Welcome to Good Mythical More! Let’s get to know some crew members, a couple of new ones too, and see which ones are good at lying. But first let’s take a new selfie face. This one’s called, “First in a human centipede, and loving it.” How can we both be first? How about I’ll be first? You’re going to have to put your face lower. How about, I think it’s going to be, yeah, this is what it’s going to have to be Oop, I’m getting crew members in this shot. Okay, that’s over with. Alrighty, come on in guys. Trevor. Hello, hello, hello. Jasmine. Natalie. Lucas. How are we all going to fit? Well, we’re going to move over here and we’re gonna give you some room-room-room-room-room. There you go. Welcome to the show for the first time, Jasmine and Natalie. Hey Jasmine. Hey Natalie. Hi! Lucas, slide on over. I know we all have to get uncomfortably close. Not uncomfortable. Okay. Okay so you each have a card– Well then don’t look uncomfortable! I’m not! Oh, okay. Look happy. You each have a card that says that you have a particular talent. Two of you are telling the truth, two of you are lying. Well, hold on. Let’s go one at a time. Don’t put it- I’m saying, put it down. We’ll start with Trevor. My card says “Trevor”, colon, can burp the ABCs. With your colon? No, that’s like a, that’s a punctuation mark. Oh, okay. Because that would be farting, that would be farting your ABCs. Jasmine, I’d love to see yours now, yes. “Jasmine can talk with her mouth closed.” Talk with her mouth closed? That’s harder than it seems. Yeah, that’s a special, I don’t know if that’s harder than burping the ABCs. I think it might be. Okay. Natalie, what you got? I’m Natalie, and I can spin a basketball on my finger. Well, we happen to have one. So we’ll be able to test that claim. That’s going to happen without a prop. And I’m guessing Lucas can eat three balls. Just three. Okay, I got, “Lucas learned how to juggle during quarantine.” Oh, I like the way you played it off, like you’d never seen it before. Really having to read that thing. Oh, wow, okay. Learned how to juggle during quarantine, hmm? That was like the past year or two when we were all home. Oh yeah, I’ve wiped that from my memory. I would think that Lucas knew how to juggle already, but that feels like a trick question. He’s an artsy guy. I know that he’s done some sculpting. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he had like a couple of years, like where he hopped on a train and went to a circus. Right. Then fell off the train. Isn’t this supposed to be questions? Welcome to Good Mythical Morning, where we roast Lucas! All right. We’ll roast you too. Burping your ABCs… What’s your favorite soft drink? What’s my favorite soft drink to burp with or just in general? Cause to burp with is Sprite, but in general is Diet Coke. Whoa. Okay. So there’s a difference. What about Sprite makes it better for burping? Sprite, I find that the sugar tends to get everything a little bit more jumbled up in there. You think? And I don’t know. I feel like Sprite just generally a little bit more carbonated than Diet Coke in a can. Hmm. That’s a lot to think about. He’s owning the fact that he optimizes his burps. It does feel like the kind of thing that Trevor would have done, like throughout his teen years. And then he just breaks it out a little bit, you know, here and there, like you did it some summer camp, right? Do you want to know where I learned it? It was from the Scooby-Doo movie. ‘Cause there’s a scene where Shaggy fake burps, and I remember being a kid watching it and I was like, “Oh my gosh, did he?” and obviously, you know, it was fake, but I was like, he just burped on command. I want to learn to do that. And that’s when I started trying to figure out how to burp. Hmm. See, I’m realizing that they can speak freely. I thought we just had to ask him questions. Well, yeah, but he could be lying about it. Yeah, that’s the game. I’m realizing that now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, wow, why is he telling us all this? Is it reverse psychology? No, he might be lying. What’s largest group of people you’ve ever demonstrated it for? I don’t know. The largest group of people? Like did you ever do in front of a group of a hundred? I did it at, we had a, like a retreat for juniors and seniors at my high school. I think I might’ve done it there, but I don’t know how many people were there. Okay, I see. It was a small high school, This is almost unequivocally true. And like, I’m looking at that goozle. We’re goozle brothers. Goozle! We both, we both work in a strong goozle. Yeah. And I think that helps with burping. Potentially. I don’t know. Jasmine. Hi. Why are you looking at me like that? I just didn’t know what a goozle was. Oh really? That’s what I call an Adam’s apple. Oh. It’s good! What do you call it? An Adam’s apple. Okay. So Jasmine, I see you can talk with your mouth open. Yeah. That’s a thing that I do sometimes. I mean, I’ve seen her talk to me every time I’ve gone by her desk. She’s happy enough to speak to me. But I have a mask