GMMore 2076: What Are These Foods Called In Other Countries?

Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. Glad you showed up. Let’s hang out. Let’s figure out what they call stuff that we are familiar with in places that we’re not as familiar with. But first let’s do a new selfie face. How about Selma Hayek just flipped me off? I think I’m into this. Me, too. Definitely. Uh Okay. So I got this Axe, Lynx body spray. Let me just get a little That’s how the that’s how the New Zealanders do it. I don’t want to put it on me if I don’t have to. Do that again. Smells like squeezed mandarin and sandalwood. Oh, it’s actually not bad. It’s not bad. We’ll put this in the room. One for me. One for you. From the queen. Thank you. It does have a little bit of a teen smell to it though. Even so, You know what I mean? You’re saying it smells like teen… spirit. All right, Stevie. Let’s hear it. Okay, I’m going to give you – Did you mean to rhyme? Of course not. The name of a food or food brand in the US. You’re going to tell me what they are in the country that I ask you. You understand what I’m saying. We’ll buzz in with these. I got it. Oh no. Oh gosh. Yeah. That’s the last time you should do that. I’m starting off with like, almost an, an example one. Cause I know that you guys know this one. So Sour Patch, kids and France. Are they naughty children, sour babies, very bad kids or sour financial burdens that do not say thank you enough. I think it’s very bad kids because I think I remember this. Naughty children. Is my, my guess. It’s very bad kid. Yes. You remember that? Somehow yes. I know that Burger King is called Hungry Jacks. Hungry Jacks. Yup. And Jack in the Box is called In other lands. King in the hole, Well, maybe that’s one of them. Maybe let’s guess Wait, what? Let’s guess without the king in the hole is what he said. King in the hole is Jack in the Box. Their mascot. Um yeah, I’ll give you Is just the hole. I will give you no options for this one. All right. Mr. Clean in Germany. Bald daddy. Mr. Clean. Uh hmm. Okay, “Sir”. Mr. where did you say? Germany. Germany. Sir shiny. Uh.. Sir Shiny. I’ll we-de-clean. I’ll al zee clean. So your, I don’t think the way to do this is to speak the language. Well you do your thing. Okay. What does it mean like ‘Goodbye Clean’? Yeah. Goodbye Clean. So that’ll mean the opposite. Do you know it’s this it’s going to be the same guy. I would assume its the same guy, right? So I mean, well, we get one guess. We just can’t I said Sir Shiny. Oh. You’re whispering amongst themselves. Yeah. No, I just didn’t know how to pronounce some of these things. You’re Neither one of you are correct. All right. The options are Master Sower, Air Clean, Master Proper Clean Daddy. Master Sower. Master Proper hair clean. I’m going with hair clean. It is Master Proper. Master Proper. So its just Mister Proper. It translates to Master Proper? Master Proper master. And maybe it’s Mister, but I think it’s Master. Master, Mister. But I mean, Yo. Yeah, it’s just, I mean, I guess there’s so much stuff that goes into the trans literally or whatever it’s called, because it’s like, I mean, what’s the German word for clean? Yeah. It’s probably like a curse word in America. You know? That’s how it works sometimes. You find out that like Pepsi means some private part in like China, you know? Oh I think its. That kind of stuff happens all the time. Oh, I think, I think it is sower. The first Oh it was right? Sower. No that’s wrong. It was right? Yeah, Sower. Master Proper is the answer Huh. Master Sower the throw off. Sower. Mister All right. Master Clean. Okay so this is a little bit different than hmm-hmm. Okay. KFC in Quebec. Oh, CFK up there Canadian Fried, its CFC. CFC. Well their not going to say Their not going to take credit for it. But I mean they cut out They de-Kentucky fried it by just going to KFC here. But up there We just call it American chicken. Well, okay. Uh I think its You have a French background. Oh its in Quebec. Think about, yeah. Le Coke. Le Coke de leak. Le Coke de fry. So three, okay so three letters. Le Coke. Uh Fried. What is fried in French? I don’t know. I didn’t get that far or I didn’t pay attention or I forgot. Um. Eric cover has green beans. chicken, chicken. They serve those at KFC sometimes they used to. what is. I think it’s whatever the French translation of we do sell protein here though. Right? Still have protein. Hey, I thought you said self protein. No, that was. So that would be. We do sell protein. SHP we still have, still have protein. Ah give us our, give us our options. DFK BFK? P. PFK. FLG. FLG? QFC. QFC? Or