(rooster crows) (dramatic music) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re going to smell identify some chips because that’s the skill we need to hone. – But first. starting the summer off right, with Gifticality donating $1,000 to the Human Rights Initiative of North Texas. Human Rights Initiative provides legal and support services to refugees and immigrants who have suffered human rights abuses and promotes international human rights. HRI represents immigrant families, victims of violence and provides them with social services, including job search assistance, direct advocacy, and more. Please join us in giving an HRIonline.org. – Hmm, good job. – To them, no I just read it. All I did was read it. – Good job on reading it. – Okay. – That was a lot. Thank you for being your Mythical best and joining us in donating. Speaking of which, let’s be real for a second. – Oh, okay. – This shirt is crazy. – Oh, it’s so bright. – It’s so awesome. – I can’t look directly at it. – It’s got Barbara and Jade on it. Transformed into punk rock party animals, party animals. Jasper is not on here because he hasn’t been around long enough. – Right. – He’s got, if we sell enough of these shirts, a portion will go to Jasper so that he doesn’t feel so bad about not being on the shirt. – Right. – Actually, if you buy the shirt, you’ll get a QR code, which if you click on it- – Gives you a picture of Jasper. – No, no, even better. If you’re not a member of the Mythical Society, you’ll be into this. You can redeem a free month of first degree, Mythical Society. If you are a member, you can gift it to somebody. So they can experience a free month of first degree Mythical Society-ness. Quantities are limited and they’re tied to the shirts. And when you sell the when the shirt runs out, the QR code runs out and the free first degree promotion ends. So go to mythical.com and get that. – [Stevie] You guys like to smell chips? – Yeah, and I believe that smelling chips is 80% of the battle for identifying chips. – You, you were, you know, I was definitely riding your coattails because my taster was off and my smeller was off. But I mean, I could’ve, if I had the advantage, I would have won, you know? I can’t believe that we’ve been going, oh, where is it? I wanna smell them. – [Stevie] You wanna smell some chips? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] Smell the first round of chips. – Where- – [Stevie] Did you mouthwash your nose? Or is your nose going to be okay? – I trimmed my nose hairs. – [Stevie] Oh, so that’s an advantage. – I didn’t realize that it was going to be given to my smeller. – [Stevie] Wait, what, what did you… – Is it still there? – [Stevie] What were you envisioning? – Are these just regular chips? – I’m not going to move my head. – Are these exotic? Are they like flavors I would be familiar with? – [Stevie] These are flavors you would be familiar with. And I do have to, I’ve been informed. I do need to give you a 3, 2, 1 for, you know, fairness. So please keep your thoughts to yourself until that. – There’s not a lot going on here. – Yeah, I’m not thinking about anything either. – Okay. – [Stevie] 3, 2, 1. – Regular Lays. – Barbecue. – [Stevie] They’re classic. Yeah, they’re regular. – They’re regular. – [Stevie] Little tricky pie. – You thought they were barbecue? – [Stevie] You want to see them? – Yeah. Yeah, I want to see him. – Oh, look, it’s regular Lays. Oh, I got some too. They smell just like they smell. – Should have gotten that one. Okay, let’s go with another one. – That’s a good chip, man. – When you say- – There’s so many foldies. – When you say good chip, it sounds like you’re about to say something else. – Every single one of these is almost a foldie. That is just, that is just a good omen for the summer. – You know what, I heard that they tweaked the machines to make more foldies. – All right, bring it in. Did you? Seriously did you? – Seriously. – [Stevie] Smell those chips. – Put it right under there. Yeah. I want to touch it. – [Stevie] The presentation of Links chips. – All right, I got