(rooster crows) (tiger growls) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. There are plenty of words that don’t have opposites, but they need opposites. So let’s determine what they should be today. – But first, let’s give $1,000 to the American Autoimmune Related Diseases Association. AARDA is dedicated to the eradication of auto-immune diseases, the alleviation of suffering, and the socioeconomic impact of auto-immunity through fostering and facilitating collaboration in education, public awareness, research and patient services in an effective, ethical, and efficient manner. – All right. Please join us in giving at http://www.aarda.org. A lot of people out there struggle with autoimmune disease, and they’re bringing attention and solutions. – Thank you for being your Mythical best and helping out. Oh, gosh. I never really thought about all words, not having an opposite. – But, – We really need it. – we’re going to start with pillow. – Okay. – What’s the opposite of pillow? Brick. – Oh, we’re gonna, – [Stevie] We can start with pillow. Pillow is round one. But for everyone watching, I’m going to give you guys a word, and then I want like, a gut check type of reaction. – Yeah. – Yeah. – [Stevie] And then, – That’s why I said. – I would say board. – [Stevie] we can talk about it. – Board? – Board. – [Stevie] You would say board? – Like a plank. – [Stevie] The opposite of a pillow is a plank? And a brick? – Instead of board. – Yeah, I’m gonna say brick. – [Stevie] Well, the answer. – But we didn’t 3-2-1 it, so I think your brick informed me. But yeah, if you don’t want to, if I want to sleep on the opposite of a pillow, I sleep on a board. – Or would you sleep in like a slight, like a hole? Like a hard hole? – [Stevie] Technically a pillow is where you rest your head. So, – Thank you. – [Stevie] Well, cause you could rest your head on a brick. Cause I was gonna say rock, but you can rest your head on those things. – Well yeah, – Are you talking about like, what about a crater? – It’s funny, just from a, yeah, – A hard absence of material. – from a philosophical standpoint, like what do you, where does the opposite come from? Because Stevie went to rock, I went to brick. Brick has more in common with pillow than rocks. A rock is probably more opposite, but you just like, what philosophical access do you migrate down to get to the answer? This is a questions for the ages. All ages, welcome! – I think it should be something that your head does go on and not the absence. – I agree. I agree with that. – I think, I’m like, a very rough rock. – Rough rock. – [Stevie] Okay. – Was that correct? Yes. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Give us another one. – [Stevie] I mean, I would just argue, if let’s say you’re in, just you’re in a quarry. – Let’s not argue, Stevie. Just, come on. – [Stevie] You’re in a quarry. You gotta sleep. – I’ve spent a night in a quarry. (laughs) – What? But what do you, it’s still a. – [Stevie] I don’t know. I would just, I don’t have the answer for what it is. I said rock. – Yeah, and we agreed with you. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Now you’re arguing. – [Stevie] Yeah, you know me. Pink? – Blue. – I think it’s purple. (Rhett laughs) No, cause purple is red and what? Red and green? – Purple is like a slightly darker pink. – I mean, red and blue make purple? – [Stevie] Yeah. – And red is in pink. So that’s not, it’s gotta, we gotta really color wheel this thing. ‘Cause pink is white and red. So what’s on the opposite side of the color wheel? – That’s a good question. – I’m, we’re looking at a color wheel. Do not panic. It’s green. Yeah, well. Yeah, it’s green. Green is the opposite of pink. – Wow! – Just if that one’s definitive. (people laughing) – Let’s look at it, I mean. – Yeah. All the color wheels are the same. – Pink and green are opposites. – And it’s a blue green technically, because red and blue are opposites, and mauve pink – or just, so you know, – and green. – pink is adjacent to purple. – Yeah, I was wrong about that big time. – Huh. – I’m comfortable with being wrong. – [Stevie] The answer is green. – I’m a great balancer. – What would you have said though? Stevie? – [Stevie] I didn’t think about that one. – You need to have a gut reaction, – just so we can compare it against yours. – [Stevie] Okay, okay. – But pink and green – Look at all these – are opposites. – color wheels. – Like if you want to do like a complimentary thing, like wear your pink shirt and your green pants? And they’ll be like, (beep) look at the balance on that guy. – I don’t think that works. – [Stevie] Golf courses everywhere. – Yeah. – I would say Google color wheel if you’re bored. Because that is a fun, satisfying exercise. – The Google color wheel is probably like something that they’re working on, you know? And you