on. That’s true. That’s right, that’s right. It is true. Yeah. I can see through masks. Dang, that’s true. You could have been talking with your mouth closed the whole time. Were you? No, I was not. It’s more of like… There’s a distinct sound- Situation. Yeah, yeah. She basically almost demonstrated it. Oh, the cheeks come out. The cheeks came out at night. Oh. Mine don’t. Okay. When did you- what inspired you to try to learn how to do this? It was actually pretty recent. I saw a girl on TikTok do it and I was like, “I got a big mouth. I could do that.” Wow. Okay. This is becoming suspect at this point. Why? Somebody can’t learn something? I mean, I just think that, you know, it’s once you’re no longer a kid, it’s really hard to learn new things. It’s why I haven’t learned anything in about 30 years. I’m a kid! Why is it harder to learn things when you’re not a kid? Neural plasticity, man. Yeah. Like old dog new tricks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are there any things that are easier to say, like certain words or consonants? Less breathy words, because I have to breathe through my nose when I talk with my mouth closed. So lots of- no “ha”s or “his”. Well, she’s fine. Did you watch like a tutorial video on this, or did you just emulate the TikTok? I just tried to emulate it and I realized that I could do it. I took like a class in high school to learn accents. So it was like, maybe I’ll be kind of good at it. Accent class? Yeah. What different accents? I don’t want to demonstrate that. I’m not that good! That’s going to be a different game, but we will put you on the spot later in the season. All right, Natalie. Hi. So what other things do you like to do with a basketball? Dribble it and hold it. So the second thing that she does with the basketball is hold it. I dribble it first, and then I hold onto it. So did you- okay, can you demonstrate the triple threat position? No. Okay. All right. What’s that? So did you play basketball in high school? Should I- Does it look like I did? She’s about five feet tall. Not even! Not even. Almost. So why, why spin a basketball on your finger? Why learn that? Well, I grew up being like a tomboy as a kid, because I have two older brothers, so I wanted to be cool and I wanted to like blend in, and fit in. So, I went on the playground and I was like, “Oh, some kids are doing it. Let me try it. Let me give it a go.” And then I started to practice and everyone’s like, “Hey, you’re that basketball girl, huh? Do the thing. Not the basketball thing, but do the spinny thing!” And so I kept doing it. Yeah. So hey, that’s the girl who can dribble, hold, and spin a basketball. I can do three things. Three basketball things. Triple threat. Oh, there. This sounds made up to me. It was a touching story, though. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah. I mean, I could see it unfold. There was a visual, as if you had to like, come up with something to picture to then lie about. Right, yeah. Yeah. Okay, Lucas. Oh, more questions? We’re actually going to ask you- Or insults? I’m sorry. I’ve been known to be- Time at the circus, that must be a badge of honor, man. And I’ve always wanted to jump a train. I have never jumped a train. Yeah. I’m so sorry. There’s a couple of YouTube channels where it’s pretty much what they do. Jump trains? Yeah. Highly illegal. Not advised. Yeah. But they’re like in Europe and they’ll get on these trains, and they’re trying not to get caught, and they stay on there and they’re like, “We’re going to go 50 miles to this next place. I know people that did it in North Carolina. Really? Yeah when I went to school down there. Yeah. Why did you want to learn how to juggle? I mean, why does anybody want to learn how to juggle? My girlfriend wanted me to, honestly, it was kind of a thing for her. She was like, you know. It’s a kink? No, it’s- I don’t know if it’s a kink, it’s just like, you know, you need hand eye coordination and, I don’t know. To spice things up in the bedroom. Did she want you to juggle while doing something else? Yeah, and, well, juggling is about doing many things at once, you know? You could say that it transcends to all things. And one more thing. Yeah, and another thing – and what was that? Just pointing at a thing. Yeah. Well. I’m going to give you another opportunity to clarify the first thing you said. Please go for it. Just start over. Okay. Your girlfriend, it was her idea. It was, okay, I’m not going to throw her under the bus like that. It was my idea, because it’s like a cool thing to do. To juggle. And like, I saw y’all doing it. And I thought like- Who? Us doing it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. We tried to do it on that episode where we tried to outdo the mythical beasts. Oh, yeah. Okay. So that’s where I think we ended up getting these. Oh, so you brought in the props. Yeah. So he dealt with these, and he was like- “Where do the props go after these episodes?” You ask to the prop master. So what does he do with them? He masters them. He masters them. He masters