it I think. – I know this. – [Stevie] Okay. 3, 2, 1. – Sour cream and onion. – Cheddar and sour cream. – [Stevie] Cheddar and sour cream. – Dang it! – You missed the cheddar bro! – Ah… – [Stevie] Lucas, was that your presentation? – [Lucas] Yeah. – This is your favorite chip. – These are not. – It’s the Ruffles. – Cause they were the originator as far as I know. – [Stevie] Mikayla, I’m looking at your hands this next round. – These are pretty good though. We determined these weren’t as good as the Ruffles. – It tastes really good just by themselves. – Or maybe it was Christy and I, when we went on vacation and we got every type of- – Was that an episode of GMM or a moment in my marriage? Hmm. That’s a question that we ask ourselves all the time. – Don’t you remember, Christy and I went on vacation and we like bought every, every flavor of sour cream and cheddar chip and tried all of them. – I heard about it, yeah. – [Stevie] When? – Uh… – [Stevie] Like recently? – No, a year and a half ago. – [Stevie] Okay but like, while we were doing that on the show. – Yeah. – [Stevie] But you decided it wasn’t enough for you. You needed to go into your personal life also. – He like to live it, you know? – [Stevie] Okay. – I love, I love my- – [Stevie] It’s on brand. – I love my life. This is not an act. – [Stevie] Let’s have you smell the next chips just so I can see Mikayla’s hand presentation. Wow. That is awesome. – [Link] Hmm, this stinks. – Oh, this is a nasty one. – [Link] Why does it freaking stink? It smells like a sweaty hand. – Hmm. – [Link] Is that your hand, Lucas? – [Lucas] It’s not sweaty. – Are you nervous? – [Lucas] Little bit. – Hmm. – Ew, that is- – It smells exactly like the Marmite chip. – What is that? – [Stevie] I don’t know if you have had this flavor. I don’t know if I’ve had this flavor before. I mean, it’s definitely like available at Ralph’s, but- – Really? – [Stevie] Yeah. – It’s definitely available at Ralph’s. – It’s available at Ralph’s? – [Stevie] Well, I mean, I don’t know where we purchased these specifically, but my guess is that it was probably at Ralph’s or Vons, you know? – Where is it? – Ralph’s has good fried chicken. I had Ralph’s fried chicken last night. – [Link] So good. – [Stevie] I smoked ribs last night. – Have you had Ralph’s fried chicken? – [Stevie] I do, I think we also had it on the show and determined, ’cause remember when we used to do the blind, we did a blind fried chicken taste test and we slipped Ralph’s in there. – It was good, ’cause it’s great. – [Stevie] Yeah. I could have just made all that up, but it sounded real, right? – It sounded real. – [Stevie] 3, 2, 1. – I don’t even have a guess. – Ketchup? – Hot… – [Stevie] Hot? – Hot cream. – Hot, hot… – Hot crust. – Hot crotch. – [Stevie] It’s Chile limon. – Chile lemon? – What? – [Stevie] Yeah, taste. Let me taste it through you. – Oh, it almost has… It really does have kind of a, like a BO thing when you just smell it. – But not when you taste, it tastes good. It smells like a sweaty palm. – The same is true of BO sometimes, sometimes it smells bad, but it tastes good. – BO tastes good. I don’t like this. – Look at that, look at the foldie. I’m telling you, I read an article about the, how everyone talks about how the foldie are so good and they just tweak the, they have a fold dial. – Why didn’t you tweet it to me? – Because I’m making it up. You got me. – Don’t make me feel like your children. – You got me. – Don’t lie to me like I’m your child. Why am I putting these back on? – Why didn’t you tweet it to me. Not why didn’t you tell me about it? – Because it’s an article. Text it, tweet it. – You know, I always email you my articles. – Hey Link, I think it might be into this one. You know that type of tweet. – [Stevie] Let’s switch it up with the hands this time, you know? Surprise me. – Oh, do I get a Mikayla hand? – [Stevie] No. – What’s so special about Mikayla’s hand? Is she wearing like a glove? – [Stevie] No. – It’s not that I want Mikayla’s hand, it’s just that I don’t want Lucas’s hand. – Is she doing it different