Welcome to Good Mythical More. There’s lots of non-alcoholic beers and I’ve never tried ’em, so let’s see, uh, if they’re worth drinking. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to the national Alliance to End Homelessness, to aid in their mission to prevent and end homelessness in the United States. They worked collaboratively with the public, private and nonprofit sectors leading to stronger programs and policies that help homeless individuals and families make positive changes in their lives. Please join us in giving at endhomelessness.org. Thank you for being your Mythical best. We’ve got some cupage here so we can pourage. Let’s both pour from one and then look at and leave the other unopened, so, Start with Budweiser Zero here. The great American, 50 calories, 0% alcohol, zero sugar. Full of flavored zero alcohol brew. So, the way that they got rid of the alcohol is they just took all the color out of the can. Apparently. That’ll do it. It kind of tastes like Budweiser. I mean, I haven’t had Budweiser in a while In awhile. But it tastes, uh, yeah. I mean, it’s, Kind of tastes, I mean, it’s really gonna be the test once we get to some of these, It’s missing a little something, but I can’t describe what it is. The alcohol. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. I mean, from a taste profile, like the ma, I thought it would be a little maltier. How do they take the alcohol out because it’s gotta be a completely different process to make it. You know, you can’t just do the same process and then like just take the alcohol out. Google that as we’re tasting these. How do you make Is it like a non-alcoholic beer? from scratch a completely, oh gosh. Old Milwaukee’s got some old geyser happenin’. I love the logo. Just the throwback nature of this. I don’t know if you can tell but there’s vertical pinstripes here. It’s got a nice crest on the front. America’s non-alcoholic near beer. Near beer? I like that. I want a near beer. Looks like beer. Old Milwaukee is already a beer, right? Right? Old Milwaukee is what? Already a beer. Yeah. Milwaukee’s Best is already a beer. Old Milwaukee is also a beer. Yes. Okay, this is what we got from the internet. Although numerous methods of production exists, most non-alcoholic beer is made by removing the alcohol from regular beer. Once the alcohol is removed, the beer is flat. Carbon dioxide must be added to carbonate it, much like what happens with soda. In addition, sugar is often included to improve the taste See. that was taken away. I think the Old Milwaukee tastes better and it doesn’t, Well, it might say it on here. I don’t know, bro. Uh. Yeah, here it is. 58 calories. 12 grams of carbohydrates. Now, they can’t get all the alcohol out ’cause it says, See this one’s got zero sugar but this one’s got 12 grams of carbohydrates, which I would, Carbohydrates? Carbohydrates. Carbohydrates. What are you saying I’m saying? I did say carbohydrates but, Carbohydrates. You just really hit the bo hard. Carbohydrates. So, it’s got some more calories ’cause they put calories, They can’t get all the alcohol out. 50 Calories in this. 58 calories in this. Contains less than half percent of alcohol by volume. Does it say the same thing on here? Oh no. They got it all out of the Budweiser, 0.0. Old Milwaukee was like, we can’t get it all out. We’d have to pay extra. We’d be Budweiser then. I’m giving Old Milwaukee Near Beer an edge. It has a little bit more of a taste to latch onto, eight more calories. I think that may be that half percent alcohol maybe does it. Now, Golden Road Brewery is, A local brewery. Is a local brewery. You can go there and have dinner. Very cool. You can play corn hole out there. Oh, there is, I actually see, oh no, that’s a skateboarder. They didn’t put the corn holing on there? No. The Golden Road here appears to be Venus Beach. But no, that’s the mango cart. Let me get this straight, okay. This is the Mango Cart packaging. A mango wheat brew. Non-alcoholic Canadian, less than 9.5% alcohol by volume. No, 0.5. Yeah, I read that wrong. That would be a lot of alcohol. This has got lastly a very alcoholic beer. It’s got more than a normal, I’m expecting big things. I had a friend who came in from town, came in from North Carolina, who is like, Lemme taste this. the one thing I need to get before I leave is I need to get some of that Mango Cart Golden Road. ‘Cause, the alcoholic version. Mike, when he came into town. Really? He specifically said we gotta go to Golden Road for that stuff ’cause, Hm, that’s good. Very, it’s got that mango front and center. Oh, this is so much better than the first two because the mango is doin’ a lot of heavy lifting. It almost tastes like a kombucha. Non-alcoholic malt beverage with mango and natural flavors. How many carbohydrates does it have? It still says enjoy responsibly. How many calories? How many calories does it have? It doesn’t say on here. I guess you don’t have to say. That Mango Cart is hitting a lot of notes, man. I like it. Look up, Have ya all been out Look up how many calories