Welcome to Good Mythical More. Which mythical crew member are you? Which mythical crew member are we? Let’s take the official quiz. But first, this is fitting. Let’s play ready, pet, go, where we look at one of your pets and then try to decide what that pet’s name is. This pet is from Bella. Oh, that’s a… What is that? Is that a gecko? it’s a reptilian creature of some sort facing away from us. Shy, shy, little booger. I’m going to go with- With a white tail. Herb. Herb. I’m going to go with Keanu. Oh, that’s good. Richard. Closer to Herb. Herb. Herb. More of like a basic guy name. Is that a gecko? Who knows, man? Well, I bet you Bella knows. Thanks for submitting that. And you can submit your pet with hashtag GMM, ready, pet, go, and you know, we’ll find it and we might put it on the show. Yeah, and give it an alternate name. Stevie, we created this quiz in-house? Yep. We had mythical crew members create this quiz and we’re going to learn what mythical crew member you are based on your favorite products. So we’re going to go through the quiz and take down both of your individual answers and find out. I feel like I might need to visit an eyewash station. Do we have one of those? Oh, really? You got some icky icky in your eyebally bally? I’m feeling that cider eye. Oh, I wasn’t aiming for your eyes. Side-eye and cider eye, two very different things. But I can tell you washed. Let me see if I can do side-eye with cider eye. All right, give us the first question. Can viewers take this quiz or is it just for us? But of course. The link is in the description. Link is in the description so you can take it too. All right, let’s do it. Childhood nostalgia, exclamation point. Which of the following items would you buy? Razor scooter, karaoke machine, Easy Bake Oven, or Super Soaker. Super soaker. Yeah, Super Soaker is the easy answer, to be honest. Fill it with cider. Put it right in your eye. Super soaker. Why the Super Soaker? It’s the only one of those that I actually had. Yeah. I didn’t have an easy bake oven, I didn’t have a Razor scooter. I had a scooter before they had Razor scooters. It was like, they were bigger. What about Rex in Lost Cause of Bleak Creek? That wasn’t a Razor scooter. I know, but it’s close. All right, we answered it both. We’re in agreement. You’ve decided to redecorate your room. Which is a must have item for you? Okay. Inflatable chair. Silk pillowcase to cover your Tempurpedic pillow. Plant, I love plants. A life-size replica of Darth Vader to scare off intruders, watch me while I sleep, and to drape clothes over when I’m lazy. Well, let me just, first of all, just give you a little story. Vader? We’ve told so many things on the internet, I don’t know if you’ve heard this one before. But there was a time, Link and I had an idea. This is back when we were very, very early on in our career as internentertainers when we were doing the Rhett and Link cast live in the basement studio in Lillington, and we had this idea, because we were trying to figure out ways to make money doing what we love, and this is before there were sponsors. So we looked into drop shipping. So basically drop shipping is when you carry an inventory of a product, or I don’t think exactly how it is. I’m riveted. But essentially, you’re a reseller of products that somebody else has on wholesale. And you’re taking wholesale prices, selling for retail, and you can make some money. So we were like, “Let’s do our live show while sitting in inflatable furniture.” Because we can store a lot of this inflatable furniture because it’s inflatable, and then we can sit on it because it’s inflatable. And we can sell it cause it’ll be a video. We can do the live. We can do the live show in this inflatable furniture. I’m glad we didn’t follow through with that, because have you ever sat in inflatable furniture? It’s kind of loud. Not very comfortable. But that was one of the early business ideas that didn’t pan out. So maybe for nostalgia’s sake, I’m going to go with inflatable furniture. I’m gonna go with the Vader. Well, even thought my wife will go for the plants, so we got that covered. Your wife would insist on the plant. That’s her, not me though. That’s an interesting selection of decor items, I must say. it’s really, you know, okay, we’ll move on. Yeah, I mean, there’s nothing like being judged in the midst of a survey. Which item, I was saying that options are weird. Oh. You’re talking about the next thing. But I’ll judge you when we cut. Which item would you choose if you wanted to be comfy? Chicken fuzzy socks, big fluffy glow in the dark blanket, mythical joggers, a big mug of hot chocolate, nothing comfier than that. That one had a little tagline. That feels suggestive to me. That was like a little inappropriate to me. Nothing comfier than that. Also the third option is like, it seems like a brand opportunity, and that feels manipulative for a whole different reason. I’m going to go with the blanket, cause that’s what I go for. I do wear the sweats, but I’m going with the blanket. I’m gonna go with the sweats cause I do wear sweats, but I’m not going with branded sweats because I don’t want you to feel pressured to buy them. Although they are great. There’s a backstory here, and I’ll tell you why it’s not a brand plug actually, because there was an original version of this quiz that was open-ended and hard. And I was like, it’s too hard. But the question was what item do you have that like keeps you the comfiest? And I was like, my mythical joggers, like honestly are very comfortable. That’s my answer to this. And then they put it in as an option. I mean, not to, if you’re taking the quiz and you want to try and get me, I just gave you a cheat. Little pluggy pluggy. If you want another plug, I’ll go ahead and add the GMM the travel mug. This thing says Good Mythical Morning, I think. Yep. It’s cool. I hope it does. It plops open, you drink from it, you shut it, and you travel with it. available now at mythical.com. It’ll go in your cup holder. Back to school time. It’s all caps with exclamation marks. I appreciate your enthusiasm. Which do you demand to have on the first day back? Glitter gel pens. Yeah, these work for 30 seconds, but it is worth it. Scented erasers, super cool planner, pencil case, none of these excite me, when’s lunch? That. I wasn’t a guy- Three of these excite me. that did