Welcome to Good Mythical More. How well do we know our skate lingo, having just hung out with the one and only Tony Hawk. And how well do we know our words? Like fecund. Spell that. F-E-C-U-N-D, fecund? Fecund, fecund. I think it’s fecund. Fecal matter is nasty doo-doo, so this is a verb. This is to let a nasty doo-doo escape. Is it to? Yeah, when you let a nasty doo-doo… I think I fecunded, I’m sorry, I need… I succumbed to the need to poo-poo. What is it, twinkle thingy? Producing or capable of producing offspring, fruit, vegetation in abundance. Does that include poo? Because we could be right. Wow so… Offspring, the capability of producing anything in abundance. So if you poop a lot, you’re… You’re so fecund. Hmm, I don’t know. It’s just a word, that like.. It feels like you’re about to say something bad, no matter how you say it. Yeah. What is your, like real life skateboarding experience? I had a Summer that me and my friend Josh took up skateboarding, while Rad was off the basketball camp. And I nearly broke my wrist, and when you land on it, like you land like this, like it hurts so bad. It’s one of those things where it’s like… I should invent something called a wrist guard. You just have to sit there and just be in pain and hope that one day it’s gonna end. And I just like walked back to my house and laid in my bed. I didn’t skateboard anymore after that. It’s hard to pick up when you’re, even when you’re like 16 years old. Well, when I was probably like… That’s what I told myself. 10 years old, we went to visit my cousins in Georgia and they both had these, you know, back in the ’80s, the skateboards, before they became, they were the banana board shape, but then they became kind of what Ever was on, which I heard was Lucas’s board. Okay. So it’s like, it’s more, what’s that called? Is it like… Hammerhead. Hammerhead. Fecund. And I remember my cousin had one and it said Snake, Rattle and Roll on it. And it had a snake on it. Nice. I’ll never forget that. And here we go, here we go, bring that in. Snake, Rattle and Roll on it? So it was this shape, but had way more stuff on it. Like it had the guards and the kick, whatever, all that stuff that all the boards in the ’80s had. Just like super heavy Now we just one-wheel. That’s what we do now. Well, but we came back and my brother asked for Christmas that we get those. We basically got the same exact skateboards. And then we would go to our next door neighbor and Mr. Barbara who was in… Smooth Mr. Barbara made a little cameo when we went back to Buies Creek. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The documentary, ’cause he was out there. We would go in his driveway, ’cause he had a smooth driveway and we would just go back and forth on it. And that’s as good as I ever got. I could go over a crack in concrete. Let’s see if we know these terms. Okay, the first one is Madonna. Madonna, I’m gonna pull a Madonna. I’m gonna, let’s see, that’s when you’re wearing like a really pointy bra and doing an alley. I’m gonna say, yeah right is wrong. Yeah, I think this good. Yeah right… Half pipe, this is happening on the half pipe but not as as Link described. Half pipe. It’s real. Yes. Oh yeah. And it’s a trick that Tony Hawk named. So, it’s a grab trick where the skateboarder grabs the heel edge of the board near the front wheel with their front hand and kicks their front foot off behind them and he named it the Madonna because at the time, Madonna was trendy as the trick itself. I mean, the dude he’s.. He’s a legend. He’s not here anymore. So, we don’t have to be embarrassed by not knowing the stuff that he’s invented, but we did shoot a TikTok with him. So go to our TikTok and check that out. Mythical, TikTok. I mean he was just out there. It’s cool to meet Tony Hawk I mean, there was just a moment that we were standing there and I was just like, Tony Hawk is skateboarding in our parking lot right now. Yeah and falling a few times. I mean, he’s going, I mean, he has not let getting older slow him down. He had no protective gear on. He’s just out there trying all this stuff and pulling off a lot of it. I was like, should we make him stretch? No, I didn’t want to tell him how to do his skateboarding thing, all right. I definitely would have stretched. Roastbeef. Roastbeef. Is it something that happens to you when you get injured. When you get injured. But it is not. It’s when your your leg gets strutted. It was a real Roastbeefer. My leg got Roastbeefed. He may have fecunded all over himself. It’s real, it’s a grab trick where the skater grabs the heel edge of the board with their back hand in front of their back leg. Hm hm, yup, you know it. I mean, do we have pictures of this? Yeah, in your