dinner at dad’s? Dinner at dad’s. Uh, so FLG. I think it must be finger licking good. = [Rhet] It must be QFC, which is a horrible name for a restaurant. It’s like a shopping network. That’s only got fried chicken. Questionable fried chicken. What’s PF. I think let’s see polyol? No that’s Spanish. What’s the French word for chicken? Po. Cook cock. I’m going with PFK. It’s PFK. And what does that stand for? Poulet free Oh poulet. Kentucky. Poulet. Poulet Oh poulet. Poulet. And I guess it says, this is because Quebec’s Hmm. French language charter states that the name of an enterprise must be in French. Wow. So they can be KFC up there. That’s pretty. They take a lot of pride. Must be strong. Take a lot of pride. Yeah. Take a lot of pride in their French. Yeah good for them. Heritage. Good for them I guess. I don’t know. I don’t know Lay’s Chips. the ramifications of me saying good for them. You know them. Lay’s You love them. Chips. Where? In Egypt. Lies chips. Uh cause I used to Someone lies down. You lay something down in Egypt. You lie down. I don’t know why they’re called Lay’s chips in America. If that’s like, is that the family name? Well. Just has to be a name. So that makes us difficult. Have you ever incorporated chips into your nightly routine? I I haven’t Rhet. And would you want to try it? How do you recommend See where it ends up. Me doing that. Once you break out that chip bag, you open it up. You’re going to get laid. A cru…I mean yeah they could use that slogan. Right. I think it’s Lay’s. Unchanged. Uh, I don’t have a guess. I know he. He apparently thinks is sexy chips. I don’t think I have a guess. Well, so yeah, so the founder of Lays potato chips was Herman Lay. So that’s where Lay’s comes from, but they’re not called Lay’s all over the world. Crisp. Crispy Crispy. Well, your choices are chippies. Oh. chips walkers or potato babies. Walkers. Chippies. Chips. Crispy does sound like it’s not like an agile. All right, yeah. I think it has to be, I’m gonna go with walkers. Why not? Chips. Oh. Seriously. But we have walkers are lays in the UK. Chips. Yeah. What? What? Okay. So I have seen walkers on shelves. Why do they have to change everything? You know something? In the UK especially. You know something we can’t see on shelves? But you can see on our bodies. Sike! It’s a clothing brand. It’s apparel. It’s also accessories featuring stuff that changes and surprises you. You need to see it to believe it. You can do that by going to sike.la.com. Mine is just, it’s just hard to see. Hard to see. Just cool, its enigma. Just cool to see. But mine, if you go outside, it changes from sun to misunderstood. And the sun is crying and the clouds are raining and they’re puffy, right? Ow my nipples. We actually, I like that. Hate these shirts. Sike! Ah-hah-hah-hah! Sike. la. Get your mind blown. Made you look. Digitorus. Digitorus the pizza brand and Canada is where we’re looking. Canadian Digitorus. Canadian Digitorus. Digitorus. Digitorus It’s not delivery. I can’t believe it’s not pizza. Digitorus. What they. Digitorus. Um. Digitorus. You know? You know? Did you know? Frozen. Digitorus. But good. Why would they change it man? I don’t understand. Why do you have to change it? I don’t know why they would change it up there in Canada. I guess I do like nays. Is it a French influence? Yeah, I mean okay, I’m not going to be able to pronounce it. So one is the Lizzie One is hmm-hmm French for delicious. I’m going to leave it at. Throw them up Zack. Will help out. You know, we, we. And then. De Lizzie and delis. And then delightful Delight. Do we need to change [Rhet] and Link in other countries? Should we be doing that? I mean, should we be sent, would we be more popular internationally? If we stopped just being Rhet and Link. What if we were like Bret and Pink in like the Congo. It’s worth looking into, I mean, for, you know. That sounds like the weirdest movie title, Bret and Pink in the Congo. I think it’s be delis, which is French. The first one looks Italian I think its delightful. Its dil ics. Oh the first one. Oh really? Yeah. I mean I like that better than Digitorus. Hey in France we’re Rhet and Link. Rhet and Link. Rhet and Link. I guess because a link, like the physical item of the link, like in a chain or something is a learn. Yeah if I’d have known. Leann. Do this to keep Link. Let’s keep doing this. Were you not, you didn’t have a French name in French class? Le Franc. Renee. Renee Le Franc. Le Franc. Le Franc. Le Franc. You really got to Look at, look at how it says to pronounce your name on the under your name over there. Ling. Link. Ling. Ling. There’s