Ow! You okay? What happened? I don’t know. You got hit, it threw one – It lost one It threw one, after all this time, it threw one Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna discover some new, weird ways to open bottles. You know what? I feel like fate is telling us that we should do the one that it threw. List them all. Okay, This is when we list them all List of bald celebrities David Koechner George Costanza Wh- what’s his real name? Uh We- that’s not part of the rules. Jason Alexander. Jason Alexander. Bruce Willis. He’s bald now, right? Uh, David Letterman. He’s bald? It’s not a character name. He’s not really bald though, is he? On top. I think he just has a buzz. He’s bald on top. Isn’t he? Jeff Bezos. Oh He’s legit bald. Lex Luther. Yeah, man. You win. I mean, is Letterman bald now? Let’s see a picture of Letterman. He’s bald on top now Let’s see a picture of Letterman. He’s bald on top now. He’s thin. We’re gonna use a lighter to open these bottles? This is based off of TikTok. No, these are just more weird ways to open a bottle. Remember that episode? We did it a long time ago when we went to open a bottle of- Goodness gracious! It got so many views because Link did that in the thumbnail. Yeah. I still feel bad about that. It was a little immoral. A little A little click-baity? A little click-baity. I don’t know, man. I’m not above it. No, he’s got plenty of hair. Not bald on top. Plenty of hair. Not, I wouldn’t say plenty. It’s mostly on the beard. Plenty for that age. . So I, I lose, I lose. Okay. Do we do, how does this work? Do we have to guess? No, I think we’re just going to see one, right? We’re going to see one on Tik Tok, and then we’re going to try to see if we can just do it. Correct. All right. Let’s see one, And then let’s see if we can do it. So, cover edge of bottle cap with skin flap, ew. And then put a lighter, apply force to bottle cap using point of finger as leverage. I mean, these are nice, cause I’ve definitely been in a hotel room where I’ve been trying, trying to open a bottle by putting it on the edge of a counter and hitting it with my hand and that’ll mess up a countertop. I released the pressure with not getting out- Skin flap! Just clammy to be able to do things like this. I really liked that term skin flap. Yeah. All right, I got my skin flap over there I got my index finger over here and it’s – does the index finger go up? No. No. You use the index finger as leverage. Skin flap Yeah. There you go. Got it. Oh yeah. That’s nice. And you look like a badass. And then you can disinfect it Because your skin flap touched it before you drink it. You don’t want to drink after your skin flap. I’m going to drink this one though. Oh, I was going to tell you your shirt, that you’ve decorated. So when I was in elementary school, That’s what you looked like? I was wearing khakis because khakis were cool back in the day. Khakis and a white t-shirt, I specifically remember was in. Oh yeah. And I had a red magic marker. I may have told you this before, but I didn’t realize that the top was off of the magic marker. And I like put it all on my thighs and my knee and like all over, just like, ‘oh, that feels good.’ Oh, you were like, scratching yourself You’re like in class like Yes. And then I looked down and I stood up and I was using open end. So I was wearing khakis, which has like red marker All over. Could have kept going to make them red pants. What did you do? You know, I went to a really small school, so I don’t remember. And I was also the class clowns. You were the class clown I don’t remember being of it. Yeah. I just remember being like, oh, of course this is something that I would do. I mean, high school, that’s the kind of thing that like. Not high school. Elementary school. Well in high school, if you did that, like at Harness Central high school, back in the 90’s, if you did that, you were red pants, like marker pants for the rest of high school. Yeah. Like you, you did the one thing and that was it. You said sealed your reputation. All right. Let’s see another one. Class clown. Oh, oh, this is a classic. She is just- Now this is very dangerous, Link because it actually takes the top off. Okay. Yeah, because we’ll use this. That’s like, what we did with this was, it’s not called us the saber, the saber opening. So you got to kind of catch it. You have to sort of, and you want to use the back of the knife like this and you want to kind of catch it and then just knock it off. Yeah, Go again. We doing something wrong? Yes, Matt Carney would like to tell you something. I do the, I don’t know what it does to it, but the dink dink on the side, like you see this girl hit the sides, That’s the trend is people are dink dink on the sides Oh, she’s got it on the ground. Dink dink donk. And also a lot of people don’t take off the glass The cap just goes flying. Not the glass at all. But she took the glass off. She did. Yeah. When you saber a champagne bottle, dink dink, slap. Dink, dink, slap. Dink, dink, slap. She does do it three times. She does twice there. And then once towards the neck and then she does it. Does she? Do it, let me see it. That last tap, you see that? No, the last tap she’s dragging it up. Remember we learned from the saber, You drag it up and you hit that lip. Yeah. She taps down the bottom and slides up. I don’t think the taps matter. I really don’t. Really close to this. Doesn’t work. I can do it. I mean, I’ve done it before. You do it Don’t do it towards the – don’t do it that way, man. That’s going to be a Well I don’t want to do it towards me! It’s going to be a piece of glass flying at everybody Well do it back towards this way. Don’t do it towards me! It’s gonna be glass, man. Maybe it needs to be blue. It’s gotta be a blue bottle. Maybe Topo Chico is just too- No, see, she goes, tap, tap. Tap, tap. Can you play