welcome to good mythical more we’re gonna try this limited edition mountain dew flaming hot beverage and find out which mythical crew members we most relate to most we most we most really i’ll tell you we can’t get anything past the other one i did we can we can say things wrong and really daddy pat go this is uh i love submission from cammy badger tammy badger cammy badger oh that’s what i cast dude i need a warning no it could be fun please is that a winking cat it could be for a one-eyed cat let’s just say that cat’s winking really hard because i don’t i don’t want to be looking at no one-eyed cat unless unless i’m warned uh here’s the thing i find it very cute especially if i cover up mean i’m not you think i’m being mean yeah definitely i’m just saying it scared me okay it’s a one-eyed cat but here’s the thing i said i’m sure the cat’s a sweetheart was this cat named before or after the accident or whatever happened this you know i’m i’m a cat owner or did the sh did the cat change how about blowing it am i gonna get canceled yeah pretty much i hope so the [Laughter] say what you really think you’re the one who hates cats this one’s got one eye this makes me like him more than all other cats that’s all i’m saying you’re just throwing me under the bus and i think you hate cats that this cat if it was named before the accident then i don’t have a guess but it was named after the accident onesie i think uh i was saying i was thinking uh it’s a p word poopsie poopsie cathy mcconaughey oh because of the wink that he does i guess you know the messy mcconaughey week the tweet says he has one eye missing but the other eye is all right all right all right oh that’s good see stevie can joke about when i had cats well no i literally there’s a difference between you know what i’m not saying anything i’m sorry i i i love the cat what if i could if i could say anything to make this right i would let’s move on yeah i think moving on it’s not the best mythical beast leo marskall carlson sent us these mountain dew flaming hots because they were they were gobbled up by the public and uh it’s hard to get your hands on these now we’re gonna try it only because of you leo sending this our way look at that that is mountain dew with some flamin hot flavor in there you want to pour your own glass oh i do have a glass you can you can pour mine i’m gonna save that one give it a nice bank shot i think the k they might think about it cat was really cute cute as a one-eyed cat yeah i smelled it bless you don’t sniff that in too hard good gracious did you taste it yet i sniffed it and sink it it’s it’s pretty wild it’s exactly what you would think it tastes like mountain tastes just like mountain dew with a kick and then it’s hot afterwards it’s not bad at all i could see this working and i don’t even like mountain dew yeah and if you’re into drinking your calories there’s 220 of them in this right because there’s no like there’s none of the cheese powder-ness there’s only the spices it’s just it’s just spice which is kind of nice i left one on open for you oh yeah i know uh do you guys know which mythical crew member you are based on your fast food preference who am i choosing from um well you’re not choosing but the other people you could be are david hill stevie trevor michaela chase or david and aubry you’re you you’re on the chat right you you assembled this so this is this is something that you made and you can certify as accuracy yes i did make this quiz i can certify its accuracy so you you quiz them to make the quiz and now we’re going to be quizzed on whether we can line up to who the people are that you already quizzed that’s exactly correct that’s how quizzes are yeah yeah that’s yeah he pretty much nailed it huh all right which place has the best french fries in and out no mcdonald’s arby’s curly fries or shake shack crinkle cut i do not like shake shack at all curly fries but then they’re clear because shake shack burgers oh shake shack fries arby’s curly fries are they’re good it’s dumb but they’re disappointing because of the amount of curls you want more curl or less more curls of course you want the fat and the arby’s fries you want more curls yeah they don’t yeah the the ratio of curls is not high enough you don’t like the ones that are just like almost a corkscrew i love those there’s not enough curls in the one there’s you like the ones that get there’s something like really really tight i’m saying that there are non-curled fries in there they’re like crescent fries you know i think you might be going to a bad arby’s i’m gonna go with mcdonald’s fries i think this is super solid i love in and out you just have to eat them fast i actually you know what i love mcdonald’s too but i’m going to go in and out i do not like in-n-out fries even if they’re yeah i like them unless you just like dip them in a salt bath what’s one thing mcdonald’s is stevie we know that you could do without on a taco that was really hard for me to read i don’t know why i don’t know we could leave off a taco adding it um i thought there was tattoo coming at the sentence what’s one thing you could do without on a taco sour cream tomatoes lettuce or cheese well we know your answer is tomatoes tomatoes for me it’s either tomatoes or lettuce sour cream and cheese are both like bringing a lot to a taco if i were you i’d leave i’d leave this lettuce off i think that i am i wouldn’t miss either tomatoes or lettuce but lettuce