a Link. G in it. Link. Link. Link. Ling. Ling. Ling. Ling. Ling. Link. Ling. Ling. Ling. Its Ling and then a . How did it say to pronounce Rhet on Google? I don’t know how you get. I’m in trouble. I don’t know man. I guess you got to refresh. Nothing comes up I don’t think. Oh. He doesn’t. There is no, there is no pronunciation. It’s UN-pronounceable. Rhet. Rhet. Rhet. Dove Chocolate in Ireland. Oh yeah, because Doves’ in Ireland means completely different. Hmm I wonder. I do wonder. Doves’ are not a symbol of peace in Ireland. Their a symbol of hate. Re-hit. Dove chocolate in. Ireland. Oh yeah. Because doves in Ireland means something pull. Oh, I wonder, I wonder, I do wonder Doug’s are not. The assemble of peace in Ireland. They’re a symbol of hate people. People take them and they, during the great potato famine, my ancestors would take all the dead doves because they ran out of potatoes and they would Slingshot them each other in like a rotten dove carcass would just blow up in your face, give you a disease. So they can’t call it dove chocolate. Cause people would be like, oh, this is kind of give me the plague. Right. That’s how it works. I think, I think they call pigeon. I think they call chocolate, dark taters. Look in Switzerland, Sweden, Sweden. We are red, all blank. Red, red, red Oak lawn, Richard, a log. I guess I’m red. Everywhere. And you’re saying something different to everybody. That’s cause my name is, is a physical thing. Well, according to Google Bulk yeah, of course. In German. We’re right in left. Yup. Which we’ve discovered. Pigeon chocolate is the answer. That is the D joke. So good. Good on ya. Galaxy smooth Astor smooth galaxy confections or doves are really just pigeons. Aren’t they? So they went with Astor stuff. They went with astrological galaxy Master. Galaxy Smith. Ah, I like Astor smooth. I can’t pronounce that. Okay. In Chinese we are Ru day. Hey Leon, J Rudy Haley on J. Wow. That’s crazy. So I’m Ru. I’m Ru and Chinese and you’re I’m really day. Yeah. I thought they was the, and that’s the end. Okay. So I’m really day. And how would you say that? David? Do you know? Huh? Huh? Yep. L I a N J I E pronounced. Huh? No that’s no that’s ah, and, and is huh, and how do you say Link’s name? Land? Yeah, Leon J Rudy de Leon. Then Jim, a bell that’s Hey, that’s the coolest thing so far is what we are in China. Galaxy smooth. Hey, they wanted to stay away from birds entirely and go with like the cosmos galaxies moves. It’s like, then what? You would name your player in like NBA two K. It was like galaxy smooth as having a heck of a career. I mean, you’re, you’ve gotten famous and you’re gonna, you’re gonna rename yourself, man. Maybe we should be galaxy and smooth. It’s like, instead of converting to Islam, you converting to like what an astronomer. I know just, I think you’re just converting to being really cool. Alex, smooth misses. Another finger roll galaxy. Smooth might be the best name of anything I have ever heard. I liked it to me. I love both words. What about it? Them coming together. It’s just like Alex Smith. Yeah. I mean, this is, this is an alias waiting to happen and this is an Ireland. I got to go. I’m looking for something fresh. Maybe it’s a name. Change galaxy smooth. Yeah. And then what would your name be? Cause I just took it. Oh, I’m galaxy and you’re smooth. No, no, no, no. It goes together in one person. Let’s both change our names of galaxies moving. What did we did? Like legally, I mean, we changed our name to the same thing and it was galaxies, man. Kanye, you get the people talking about, they can do it. We can do it. Galaxy smooth. R a if that’s what written link are calling themselves now galaxy and suit. No, both of them are calling themselves galaxies. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Yep. What if they’re both together? Which is, I don’t know. I don’t know what you do got to know what you got to be looking in the right one. Your middle name could be tall. I don’t want a middle name. Galaxy tall. I have no other names. Just galaxy. We can’t, we can’t make it simpler for people, but we can’t travel together because when. Two guys have the same name and you’re on the same like ticket, then you try to get these like, just like you and you and Lincoln tried to go. And it all kinds of shenanigans. It happened. Yeah, though. Which one of you is galaxy smooth? Like. ‘Cause if, if one of us has to go, it’s going to be me. Get psyched on our new brand of apparel and accessories. Psych shop the first collection now at site. La.

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