Welcome to Good Mythical More. I believe that little fruit is tastier than its big fruit counterparts, but I could be wrong and let’s find out together by tasting the big and the little. But first, let’s do a new selfie face. This is “do bugs think about us?” I dunno, it could be an animated GIF. All right, so we got some ‘nanas and some smaller nanners. We’ve got some strawbrerries. Pretty similar size, though. And some smaller, and we’ve got some grapes. We’ve got some green grapes. We’ve got some blueberries. Blueberries are the most obvious, let’s start there. You don’t like blueberries of any size. Oh, yes I do. In a smoothie, but not straight up. I like a small blueberry, but I’d rather not eat a blueberry than eat the big one. ‘Cause it’s too milly. Right? Well, what’s your opinion? I like them. I like a big one ’cause that’s just amazing they can even grow something this big. You like a big one better. It’s like full of paste. Blueberry paste. And then the little one, they pop more. Ooh, yeah. I think it’s almost exactly the same. The ratio, they’re tarter. The one I just ate was tarter. Tartar? It’s more tart. Oh, you know what? So we disagree? Because, yeah, I just thought I like bigger. Because you guessed correctly two out of three times, we’re gonna stroke your Eggos. Egos. Yup. You have a little something to say? Yeah. You look prettier than a rich lady’s porch on the 4th of July. Okay. Yeah. There’s more where that came from. You know how they… What do you wanna eat next? They really go for it. Those bananas seem very similar in size. Well, you know, they got what they had at the, I wanna say the airport. Yeah, well we only shop at the airport. You probably do, as well. The airport grocery. I think this is a biggun. And that’s a little one. Now, I know you, again, I know you don’t like to eat bananas in this fashion, does your family have bananas that other people in their family eat? Yeah. “Yeah.” This is actually the perfect time to eat a banana in my mind. A little bit green. My mom and I, we love the green. Not the ones that the peel sticks, but when the peel is just able to get away from that. Anybody on slightly green banana page with me? Yes. Stevie, you’re on slightly green banana peas, paste, page? I do enjoy– What? So am I, by the way. I said you’re on slight green banana peas. Open your big pea before you eat that one. Yeah, it makes your pee a little bit light green, doesn’t it? Oh, oh, oh, ooh. The monkeys open it like this. You mean the band? Yeah. The band. I’m gonna go for the biggun first. I mean, this one’s got more girth but not as much length. Which one’s better? Go for the, I dunno. I don’t know which one you think is bigger. I know this one’s bigger for me. Mmm. That’s a good banana. Man, that’s a good… Yeah. I like them at this level. I like ’em. What we do at our house is if they stay out too long and they get brown, never throw them away. Put them in the freezer, with peel on, then take it and put it into a smoothie. Leave the peel on and put it in your smoothie. What? Way more nutrients, way more banana flavor, way more fiber. The peel? Try it! In your smoothie, you blend it up. And it’s frozen, so it’s icy. It’ll be completely brown, don’t be alarmed. Break it in half, that’s a fun little thing. Throw it in there, more nutrients, more fiber, more banana flavor. So when you break it in half, the peel breaks in half? Just like it’s a stick, man. Wow. I’m trying that. You taught Nicole something. They’re very good. You taught her a food thing. You did. These are almost too close to compare, but I do believe that the small one was a little bit better. I agree with that. A little bit better. And I’m talking about the skinnier one. Not the longer one. You got another one, Rhett? I’ll leave it to you. I’ll do the strokin’ and you do the reading. I’d like to get a mask of your face and wear it on my face. Not creepy at all. Maybe give them another one because I don’t know. That might’ve been interpreted as creepy. I know it wasn’t intended that way. I’ve never seen anyone pull off a pair of jorts like that. Oh, you’re watching them take off their jorts? Oh! I mean, just… You know. It has a double meaning. Watch that. All right. The apples are kind of the same, too. Let’s go to the strawbrerries. You a strawberry fan? Yeah. You’ve come around. I’ve picked a few in my