signal every time? – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m asking for some different hand presentations from both of our handlers. – I’m getting fancy hands over here. What are you getting? You’re just getting articles emailed to you about things that aren’t even true. – Okay. Is it there? – [Stevie] Let’s bring it in. – I know. – [Stevie] Okay. I see you, I see you. – Oh, I got this one. That was ooh, it just hit me. Oh yeah, just immediately. – The thing that I’m noticing is I need to breathe in through my nose and then breathe out through my mouth. Have you been doing that? – Yeah, it’s like meditation. – Because you don’t want to breathe your stuff back onto the chip ’cause in your smelling your breath on the chip. – Yeah. – [Stevie] You ready to guess? – Uh-huh. – [Stevie] 3, 2, 1. – [Both] Salt and vinegar. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Yeah. – That’s a good ship. Look, foldie, I’m telling you, man. I want to tweet about this. – You think they’ve increased the folds? – I could just tweet, “Theory:” A lot of times when I start to tweet the main thing I’m thinking when I’m tweeting is how do I not seem old? – [Stevie] How do I not seem what? – Old. – [Stevie] Old, I thought you said bold. – No, like how do I phrase this in a way that doesn’t make it obvious that I’m a 43 year old man. And a lot of times I just, I give up during that process and I’m like, you know what? I’m a 43 year old man. – [Stevie] You shouldn’t start your tweets with, “Dear Twitter followers.” (all laughing) – No, that’s like, that’s like a 65 year old man, but like a 43 year old man says like “Theory: The Lays machine has turned up the fold dial.” And then no one, and then I get lots of question marks and like, “Go to bed, Rhett!” You know, that’s… – You’re highlighting why I don’t tweet because it’s like- – It’s hard, man. I suck at it. – When you stop doing that and you just stop thinking about everything associated with it, you just frees yourself up to just like nap. Theory, theory colon. – Theory that less Twitter equals more naps. – [Stevie] Oh wow. – Lucas, I’m sorry if I’m breathing on your fingers, I’m trying to blow it that way. – [Lucas] That feels good. – I’m sorry for what I said about not wanting you to be here. – Wow this is subtle. – You’re doing an important thing. – [Lucas] Thanks. – We couldn’t do this without you. – [Lucas] But you could use your own hand. (all laughing) – He said it, I didn’t. – Hey man, don’t point that out. We’re creating jobs here. – No man wants to use his own hand when he can use Lucas’s. – [Stevie] Okay, 3, 2, 1. – I haven’t even really smelt it. – [Stevie] Well who’s fault is that? Who’s fault is that? – Barbecue? This one’s tough. – [Stevie] Oh, uh… Link? – Barbecue? – [Stevie] It’s partially- Fine just take off your blindfold. It’s honey barbecue, yeah. – Oh, hey! – Honey barbecue. – Hmm. What does it say about me, not about you, but about me that when I am in a group of people and we’re picking wings, wing flavors, and there’s a person who wants honey barbecue, and I lose respect for them. I know it’s my problem. But what is it about me that makes me lose respect for someone who orders honey barbecue wings? Cause I mean, when I eat them, I’m like, they are pretty good. – [Stevie] You’ve had an experience in your past where you had honey barbecue wings and something really bad happened. Or your dad was like, “Suck it up! Don’t order that!” – No. I don’t know what it is, it just feels like it feels like a flavor that like the, like if you have a child with you, you’re like, well of course we have to get child that. – [Stevie] Well you like lemon garlic, don’t you? Is that what it’s called? The one that… – Lemon pepper. That’s an adult flavor, Stevie. That’s a sophisticated flavor. It’s dry, first of all. – Stevie doesn’t understand, I do understand the principle. I don’t think you’re, his, it’s the principle of judgment that that’s like a, not sissy wing, but… – [Stevie] You think it’s a childish wing? – It’s a childish wing. – It’s a childish wing. – [Stevie] I do