Welcome to Good Mythical More. You want to see which Disney characters are the most terrifying? Well, so do we. And now we’re gonna figure that out, because But first we have printed placards. We’re gonna play “Who You Talkin’ About”, where we read a comment that one of you made about one of us and try to guess who it was about. Okay. This is from Leo Kuhlmann, who says “I’d argue that blank not knowing about Bitcoin is a good thing.” I definitely don’t know much about Bitcoin. I don’t, it’s a cryptocurrency. Yeah. Oh, well, you know a little bit more than me. No, I did know that. I think, why would it be a good thing for you not to know about it? Who, I mean, I guess it’s which one of us- Cause what could you do with, what can I do- Would be capable of doing something sinister? A lot of damage. I think you could do more damage with the Bitcoin. I’m gonna say you. I’m gonna say you because it has something to do with numbers and maybe somebody was like, I’m glad Link doesn’t know about that. Mm, Okay. Okay. That’s fair. There we go. It was me. Okay. You have the face of a guy who will corner you at a party with Bitcoin facts no one asked for. I’ve got a Bitcoin fact face? Yeah, a bitcoin fact face. I’ve got a face that says, I know Bitcoin facts. Yeah. The sad thing is I don’t. The sad thing is, you know what, I think it’s better I’m not sad. that Link doesn’t know about it. I think it’s better, I think it’s better that he doesn’t. I mean, what could he do with Bitcoin knowledge? All right. So we’re gonna… Let’s start off with this match up right here. We got Scar from “The Lion King”, you remember him?, I do. Versus Jafar. All the match-ups will rhyme, that’s one of the things. Scar and Jafar. That we worked out. From Aladdin. Both trying to overthrow a kingdom. I’m more familiar with Scar because I recently watched, not recently, but like it’s been in the last few years because I did watch the live action. Is it live action? I mean, I guess you call it the live action. Yeah, it’s live action. Yeah, real lions. They really had to pay for those talking animals. You know the updated one with Beyonce in it. I know. I didn’t, I did not see it. And so I’m- No part of me wanted to see. I’m scared, more scared of Scar right now because he’s more in recent memory. Honestly, I can’t remember why I’m supposed to be scared of Jafar. I think this bird here was voiced by Gilbert Gottfried. If I remember correctly. I would be voting, I’m gonna vote for, I mean, if you can put up with Gilbert Gottfried on your shoulder, that alone tells me that you’re a powerful person. Gilbert Gottfried, apparently doesn’t use that normal voice. That voice when he’s just like talking to his friends. Okay. Well then I’ll go with Scar. Scar had like a psychological, evilness. Very manipulative. Yeah, but I don’t recall a lot of Disney villains having that like, you know, full psychological evil going on. Yeah, turning the nephew against his father- Killing his brother in that way. Slash brother. Yeah, Setting his brother up. The more you mention it Stevie. It’s real bad. The nastier it gets. Now he’s gotta withstand the onslaught of Ursula, who is Lando’s favorite Disney character as of late. I don’t know why. No, actually, I think the reason why, he loves her design. Like he’s getting so into design that like, he just thinks she is cool-looking. Now, what, she’s octopus on the bottom? Yeah, she’ll steal… And what is she on the top? She’s a woman on the top. That’s a woman? That is a woman with some eye makeup and lipstick. And she’ll steal your voice, I believe. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie. If you could snap your fingers and your wife would be octopus on the bottom for one night. Well, did that work? Let’s find out tonight. You know? No. One night. Anything goes for one night The only person who laughed audibly at that was Ben. I didn’t hear anybody else. Everybody else was laughing I couldn’t hear, I thought you said if she was an octopus on the bottom but one not and i didn’t understand. One leg is not an octopus. One night. One night. So seven octopus legs and one what, like a letter opener? Yeah, sure. It could be whatever you want to, it’s up to you, it’s your fantasy. A back massager? How’s that? I think that Scar is worse than her. I think we’ve, we’ve established that, I mean. I mean stealing somebody’s voice is, I mean, that’s cold but it ain’t as cold as that level of manipulation. You remember a lot of details. So how did, when did that happen? That is not a detail that was like the plot. I literally don’t even know if I’ve seen the movie and I know that. Scar didn’t use magic, the other two use magic. She uses… You think magic is scary? Is it Ariel? Not. She uses Ariel’s voice? She, she captures it in her, She did that I mean no spoilers. Ariel willingly gave up her voice to become a, a land lover. To get human legs. A leg lady. She gave up a voice for legs and then she couldn’t talk but she had legs. Yeah, which one’s better? Legs are or a voice? Yeah? I guess you got to watch the movie to find out. You’ll find out tonight. Every