Welcome to Good Mythical More. I hope you don’t mind, but we’re just gonna be trying on glasses. You can let us know in the comments what you like. I could always use a fresh pair and after your performance today, I think you might need some. Well, I hope you don’t mind that we’re also gonna give away a thousand dollars I don’t mind! To the National Alliance to end homelessness, to aid in their mission to prevent and end homelessness in the United States. They work collaboratively with the public, private and nonprofit sectors, leading to stronger programs and policies that help homeless individuals and families make positive changes in their lives. Please join us in giving at Endhomelessness.org. Thank you for being your mythical best. Yes! 10 years, the celebration continues. But that doesn’t mean we can’t get fresh looks. Fresh looks. Okay, so. We shot a mythical society exclusive bonus round and all I’m gonna say is that, You suffered. I did suffer. And now, if I speak in your direction, you might suffer. We both are gonna- Mine smells like cod sperm, so. Oh. Which apparently, the correct term is cod milt. Yeah. So, I was told at least three years ago by an optometrist that it was time for me to get glasses, but then the world, you remember what happened with the whole thing? Oh yeah. Yeah, so life changed a little bit, so. You’re like, I don’t need to see. Maybe this is the year that I do this. That’s a bit too comedic. You don’t wanna be like, I’m a comedian with your glasses, do you? Well, first of all, I mean, this wouldn’t work on this set because look, we’d be like, “Oh, there’s a light. They have lights.” And the other thing is, I don’t think you should have glasses that the rim of the top goes above your eyebrow. Doesn’t that feel like just a no-no? I don’t know why, but I know that this is a no-no. Oh, okay. Yeah but like, having the eyebrows underneath is not something that you wanna do. Or even. Yours are basically even. The top of your glasses. It kinda works for me a little better. Well, you know, ’cause it sits lower. Yeah, it sits in the right place on your face. It drops a little bit, but they’re so bulbous. That’s why when you look straight, you can see the light. Wow, that almost works, man. Okay, well, you gonna wear those, and I’ll just start wearing yours. Let’s just do that. They’re too small. Your face is wider than mine. It hasn’t always been. Can you not do that anymore? ‘Cause I don’t wanna stretch my glasses on your face. It’s not that much wider. So, I don’t think those are gonna work, but you know, when we first met Pasley, He had big glasses. He was crying. No. No, he had, not like these, but he had round glasses. Is he in the room? No. I wonder if he still has those. Those were a good look, Pasley. You should go back to those, wherever you are. But they were big round, not little round. I’m interested in those, but you can try them on, first. ‘Cause I tried to get new glasses. Over Good Mythical Summer, Glasses sit higher I wear different glasses and then I couldn’t stick with them. They kept falling down and I haven’t fixed them to where- Well, here’s the interesting thing that I’m noticing and I think this is gonna impact any glasses selection. First of all, these glasses make my nose look like it’s a fake nose that I got at Party City, okay? Now that you say that. So, and if you see, I don’t think my nose looks like a fake Party City nose, just as it sits on my face. They’re just, there’s a lot. Your nose is long and it shortens it. Also, sit up straight. But you know, one of the things that’s happening as well is- When you’re giving glasses a chance, you really gotta pose. Well no but, see, glasses lodge in a certain spot right there on me, which sends them above, like, Look at me. These won’t go above your eyebrows like they’re doin’ for me just because of the relationship of my nose bridge to my eyebrow height. I like these. See, again, what I’m learning is that it’s gonna be difficult. Yeah, there’s Pasley’s old glasses. Eh, they weren’t really that round. They were just big. Yeah, I wonder if you size it, this almost works. Like, the old lady version of me and they’re green on the side. The glasses journey for me is gonna be difficult, is what I’m learning. I think these could work for me. Well, I think you become just about 7% more punchable with those glasses. And- Did I have that much margin to work with? No, you’re right at the threshold so we do not need to send you over. I actually don’t think so, man! Just give it a week and you won’t be thinking anything of it. Okay, this is not gonna work. I’m gonna keep these as a candidate. Now I just look like I want to do an experiment. If you like these on me, say green. Oh, see, they’re only green on the inside. Let’s call these the grandma glasses. No, no. They are too narrow. Well, they’re just, I mean, they’re too serious. Well, they don’t fit you. I mean, they gotta fit your face first and then you can decide what they say about you, but they don’t even fit. I think these would be too narrow for you, actually. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, put your- A little bit too much? Huh? Maybe not. A little too German villain. Yeah. Okay. It’s a hexagon inside of a circle, though. That’s pretty cool, though, isn’t it? I can just try it. I think he’s trying a little too hard. Yeah. Ain’t no shame in trying hard. No, this feels like the secretary on Monsters; Inc. You know what I’m saying? It’s old, yeah. It’s cat eye. It’s also uneven or at least, it emphasizes the unevenness of my own face. That’s not gonna work. Reject it that way. Now these, for you, are more of like, a aviator type thing. And I have another one over here I want you to try. Now, I would think that this is- I’m really channeling that, “Hi, call me Parker, Warby Parker.” Not a sponsor. This is the first thing that if I were to come back from my glasses shot with these, you might not think, oh, you made a good choice. Like, everything so far has been so far off. Look directly at me. I think I need rims. They’re too wide, actually. I can’t go rimless. They make your eyes look big. Actually, try these. No. They