day. They’re best when you’re just out there picking them, and you don’t have to pay for them if you eat them in the patch. Okay, I got another hot fruit tip, okay? Okay. Don’t take your strawberry and hold it like this, and bite it, and leave that, okay? Again, take this, pull it off. Leave the stem. Eat the whole dang strawberry. Okay. Don’t be a jerk. All those times that we fed each other, we did that so that my finger wouldn’t be in your mouth. Yeah, right. You don’t taste that little stem. You get the full strawberry experience. There’s no waste. You get a little extra fiber, a little extra nutrients. Both of these are like normal non-puliply strawberries. Like when you get into that, like , it’s like it’s genetically glommed onto itself. Like, that’s when they start to get a little… Bestial. Bestial? Monstrous. There’s a clear winner on this one for me. It has to be the smaller one. You remember the wild strawberries that we would pick? They were like that little. They’d be in your yard in North Carolina. Stevie, did you have those? Yes. They didn’t taste good. No, they have very little flavor, but I would eat all of them. In like a field, not just like curbside. They were in my side yard. The yord. Really? Side yord, side yord. Side yord. Like next to the clovers. If you saw clovers, Not front yord. certain times of year, you’d see little strawberries. Which one’s better? The bigger one was better. Oh the small one was better. But I got a weird one. ‘Cause I know the smaller ones are better. Grapes? We don’t eat grapes at our home because grapes, it only takes a couple of grapes to kill a dog. Something else you might not know. I am full of facts today. Dang, look at you. You got something about all of this. I mean, literally a few grapes can kill a dog, and they will keep eating them, especially if they’re Barbara. So like when we got Barbara, and we are a grape-loving family, we had to stop eating grapes. You miss grapes? And so we like go stay in an Airbnb without Barbara, and we’re like, let’s get some grapes! Oh yeah! And we just sit there, and we eat nothing but grapes! You could put them in the side yord! That’s a little grape. This is almost like pre-champagne grape. There’s a seed in that one. I like a champagne grape. I love a champagne grape. Those are so good. I’m so glad you brought those up. Those are the best things. Those are the best. And so we know that the smaller, the better. Because of the champagne grape. The smaller, the better was the case on that one. And these great ones, I mean that right there. You like a white grape or a dark grape? I don’t discriminate. I don’t discrimi-grape. I like all kinds of grapes, man. I’ma have to bite this one in half. I passed that grape section in the grocery store and now they got those cotton candy flavored grapes. I don’t know why I emphasize flavored like that, but they got so many different grapes. I miss them so bad. Maybe we’ll get rid of Barbara. The bigger, the grape. It’s not dramatically different, I will say that. It’s still good. Like a blueberry’s a totally different experience, in my opinion. Not a totally different experience. I would say even. I’d say they’re actually even for a normal grape, if you’re not gonna bring champagne into it. We’re saving these pears for last. Let’s go with the apples next. I’ll bet you that no serial killer tendencies, and, what? It’s okay, Rhett. I bet you have no serial killer tendencies, and that’s pretty commendable. There’s a lot of in that. That’s why it was so hard. Let me just do another one. Serial tiller kendencies. Tommendable. TBH you look healthy AF, KK? We’ve been doing this for 10 years. It never gets old. In order to celebrate the 10 years of GMM, we’re not just doing all this stuff that we’re doing, we’re also dropping an anniversary collection! Oh crap, this is part of it. For all the mythical beasts out there, This looks good, but doesn’t this look nostalgic? But updated? And look at what it says. Look at this. On the sleeve, upside down. You have to just turn your computer upside down. Or just turn the sweatshirt around. Yeah. “10 years of mythicality?” What’s that sleeve say, bro? Bro, it says “10 years of mythicality.” And see it’s the wheel. Remember that logo? Mythical.com is where you can get that. And a lot of all the other nostalgic logo stuff. I don’t know if I got