can go wrong more often than tomatoes can go wrong for me so i’m gonna say i would leave lettuce off okay um and for the mythical beasts you want to play along uh the link is in the description so you can figure out who you are at the end oh yeah for real for real if you and you you’ve been published yeah if you had to dress up as a mascot for a whole year who would you choose ronald mcdonald jack in the box or the burger king if i was the burger king would i be wearing a mask that’s a great question because i feel like burger king i could do burger king with just a crown i think you would have to wear the mask because that’s like so so jack-in-the-box and burger king you’re wearing a mask ronald mcdonald you’re putting on freaking face paint in a wig every single day that’s worse you’re a clown uh and you’re wearing big shoes i wouldn’t call it jack-in-the-box a mask i would call it more of a globe it’s almost a mascot situation it’s like a dj set kind of thing and there’s room for your head to breathe in there you can probably install some sort of like also you’d be hitting your head on other things the burger king guy can like you don’t know what’s in there in and out of bed or it could be there could be an ac unit there could be a television in there i’m going down the bottom no if you have to sleep in the costume no i’m just thinking about the bergen commercial where the burger king gets out of bed okay i uh he’s already wearing i’m going with burger king because i’m also i think it’s better anyway but also i think if on a on a lazy day i could just not put the mask on and people would be like burger king i get it that’d be breaking the rules jack-in-the-box would you rather only eat taco bell beef tacos for an entire year every time you’re hungry or only drink mountain dew baja blast for an entire year every time you’re thirsty these are this is really good this is not good for the body this is gonna be a bad year either way you look at it oh man i don’t i which one would be more unhealthy i think drinking only being hydrated by baja blast only yeah i think that’s probably why that’s a problem i mean i think your body would adjust to a taco it’s got multiple food groups in it oh that would get horrible but your body would adjust to it but you could eat anything you wanted you just have to accompany it with a baja oh yeah that’s true yeah you because otherwise you could drink anything you want but how many things are there to drink but you there’s so many things that he’s just mountain dew there’s caffeine in it first of all i mean you put some ice in the cup oh no that’s ice is not baja blast you have to freeze baja blast and make your ice with that no no no no don’t do that to us oh yeah you got to do that my world how should how should i what should i have said about the cat i would just want to know like oh should i feel sorry for the cat i mean the cat doesn’t want that should i dode over the cat i i really don’t know what i should have done i want to learn from my mistakes okay so you will you will oh look at the cat he’s so resilient and smart you will sorry just read the comments man how’s that you’ll learn a lot i’m just saying it scared me for a second but he’s i’d it’s simple sympathy is not the right word there’s no no sympathy for me it’s just he’s a cute cat you wanted like a trigger warning i think i said yeah warning is a one-eyed cat a beautiful one-eyed cat but still a one-eyed cat uh i think i’m going to go with having thought through it this much nicely sewn shut i would only eat taco bell beef tacos you’re going to only eat taco bell yeah okay i’m going with the baja blast what’s okay what’s the what the one word that keeps you young and giggling this is how we this is why we your your fast food preferences determine this quiz because of this question did you guys run out of baskets no questions what were you thinking about aubry you could you and then stevie you can get aubrey to give these options if you want it to be you know if you want to well i don’t know if aubry’s clicking through her own quiz and time with this oh um i’m i’m not but also i wanted it to be comprehensive for a personality quiz no just your fast food preferences yeah isn’t the only thing you should be quizzed on yeah there’s more to a person than that i think that was a good answer thank you fart and tooth but that’s two words weenus or titular you know which one mine is uh i’m not a huge fan of the word fart uh but do you have another option with toot i’m a huge fan i don’t like fart intute i’m not a big fan of the weeniest because i have such a pronounced one that makes me think about that i think the reason okay go ahead what are you choosing uh it’s either butt or titular titular titular i mean now that i hear it i prefer titular titular particular to if you say it and you really go for the for the tip you learn you know what yesterday uh we were having a fart toot discussion in my home [Music] and um it kept me young and get clean is that is that a is that a discussion where everyone communicates via farts and tubes or is that a discussion about farts and tooths um is everybody’s doing morse code yeah we’re speaking in fart language hey and if i may i want to remind you tomorrow is your last chance to get that mythical society once it comes back to the cat that thing’s gonna come to your doorstep in october you’re gonna want the the perfect amount of warmth that it gives you sign up