mind. Is there like a wikiHow for this? Probably, yeah. How to do a Roastbeef? Can we catch Tony? Don’t just Google that because that will probably just lead to how to roast beef. The leg scrape, like the scrapes that you get mostly as a child because that’s the only time that you’re running and falling. I wish that were true. I don’t think I’ve ever really gotten one as an adult that like, you know what I’m talking about, like that scrape. Strawberry. Yeah, but like a deep… Oh yeah, they’re the worst. They have like, if you do get in the right place that’s got dirt and gravel all mixed into it. Yeah. Oh, being a kid again. The hamster… We do have a link. We can watch the Roastbeef, here we go. Oh, so you reach and grab the back of your… I guess everything’s got a name. So the heel side, yeah it’s where your heels are, it’s not the back of the board, so, okay, makes sense. The Hamster Wheel. Hamster Wheel, hamster wheels, where you keep going and going and going and going and going, yeah, right. There’s no way that this is a real trick. Hey, you guys are getting the hang of this thing. Like real skateboard knowers, yeah. We’re friends with Tony Hawk now. It was good to have a guest back in here, bringing in that guest energy. Everybody is on their best behavior, everybody is trying hard. All the cursing stops. You know, there’s a little bit more explanation. I don’t know what you’re implying. Everybody makes sure they close the door when they fecund. Usually we have a lot of crew members, just taking a poop, yeah. You guys should be closing the door when no guests are here, just so, you know, okay? Can you imagine that kind of like vibe, like how far you’d have to go to produce a vibe in the studio. You’d probably just go a few miles to a TikTok house. You think people are taking poops with the door open? Yes, there’s no rules in those places, Stevie, oh yeah. Is this like a guy thing, like if you were hanging out with your guy friends you’re just like, I’m gonna take a poop and you’re gonna watch. I gotta watch me. There is a thing that can happen amongst like college-aged guys where they’re trying to show how comfortable they are around each other. Where open-door poops will be like, there’ll be one guy who suggests it and the rest of the guys are like… Oh, he openly talks about it? It’s not just like an unsaid. We have to draw the line here. Like you’re like, guys, I wanna have a conversation today. I’ve been thinking, we need to take poops with the door open. I’m not talking from experience. I’m just saying that like, I feel like I was associated with groups of friends where that is very likely that that happened. I mean, walking around naked, you get to a certain point where it’s like, your entire apartment becomes like a locker room. Mh hm. So it’s like, if I wanna get from here to there and I’m not ready to put clothes on yet, I can do that. So that would happen. Yeah, a little moment of nakedness, yeah. That would happen. I think that’s pretty common in roommate situations. Yeah, I do think there’s a difference between taking a poop with the door open and being momentarily nude. Swiping the cheese. Swiping the cheese, that’s all the way, such an ’80s thing, you throw the cheese in it, you know. Swiping the cheese, I can imagine. Swiping the cheese. Why would swipe cheese though? I’ve never thought of those and I can’t reconcile those terms. Well, the problem is… Cheese and swiping. Here’s the thing, the two tricks that you don’t wanna mix, especially if you’re a Jewish skateboarder, is the Roastbeef and swiping the cheese. Yeah, right. Yeah, that’s fake. Swiping the cheese, that should be one. It should, how do we submit? How do we submit? What is the submission process for naming new tricks? Are they still naming new tricks? Email Tony. Tony, before you go. I gotta be right, I mean… Oh yeah. Work up a swipe the cheese. Mall grab. Mall grab, mall grab. Definitely a grab. So that’s easy, we’re on the right track. Malls, big 80s thing. Mall grab? You know. This feels like something. It feels like one of those coordinated shoplifting things that’s happening in places. Oh, there’s a mall grab and you know… It’s how you acquired your skateboard. Another mall grab. So it’s not a trick, but it is real. It’s a frowned-upon practice in which someone carries or holds a skateboard by the truck, similar to someone who buys their skateboards from malls. Oh, so it’s somebody who carries it like this, which is exactly the way, I believe, that we all just carried Tony Hawk’s skateboard. No, no, no, no we didn’t. No, I made a specific effort to hold it. Carried it like this and then I carried it like this. Yeah, I just carried it like this, it was much better. No mall grabs. 