Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We’re gonna be talking about different cereals in different states. Favorite cereal in different, every state. Who you talkin’ about? Well, we’re reading comments about us, but our names will be redacted. You never said that. Wow. So we gotta guess who you talkin’ about? This is so strange. Let’s look at a comment. See, everybody’s getting screwed up. What? You have to read it off the card. Oh, yeah. So I’m still the one screwing this up. I’ve done that before though. And I, yeah, it’s tough to remember. Yeah. And that wheel, that’s tough too. Look, look how off center it is. Well, just in case, for those of you who really keep up with all the different details of this show. So for this season, we got a new rubber dealy thing here. It was really, really loose. And it was literally so loose that it fell off. And so now it’s like. Whoa! Not that you would know, ’cause you’ve never spun the thing. I just, I told him, I was like, you gotta spin it hard because they tightened it down. But really that’s the story. We need to cut this thing. We need to cut it right in here. Hey it’s, this is my thing. Well, you’re gonna hurt your arm doing that. Oh gosh. And then what do you do? You put, I do this first. First, yeah. Alwayzhappyboi says, does anyone else think blank is probably a complete piece of f-ing S in real life? He just gives off a I’m a complete piece of S in real life vibes. For that matter, blank is also probably a complete piece of S in real life. BYMB. Well, I thought this was gonna be bad about one of us, but apparently both of us. So who’s first? Who gave the guy the idea? I think you’re the first candidate to be a complete piece of f-ing S in real life. No, because I’m a piece of f-ing S on this show all the time. Exactly. And no, yeah, so the thing is, is that people might think that you’re actually really nice, and they don’t know that in real life you are a piece of f-ing S. And so it would be, I bet that guy’s a piece of f-ing S in real life. Link is first, and then it’s me. No, you’re a piece of f-ing S. Both places. I’m saying Rhett. And then I’m second. So let’s see it. Apparently this comment is from the mythical crew member sitting next to me and doesn’t actually exist. They just said, they just put a thing on the thing that says… Pranked! Oh, so that’s something that can happen this season? We could just be pranked? We’ve been pranked before. I love how we had reason and logic though. Well, I’m glad that prank worked. So what’s the real answer? I think the real answer is that we almost got mad at each other. You’re supposed to do that. Yeah, this is me. This is you. See if you can do it that… You just push it like that. Oh, that’s pretty good. Oh, I absolutely hate this. This is a horrible place to sit. I don’t know if anybody likes it, honestly. Stevie’s coming, whoa! You’re coming from a different place. Maybe you have been this whole time, but for right now is the first time I noticed it. All the way down. This is what I was going to do the butt check like earlier, but I thought it would be too distracting. Oh, you were gonna do the whole butt check like that? So we’re gonna, I’m gonna finish this. I’m gonna give you a cereal and some state options. And you’re gonna have to guess where that cereal’s the most popular, and then I’m gonna reverse it. But I wanna do a cereal check-in, because I didn’t know where you both were at in your cereal journeys. What cereal you were currently consuming on a regular basis. Cinnamon Toast Churros. That’s my thing. Because it stays crunchy. Every time you have cereal, specifically only that cereal. For a treat, and then… So not in the morning? I don’t eat cereal in the morning, no. Yeah, who would do that? And then, ’cause I have my smoothie. I have it late at night or when I’m feeling a little down at any point during the day. I don’t eat cereal on a regular basis. And I have like a very small box of this because they just come in a small box that lasts at least three months. And that’s the Kashi Peanut Butter Crunch. You had that? That’s pretty good. I don’t think I loved it. I have had it. I mean, it’s got like a lot of protein in it. If I’m gonna do cereal. It’s kind of a healthy thing. But like, I mean Reese’s Puffs is still, I mean, I’ll go back to that sometimes. Raisin Bran Nut Crunch. We can’t have any of that stuff in our house because Shepherd will literally eat the whole box in a day. The second thing, ’cause sometimes if we just go to Trader Joe’s, like none of their cereal is good at all. Except for the oatmeal crunch, which I’ve talked about before. I think that’s what it’s called. Oatmeal flakes, crunchy oatmeal flakes. They’re like really dark flakes with sugar on ’em. Those are good, I like those. But their imitation Frosted Mini Wheats just make me wanna, well they don’t put me in a happy place. And that’s the whole point of cereal. Frosted Mini Wheats is still a go-to for me. Uh, uh, uh. What’s that other one called? Honey Bunches of Oats. Raisin Bran Crunch? I already said Raisin Bran Crunch. But Honey Bunches of oats. Oh, Honey Bunches. I was thinking about bringing Honey