his school supplies. What I did is I showed up with nothing on day one and I just, it was a survey of the landscape. It was like, what do you need for this? Okay, he’s got this, he’s got this, and then I went and got it. That’s smart. But all I was thinking about the whole time for all of school was lunch and PE, so I’m going to go with lunch. So that’s really none of the above. Scented erasers. I just love sniffing on something in class. Okay. I put planner, for what it’s worth. Nice, nice, nice planned out, organized, yeah. One has to go, colon. Trapper Keeper. Video games, cell phones, AirPods, ice cream. Video games. It already has gone. I gave up on that back in the Mario days. If you can’t beat Mario, what kind of future do you have? Well, you didn’t, you beat Mario. You’ve never beat Mario? No. I did beat Mario, but I will agree. I do not have a place in my life right now for video games. And so it’s already gone as well. Cell phones, AirPods, and ice cream. Oh, I thought you were going to throw your AirPods under. You’re on a crusade for AirPods lately. I am? Yeah. You were like AirPods, they stop working. Yeah, I don’t use AirPods on the video calls anymore. That was like an early, like the first half of 2020, I was like always on AirPods. So I was like, this is the new thing. Everybody’s got AirPods all the time. But you don’t need them if your computer can usually cancel it out Yeah, cancels it. Technology. I need to change whatever. I got a new iPhone. I just want to let everyone know. You get the seven? Congrats. Yeah, I got the seven. I need to change whatever setting. It basically is letting me know where my AirPods are at all times as if it’s a problem. Like if I leave my AirPods at my house, my phone is like, “Your AirPods were last seen at this address.” And I’m like, “Yeah, that’s cause it’s my house.” And then this morning I left my AirPods in my book bag at my chair here on stage, and then I went into my office and my iPhone was like, “You left your AirPods.” Between here and there? Yeah. Is this a new feature of like the new OS? Yeah, it wasn’t on my other one. It must be in the fine line. Like, yeah, it really does not want me to lose my AirPods, which I appreciate, but you know. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they can be lost easily. What about one of them? What if one of them gets loose? Oh, I haven’t tested that one yet. Your left AirPod was in Louisiana. Yeah, I don’t think it would do that. If you weren’t going to be a clown. Oh, this is a visual. This is, oh, you have visual, okay. We do. We got it. I was going to describe it to you. If you’re going to be a clown at a children’s birthday party, which costume would you buy? This little vintage number. Pennywise, a healthy dose of fear is important for children’s growth. A classic. No costume, I’m going to attach hundreds of these dolls to a large t-shirt. That’s an interesting choice. I’m thinking classic because it’s just, you don’t have to go full Pennywise to be full creepy. But if you do… Classic is just as creepy. Well, I don’t believe this as creepy. I love scaring children, and I’m going with Pennywise. Especially as tall as you are. That’s a nightmare. You said classic, Link? Yeah, classic and Pennywise. Yeah. Okay, okay. You are on a game show to see who can live on a deserted island alone the longest. You’re allowed to bring one of the following items. Which do you choose? This quiz is all over the place. We’re going everywhere here, from a clown and a kid’s birthday party to deserted island. Hey, I’m gonna learn. The crew is an eclectic group. We’re gonna learn who we are on the crew. A tent, a Swiss army multi-tool, an economy size pack of toilet paper, a portable Blu Ray player with a copy of Ghost Rider, starring Nicolas Cage. Well, there’s no electricity unless you figured out a way to like rub coconuts together to make it, so I don’t think your Blu-ray player is going to work. You’re going to run out of toilet paper quickly anyway. The tent is gonna get old, man. You should be able to make a tent. That’s important. A Swiss army multi-tool, I believe, is going to last a long time and be very, very helpful. That’s gotta be it. The multi-tool Multi-tool. Agreed. If you could only shop at a single store for the rest of your life, what store would that be? Hot topic, Sharper Image, Bath and Body Works, or Dick’s Sporting Goods. I mean, Dick’s Sporting Goods is at least 12 times the size of any of those, and there’s clothes, and there’s fun stuff, and there’s camping equipment. Do they have camping stuff? They got camping equipment. This is so easy. Bath and Body Works just has a, You might be just wearing robes for the rest of your life. And also there’s food at Dick’s Sporting Goods. They’ve got like the whole thing at the end with all the food. I think I might just want to start shopping at Dick’s without even having to be subject to this quiz. I’m only shopping at Dick’s for the rest of my life. Even though I’ve never done it- From here on out. I agree. I have to. Yeah, this was the first time I chose Dick’s as well. Yeah, I’ve never been in there, I don’t think. Okay, we’re tabulating your results. Turns out I got Stevie when I was taking it. That’s good, that’s good, that’s good. Oh. Oh, hold on. Uh oh. Oh, here we go. Okay. Stevie’s not Stevie. Are we about to find out? You’re both the same. What? Are you not yourself? We’re both the same person? You’re both the same person. Okay, what are our choices? Do you want to guess? What are our choices? You could be me, Nicole, Emily, Paisley, David Hill, or Twinkle Fingies. I think I’m probably Paisley. Yeah, you’re both Paisley. What’s up everyone, I’m Mike. I love being outdoors, petting animals, and thrift shopping. Ask me about my Pez dispenser collection. But there’s no like email address or anything for Paisley, so how are we supposed to ask? I think it’s pezcollection@hotmail.com. You said email address, and I thought you said there was no anal address on here. Oh, that’s our next quiz. You could have kept that to yourself. I just heard it. Which crew members anal address are you? Well, you know what? That new operating system on your iPhone will tell you. Exactly. Your AirPods are in your anus. All right, I’m Paisley. So are you. Travel on traveler, with the colorful GMM travel mug. Available now and mythical.com.