Welcome to good mythical more ♪ Ba ba ba ba butt drugs ♪ ♪ Ba ba ba ba butt drugs ♪ ♪ I love butt drugs. ♪ Well sir, remember that? Yeah man, times were simple back then. You just roll into a town, make a commercial. We were grinding man. Grinding on them butt drugs. You know, Katie Butt of Butt Drugs she’ll send me a text every once in a while. Does she text you? No. Is it pictures? Is it pictures . Of butt drugs? No its just updates about Butt Drugs. Butt Drug updates, maybe it’s just a newsletter actually now that I think about it. We have to guess the definition of this word. All right. Xertz. How do you spell that? X-E-R-T-Z Xertz, looks like hertz with an x. This is a totally new rental car service. No, this is actually when Hertz and Xerox, just for a couple months, they became one service together. You drive a car over something and then it’d spit out a copy. They started with one car and made copies of other cars. All right, one of those two has to be right, which is it? Twinkle thingies let us know. Act of gulping something down in haste, xertz. That’s just how you eat. Yeah, I’m a xertzer. You’re a xertzer. Alrighty. Guys you chafed Chase’s foot by trying to pull it out of the hole repeatedly. Well when a man puts his foot in a hole But good news he is using mythical lotion and he will recover. And you know you can get that on amazon.com/mythical. Tell us, so we’re to determine if non-sexy things are actually sexy. Yeah. These are non sexual things that some people find sexy, and you have to determine whether or not you fall into the category of thinking they’re sexy or not. Like for instance, the first one is, when a person of interest uses your name. Person of interest, uses your name. So like somebody that you’re attracted to? Or like a suspect of a crime. Yeah, that’s pretty sexy. I mean first of all Okay really? So when Jessie says Rhett instead of baby or honey, you are like, oh that’s sexy that you just said Rhett. Well first of all, everybody likes their own name. And that’s why in whatever that book was, like how to win friends and influence people. One of the things that they say, is to say people’s names back to them. It helps you remember their name, but it also makes people think that you like them. And I’m actually really horrible about this. I say even people who I know really well, I very rarely use their own name. I’m like, hey man ,you know. Well I have name fright, so I have to do that. But when you make it, somebody who you’re attracted to, to me, that has some power. Well I think if you’re not in a relationship, but they’re a person of interest, like you hope to start a relationship. You’re interested in them and they say your name then ooh, that’ll perk you right up. But I’m more of a call me by your name. Like when, Christy calls me Christy, it is on. Yup. Right. That’s, I don’t know if I can relate to that. Well, I mean, millions do it’s a hit song. It is a hit song. I’ve got a massage you with my Can I get clarification? Yeah, because I have the What did we actually say? Yeah. So I have reasoning as to what, what did, huh? No. I want to know clarification on what’s being massaged. I’ll massage your hand, I’ll massage anything Is there anything I want to be massaged? Yeah. Caitlin is confirming you may choose the body part, area that you would like massaged. Okay. All right, well. Weenus? I could use some weenus massaging. Its right there. It is right there and it needs, it’s dry and it’s pointy. When you got a pointy elbow, the skin gets a lot of work. Cause like, look, it’s super stretched all the time, And then you do that and it’s just this bulbous thing of just extra skin. I mean, it’s really, can you imagine what that’s gonna look like when I’m 80? I thought you were asking for clarification on why some people like when people use their name, which I do have. It says, having someone call your name or repeatedly use your name in conversation has a tendency to make you unconsciously refocus more on them and what they’re saying, this technique is used in non romantic settings, like job interviews and sales conversations, but when it’s used by someone of interest, it can compound into excitement and infatuation due to the heightened awareness surrounding that person’s actions. I don’t know who’s doing the massaging You’re massaging me. What if Link said your name as he’s massaging your weenus. Yeah say my name. Call me by your name. Link. Go harder. See that doesn’t work for me. Call me by my name Dude, you would be such a good elbow masseuse. I could get those pressure points. Oh my gosh, ou! Just to demonstrate that, do you have any spots back here? Well, yeah, part of being a masseuse is finding them. Oh my goodness . That’s too much. But see man, I should go into where, here? You have to say his name Just breathe. Breathe Link. Breathe Charles, breathe Charles, now release. Other side, now take a deep breath. Take a deep breath Charles now slowly release, Man, I should be massaging more people. Okay, I actively, That is a weapon dude. It actively bothers me. I feel as if I’ve done something, I don’t like it when Cassie says Stevie, can whatever, it is, like different. It feels different. I’m