Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s play a little game of parent-pal-foe. But first. It’s an alteration on another game On what game? What game? On the… What… What is it? The F M K game. What does that stand for? Ho-hoo. Let’s check our voice mail. Oh, I love our voicemails. Did you know that my right thumb looks like a big toe? No. Is there more? But thanks for It’s one of those… using this medium of audio only to tell us about it. So we’re not afraid that we would actually see it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, when I see them in public, I’m gonna be like, Oh, I remember that voicemail. Is my thumb more like a big toe? I think my big toe looks like a thumb, but I don’t think my thumb looks like a big toe. Which would you rather have? Well, I have long toes. You know who has notorious toe thumbs? Who? Was actually on this show at one point. And I didn’t even know about it. And so I didn’t even look at him at the time. Who? Megan Fox. You brought it up, Oh Megan fox. I thought you were backing out of saying the name. All right so we got our first trio here. I didn’t talk about it when she was on the show. No. Oh my gosh. How embarrassing. That would have been a nightmare. How embarrassing. So your thumbs, so I hear… Okay. We got Tony, the Tigra. We’ve got Mr. Peanut man. And we’ve got Kool-Aid man. Tony, the tiger. You you… What are you reading there? You got some information before we decide? The Kool-Aid man came around in 1974. Did you know that? He’s just a little bit older than us at 47. Yeah. So he could be like a… Like a parent who’s only… who had us at four years old, He breaks into things, but he seems like he’s always up for a good time. Right? Mr. Peanut always scared me a little bit. I would like to nurse a peanut though. Like it’s a wittle baby who has parent as a peanut. Can I nurse Mr. Peanut? You’re the baby nursing the peanut. Yeah. That’s how I figured out, if I want it to be a parent. You want to suck on it and see, I understand the logic. So I feel like, well, you’d be a good parental figure. He also has a Monocle, which is ages him a bit. I think that Tony feels like a good dad. He’s a loving dad, He’s always up beat but there’s a danger element, which is nice. There’s a danger element with this guy with the fricking monocle. oh, you mean, if you’re allergic to peanuts. You want to be, well that especially, but if you’re, I mean, listen, what’s dangerous about a monocle? This guy, he’s a tap dancer. He’s got a cane and a hat and a monocle. A tap dancer? I don’t know what, just cause you have a cane hand make you a tap dancer. I’ve never met a tap dancer that I trust. He’s not a tap dancer. Never met a tap dancer that I trust and a Clogger whoa, don’t even get me started. My wife is a clogger. Yeah, exactly. People who do river dancing, avid Clogger. And then I like having a friend who can just bust in and get the party started. I mean, but you got to choose. I don’t know. I think this guy is the enemy because he’s easy to hate. Cause all the property damage y’all that’s true. It’s like, God like leave us alone, man. Sorry about my friend. Every time you come in here, there’s like days of repair, and you just you’re just in and out. We should do a whole… and always inebriated. We should do a whole, like little sketch about the guy who has to clean up after the Kool-Aid man. We should. Yeah. Tony is my boy. Tony. He’s on a cereal box, man. I just want to be friends with anybody. Who’s cereal famous. You want to be friends with my dad? That’s a little awkward, but cool. I mean you want to come over, you coming over to hang out with me or my dad? I don’t know. Well, I mean, why are you fighting the person I’m suckling. This is where, really the interesting part of this is, Hey, I’m nursing here. Stop fighting. The relationships that the relationship awkwardness that it created between the two of us, like you’re friends with my dad. I’m really, I really hate your parents. That you’re, that you’re constantly suckling on. And then my best friend is your enemy. Mortal enemy, yeah. We’ve just ruined our relationship. Yeah, we have. All right, let’s move on to three more. All right, So I’m taking the blues, taking the blues back. You’re taking the red. So now we’ve got the Morton salt girl. What’d you want? Oh, I