sit too high and they’re too small. They might work. Let me try those. I really don’t like wire rim. It’s like, it just makes my eyebrows disappear entirely. And because I’m so used to having dark rim glasses and you think I have darker eyebrows than I actually have, I really don’t. Like, it looks like I don’t have eyebrows. Look at my face! Look how blank my face looks when I’m like this. The shadow above your eye is going. It’s also the angle of the lighting we have, here. Yeah, this particular lighting is not flattering for me without glasses. Gives me a stronger brow. So, this doesn’t work for me. It didn’t work for you. But if they just didn’t fit, I think… No, it’s not too promising. Try these. No way that’s gonna work. No way. Do you have any that are like the, well. It makes you look normie. You look like you need to work at a desk job. It doesn’t say anything about you. What about the ones that have like, a rim on top, like a horn rim, but then there’s no frame on the bottom? Do we have any of those? That might work. Here’s kind of a version of my glasses that are green on the bottom. These are gonna be too flat, I think. Yeah, those don’t fit. This looks like your old glasses. Yeah, those don’t fit. Like, one set back. I actually think like, a deep red like this would work for you, sir. Yeah, this is not a fun trip to the, what do you call the person, LensCrafters? The glasses hut. I like the color, but the fit doesn’t work. Like, getting a reddish color- You have anti-glare on, don’t you? I believe so, yeah. I mean, look at the difference. Like, if you didn’t have anti-glare glasses, it’d be a real problem. I’ve had these glasses for so long. Like, I had these glasses with my old haircut. And before that, I had some… These don’t work. Let me try those. These hit the eyebrow in the right place. Yeah, they’re just not big enough. See, they fit me, I think. They’re a little narrow, but mmm. I just don’t- I don’t know if I wanna hang out with that guy. Let’s see, these. I’ve saved some good ones for you, over here. Look at these safety goggles. Now, but if you didn’t know that these were safety goggles, We’re giving the profile. See, look at that. It has a whole shield on the side. But if you look straight at me, though. Like, the shape of, like, Push them up. Potentially, a clear glass could work. Push them out like this? No. Just like, make them fit. Yeah. And just a reminder, we talked about it yesterday, but we have a whole Docu series over on the Mythical Society. It’s called Good Mythical Origins, where we explore the origins of all types of mythical lore. As you can see, we can’t. Rhett’s nicknames in high school, the history of the dart game and the T word that makes Rhett do, you know what he does. How did all that stuff get started and what do we really feel about them? It’s an exposé, of sorts. Mythicalsociety.com. This could be interesting. They’re all out now. Binge watch them all. This could be interesting. Now we’re talking. Now we’re talking. Everything got bigger. No, there’s no arms on those things. Whoa, it’s amazing how much bigger your face gets when I turn towards you ’cause they’re just readers. They’re armless. Armless readers. This is what all glasses in the future are gonna be, y’know? Why? ‘Cause in all the future movies, it’s just a bridge, nose bridge. How does that work? It kind of just pinches it. Just pinches it? That style is called Pince Nez. Pince Nez? Pince Nez. Oh, it does. It pinches it. It just pinches you, right there. You kinda forget it’s there. My eyes are further apart. Here, put that that a way. If you had told me to like, tell you how far my eyes were apart, These are intriguing, I’ve been saving these for you. I wouldn’t have known that they were this far apart. These are crazy. Two different types of glasses in one. Put these on. I wouldn’t do something like this. It’s kinda like dad’s trying to cook up Flubber in the basement, kind of a wacky dude. You know, it’s interesting when you go from, like, when you look at them here, you’re like, oh, those are very different. When you put them on your face, you just think, You’re like two face. Am I seeing that person wrong? You know what I’m saying? Like, I feel like I gotta do a double-take to know if there’s something wrong with their glasses or something right with their glasses? These are gonna be wrong, too. You’re not really getting anywhere. Nope, nope. I got it, I got it. You’re gettin’ nowhere. Great way to start off the year. Oh. Oh, really? If they hit the eyebrows in the right place and they are the right, like, these actually fit. Yeah, they fit correctly. My eyes are in the middle of the spectacle part. You’ve really lowered the bar. Now, let’s give you some Pacino, all right? Give me your best Pacino impression. What’s that?! Is that a woman I’m smelling?! I didn’t say- Is that the scent of a woman?! Okay, here we go. Here we go. Man, this is- You know what? You need to just get contacts, man. No, no, man. The funny thing is, is that I’ve put glasses on this show before where I was like, oh, I can wear glasses. Was this a prank? Did you pick all these glasses to try Yeah. To make a point that I shouldn’t get glasses? I just don’t wanna compete with any other glasses wearing person at the desk. Your glasses look better than any other glasses. Maybe I’ll just get exactly the same pair that you have. Stop wearing my glasses! It’s not stretching, don’t worry. My eyes are further apart, but my head is not putting extra pressure on it. Oh, you’re like a hammerhead shark. Yeah. Like legitimately, your glasses look twice as good, three times as good as any of the options that were provided for us, so I guess I just have to get the exact same pair. If you like me and these, then I can let you use mine in the meantime. No, especially with that jacket, man. Somebody’s gonna take you around the corner and you’re never coming back. Yeah I am, and I’m me and I’m proud of it. Come back tomorrow, as we wrap up our 10 year celebration week, aight? Good Mythical Origins explores the true history behind some of our favorite mythical lore. Join to binge all episodes now at mythicalsociety.com.