember the story, I can’t. – [Twinkie Fingers] There was a subway card in the suit jacket. – Oh, Neil Patrick Harris. – [Link] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] The subway card did it for you? (crew laughing) – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, you just said that his husband, who, I don’t remember his name, is not famous. Well, you’re right. – [Stevie] You see? – I think it’s Neil Patrick’s husband. – [Stevie] It’s David Burtka is his husband’s name. – Neil, Patrick Harris has been out of the limelight for a while, has he not? – No, I mean, he’s busy, he’s a busy man. – Is he still busy? Is he taking a break? – I mean, he’s a father now. – [Link] Oh gosh, we’re on to ground meat here. So this is. – [Rhett] The way the lips come out of this. – [Link] Demi Lovato. – You did such a good job with this. Oh, almost called you Stinky Fingers. (crew laughing) – Call him Stinky Fingers. – Sticky Fingers, you did a good job, boy. – Who is that on the right? Oh, John legend and Carrie Fisher, what’s her name? – [Rhett] Oh yeah, Chrissy Teigen. (crew laughing) – Chrissy Teigen. – [Rhett] And Carrie Fisher, you know his short-lived romance with Carrie Fisher. (crew laugh) – [Link] That’s it. – Wow. – Turned them into ground beef. – I saw, you know what? I saw them at a restaurant one time. It’s one of my, that might be the most famous people I’ve ever seen at a restaurant in Los Angeles. – What about William Shatner? – I think, at this point. – All-time though, William Shatner. – Well, all-time, yeah, but they’re more famous right now- – William Shatner’s been seen by more people. – Than William Shatner. – [Stevie] Mine was seeing Clint Eastwood and Betty White at the same time. – Okay, this is- – [Rhett] Oh, no, together? – [Stevie] They weren’t together. – Betty White and who? – [Stevie] Clint Eastwood. – [Link] Huh. – [Rhett] Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. – [Link] No, this is Kimye. – [Rhett] Oh, that one was easy. – Oh, easy for you to say. I got this chicken leg here. You know what? We’re gonna sign these and we’re gonna give them away to each, we’re gonna give them to two different people. Second or third degree members of the Mythical Society, picked at random. We’re gonna sign these while we- – How big are you going here, because- – I’m just gonna sign a place, and then you can find a spot. – [Rhett] Sausages. – [Link] Who is this? This is Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. (crew laughing) – [Rhett] There are some serious teeth on the bottom sausage. – [Link] Maybe if I squint. – [Rhett] Who’s got teeth like that? – Right, I just signed that, can you find it? It’s kinda like a Waldo. Yep, there it is. – I went like this. There. – All right, now, I’m not even gonna look where yours is, and we’re gonna switch. All right, give us a hint. – [Stevie] Football. – [Rhett] Tom Brady and Giselle. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Tom Brady’s got teeth like that. I just, I guess I didn’t know that. Tom Brady kisses his son on the mouth. – [Stevie] Yeah, yes. – Where did you? – How old is the son? – [Stevie] Too, way too old. – Way too old for that. – Again, there were, I’ve told you this before, and I’ll tell you this again, there was a. I’m gonna put an ampersand right here in the middle too. – Oh yeah, I’ll find a place for one of those. – Okay, you got your Rhett and Link, can you see it? My nana would kiss me on the lips. – Are you still a Patriots fan? Or did your allegiance go with Brady? – [Twinkie Fingers] No, my allegiance didn’t go, I was happy to see him go do that thing, that was pretty cool. – Okay. – Yeah, that was cool. All right, let’s see another. Ooh, we got a sliced salami here. This one got, you get, you got a little blurry, Twinkle Fingers. You got a little blur action on there. – There’s a blur mouth. – On the lips. You got a blur mouth. Which just doesn’t cut the mustard. – [Rhett] Boy, I mean, that woman has, she’s got a set of lips, man. I mean, that’s- – Reese Witherspoon and Reese Witherspoon, isn’t she in love with herself? – Reese Witherspoon’s eyes are not that big, and she does not have lip injections, at least not that I know of. That’s a lip injection situation. – [Stevie] You will be, once you realize who this is, you’ll be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That looks like her. That piece of salami really looks like her. (crew laugh) – Does have a meat- – [Stevie] You’re in the right show, when you say Reese Witherspoon. – Oh, this is Nicole Kidman? – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Link] Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. – [Stevie] No. (laughs) – [Link] Oh yeah, she’s with him now. It’s Farben! – It’s really funny how- – Karl Urban. – Their proportions, like, if you were to draw, I mean, obviously, she’s a beautiful woman, but if you were to be like a Mad Magazine caricature drawing, you would draw her eyes close together, and small, right? – And her forehead? – And the forehead would be giant. Now, again, she’s a beautiful woman, but that’s how you would, you find the little things that seem a little bit exaggerated, and you take it and make it further, right? For, but when she’s a sausage, when Nicole Kidman is a sausage- – [Link] It’s all concentrated in the sausagifier. – That’s not Nicole Kidman, that’s just not her. That’s not who she is as a sausage. (crew laughing) – That’s not a sausage, that’s a salami. – Learn something new every day, but you know? If you’re like me, you probably have to duck when you enter most rooms, but also, you need something to keep your hair out of your face. We sell- – So you don’t have to what, do this all the time? – I don’t think we have any right here, but we do have them at Mythical.com. Hey, we can get a three-pack of fun neon hair ties. You