like just hot. Like a hot, spicy wing. – I feel guilty if I don’t order hot as part of the batch, because then you’re just like- – That’s why you’re there, right? – That’s really what it means. – Hot wings. – But to answer your question, small penis. – Oh… People who have honey, who order honey barbecue have small penises? – [Stevie] Oh man. We can clip that audio out for so many questions. To answer your question. – This is pretty good. – Yeah. – You know, coming from someone who, you know, just innately judges, but doesn’t have a small penis, you’re on your own. Is there another? – [Stevie] Yeah. We got two more. – So what if I do have a small penis? Why do you care? Why do I care? Well, okay, those are two different questions. – [Stevie] It sounds like a voiceover opening for an indie film. So what if I have a small penis? – I’ll license that exchange for an indie film. – [Stevie] Yeah, that’s how it works. – If it’s for the opening. – Uh-huh. – [Stevie] All right, hands. – [Link] Hmm. That stinks at first. – [Stevie] I’m wondering if there’s like a gaseous scent that comes along with this one because I feel like when you open the bag- – It’s got that Worcestershire sauce smell to it. – [Link] It’s, yeah…. It’s it doesn’t smell- – Like a grilled cheese almost. – Oh yeah, cheesy. – [Stevie] Want to guess? – Ah… – Gaseous? – [Stevie] 3, 2, 1. – Cheddar jalapeno. – Parmesan mushroom. – [Stevie] No, this is like a cooler flavor. It’s a hip newer flavor. – A hip newer flavor? – [Stevie] That Frito-Lays puts on all of their snacks. – Flamin’ Hot? – [Stevie] Yeah. – Chips. (Rhett sneezes) – I think I just put one of my chips on my leg. – [Stevie] Bless you. – Bless you, bless you, bless you. – Sorry. – Wow. It, I should know what a Flamin’ Hot smells like, but I wouldn’t have… – Do you know that the story about the Flamin’ Hot thing that there was a, like a janitor who worked at Frito-Lays who came up with it. – Yeah. – That’s an urban legend and it was- – [Stevie] Really? Then why did you tweet me that article? – Seriously? – It’s an urban legend, it’s not true. – All right, so we have one more- – [Stevie] But for real though? – That is true, I did see that. – [Stevie] Is it? It is an urban legend? – Yeah. – [Stevie] Because people have been passing that around. – But a guy who was a janitor- – Or maybe it was a controversy. – At Frito-Lays did say he came up with it and people went with it. – [Stevie] Huh… – Josh? Josh? – [Stevie] He left. – He knows the truth. – He just left. Now this should be, this should be a satisfying sound, okay? – Oh yeah, here’s more. – Don’t, don’t, don’t! Don’t you do the pushing. – I’m settling, I’m just settling. (chips crunch) – Ooh, that felt good. – Now you can take that for your lunch. – And look, you can do these. And then we’ll we’ll smell the last one. (chips crunch) – I’ll take that for my lunch. – Okay. – If your mom is like, “I crushed all your chips, I crushed all your chips.” – Oh, is she still? – So you can fit them in your bag. – No, she’s gone too. – She doesn’t sell, she doesn’t come in for More. – All right, last one. – My mom is a woman of standards. – [Link] Oh, this one smells cheesy to me. – [Stevie] I will say one of you guessed this correctly on the last round. – Oh, yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] 3, 2, 1. – Cheddar jalapeno. This is the new flavor. – Oh. – The jalapeno has a- – Oh, it looks good. – I love jalapeno flavor. Look at the foldie. I’m telling you they turned up the knob. Oh. – Oh wow. It’s really strong cheddar. And then a really strong jalapeno bite at the end. If you think you would like this, you definitely would. Cause they’re bringing it with this one. – They brought it. – This is nice. Highly recommend. – Now let’s make them real small so we can get them in our lunch. (chips crunch) We might be able to get a few lunches out of that now. (upbeat music) – This one? – Leave no chip behind. (chips crunch) – [Link] Party on responsibly this summer with the GMS party animals tee! That’s good mythical summer, available now at mythical.com.