need my punishment. Right? I have to be in your buns. Yeah. So you’re supposed to, sorry. They’re reminding us that, you’re supposed to spend this entire Good Mythical Morning between my buns and it hasn’t happened yet. but it’s about to happen. These are my buns. And if you could just put this on yourself, just put this on, Yeah put it on. put this on, he says put it on. And then I’m just gonna give you a little bit of a, How does this happen? So here I go, look at me. Look it’s Tim Robinson. Hey, I put this over. Just so you know, this is my buns, I own you! So I, okay. I’m just trying to give the fanfiction writers a little. So I’m the wiener. I’m the Wiener here? Yeah. In between your buns. I want to make it easier, easier for y’all to make connections here. So the Morton salt girl, 107 years old, you want to bring her out? Oh, here she is. And captain crunch. Now, So is she’s, she’s 107? I wonder what that milk tastes like? it’s probably, it’s probably dried up. It’s probably dried up. Captain Crunch, He’s probably got milk. You can just have, that’s not from him. He has access to it. We’ve got some more cereal fame here. And chef Boyardee is a Libra. So am I, I don’t know if you should have a parent. That’s the same. I’ll put this down here. Cause it, and so again, if I’m gonna, I mean, if I’m gonna a nurse somebody, it’s gonna be this salty gal right here. She looks like a girl, but she’s 107 years old. I’m not going with the nursing thing. How else do you decide who you want your parent to be? Just like who I want to like raise me, and like help me navigate through life. And by the way, oh it could be my dad too. That is the Morton salt girl. I mean, For me, don’t call her a girl. She’s 107. Never trusted Captain Crunch. Still don’t. He’s wiley. But this guy, Chef Boyardee would be a nice parent. Right? He looks like he’s got a dark side though. You know? Like he’s He looks like he might have some weird ideology. Right, You know what I’m saying? Bad ideas. Like he’s like, yeah. He’s like, He’s like part of the intellectual dark web or something. He’s a great cook. But I agree with that. I’m going to make him my foe I agree too. I think he will be a great villain in a bond movie. This has gotten and really complicated for me, because now I’m friends with the Morton salt girl. I’m nervous. And now my dad is captain crunch and I don’t trust him. You know, I’m, I’m realizing that as I do more strenuous workouts and bike riding routines, I need more salt in my system. And she’s going to help with that because, I’m, I’m gonna nurse before and after all of my bike rides, you think she’s got salty milk? Yeah, definitely. And then, this has gotten weird Again, I want to be, I want to be, have a friend who’s cereal famous. Me and Tony and captain gonna hang out. The thing we agree on is that we both, we both have cast it a lot of aspersion on to Chef Boyardee and his, like his, his motivations. Yeah. What’s, what’s hiding in his ravioli. You know what I’m saying? I think totally differently about Chef Boyardee. Now. It’s like, oh man, he’s got some bad ideas. All right, so here’s your red ones again. Okay. I’ll take my blue ones and let’s go in for another. We’re moving on to little Debbie. Yes. She’s 61. She’s probably still making milk. Ronald McDonald. He’s 58. Ronald McDonald got work in the prayer hands and the Coca-Cola polar bears. We don’t, you know, we don’t talk enough about the Coca-Cola polar bears. You know, they don’t get, they don’t get the year-round attention that they deserve. Well Especially with their, their, their environment shrinking rapidly, Well right off the bat. I feel bad about the polar bears. I feel bad what’s happening to their environment, but they will eat you as soon as they see you, like They will stalk you for days, right? They are like one of the most bloodthirsty creatures, on the planet. You know how to short circuit that? I think they should be protected, but give them some Coke. Do you know how to short circuit that? Just run up and nurse one of ’em and get the Coke out? Yeah. Get the Coke right outta there. Yeah. It’s just better than a fountain. What part are you sucking on? The teeth, man. Okay. The animal teeth. I didn’t know that Coke came out of that. I definitely want little Debbie to be my parent. Why is