the props! He masters the props. Everything we’ve had on the show, you’ve mastered. You’ve taken it home and mastered it? All of it. So you took a- Even Brittany? Even Brittany. Oh, no! That’s not funny. Yes. He mastered Brittany. I’m with Natalie on this. I don’t want to imagine that, no. No, no, no. Listen, Brittany is in a box in storage- You want to just cradle this? She’s fine. Yeah, I want to hold it. I need to hold something to hold something too. Okay. I’m gonna hold something. First of all, have you guys seen the comic book that we made? No. Well, it’s called Blood Oath. Rhett and Link versus the- I gotta get the name right, I keep having to look at it like Lucas and his card. Rhett and Link versus the Global Love Making Crisis. Yes. Same story, two different covers. You don’t know which one you’re gonna get. If you’re a third degree Well, you know, I’ll give you a little bit of the story. Just a little bit of the story. So basically this right here, this is the Zaga-Soose. This is an animal that we can turn into when we do our blood oath that we did when we were kids. And we are facing JADE which is an evil- Oh, you know what? It’s an acronym for something that you have to read to find out about. And it’s a bonkers, off the rails story. Two different covers. One story. Gotta be third degree monthly by January 31st or third degree quarterly or annual by March 31st to get this collectible, you can only get it at The Society. Trevor, you’re in this, dude. I am? No. Oh. What’s on the back? That was a good lie. But you might be in episode two. Oh really? Yeah. I’d love that. What’s my power? Do I have one? TBD. You would just be yourself. Oh. So, okay. He has a power. It’s burping. I think it’s burping the ABCs. Oh, yeah. My power. Duh! Oh man. I kind of feel like, my instinct is, we’ve got two truths and two lies organized in that way. But, I don’t know. What do you think? I think that he did learn to juggle because I think that- well, but then they’re putting in both of the.. Yeah, I think that- yes. I agree with you. You agree? Yeah. I thought he was telling the truth. Lucas, I don’t know about. And these two, we just don’t know that well. Okay. Natalie, let’s start with you. We’re pretty sure you were lying. So, prove us wrong. I need a little space. Spin that basketball. She needs a little space. So I don’t drop it. Does that count? I mean, yeah, she’s doing it. She’s doing it. That- Okay. You thought I was lying! I got in the school year book for that. Really? When I was seven years old. Yeah, there’s a picture of me somewhere. I can’t imagine how tiny you were at seven. Yeah, um. Me too. Not much smaller, yeah. Natalie, I feel like we owe you an apology. So hold on, now should we rearrange? We can’t. We can’t rearrange? I mean, we’re.. Let’s just see how wrong we were. Trevor, we had to be right about you. No, I can’t. I wish I could. What? We were completely wrong! With the goozle and everything? I can juggle though. Can you make yourself burp at all? I didn’t know that that was a talent. I didn’t think that was good enough to put down. Sorry, Lucas. I don’t know. No. You can’t make yourself burp. I can’t either. And I think it’s because we’re goozle brothers. We’re goozle- I think it actually keeps you from- That’s what I should have known. Well, hold on, why did you say the exact opposite? I don’t know. I was lying! Why were you lying? Because I want to be able to burp! You threw us completely off, man. Oh, yeah. Here you can try to juggle. Try to juggle? Hey, hey, he can juggle! Look at the juggle face. It’s the juggle face. Okay. Jasmine, you can do this. I cannot, I can- I can burp a few ABCs. We said that she was- did we say? No, we said- You said it was true, yeah. I’m sorry. We were completely wrong! Yeah, that was completely wrong. Completely wrong! So you can juggle? I can’t. Why’d you throw it at me? Yeah, I can juggle. I mean, the story I told was completely true. You guys used these for Beat The Beast and then I took them home and I learned how to juggle for like literally no reason. Look at that. Yeah. Look at that. Look at that, it’s juggling. Spin the ball at the same time. Although according to Trevor, this is not a talent, but he doesn’t have one. I didn’t think it was good enough. They didn’t want me to do my Patrick Warburton impression. Okay, do your Patrick Warburton. Whoa, keep going. Oh! We’re the circus. I can burp a few ABCs! Oh, you can? Rhett and Link. Good Mythical Morning. Thanks everybody for coming out. Thank you for 10 years of the show, guys. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Nope! We already did that. If you get a picture of Patrick Warburton’s face, you could make the mouth move and then put my voice over it. That’s pretty uncanny. Oh, what a sad More. What? Why? We’re all talented! Okay? You learned some new stuff about us. Yeah, yeah we did. We did, we did. Join third degree monthly by January 31st or quarterly or annual by March 31st to get Mythical’s first ever comic book! Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.