like, oh, oh. You know what? They don’t even, we’re just going to cut that out because you’re not even on camera right now. No one will even know that you just cursed Stevie. Yup. Yup. Now I know that you’re not attracted to anybody except Cassie, but let’s just say that if you were attracted to someone else and they were to use your name, like Link said, so somebody who’s like, oh. I know, I’m trying to think of that. I can’t even. If you were in bed with pizza, feeding somebody. Yeah. I don’t know, maybe. All right, let’s hear another one. Maybe something else is going to get us. Prolonged eye contact. Prolonged eye contact. I think I’ve discussed this in detail on Ear Biscuits, our podcast, but I had a thing, especially in middle school that I would do with the ladies that I was interested in and it’s essentially stare at them. But the thing is, is that the ones that liked me back and stare back at me, that’s the ones I dated. So you actively, like, was this a choice that you made when you, you were like, I think if I stare at them, they will like that. And so I’m going to. It was a way of communicating without having to go up and talk to them that I’m into you. And then I remember the girl who became my 8th grade girlfriend and earlier in the year in 8th grade, she looked at me and she noticed I was looking at her and she just looked at me and there was like, we’re going to look at each other for like 5 to 8 seconds, without breaking eye contact. And you do that, and you’re like, okay, it’s on. And then she became my girlfriend in like a week later. Did someone advise you to do that? I operate on instinct Stevie. I do not recommend this. I’m just saying for me, I mean, just think about it. The rest of your face matters. When you’re staring at somebody, it makes all the world of difference. Yeah. If your mouth is open, that’s not good. Mouth gotta be closed and you gotta give them the sexy eyes stare, you can’t give them the stalker eyes stare. Yeah, I mean, am I wrong? This is a time honored tradition. Like if you’re an, and listen, again, I’ve been married for 20 years. I don’t do this. But if you go to a bar and you see somebody across the room, who’s attractive and you make eye contact and the eye contact last sustained both ways for more than a few seconds, that’s immediately, if, especially combined with the right face, you should come and talk to me or I’m going to come and talk to you. Like I think that’s super sexy. Am I wrong about this? No, no, no. The human eyes are designed to attract attention, steady or prolonged gazes can signify purposeful attraction, curiosity, or general interest. It can be one of the many non-verbal ways to communicate to someone that you see them specifically more than any one else around. Keep your mouth closed though. Let me try. Okay. No, that looks like their hair is on fire. So tone it down just a little bit. Do it, look again. Okay. Well your mouth seems sad. Do it again with a slightly happy mouth. Oh no, no, no, no, no. It seems almost comically sexy. It’s comical. Be a little more serious so look away. I heard Paul Rudd got sexiest man alive. He did. He’s a goofball, I could be next. Did I say that out loud? Not a good look. All right, let’s move on. I’m not much of a starer. This is one I’ve seen on TikTok, and I don’t quite understand, really, rolling up sleeves specifically, when men roll up their sleeves. You just mean like just a little casual forearm. Well, and I don’t know if it’s the act of actively rolling up or if they have been rolled up. Are there any women here? Caitlin. Are there any women here. Caitlin said, it’s like, you’re about to get to work. I’ve got to dip my hands in something. I get this, I mean listen, I gotta get elbow deep in some love. I’m about to deliver a calf. Get the glove baby. Yeah. I think I’m going to understand the sexual, maybe, maybe not, but so far, these are all like yeah, of course. Yes. This is. I totally get why people think this is sexy. There’s no specific scientific reasoning behind this one, but some say it changes the perceived proportions of a man’s arm/body. Some say that it signifies that it makes it look like they’re ready to put in work. Caitlin wrote this. Some, including me Caitlin. Oh, here’s another one. Wearing gray, sweat pants, specifically men. Okay. Cross the line. No, this is in my opinion, there are dudes, who think that if you can see an impression or get an idea of their manhood that women think that’s sexy. I guess there are, you know there’s a famous scene in The Leftovers, who’s the guy? Yeah. Justin Thoreau. So he’s jogging and his. His hose is, along for the ride. You know what I’m saying? I actually think I think because he is considered a really sexy dude that women are into that. But I think you have to be like, you’ve got to be a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I don’t like to put people on scales, but I’m just saying you gotta be like a universally, super sexy guy to get away with this move. Every guy a 9 or below. You have to be someone’s 9 or 10, its different for each person, it doesn’t have to be universal. The person seeing outline of your schlong has to be somebody who’s super attracted to you