Bunches back. I was thinking about bringing it back. I’m on a Life kick right now. When do you have this. Life is unexpectedly good. What time of the day? I have it if I have virtually no time to eat breakfast, I’ll have cereal. That’s my quick breakfast option. Yeah, we discovered that on the show, that Life is really good. Life is good. Live it up. Life is really good. I’d like to be on that side of the desk, but life is pretty good. Me too. Yeah. It’s weird over here. Okay, where is Raisin Bran the most popular? It feels like Washington. Wyoming. Oh, it’s definitely a wuh, wuh, wuh. Okay, neither one of those states is an option. Oh, okay. Your options are– Raisin Bran is somewhere where they’re constipated. It’s someplace where they think that they’re being healthy, but they actually haven’t looked at the box. So they’re like bran, yeah, mm hm. But they haven’t really gotten into it. But give us the options. I think there’s not a lot of public restrooms. Where is there, in Montana. Montana’s got least number of public restrooms per capita of any place. Right, so you gotta… Actually, that’s probably not true. They probably got the most ’cause there’s no people there. So when they get home, they gotta bran it up. Indiana, Idaho, or Missouri. Oh, this is Missouri. Idaho. Missouri all the way. Every day, all day Missouri. It’s Missouri. Yeah. I mean, that’s easy. You see how when you go in really confident like that and it ends up being right, it seems awesome. Yeah but– But if you were wrong, people forget about it. But because I was right, it’s like, how did he know that? He seemed like he really knew it. We didn’t switch chairs. The chairs are the same. Rice Krispies. I’m experiencing your world. Rice Krispies. South Dakota, Washington, or Rhode Island? Wow. Rice Krispies. Rice Krispies are kind of bland. They’re a staple. Never been to Rhode Island. South Dakota. You know, I believe that South Dakota is correct. It is correct. Yeah. Yep, definitely. Yeah, have you been to South Dakota? Nope. I don’t think I’ve been to either of the Dakotas. And I haven’t been to the Rhode Island, which is the only state that’s an island. And if you eat Rice Krispies it doesn’t, it’s not gonna bring you back. Wheaties. Wheaties. This is weird. Hawaii is multiple islands, ha! Wheaties. Pennsylvania, Utah, or West Virginia? Wheaties. Like what? Like Wheaties is the choice? I don’t know if I’ve ever actually had Wheaties outside of this show, we probably did it on this show. There’s a lot of athleticism, outdoor athleticism in Utah. Utah. Utah is, okay, Utah has like an Olympic center. And you know, they’ve had the winter Olympics there. Athletes think it’s really cool. Yeah, Utah. Utah all the way, every day. Utah all the way, every day. West Virginia. Oh man, see how awesome it would’ve been. West Virginia likes Wheaties? And it would have been, we would’ve been on a roll. The way to find this data is suspect. How do you find this data, Stevie? I will tell you. How do you find our new comic book? Good gracious. Hand me that one too. The Blood Oath episode, what’s it called? Episode one. Number one, not episode. It’s called comic one. Issue. Issue, issue. Volume one, issue one. Now we’re showing you two of ’em, but they just, it’s one thing. And you don’t know which cover you’re gonna get when you’re a Mythical Society third degree member. If you’re not already a member, you gotta join third degree monthly by January 31st, or third degree quarterly or annually by March 31st to get a copy of this, the first ever complete, multi-page. So many pages. This story is just– Don’t know which cover you’re gonna get. Blood Oath: Rhett and Link Versus the Global Lovemaking Crisis. It is what it sounds like. It’s us against the lovemaking crisis. And boy, things get real hairy. There’s blood, there’s sex, there’s adventure. How’d this get wet? There’s this guy. ‘Cause I put it down on something. Google searches, this is based on Google searches in each state. A lot of fun. Cocoa Puffs. Cocoa Puffs. This is gonna be Georgia or Mississippi. Nope. It’s where they love to have fun. Alabama. Just puff away. Places where they like to puff a lot. Close, Arkansas, Hawaii, New Hampshire? Oh, Hawaii, okay. They like this… Arkansas, man. It’s gotta be Arkansas. It’s Hawaii. It’s Hawaii. Ah, yeah. Hawaii? Cocoa Puffs, you gotta balance that Spam. Should’ve gone with my instinct on that. You know, Arkansas is the new Texas. What do you mean by that? Meaning that like Bentonville, Arkansas, is gonna be the next Austin. The birthplace of Walmart is gonna be the next Austin? You heard it here. Listen to this in 15 years, come back to this episode of 15 years, and be like, dang, Bentonville is like the new Austin. Why do you say that? He said that 15 years ago. I read an article and it said, is Bentonville the next Austin? Oh. Okay, we’re going to– I’m showing this side a lot more. I don’t know. I kind of, I was trying to figure out, is this my good side? Like, it’s more about the hair. I actually feel like this is the better side of my hair. Hm, I don’t know. ‘Cause there’s no part. Let me see the other side. Well let me fix it and how I think it