should do that. You got long hair? Get it out of your face, it might get caught in the machinery that you work with. Just think about that. – You can get a bad hair tie, right? – That would be a heck of a way to go. – No, that’s a bad way to go. But these are good hair ties. – These are good hair ties. – They’re good for your hair, not bad for your hair. – They’re not gonna rip your hair out. I’m very tender headed. – All right, who is this? This is- – Tom Selleck and Mrs. Selleck. – Dave Grohl and Snooki. – Somebody is, I mean, that man with a mustache is smiling. – Lin-Manuel Marianda. – He’s so happy. – [Rhett] I’d be happy if I was a raw chicken leg too. – Who has a goatee? – Is that Billy Ray Cyrus? – And thinks they’re pulling it off? Besides Lin-Manuel Noriega. (crew laugh) Miranda. – [Rhett] Does he always have his eyes almost closed? Kinda? – [Stevie] I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a photo of him smiling. – But is it a beard, or is it just to goatee? – [Twinkie Fingers] It’s a beard. – It’s a beard, okay. I’m stuck, you know what? If you squint, you can start to think his eyes are just his hairy nostrils. – [Rhett] I think we’ve gotta focus on her, because she’s got like glitter makeup on. – Guh-litter. – All right, who wears glitter makeup, right, Stevie? – Look at those eyes. – What? – Is it somebody, is this woman, she would wear glitter makeup, and you’d be like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] Mm, I mean, I don’t know her for her glitter makeup. I know her for being a very, very beautiful woman. Who many would argue- – Well, that’s ruined now. – She has a very beautiful daughter, who I have a major crush on, but many would argue her mom is even prettier. – Zoe. – Yeah. – [Rhett] It’s Zoe and Jason Momoa. – [Stevie] Well, it’s Lisa Bonet, but. – [Rhett] Oh, it’s Lisa Bonet. – [Link] Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa, are they still together? – Yes. – Yeah. – Still married. – Good for them. – So, who’s hotter, Stevie, mom or daughter? – [Stevie] I think Zoe Kravitz- – I’m sweating, man. – [Stevie] Is really freaking cool beautiful. – [Stevie] And I also think her mom’s very beautiful. – Me too, but I’ll always be loyal to Denise. – [Link] Oh, ground beef, oh. (crew laugh) – Oh, ground beef, oh, me. – [Link] All right, this is Tim and Eric. (crew laugh) – That was interesting. – [Link] Gus Johnson and that- – [Rhett] We’re going with the internet people now. Who’s got them, is this a mustache or a beard? – [Stevie] This is a mustache. – First of all, their eye colors are exactly the same. – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Link] Are these siblings? Relationships between lovers? – No. – When you’re with someone with the eyes are the exact same color as you, it always ends in divorce. (crew laughing) – I don’t know why you would say that. – I don’t know, it’s like looking in the mirror. – I mean, their eyes are the same, they have the same type of eyes. – [Rhett] Who’s got just a mustache? – [Link] Justin Blieber. – [Stevie] Mm? – Oh, yes, it’s Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin. (Stevie mmhmms) – [Link] Yeah. – Wow, that was a good one, Link. She always looks like, she’s always got model face. Like, I’m not too happy, I’m not too sad. I’m judging you. (crew laugh) – I get my peaches out in nya’leans. – Hey, you wanna go on a double date with him? What do you think, what would the conversation be? – You know me, I’ll go out on a double date with anybody. – Well, yeah. (crew laughing) Yeah, you went on a double date with your neighbors. – Yeah, and they didn’t even pay. Well, they did pay for their half. – They didn’t even pay. – We had to, you know, we stayed there so long that the owner came up to us to tell us that we need to, you know, you gotta leave. So someone else can come in. ‘Cause there’s still limited outdoor seating at this place. And when the guy came up, we were starting to feel that like we needed to leave. – Yeah, you gotta- – I didn’t think I got my card back. So, I, that’s why I was lingering, but I had gotten my card back, I had forgotten. – Ah. – And the owner comes up, and immediately, Christy’s like, oh, are you the owner? Yes, I was just wondering what was the paint color inside, and that’s why I asked. And like, so she goes into this whole conversation about like, what’s the paint color inside of the restaurant. – And he goes like, can you please leave? – Yeah, and he just waited for her to shut up, and just said, I actually just want you to leave. (crew laugh) He was awkward. Justin Bieber was there. – Of these couples, who are we gonna go on a double date with, or a triple date? It’s not me and you, it’s us and our wives. – Ugh, oh, oh. – I think it should be Urban and Nicole Kidman, just ’cause I wanna see Christy around Urban. – Yeah, but Nicole Kidman, she kinda creeps me out. – Really? (crew laughing) But it’s kind of a good creepy, isn’t it? – No. – It’s like a cold mouth- – It’s like a porcelain doll with like, ahh! (crew laughing) – Yeah. – I never said she was beautiful. – But that’s kinda what I like about it. I feel like she could kill me at any moment. – [Stevie] What? She is really beautiful. This is also a batch photo of her, I think. – Yeah, yeah. – Well, listen- – She looked especially deadly in this one. – We’re not ones to judge beauty. – I determine beauty by how likely it looks that someone will kill me like a black widow. – Now, if you wanna know if you think- – Like a preying mantis. – Someone’s got a nice wiener, then we’ll weigh in. – Right, yeah, we can just wiz, I was gonna say- – Wiz Khalifa? – I was gonna say Disney wieners, but I almost went straight to wizney peeners, or wisney deeners. – [Link] If your hair is growing in size, get yourself some Mythical neon hair ties. Available now at Mythical.com.