Welcome to Good Mythical More, when soups have combined and new names are created. But first we’re going to check our voicemail. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. I’m an alien. I’ve come to earth to probe Rhett and Link. Thanks for the heads up. You know when they open, they start with a “Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.” You know the only thing left is the probing. I’m about to… I’m about to enable my beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, de-probing…program. How do you de-probe? You just tell them to pull it out? You put, you push out. You just lock it up, man. Lock it up and they can’t– You know, one time I was abducted by aliens and they tried to probe me and I just clenched so tight they couldn’t get it in there. Right. Locked down. They were like, “Oh he’s too tight. Put him back.” Dropped me right back in the corn field. I dodged, dodged a bullet. This is broccoli and cheese. And… Close. And cup of noodles. Close. Broccoli, cheddar… No. Broccoli. Broccoli– cream of broccoli. Cream of broccoli. And… Chicken noodle? The noodles are… It doesn’t taste– It tastes horrible. I don’t want to keep tasting it. Cream of broccoli. And it’s just like…something with noodles in it. It’s a soup that you tasted in the main. Ramen? Yeah. Oh. Cream men. Cream men? Man cream. Cream of men. Cream of men soup. That’s why it tastes so bad. I know how y’all think. Y’all think ’bout creamin’ men. That tastes bad! I don’t like the cream of men. Okay, this is a three souper. Three soups. Do respect your half of the soup. I know that we’re both eating from the same bowl, but I have been thinking and rationalizing– I’m on my half, look. Respecting our halves– Minestrone. No. French onion. Yep. Pea soup. Yep. And– How the heck are you doing this? And chicken noodle. Yep. French pea noodle. We’ve eaten some good stuff. Pea nood. Two chickens, French and… Two nood chickens. Peeing on a French. There’s a lot to work with here. We’re pea– there’s pea, there’s noods… And there’s French. French– French… French chicken pea. Are they in the order that they’re in? Oui, oui. Like we take– are you making it easy– Yes. For us Yeah. It’s gotta be– Onion pea. Onion pea. On… Onion pea. Onion. Chicken. Pea chicken. Pea onion… Friend. So that is the nood. Ench. Ench? Ench pea… Pea… Pea… Pea… Peacken. French people pee in the nood. Oops, peacken! So the first word is French. French Pea Has to be… Pea nood, pea chicken– pea chick. Pea– It has to be pea. Pea noodle or pea chicken? Peas– pean… Pea… Pean… Peacken. French peacken at your noods. French pea… A French man peacken at your noodle. Niche. French peanis. French pean– French pean… Nood. French peanal. French penal colony. Okay. I will say it is not dirty, which is surprising. French– Boring. Soup noodle. French soup soup. What about soup soup soup? Onion. French onion. French pea. French peas. French peas. Chick. Kin. Okay, you’re gonna use the P, the letter P– French picken. And you’re gonna merge it with another word. French poodle! Yep. French poodle! French poodle soup. That’s so obvious now. I’ve seen French poodles do dirty things. French poodle. French poodle. Oh, that is a yellow yellow. There’s some dill in there, I can see it floating. Carrot soup, celery soup, and dill soup. Is this two or three? Two soups, one cup. There’s some butternut squash. Yep. I don’t see– And drop egg drop butternut squash soup. I don’t see the… What is that stuff? Is that eggs? Okay, is that, is that one? No. Butternut squash doesn’t have those things in it. I don’t know what this curdled egg looking stuff is, but I… That is from a ball. Oh, matzo ball. Matzo ball, and… Butternut squash. Matzo nut. My nuts squashed. Ball nuts. My– My nuts squashed. Butter my balls, ’cause my nuts squashed. Ball butter squash Butter… You butternut. You butternut squash my matzo balls. It’s not my nut squash. No, surprisingly “nut” is not in the final line. But ball, ball but. But my buttersquash. “But” is, yeah. But my balls. But, but– but squash is in there. My butt squashes your balls. Ball but. Bop, but, nut– My ball but. Ball but… Button… button balls. My ball. But nut soup. Is it my butt? Ball. Is it my butt? It’s someone’s butt. It’s Matz butt. Yeah, it’s Matz butt. Matz butt Matz butt soup. Nice. Let’s pull this in. This is a three souper. That’s got a potato. Clam chowder. No. Clam? That does look like a clam. Yeah. It’s definitely a clam chowder. That’s– You’re telling me that’s not in it? No. Oh. Meat– hamburger soup. No. Bread– No, it’s got beef in it. Yeah. I don’t know if you’re going to know the name of at least two of these soups. Minestrone. No. I got two things of meat. Meatlover soup. Chunky. It’s chunky. You’re not tasting any high notes or any spicy notes? I’m just– I’m kind of