got the new Google color wheel. – I don’t know what. – [Stevie] Teeth! – What? – [Stevie] Teeth! – Um. Hairs? Butt hairs. (Rhett laughs) Opposite end. – The only thing that came to mind was tongue, but that doesn’t make any sense. – [Stevie] Yeah, butt hole is what I was thinking, but that also doesn’t really make as much sense. – Well, cause – Butt hair. – you got the other end of the digestive system. You’re right, yeah. That’s a tough one. – [Stevie] Teeth chew things. So, I mean, I guess you could say like a throat. Well, no, that doesn’t make. – That doesn’t make sense. – [Stevie] Cause like, – Teeth don’t have an opposite. – [Stevie] What’s the opposite of chewing? – None of these have opposites. – No, but like, – That’s the point. – teeth is the least well, no, pink has an opposite. It’s green. – Well, but they didn’t think it did when they told us. – And pillow has like a rock, – No, doesn’t have an opposite. – a rock and a pillow. Like, oh, okay, yeah. – Well, this is tough, huh? – Like if you were in the middle of a fable, – What was your answer? You just don’t have an answer. – I said tongue. – Yeah. – If you were in the middle of a fable, and you came to a place and the fairy was like would you like a pillow or a rock? You’d be like, okay, I get the two options. Pink or green. Okay. Teeth or butthole? You know what I’m saying? – It’s not, – Butt hairs. – teeth or butt hair? I’d be like what, why? You wouldn’t know that they were even related. Like if you, if a person could be presented with the two things together and understand that there was a choice. – Oh, the opposite ends. – [Stevie] Is it gums? No. – What? – It could be, if you, no. – That’s why I went to tongue and I’m not defending my answer, – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – but I just went to somewhere else in the mouth. But I just don’t think there’s, I don’t think there’s any opposite to teeth except no teeth, which technically is gums. – [Stevie] Yeah, gums. – That is the first thing that crossed my mind. But then it just seemed like it. – [Stevie] Then you thought butt hairs was probably better. – Yeah. Yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] Yeah. – The old backup for all. – [Stevie] The opposite, yeah. – Gums, – [Stevie] I feel like gums. – Like the old person gums. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Yeah, yeah. – Gums. Like diseased gums. – Ew. – [Stevie] Glove? – Hand. – No. – See, I mean, I just. – Glove. The opposite of a glove. – Yeah. You go to sock or shoe, but like. – Yeah. Opposite of a, something you put on your hand. – You can take off. And you know, it’s like. – Glove. Opposite of a glove. – What’s something that doesn’t protect your hand? Just like, a bowl of glass. (people laughing) You know? Wow. This could be a game. This could be a board game. – This is almost as frustrating as trying to balance all that stuff. – Cause you had to really think about it. – Cause there’s no. – And you figure out how, who, you know, how to anticipate it. – Opposites attract they’d call it. – [Stevie] A glove covers your hand. – Nicole Simpson. (chuckles) – [Stevie] Mhm. That’s where I was going with that. – I mean, he definitely made gloves famous. – Oh, wow. That’s really dark. Too soon. – That’s my answer, I’m sticking to it. In order to avoid a lot of dead air, let’s move on. – [Stevie] Okay. – There’s no real answer. – I love dead air. – [Stevie] You’re getting angry. – What’s the opposite of dead air? Promotion! – Yeah, fill it with promotions. – You know that we’ve got an Amazon store where you can get logo wear, that’s one of my favorite words. Classic designs, exclusive designs and grooming products. And you get it all with Prime shipping. – Yeah. http://www.amazon.com/mythical. If you’re into that kind of thing. – [Stevie] Gloves make your hands warm. And so ice or snow would make your hand cold. Moving on to toilet. – The opposite of a toilet, not a urinal because you’re still relieving yourself. Where do you stand to experience like, a retention of something? – That camera that goes up your butt hole during a colonoscopy is the opposite of a toilet. – So it’s not something that. – It’s not something you give your poop to, it’s something that – It’s a tool. you accept. A colonoscopy. – Yeah. – A scope. – [Stevie] I was thinking like a kitchen table (laughing) because you receive food at a kitchen table. – Hmm. – [Stevie] And then you dispense of said food at the toilet. – That’s a stretch. (laughing) – [Stevie] It, okay fine. I thought you were gonna – What about a shower? – [Stevie] like that. – Well, what about a shower cause you’re standing and you’re being pummeled with liquids, instead of sitting and pummeling it with the liquids. – [Stevie] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. – Well, how about a fecal