to the Golden Road Brewery for a meal and for a corn hole? Mango Cart. That place is awesome. non-alcoholic, I want to know how many calories are in this please. Oh, Nicole’s looking on the packaging, but, They don’t wanna say. Could you grab that bottle opener? Now let’s crack open a, Okay, I thought it was kinda my thing. Oh is it? But you want everything to be your thing, that’s fine. No, I don’t want everything to be my thing. Okay It was in my hand. I’m joking. All right, yeah, I want everything to be my thing. Heineken. Alcohol free. Oh, it’s got that skunky, man. The skunky skunk from that, from the Heineken. It’s not skunky. Skunky is a, Don’t, Ew. Dude, Heineken is skunky every time. Whenever I see a Heineken I think about, It’s notoriously skunky. Bono drinking a Heineken. You mean Bono. Bono. We, seriously, we called Bono Bono well into high school. If you grew up where we were, he was Bono, man. Bono and age. It tastes a lot better than it smells. I don’t really mind the skunkiness, but I don’t know how they make it so skunky. It tastes, it tastes in the same way that a normal Heineken tastes, very metallic. Yeah. So if you like a Heineken, I do think you’re goin’, You’ve got something here. It doesn’t have any alcohol. It’s 0.0. Again, the bigger names like Heineken and Budweiser, they’re payin’ the extra dollars to get it all out. I’ll tell you a bigger name. Blood Oath. That’s the big name for a comic book. Yeah. That’s a cool name for a comic book. And so we’ve created one. This is the cover version that has me as the top of the Zegasus. And the one back there is the alternate cover. As a Mythical Society third Degree member, you never know which one you’re gonna to get until you get it. 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O’douls starts as a fine premium Anheuser Busch beer. Full brewed using only to finest ingredients. Fully fermented and cold aged, resulting in a refreshing, flavorful golden brew that finishes smooth. It’s PGA tour official brew. Your drink this when you slicin’ and drivin’. and you don’t get in in the sandy spots. Well, the thing is, What’s the sandy spots got? drinkin’ is what makes golf fun. I mean, it’s part of it, you know? So, take the alcohol out of it and then you realize how bad you are at golf, you know? And then you realize how hard it is. You think that you’re good when you’re a little bit tipsy. So, I think this is the worst one. The oldest one is the worst one. Golden Road Mango Cart, non alcoholic, you cannot find how many calories are in this thing. It’s undisclosed. It’s undi-freakin’ closed. It’s undi-freakin’ closed? Undis-freakin’ closed. And then finally, I don’t love the O’douls. I don’t love it. Lagunita’s. Now this is interesting ’cause it’s an IPNA. And this will be the best test for me because This is a good beer. I know what a Lagunita’s tastes like. Yeah, this is a good beer. It’s San Diego based, right? [Female Crew Member] Mm-hm. Say Lagunita’s. It says that on there. Lagunita’s. I’ve been doin’ that right. So, they put the IPNA, not ale. Petaluma, California. Is that right outside of San Diego? Petaluma? Where’s Petaluma? Yeah, it’s down there. It’s down there in that part of the state. And Chicago, Illinois. This thing is gonna have some calories. Cause it’s not a, Oo, that has got a good smell to it. [Male Crew Member] Petaluma’s up by San Francisco. Really? It’s up by San Francisco? Well, what? Hold on. So Lagunita’s is not in San Diego? [Male Crew Member] It’s not in San Diego. Well, thanks for checkin’. Now, tell me how many calories does our Mango Cart non-alcoholic, Well, good gracious. Stone is down by, Stone IP, Stone brewery is down there. That’s what we’re thinking about. But there’s a several down there. Wow. This is, between this and a Mango Cart, you can knock everything else off the list. You don’t need, unless you just like bad beer. And a lot of people do. Well, some people don’t want calories either. And this Budweiser Zero’s got nothin’. 50 calories. The aftertaste on this, Lagunita’s is not great. I don’t love it as much. It’s got a great smell. If you just want to smell your beer. I don’t think it’s better than the Golden Road though. No, ’cause that’s a, it’s mango. It’s like, it’s unstoppable. There you go. If you’ve got a big, Oh, excuse me. if you’ve got a big party Excuse me. planned Oo, that smelled bad. and you want to just seem like you’re fittin’ in without actually having any alcohol, ’cause you don’t want to have that awkward conversation when you’re just like, nah, I’ll just take a Sprite. Yeah. You’d be like, give me one of the Mango Carts. Maybe you really liked the taste of beer. Non-alcoholic. And you just wanna just wanna be out there on the Links, hop on the Links. You want to make some of ’em? Na. No, I don’t. I don’t. Me neither. I don’t. Well. Well, we’re still responsible. We’re gonna drive home. That’s right. Join Third Degree Monthly by January 31st or Quarterly or Annual by March 31st to get Mythical’s first ever comic book. Visit Mythicalsociety.com for details.