afraid. No, I’m not. I’m tasting like, these chunks of like, cracker, but– Okay. So think Southern. Oh, chicken and dumplings. That’s one. Chicken and dumplings I do not consider a soup, but what else would it be, I guess. The dish. And then I asked you about high and spicy because one is hot and sour. Oh, hot and sour. That’s why it doesn’t– It’s not working. And then the other one is Italian wedding. Hot dump at a wedding. Oh, Italian wedding. Is that akin to a minestrone? Hot wedding dump. I’ve taken a few of those. What about a sour Italian– You go to a lot of weddings in hot climates. A hot wedding dump is when you’ve been dancing real hard during the reception. So you don’t think sour Italian dump is… Sour wedding chicken. There’s a lot that can happen here. Hot… Hot Italian Hot, wet… Hot and wet chick… Hot and wet chick. Like a hot, wet chick. Hot and– hot and wet chick. Hot and– hot and wed chick. She’s a married woman, but she’s hot. But she’s a married woman. Hot and wed chick. Is dump in it, because– Dump’s in it, yeah. Ding dump. Sour ding dump. Where are you getting– from the wed? For the ding in wedding? Yeah. Sour ding. Hot ding dump. Hot ding chick– chick dump. Hour. You could take the H from… Hour long wedding dump. Chicks, chicks dump, too. Oh… hot Italian chick dump. Nice. Close. Hear that’s a category on a certain website. Hot Italian… One of those words does not belong. Hot Italian dump. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. Hot Italian dump. Hot Italian chick dump. It’s somebody’s… Fetish. Do you have a fetish? Yeah. Hot Italian chick dump. You know, speaking of hot Italian chicks. Yeah. Make it. We have a podcast called Ear Biscuits and we regularly talk to each other about things like hot Italian chicks. And… If you haven’t checked out our podcast– It’s awesome. I just want you to do it. I just want you to give it a shot. Don’t start at the beginning, good lord don’t do that. Start at the most recent. But I’m not a podcast person. Well, you should be. It’s, it’s– That’s like saying I’m not a, a TV person. Exactly. It’s like saying I don’t eat food. It’s a part of life. Gotta eat something. Okay, so this is chef Boyardee happening in here mixed with something. Tomato soup. Yeah. And– Spaghetti. Spaghetti soup. That’s actually not bad. It tastes good. It’s like spaghetti. It’s like a spaghetti soup. Yeah. Look closer at the noodles. That might give you a clue. Cup of noodles. Ramen? No, no. Angel hair. Angel hair soup. It is an Asian soup. Egg drop? Come on. The noodles. Wonton. The noodles! What is that noodle? Glass noodle soup. What is that called? It’s pho. Oh, pho. Pho. I was gonna say it’s got like a linguini or whatever that is. Pho and tomato soup. And I do not think you’ll get the other one, which is leek. Oh. Oh. Oh, pho, my tomato’s leeking. PHOMOs, PHOMO. PHOMO leek. Photo– photo leek. Photo leek! Leeked photos. Yep. Yeah! Photo leek. This is making my– Thinking about orchestrating– Tummy unhappy. Orchestrating a photo leak. It’s another three souper. All right, so we definitely got– I don’t wanna eat anymore. Cream of mushroom. Eugh. Pea soup. M-hm. Cream of– Cream of broccoli again. Uh-huh. And… And… What is that? There’s something that’s really making it nasty. Celery in there? Celery soup. I don’t see any pieces where you could distinguish. So it’s a corn chowder. Corn chowder. I don’t see any corn. But I do taste a little bit of that. Cream of broccoli, pea soup, corn chowder Oh, cream powder. That’s definitely cream powder. Broccoli powder Broc– Bro. Bro Porn. Porn. Pea and corn. Okay. Broccoli porn! Got him! Cream– cream porn. Cream bro corn. It’s not broccoli porn? Bro porn. Yeah. Bro porn for chows. Bro porn… how? You said all the words, just in a, in an odd order. It’s porn, bro. Cream porn, bro. Bro pro cream my porn. Porn, bro. Hey bro. Porn. Hey bro. Porn. Let’s come up with the questions to which that would be the perfect answer. Hey bro, why are you so late? Porn. Hey bro, what’d your mom get you for Christmas? Is it cream porn? No, it’s bro porn. It’s bro porn. In a soup form. And what is that soup? Bro porn chowder. I mean, yeah. What’s the other choice you could have made? Bro porn chow. Bro, what? Bro porn soup. Bro porn arr. Bro pornography. What? I don’t know what you’re asking. Bro porn cream. Bro porn– Yeah, you’re saying– again. You’ve got the words that just– switch the order. Ow, bro porn. No! Link. Orn– ornp? “Bro porn” is the last part of the soup name. Cream bro porn. No! My god! Coli– coli porn. Bro porn. Bro porn for colis. Broccoli, Cream bro porn. Yeah. There’s one word that usually in a soup flavor you would put after “cream”. Cream of bro porn. Yes! Okay. Cream of bro porn. Travel on traveler with the colorful GMM travel mug available now at mythical.com.