because otherwise it’s just. And I will say, yeah, John Ham has a reputation. What are you looking at right now? I’m looking at a picture of a giant thing. Twinkle thingies is pulling up pictures of John Ham in sweatpants. I cannot look away. John Ham, I mean, this again, this is like second hand, second hand, second hand. This is like 8th hand information, but I’ve heard that John ham has a reputation for kind of letting it show and not wearing underwear. Well, there is actual like photos of this, so it could be firsthand. You could say. That’s also true of my high school soccer coach. He, he would wear, soccer shorts and no underwear. Like that was his thing. Like, and sometimes it’d be see through. I think we need to look into this. The dude was, he was actually a pretty crazy guy. He’s awesome. He’s actually, he’s pretty awesome. Dude, I mean, you just don’t want to be sitting on the bench behind him trotting back and forth, coaching the team and like giving it a nice yell. But yeah, you could really see his cheeks and his floppy drive. It was weird. You know, what is really sexy? Magic. Especially holiday magic. We’re actually bringing back Robert the mythical party magician. We did our holiday party last year on zoom, but also was here on the set with us doing magic tricks. He is doing his very only holiday magic special, exclusively for the mythical society. This Tuesday, December 14th, you can join any degree. First, second, or third, at mythical society.com to watch. Can we talk about this magic show for a second? Cause if it’s anything like the one that we had last year, it was so awesome. It’s tailored for mythical beasts. You will enjoy it because there’s inside jokes and it’s very referential. And its like, I have no idea how he does any of that. Yeah he’s a magician. Yeah I guess that’s the point? Well it is magic Stevie. Here’s a couple of a shorter ones. Absentmindedly playing with their hair. Absentmindedly, I like purposeful hair play. Absent, I just don’t know if it’s . I think it symbolizes, absent-minded symbolizes a nervous energy and when people have a nervous energy around you, it makes you think that they are nervous because of you. And so that can be sexy. What about two handed, absentmindedly playing with your hair? It’s just like, an Herbal Essences commercial. Well I don’t think its like fixing your hair. It’s like, twiddling. That’s a really good, I don’t have the science behind it, but I completely believed everything that you just said. Touching someone else’s hair is very intimate. Like if you touch someone’s head or hair, that’s very intimate. If you see them touching their own hair, it’s kind of like a disembodied version of your own hand touching their hair. And again, there’s gotta be other things at play. Like you gotta be attracted to other things before that really works. But when it works, it really works. This is interesting. This seems not like a real life typical thing. Nonchalantly leaning on a doorframe. Just like leaning over here. As if it was a doorframe. Again in the same way, leaning up against something, symbolizes comfort and so comfort in someone’s presence can also be a sexy thing. And also it’s also confidence. Like just a nice gangster lean gets you If you’re just standing in the middle of the room, you’re just like this. If you’re like a game character. You know, that’s not sexy, but the moment, the moment you’re just like. Wow, maybe put the left arm down, put it in your pocket, put it down your pants. But look at this, double trouble. There we go. That’s it. I’m both comforted and nervous. And then just stare and roll up your sleeves. Link, you will really like this one. Pushing up their glasses. Do it a few times. You talking about this. Do it in the way that you actually do it. Yeah. That’s exactly how you do it every time. You don’t touch them. You touch the side, you don’t touch them. Is there a reason you decided to touch the side instead of the middle or is it just because it’s easier? It doesn’t feel natural. I always, when I’m pulling up my glasses, do it from the side. Cause it feels like, why would you take your middle finger and then yeah. When you touch the middle it’s like something an actor who doesn’t wear glasses, who’s wearing glasses for a role does. Like a nerd role? Oh, it’s not really how you do that, but they’re doing it because they’re acting like they’re wearing glasses. I know I do this all the time and I’ve never seen anyone do that and think it was sexy, so. Yeah, this one’s tough for me. It’s a little too utilitarian. I mean to me, it’s akin to scratching your butt. I think pulling your glasses down is sexy. Do that. Yeah. See, I mean, yeah. Like that makes some sense. Right? Get a little open mouth gape with it, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Pushing them up is the complete opposite. Yeah. Pushing them up, it like puts you back in business mode, but when you’re down, it’s like party time. It’s like, I want to see you with my eyes not very well. You just got better looking. Join Robert, the mythical party magician. Tuesday, December 14th on the mythical society for an exclusive holiday magic special details at mythicalsociety.com.