transplant? Do you know how? Cause they do that. They, it’s the latest, one of the latest medical procedures. If you got something wrong with your gut, they’ll take somebody else’s poop and put it in your intestine. – Yeah. (laughing) And then good things start happening. I think it’s that process is the opposite of a commode. – A commode. – [Stevie] I think these are all really great answers. Crawl? – Run. – Drown. (Rhett laughs) It’s like, when I think of crawl, I think of like, a baby. It’s the beginning of life, – The opposite of crawling is drowning. – and it’s on the Terra firma. Drowning is the end of life, and it’s in the water. You can’t crawl in the water. – Technically crawling backwards. – What is that called? Like moon crawling. – I think this is a, Stevie, what did you think? Cause drowning, I don’t follow that logic. – [Stevie] I. – Did you hear my explanation? – I did, but baby. – But there is a logic. Yeah, but. – Did you follow it? – I mean, I foll, – You don’t have to agree. – I followed it, but I do not accept it. – Okay, yeah. Exactly. – [Stevie] I think I was thinking run as well, because crawling is slow and on your knees, – But they’re in the same – [Stevie] and running is fast. – direction. They are in the same direction. – Again, I’m doing, – And they’re – but I’m doing. – on the same type of – The test that I’m trying to do is the, again, you’re in a fable and somebody presents you with a choice and it’s just like, would you like to crawl, or would you like to drown? (laughing) No. Would you like to crawl or would you like to run? – Well, if that’s your criteria, it doesn’t work. But that’s an arbitrary criteria. – Given a choice of something that would be the opposite of crawling, to just a little child who is trapped in a maze somewhere. – Flying. – [Stevie] I was, yeah, flying was another one. – Fast. Like going real fast. – Yeah, almost like running. – [Stevie] I was gonna say like, if you were a coach in the locker room, you’re like, “you boys are crawling out there. I need you to run!” But you could say “you boys are crawling out there. I need you to fly?” – Fly out there! – Y’all crawled last night – Yeah, and again, – in the first half. – it’s not. – Tonight, I want you to drown in the first half. (laughing) – Slow on terra firma. Flight, it’s in a different medium. (laughing) Works for me. – [Stevie] Rub? – Rub. – Pinch. – [Stevie] What’d you say? – Oh, yeah, yeah. Instead of smoothing – Pinch. – you’re gathering together. – Do you want me to rub you, or do you want me to pinch you? – Yeah, I can see that happening in a fable. – That sounds like a, in a fable. (chuckles) – Rub. – What kind of fable are we talkin’ about? – Rub you or pinch. – We’re moving to the fan fiction part of the internet. – That’s it. It’s pinch, man. – [Stevie] I don’t know why I was like, blow! – Yeah. – Would you like me to rub you, or blow you? (laughing) – It’s not really funny. He just said something distasteful. I mean, – I mean, – it’s not really distasteful. – It’s pretty funny. – It’s just. – [Stevie] Okay. Camera? – Okay, so this is a device that captures a moment in time. – Memory. – I think it. – That would be a picture. Picture and a memory. Would you rather see it – What’s a device that captures? – represented, or would you rather experience it? But the thing that. – I think it’s a projector. – Mind. – A projector. – [Stevie] Hmmm. I like that. – Oh, that’s good. – [Stevie] Yeah. – That’s good. Projector. – But it’s a projector that only projects still images. So it’s like a, – [Stevie] Okay. it’s an unsophisticated projector. – A projector is the opposite – It’s a slot, – of a camera. – It’s a slide projector. That’s what it is. It’s a slideshow projector. – Well, hold on. But like, that’s a camera right there and it’s doing video. So projecting video would be the opposite of that. – Oh, yeah. Then number just to protect. – A projector. That’s a definitive. – Hold on, hold on. – We just, that’s definitive. – Hold on. Wait. That’s a camera. (laughs) – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s the camera. Did you not know that? – Huh? – I think the only ones that are definitive, like objectively correct thus far, are pink and green, and camera and projector. – Yeah. – Maybe teeth and butt hole. – Butt hairs. – Butt hairs. That’s a close third. – Teeth and no teeth. That is an opposite. – But like, if you got to, if you were in the fable and you got to the guy, and he was like, would you like, – A lot of teeth? – would you like me to take a picture of you, or to show you a picture? (bouncy techno music) You know what I’m saying? You’d be like, this is a conundrum. I don’t know. What’s the picture for? – Need Mythical Merch in a hurry? Try http://www.amazon.com/mythical for grooming, logo wear, and re-issued designs delivered with Prime shipping.