that? Well, because I just think of her as, Nursery I’m not going to nurse her. Because that’s weird and that’s not, that’s not my criteria for evaluating some, somebody being my mom. But I’m just thinking, she seems like a nurturer. And she seems like she’s going to give you a lot of sweet stuff. you know what I’m saying? She’s going to pinch your cheeks and give you sugar. I like that. I need some help in making my decision. And there’s one person that I think could be very helpful in making a decision. If we could just summon that being. Yeah, it’s not easy to do, but we do have a way to do it. Do we have to hold hands? I can’t. Something told me that we should hold hands Giant Deborah, hear our call. You are big and we are small. We hunger for your oatmeal treat cream pie is all we want to eat. We pledge our loyalty for all you do. Giant Deborah, please come through it worked. Yes. There she is. She’s giant. Hey Deborah. She’s Deborah. She’s right here. Looking at us, mostly me, but a little bit you too. She’s touching us. Okay. Hey GD. Why have I been summoned? Well, he did it. We’re sitting here and we’re trying to figure out who we should nurse. I mean, I, I did it with him, but it’s really about a problem he’s having. So Rhett is saying that he would like for little Debbie to be his parent. And I’m stuck. I’m stuck between little Debbie being my friend or my enemy, because Ronald McDonald’s seems like a good candidate for an enemy. And she’s 71 years old. And I just don’t want to nurse 61, she’s still making a little bit of milk, but you’re going to have to suck a real hard. Yeah. I’m not, I’m not, I’m not even going with that. So is she a friend or an enemy? I think all Debra’s are good at being a parent, but we you have kids? I think everyone that I help satiate with my treats are my children. Oh really? And you’re still making milk? I never stopped. Yeah. Right. Never stopped. I haven’t slowed down yet. Like would, I mean, I’m sorry, You’re not on here. Would you like to be, I mean, would you like to be our enemy friend or parent? It seems that you think of us as your children. None of these, none of these mascots exist in a, in my universe. I’ve eradicated all of them. Okay. So what’s your personal take on Little Debbie? Little Debbie is weak. Okay. All right. That sounds like a good foe for me. Someone that I can defeat in an instant. Yeah. I don’t want to play in any imagery of me fighting little Debbie, but she is 71 years old. Right. It didn’t help. 61. Oh, it still didn’t help. And I’m going to be friends with Ronald McDonald because he got access to all the burgers. I don’t know how I ended up being friends with him too. We can all three hang out. Yeah. What’re you doing later? Later? Yeah. I’m going back to mind my universe. Okay. You can come if you like. I’m sorry. Did we waste your time? You usually do. Yes. Okay. It wasn’t my idea. I’m glad you’re here though. – don’t let us keep you. You can hang out with us and Ronald. No, thank you. Very serious. That giant. Yeah. Very serious – All right. We’re not done here, guys. We got another one. We’re going to throw here. And check this out Rhett. Oh, a coloring book. I want to remind you guys. We have a mythical coloring book. There it is. There it is. We teamed up with our friends at fan tunes to bring you an illustrated coloring book for adults of all ages. This thing is fun to color. Get it at mythical.com. If you already got one, get another one because you should, You should make it different with different colors. or give it to somebody else. mythical.com. Lots of cool stuff in here. Great illustration. Endless fun Bringing you to the world of mythicality I’m really sucky at showing you pages, Yeah you got to work on that. But it’s got pages. Chester cheetah. Chester cheetah. He’s 35. He’s in his prime. Okay. The raisin brand sun. Okay. 55 years old. Okay. And then the green M&M, she’s 24. Okay. All right. She’s 24. So we got an enemy. We’ve got a friend, and we’ve got a parent. Remember that? Chester cheetah. I would not want him to, I wouldn’t, not want him to be my enemy. I want him to be my friend, but he would be a cool dad. Cause he’s always showing up with his, with his sunglasses on, smelling like cheese dust. Yeah. I feel like the raisin bran sun. He’s like a loser dad that your, your