it with sound? It’s also frozen. Yeah. She goes to top to tap. Yeah, try it on the table though. You got to get that leverage, man. Okay. Fizzy, fizzy. Whoa, look, look, you took the- see? You took the whole cap off. You see that? Glass and all. Now drink it real hard. Slam it back. That was nice. Did you find all the glass. Look at that. Yeah, that is it. That’s all that’s left Topo Chico top. I wonder if you have to, I’m wondering if it was creating some pressure, like you think all the agitation caused it to finally get the pressure in the right place? Maybe so, Rhett. I don’t know. I can’t remember when we did it with the, we didn’t shake the champagne. We did not shake it first. I think we did. If you haven’t seen that it’s on the Slow Mo guys channel, It’s pretty good video. We had, we had a good time there in Austin with the – Next Verdad o Mentira? Okay. This is not, he’s excited about it, but should we be? I’m not gonna use my shoelaces on my actual shoes because they’re like leather shoelaces on a pair of Clarks, not a sponsor. So she wrapped around and then yanked. I mean, I feel like I could use these. I’m just going to step on a shoelace as if I’m, if I’m as if I’m using it. How’s this? Da dink da dink punk. Da dink ba dink bunk. All right. So I’m going to grab one of these. I’m going to take one of these, wrap this around here, yank the crap out of it. Let’s see her again. It’s really that second. You got to get like two around there. Yeah. I think those shoelaces, you may end up hurting your shoelaces. I don’t care. I mean, shoelaces are a dime a dozen man. Not in this economy. The thing that I’ve hurt is my shoulder Yeah me too! I’ve hurt my shoulder. Hello? I mean, that just looks like a pink, a pink footed chick, man, if she can on, we can do it. Come on, Rhett. I can’t do it. I think Topo Chico’s built different, man. Mentira How did I get winded? This is, I mean, it’s just- just carry around a lighter. I mean, as easy as that was, this is not one that I’m going to try this two more times. We’re going to get as good of a seal as I can get here. If that doesn’t work, Lucas, have you tried this? Yeah. And? Didn’t work. Didn’t work, he says. Ah, Topo Chico, man. I’m blaming it on the Topo Chico. Son of a- Good god. Maybe you gotta dink dink dap it. All right. Let’s forget that one. That one, that one, that one could cause an injury. 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I love that. Can you be the radiator for me? Yeah. Just put your hand, put your hand right here. What you want me to like this? Yeah. I just wanna fly out my hand on your shoulder. Yeah. and let me see where your, where your foot is going to go. Is that going to work? Boom. Ready? Oh God. Ow. Oh God. I hurt my finger, man. I got my finger in between them. Oh yeah. He’s got all his hands- All his fingers are on the outside. Oh, his hands are on it. All hands on deck. Okay, man. I mean this one, this one’s pretty cool. Cause I did not expect that a little donkey kick. If we can do this donkey kick. Okay. Hold on you and you’re aiming the wrong way. It’s gotta be this way that this one’s underneath. And it was like that like aim it this way. Hold on. You got, it’s gotta be in contact with it though. So you gotta have it. You gotta have it watch I had it right, do it like this, the bottle caps come this direction, like forward. Not, not out like that. You’ve got to line up the shaft of the bottle with the trajectory of your foot impact so that it sends the bottle up and in underneath the other one, I understand the physics of it. So you’re still, you’re I’m telling you, like, you’re aiming. You gotta, you gotta go like this, see, see your foot’s coming up with this way. So it’s like, it’s gotta be like this you’re going like this, that ain’t going to work ever. Oh, and it’s this foot. The left foot. Play it again. Yeah, he has. He walks over. I mean, he’s kind of out. I mean, come on. Might want to stretch your hammy. Boom, man. You’re just not, you’re not getting high enough. Yeah. Shoulder out. Yeah. But I mean, I can’t get it to stay. He didn’t have, he’s got Stella bottles. We could try it at the same time. As hard as this is. I just don’t think that there’s any reason that as long as it’s, as long as it’s coming up, Right. As long as you’re chasing it, I’ve been talking like, this should be easy. They gotta be so well positioned. Yeah. Got to really be in the right. My hands are just so slick. I can’t keep it. It’s something about the, Why you walking over here. You’re not even kicking right one. Yeah. It’s easy to get it under this lip, but not under this lip. Right. I wonder if Topo Chicos are particularly, I’m blaming it on Topo Chico, cause they’re a lot more carbonated. The pressure. Because I am really I’m I’m kicking the right spot. Oh, that was close Yeah. I got it. It, it, it busted a teeny bit. It was good. Maybe it’s one of the things. Once you get it, you, you, you can get it every time. Oh my God. You did the opposite. You did the wrong one. Yeah. How did that happen? The cap came off on the wrong one. And where did it go? I’d be like, I’m going to hurt myself if I keep trying that. That was crazy! Yeah. I don’t know how the other one, literally, I think this went up and then came back down and popped off. I mean, I don’t know what kind of coverage you got. If, if you can show a slow-mo of that, but I’m glad no one lost an eye. Okay. It went, I mean, it went all the way up there. Right? That was crazy, man. I’m definitely gonna do that again at a party. I’m going to throw a party just to, just to do this. All right. What is next? Nothing, because I don’t want to risk anything else. Now. I just light the string on fire. Join us as we make a meal for the mythical kitcheneers today, the third degree quarterly live stream is happening. Mythicalsociety.com for details.