should. I guess that’s normal. Let me see the other side. See, this is how I normally look at you, you’re getting the part, you’re getting this. And see what’s happening, see today. That’s just ’cause you’re doing– It’s doing a weird thing. That’s ’cause you screwed your part up. Go the other way. Let me see if I can fix that. Let me see the other side. Now I’ve gone the, there we go. Yeah, no one except you is looking that closely at your part. Let me see the other side. Let me fix this again. And then this. It’s better isn’t it? No, because if I looked at, if I saw a man with just that hair, and I was like, what if the other side of his hair looks exactly the same as this? It’d be like a mushroom. I’d be like, what kind of haircut is that? Like a bowl cut. Let me see the other side. And like, oh, it’s a part. Okay, I can, I can calm down now. I get to relax. So, so this is my good side? Assuming my, yeah. Let me know in the comments, or tweet at me if I don’t read the comments, do both. Now, I can’t see myself on this. Is this my good side? I can’t see myself when I look that way between the sides. Or is this my good side? Well, give me, I think you’re already showing your good side. I’m looking at you, okay. This is what you normally see. Okay, okay. Uh, I like the other side better. Yeah, yeah. You like this side? The hair’s down a little bit. What do you like about it? What about when I pull it back behind the ear like this? Do you ever do that? Yeah, sometimes. It’s still fine, like in this area is better ’cause it goes over. And in this area, it goes back. It kind of, you kind of get a window into your– Brain. Into your hair line more. Yeah, that’s not as good. You’re showing more forehead. Really, forehead’s bad? Yeah, that’s better. Definitely better. So we’re both, it’s a win-win. We’re on the right side. That could’ve been quite a conflict. But it’s not. Give us another one. Okay, we’re switching things up. I’m gonna give you the state and you’re gonna have to guess the cereal, starting with Texas. Texas. Before I give you any options, what do you think their favorite cereal is? What’s the biggest cereal? Beef cereal. Not Mini Wheats, what are they? What are they called? Just regular wheats. Maxi wheats. Yeah. Frosted wheats. They’re not even frosted, they’re just wheats. They’re just big wheats. I mean, literally, there’s a cereal that, Mini Wheats is based on this, wheats that are that big, and they’re not frosted. Yeah, they’re not bite sized. I don’t think they do that anymore though. Most popular though. Honey bunches of bacon. I don’t know. We gotta, well, Texas. Everything’s bigger in Texas. Okay, that’s what it is. What’s the big things called, the hay bales. They’re willing to go very sweet. Frosted Mini Wheats. I think it’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Not bite size. No, I’ll give you the options. You’re dancing in it though. Golden Grahams, Reese’s Puffs, Froot Loops. Oh, well those are all pretty sweet. What’s the biggest one though? I think it’s… Can you get a Golden Graham through a Froot Loop? No. Can you get a Froot Loop through a Golden Graham? You can’t get anything through a Froot Loop. No. Can you get a Reese’s Puff through a Froot Loop? No. How do you know that? That’s the first thing I try. You can get a Grape Nut through a Froot Loop. Oh yeah, you can get a Grape Nut through a Froot Loop. You can get a Grape Nut through the inner weave of a Golden Graham. No, you can’t. With enough pressure you probably could. I’m gonna go with… Froot Loops. Golden Grahams. Froot Loops. Froot Loop’s a classic. The loops are like lassos. Too much, too much really, wouldn’t you say? I’ve gotta give my good side. I am talking to you though. Yeah, I agree. Alaska. Oh man, this is gonna be, this is gonna be a hot cereal that’s not even a cereal. Oatmeal. There is a hot cereal. What is that stuff called? What’s that hot cereal stuff? What do you mean? Cream of Wheat. Cream of Wheat. Cream of Wheaties. No. Cap’n Crunch, Chex, Cinnamon Life. Cap’n Crunch. Uh… My stomach’s kind of hurting. Cap’n Crunch has got, is really hard on the roof of your mouth. You don’t wanna expose that, then the pandas are gonna come after you. The pandas. The Alaskan pandas. Hey, they come across the straight, man. They come across on the land bridge. Yeah, they do. Yeah, Cap’n Crunch all the way, definitely. Yeah. Hah! Cap’n Crunch. Florida. Ooh boy. Oh, oh, oh. Florida. All right, we’re wrapping it up with Florida here. Are we? No, maybe not. You said. ‘Cause I’d like to know what North Carolina is, or California, where I was or where I am. Is it Special K? No. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Yes. Or Trix? Trix. Oh, Trix. They like Trix in Florida. Trix are for Florida, man. Yeah, Trix, man. It should be Trix, but it’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, yeah Trix. They got taste down there in Florida, apparently, for cereal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I’ve just received word that North Carolina… Raise up. Is also Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know what’s up. 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