a big apple and a little apple. I just grabbed two of the apples. No, I gave you a big and a little, I know they’re close. Do you remember the little crab apple trees that we would find in the fields, as well? Those weren’t good either. Yeah, but. The only thing that was good that we got wild was blackberries. We would find blackberries That was reliable. while hiking and just eat as much as we could. There was a crab apple tree in the field across from my house. We’d get a bunch of those, and that was hard to eat. Wild fruits, man. I miss wild fruits. California, we live in a desert. I mean, I know you can like get like a book and know what you can eat, but it all just tastes like desert foods. It’s like eating grasses and stuff. Is this even a legitimate test? They’re the same size. You’re just gonna grab an apple and eat it? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’ve never not been disappointed by eating an apple. Now, I like it taking a bite out of an apple, but eating a whole apple? Different story. Another fruit fact, you take two apples like this, take a bite out of them, push them together like this. Yeah? Set them in the back of your fridge. A couple weeks later, you’ll have a apple twice that big. One apple? One apple. You won’t even see the seam anymore. Just add cool temperature? You gotta keep it between 38 and 42. You might wanna put duct tape around it to keep it together. I mean, honestly, you take a bite of an apple, it’s like, this is a magical experience. And then you eat the whole apple, and you’re like, oh God, I don’t know if I wanna do that again. Now, if you take two apples, and you put a banana in between them, like this, and you put that in the back of the refrigerator, you’re gonna offend some people. Two bites, still not bad. But if you eat the whole apple, very bad. How is it that when I Google the phrase “super-duper alley-ooper,” your goshdarn face always pops up. Super-duper alley-ooper. Your goshdarn face? Yeah, every time. They just keep getting better, don’t they? Where’d y’all get a little pear like this? This is at the airport? Look at that. They got these at the airport now? Look at that cute little pear. Man, just one of those shops, huh? Where you can get the last minute earbuds. This is better than a peach emoji. I would like some Tic Tacs, some cheap, knockoff earbuds, and one of those little pears. I’ve never had a pear this small. I feel like I need to let it grow up before I devour it. Yeah. All right, let’s bite the biggie first. Pears have a small window of edibleness. I’d say it’s 12 hours. He set the bar pretty high with like, I’m gonna have something to say about every fruit. Now he’s just. No, listen. Tell me that’s not ripe enough. It’s not ripe enough. Not ripe enough. It needs a 12 hour window. I mean, it tastes like something that shouldn’t have been taken off a tree. How often do you eat pears, would you say? Surprisingly, I’ve eaten a lot of pears. One a month. I’d say about one a month. Really? Yeah, we have ’em at the house. Is that a high frequency? I cannot tell you the last time I ate a pear. We keep them in a bowl at the house. Jessie will get pears. She’s not afraid to get pears. I think our wives have colluded, and they both think they’re beautiful. Oh, this is so hard, I think it’s stuck. Oh my God. I mean, I can’t. You’re gonna have to grab my jaw. You’re gonna have to grab my jaw. And what? You want this? You want one of these? You’re gonna wedge that in here and get it out. Oh! It’s stuck on my teeth! You want me to punch it down the throat? You’re gonna lose your jaw. Look at that! I couldn’t even get through it. Okay, well that’s pretty good. I think a little pear is just an unripe and ungrown pear. I think they get bigger as they get riper. Yeah so, I think the bigger the pear, the better the experience. So it goes against our traditional logic. You know, we’re always learning stuff here. 10 years in, we’re learning stuff. You know, we ain’t too proud to beg for knowledge. You may not think you can pull off a funky hat, but we’re here to tell you that, not only can you pull it off, you look like a glamorous Hollywood movie detective who always solves the case. And while you’re at it, pull off those jorts, too. Celebrate 10 years of GMM with the new anniversary collection available at mythical.com while supplies last.