for third degree quarterly or annual by september 30th to get this thing mythicalsociety.com for details farting tooth farting toot tooting farting what was the conversation um if if girls fart and then the answer was no they don’t they toot and um yeah there was an assertion that uh if you don’t fart you’ll get acne but this was coming from someone in my family who was currently farting and that was the reason why that person i’m not going to name him so let me get this straight lily leaves the house and then all of a sudden yeah it’s only talks about farts and toots and acne and also questions about whether or not girls fart that means lily’s been doing a really good job all these years but her acne oh my gosh wait so what’s your choice uh fart and toot okay fart into if you were a fast food meal oh this isn’t over which would you be i know uh a in and out double double b domino’s pizza c subway foot long sandwich or d panera bread soup first of all please tell me who chose panera bread soup is anyway i gotta know i’m an in-n-out double-double you are oh yeah i i choose that too i liked it which is your favorite part of mcdonald’s mcdonald’s cheeseburger what was that word mcdonald’s cheeseburger bun cheese pickles beef the cheese i don’t know if you can deconstruct a mcdonald’s burger the cheese without the cheese it’s hard to eat the hamburger by itself you don’t have to do that you don’t have to go there uh i’m so i’m going with the beef the beef but it’s still got some of the cheese attached to it because you can’t get it off the cheeses if you got to partner with a fast food restaurant to create your signature meal where would you choose i feel like rex would be the special meal at this time can we get the red special meal at taco bell uh mcdonald’s taco bell dairy queen starbucks well first of all no one’s partnering with dairy queen for special meals i mean like you don’t see like the travis scott meal at dairy queen like there probably will be like maybe we have a chance then there’ll be like a rapper dairy queen meal but it’ll be like mc hammer the mc hammer meal at dairy queen um i’m gonna go with starbucks because they serve those like protein packs and you can get a peanut butter jelly sandwich and i got introduced to boiled eggs that way i think that’s my signature you got introduced to boiled eggs at starbucks we’re not even going to talk about it only because they should talk more about the one-eyed cat i was like i just want i want something that has peanut butter in it and it also had a boiled egg in it uh i’m also choosing starbucks my reason being that i feel like you could have something named after you at starbucks and it still feels kind of classy it’s just like oh do you see that new grande somewhere something that is named after rhett at starbucks and there’s so many starbucks locations oh yeah the reach would be phenomenal yeah starbucks i too chose starbucks because of all those reasons there you go um if you had to get one fast food slogan tattooed oh see i was i thought tattoo was gonna be in here tattooed anywhere on your body which would you arby’s we got the meats wendy’s where’s the beef can we choose the location of these tattoos yeah uh kfc finger looking good or quiznos mmm toasty well all four of these would go in the same place toast i think toasty would be more in the butt cheeks like you part them and mmm toasty on one side and toasty on the other side you can’t see it until you part it yeah because it’s vertical painful tattoo man it’s not that painful as long as you don’t cross over the t could go on one side and then the a s t y goes on the other side and then you don’t even have to do the o oh yes the o is the anus [Music] toasty [Laughter] i mean and if you didn’t read the o it would just be mmm tasty but please don’t get finger looking good and use the same technique but you can’t choose either oh in that situation finger licking god like no his finger looking good the anus is one of the o’s man i have to tell everybody this i’m not a finger looking god my ball is bigger looking good okay you so there was a quiz in 2021 i’m going to think about yeah i’m going to look at that yeah i’m thinking like a guy okay we’re submitting submit them i think aubry’s just been writing this stuff down is that how this works which whenever you complete this link in the doobly aubry is going to then have to do this manually for for you and everyone else okay i have bad news neither one of you is me okay but you are different people uh who wants the first reveal i want to be david hill well i’m sorry you’re trevor oh okay now will i ever grow up i don’t even know what this word is that i’m supposed to read it’s some kind of kid slang trevor is a 6’4 shrigma male gaming legend enjoys diet coke and has over 10 winner winner chicken dinners on fortnite that’s when you win the whole thing i don’t know trevor thank you looking god who do you want to be rhett uh i bet you i’m chase you are davin when going through the drive-through david usually goes by the name david because he can’t be bothered to spell his name out when he’s hungry he loves mobile app ordering for that sole reason that’s all i need to know about david yeah i guess so how many times have you gotten chicken dinner [Music] okay well dave and we’ll go out later in in my treat to get the mythical society onesie join third degree quarterly or annual by september 30th visit mythicalsociety.com for details