friends think is cool. I feel like the raisin bran sun as a dad would just be too distant, you know. but he’s literally like millions of miles away. And he’s spending all his time just drying up grapes. Does he, But does he get closer when he puts the grapes inside of the cereal? Or do you go to him? Yeah. I feel like he’s, He’s a complicated relationship. I don’t want him to be my friend, or my dad. So I’m going to make him my foe. That’s what I was thinking too. And you’re going to be sucking on that. Green M&M. Which that, listen, this is a first time rough belt, that suckin’ on one of them, makes sense. Now I’m telling you right now. I like your boots, gal. Hey girl. Hey girl. Hey girl. I like your boots. I like your boots You suck on a green M&M and it just becomes a brown M&M. Pretty fast actually I think we’re just, I think we’re friends, you know, it’s like, this is, this is, this is plutonic. Plutonic? What? What? Plutonic. How about platonic? Platonic? Yeah. You said plutonic. Yeah. Plutonic plat… Oh it’s like plato? I thought it was like the planet. you think it’s like the planet? It’s like me and you’re like, this is a plutonic relationship. I don’t even know how to define it. Oh that’s funny. Yeah. I set you up for that one. I get partial credit for a good joke. The setup portion. There we go. I mean, I think Platonic, It’s not pla, its just pluh. Platonic All right. So I’m friends with your, with my mom, With your very young mom. Hey, well, I mean, and finally Pillsbury Dough Man. How old is he? He’s a 56. Wow. That’s kinda crazy to think that… Wendy, like we’re in the same peer group with the Doughboy. and then Trix are for kids. We could be, everybody that we’re friends with in Los Angeles is about 10 to 15 years older than us, because they all have kids that are our age because we started early. So it’s just like, I feel like the Doughboy is like, he’s at the barbecue with us. Yeah. You know what I’m saying? But our work friends, they’re all younger than us. They’re like our children. They keep us young, but not that young. Yeah. Wendy, she’s 52. She’s in, she’s in our friend group. Okay. And Trix rabbit 62. We’ll let him in to. I mean, why not? I just think that Trix the rabbit as a parent, it’s just, you know, I would just, my anxiety would be through the roof constantly. It’s like, what, what kind of energy is he going to show up with? Always extra. You know, I just don’t, I can’t make him a parent. Now this dough guy, he’s parent parental material. But you don’t suck him. You poke him. Right. He’s my dad. You just sit around pokin’ him, well everybody else is poking him. He laughs on command. I want my foe to have something that is that annoying of a trait, I don’t want my friend or my dad to be somebody that is constantly getting poked by strangers. Just so he makes noises. I kinda like it. I like a sense of control. I think I would get tired of that. What then don’t poke him. But what about everybody else who’s poking him? Is what I’m saying. Hey, don’t poke my foe or my friends, my parents. don’t poke my dad. I’m gonna go through all three of them. Don’t poke my dad. I don’t like this guy. he’s full of tricks. He’s a deciever. You got good reasoning there. I made Wendy my parent, because, I mean she’s serving up some Frosties and burgers. I don’t, I think she’s just a mascot. She may not even know how to make a burger. And it’s a little presumptuous just to assume that just because she’s your mom, she’s just making food for you all the time. I think she’s my friend, because I can see that like she wants to break out from what everybody’s idea of who she is. And she wants someone who really gets to know her, as a person, as an individual. So, and she’s a real person. I think Wendy and I could just be real with each other, and we could, you know, we could, we could cry on each other’s shoulders. We could, we could, we could go to a museum together. Purely plutonic. Yeah. It’s a totally plutonic relationship. But yeah, I think, I think there’s lots of connection there. We’re both known for one thing, but we’re so much more, What one thing are you known for?. This This. Well I’m gonna be best friends with your enemy and we’ll see how that works out. Color your little heart out with the mythical coloring book. available now at mythical.com.