time you snap your fingers, something different happens. Scar’s gonna be tough to beat because it’s Ben’s saying he utilizes no magic, as Stevie’s saying he’s just conniving. Yeah. And even blood. I mean he- Even blood. doesn’t stop it. The bond of blood. Oh goodness. Cruella de Vil. Now, I am… 101 Dalmatians. I gotta say I did watch the most recent. This computer-generated one? What is it, what was it called? It was called Cruella. It was Emma Stone in it, she plays Cruella. CGI though. And boy that Emma Stone, I just tell you she is so talented, She’s a talent. She is so talented, She’s such a talent. I would watch her, I would watch anything that she was in. I just want to see her act. I’d see her in a hole. I don’t who’s… I go to see the movie Hole. What is it? It’s Emma Stone in a hole. I’d see the band Hole, she’s the fill-in lead singer. You know what, she actually could make a good lead singer for the band Hole because she looks like… No, you know who she looks like, she looks like a lead singer for the band Garbage. Oh, you talking about, what’s her name? Shirley Manson. Shirley Manson. She could be a good Shirley Manson. Yeah, she could. When the biopic or the biopic. We always said biopic. We said biopic until about 36 Days ago. days ago. The biopic about the band Garbage We would only talk to each other about- Biopics. Biopics. Yeah. And we would but we would- Biopics, it should be biopic Because it’s, what is it, what’s one biopic? That’s a myopic. Yeah, right. If only, I watch my biopic then it’s a myopic. I’m not really, you- Myopic biopic. This may surprise you but I’m not much of a Disney person but i got to tell you right now that Cruella man. That’s a good movie and this is nothing like her. Did you see the- She looks crazy dude, look. original one with Glenn Close as Cruella? No. That’s 101 Dalmatians, right? Was that, Well, i mean yeah. It wasn’t animated though, it was Glenn Closed. Yeah, it was Glenn Closed Was she better, she wasn’t better than… I mean there’s already an I didn’t see it. they’ve already ordered a second Emma Stone Cruella. She was, older at the time, you know, so, and i remember it being like they didn’t have a lot of live-action Disney movies at the time that I can recall. Yeah. So it was one of the first ones, I mean. Are you afraid of her? Should she win? Should she beat scar? No, she’s a little too fabulous in my opinion Yup too fabulous. In her backstory, the you know, you really got to take into account how she got the way that she is. I don’t think that Scar has and you know the back story. Scar has any any excuse for being this bad. I mean his brother turned out okay. What was it, he wanted to be king I guess. Yep. But did he deserve to be king? Was he the older brother? He was the heir until Simba was born. Until Simba was born. And how does that do it? Just I, it’s the younger brother that gets the kingdom? You gotta be able to pass it on to a male heir. You know, in the lion kingdom. I don’t mean in, I don’t mean- You have to have children before you can become king? No, like the other brother doesn’t get to become king unless the brother who is king dies, except for, if they have a male heir. Then that male heir is the next in line. Yeah because he’s the younger brother. Yeah. Right, so he’s just, he’s got a chip on his shoulder. He was waiting for- He was not wronged. Mufasa to die. So then he could kill Simba too. Yeah. Oh the baby came late. Yep, it really it’s a story He really got his hopes up that he was gonna get it and then all of a sudden. It’s a story about a baby that comes late. How old was Mufasa when Simba was born? The Pitocin scene is my favorite scene, when they induce labor. When the baby’s a week late and they’re like we got to do something about this, we got to speed this movie up. Yeah. that’s the alt title to “The Lion King” was “The Baby Comes Late”. Claude Froyo. Now you’re gonna have to help me out on this one. Who the heck is- This is the “Hunchback of Notre Dame” I believe I saw this at some point, this is an oldie. Oldie but goody. What year was this? What a dummy. What is he supposed to be some sort of a- He’s an aristocrat, he’s a french aristocrat. You know, Claude Frollo. What’s the baddest thing he did? 1996. Ruthless Parisian justice minister who after a series of sensitive circumstances becomes the begrudged caretaker of the deformed Quasimodo. Oh. He’s a religious zealot with intolerance for sinners. Oh, Okay. He believes Romani people, he calls them Gypsies in the movie, to be the most sinful people. This guy is not politically correct. This is a bad dude. He gets it, yeah he needs to wake up. Yeah. So I mean, it’s kind of scary. He could probably have a pretty successful podcast these days. Yeah fundamentalist, religious zealot. He’d do well. Yeah. Pass the plate kind of thing even. Mmhmm. That’s scary and it’s very close to real life. Yeah. This hits home. Yeah, we gotta get rid of this card. Oh crap. Claude Froyo. Frollo did it. Who we gonna put up next, y’all? Maleficent, Malificent, Malaficent. Now again, I always just- “Sleeping