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I would play it all the time and also you could go into different, I’m sure you still can, you go into different environments and they had a mall that had been shuttered and there was, you know, all sorts of graffiti and stuff. Oh, an abandoned mall? That’s cool. And you could skateboard around that. So was this like a fangirl moment? Did you have a Tony Hawk fangirl moment? You didn’t tell him the story. I like Tony Hawk. I will say other crew members here may have had some fangirl moments, but not in like a… Who was fangirling the hardest? Like in a respect type of fangirl. I mean, they’re in the own minds. It’s Lucas, Lucas had the board Lucas fecunded himself. Let’s just keep that going. I knew it was gonna happen, somebody was gonna do it. We’re of an age, I mean, Tony Hawk was definitely a celebrity, but I mean, when we think of video game skating, we think of like T&C Surf Design, the Skate or Die. It was the follow up of it. Yeah, where you could surf and you could skate in the same game. It was a Nintendo game. Well, the other game I played was the Mary-Kate & Ashley horseback riding game. So when we get Mary-Kate & Ashley on the show, I will bring this back up. Which we should try. Yeah, that sounds fun. They can’t be in the same place at the same time ’cause then they’ll reveal that they’re not the same person. Knuckle taco salad. Do you wanna stay at GMM guest host height or do you want to come back up? Let’s go back up. Let’s go. And then I’m gonna come down a little bit so it seems like I’m not in the same height as you. You’re all the way up? Yeah, you stay down there, I’ll stay up here. Knuckle, what? Taco salad. Knuckle taco salad? Hm hm. Ah, no, that’s trying way too hard. That’s a game. Too many words. It’s an injury. Too many words. But it’s real, it’s a real injury that you can get. Nah, it’s fake. Knuckle taco salad is too hard to say to catch on. Satan’s shoelace. Fake. Definitely real. Satan’s shoelace ’cause it’s, you know, it’s when it gets caught around the truck and you’re sitting there, you know, you’re eating pavement, as they say. Getting some knuckle taco salads. Yeah. I noticed that when I exited saying hello to Tony, my shoe was untied and I thought ah, how irresponsible that I met that Tony Hawk with an untied shoe. I’m sure he was paying attention. He said something to me about it, but I didn’t think you knew about it, but… This is fake, not real. This is one of those boards that people do things with. It’s a handboard. So, a lot of times people do just the little finger boards, which they can get super complex. But this is just a handboard, I don’t… I think that is what it does. It’s like you sit there and you like land it. People who are good can do it and keep their hands on it, like a real skateboard. Chase said you use both hands like they’re your feet. One Summer I just sat out there in Mr. Barbara’s driveway trying to alley and it’s just, I mean, a whole Summer, I may have gotten like this. It’s tough, yeah. I never was able to alley anything. I could never do that. Next. I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this, but I’m going to say it, a Dog Piss. Oh, my God, Stevie. The underlords of Dogtown swim in the dog piss. Dog Piss, man. I think that’s irreverently real. I think this is also real. You’re right. It’s when you’re going through liquids. A fountain. Well, why don’t you see it’s a trick? So do you want to demonstrate the trick you think it is with your handboards? I think it’s like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it’s just one of those, you know like on a hot day and they’ve got those spritzers on some of those restaurant outdoor settings. Yeah. Outdoor setting thing. Can we see it? It’s when you skateboard under one of those. No, wait, what? Let’s see it. It’s a grab trick. Why’d you take that detour through the seating area of that outdoor restaurant. Just do the Dog Piss, man. That’s how skaters talk. In which the rider holds the board near their front foot and kicks off their back foot as if they were a dog. Hence, the name. Do we have it? Let’s see it. We’re Googling Dog Piss and we’re getting bad stuff. Yeah, we… Here we go, here it is. Here he goes, he’s coming down, he’s shirtless that’s… Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that was some Dog Piss. Yeah, he lifted his back leg. Yeah, I mean. Okay, yeah, it was like he was peeing on a hydrant for a second. Let’s be cool, that might be the coolest skateboard trick I’ve seen. I’m inspired. [Rhett] Need Mythical merch in a hurry? Try amazon.com/mythical for grooming, logo wear and re-issued designs delivered with Prime shipping.