Beauty”? I’m just interpreting her through Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie. I did sleep through that movie. There was a sequel for that. You know, she had to eat only oatmeal for a full year to get those cheekbones. A lot of people don’t know that. Did you remember them from the movie? It was an, it was a prosthesis. Oh it was? Okay. Give us some information on Maleficent. Scroll a little bit, up. There’s, no information. Okay, this is, okay, curve ball. Okay. I think first of all, she can eat this guy’s lunch. She’s got powers. Oh good gosh, this guy. This guy is just hiding behind outdated ideology. Mmhmm. Okay, that was an easy one. Brought down Simba, or whatever that lion’s name was. Before you bring in that next one- Scar. Why don’t we bring in these guys. What do they have to say? We play with versions of ourselves all the time. This is nothing that you can get. Not a sponsor. Smell that. Let’s talk about that. As you can see, we can’t. That was my nickname in high school. Get the car. What! You know what, you can get these Rhett and Link plushies at the 3rd Degree monthly member of the Mythical Society but today. Today is not October 31st. The last day of eligibility is October 31st for 3rd Degree monthly membership so get in on it by then on the monthly train. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details. What are the chances? Tokyo. Yeah, well we knew that, you have to time it yourself. Who do we have here? Oh Chernabog. Chernabog. We know all about this. Yeah. “Fantasia.” The classic “Fantasia”. I thought that was a ride. There’s just not, room in my life for this movie. I’m never gonna watch this movie. Now what is this movie? It’s got Mickey Mouse with a magician’s hat. I feel like, if we did watch this movie now and under certain circumstances we might like it. Okay. But i do recall as a kid Like sleep deprived. feeling very bored but it has like, it’s a whole like orchestra and like but… Check this out, he is based on the god of night in Slavic mythology. He emerges from the peak of Bald Mountain to summon all of his minions who dance furiously in tribute before being thrown into the mountain’s fiery pit. Isn’t Bald Mountain in North Carolina? Yeah. He comes from North Carolina He’s a homeboy. His reign comes to an end with the morning sunrise and the sound of church bells. Oh, so you can get him with the sun or church bells? This is the guy behind this guy. If they were up against each other- I think it’s what’s happening Claude would take him out right? This is like the PR guy for this guy. What is happening in his crotch area? Oh yeah, that’s a good question. I mean, does he have a fire penis? I think he has a fire penis. It looks like he has a pizza oven for a crotch. Well I’d like to- If i could snap my fingers and make that happen, i would. Just insert pizza here kind of thing. It doesn’t take long. What’s wrong with that guy? If nothing, his crotch is a pizza oven. Gets up to 800 degrees, it takes like four and a half minutes to cook a pizza in this guy’s crotch. You’re just sitting there and pulling out- He’s the most popular guy at the party. Bring your own pizza though. I think she would be into him and then you know, it’s only for pizza. She’s dead man, she is melted. Yeah. This guy’s a freaking demon. He’s a demon character. He’s a demon god. Finally, the matchup you all been waiting for. The evil witch queen from snow white. Again I’m gonna need some… I just don’t retain- She makes- The dwarfs. Yeah. She’s the mother of all the dwarfs. She’s the mom. And they all came late. Definitely. Except for Speedy. Right. She had ’em in sets of three though, so. Yeah, Yeah it’s two sets of three, it’s two triplets and then Speedy by himself. You know how they’ll like do spin off little shows now on Disney+? I just want to see like the birth of the dwarfs. Like short. Just a short. Yeah. It’s just, I mean it all takes place in one location. The production value is high but it was pretty cheap to make. Right. Because they just stayed in one place and she delivered all those dwarfs. It’s like, I mean there’s a lot of strength in that lady. Who’s the dad? I think they make a good couple actually. You think, Chernabog is the dad of the dwarfs? She met, I think what she did was, she made a potion for Snow White and to put her under. Is all the Disney, is it all connected like marvel? It’s all one universe? Yeah one universe cinematic. One cinematic universe, so this could be her, could be the dad of the dwarfs. Man, she, I would just love to just reach in and squish that pustule on her nose. It’s not, that’s a wart dude. Just to like, get that out. It was there for too long for it to be anything but a wart. It looks a little green. I think Chernabog is the scary, you know. Yeah, he’s the scariest. I could have an interaction with the evil witch queen and get away and be fine but this guy. Embedded within the most boring Disney movie that I’ve never seen, is the scariest Disney character ever. Chernabog. It’s also my favorite Irish pub. 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