Welcome to Good Mythical More. When you take deli meats and you combine them, you gotta name them and when you taste them, you gotta guess what they were named. But first, when you make a comment about one of us and we don’t know which one it’s about, we have to guess which one it’s about and we call that, “Who You Talkin’ About?” This one’s from Missie in the Middle, who says, “Blank is a good example of when people start to look like their dogs.” That’s gotta be me. That’s gotta be you. Barbara’s not brown, but shaggy, yes. This gets said to me on the internet anytime me and Barbara take a picture together. Has to be you. Yeah. Half of the comments are, “You look like your dog.” So it’s gotta be me, right? Yes. There it is. You know what? She has a very, I never realized how much of a human face that she had. We took her out, Shepherd and I went out to the Grove Farmer’s Market. Oh, you took Barbara? Yeah because you can take dogs out there. It’s a dog-friendly place. When you look up a list of where can I take a dog- It’s very bustling, though. Oh, she loves people. There’s all kinds of dogs and she made a lot of friends, but she was sitting there next to us, just kind of behaving, and there was this family that was sitting there eating and they were all looking at Barbara and I was like, okay, yeah, she’s a cute dog, but there’s a lot of cute dogs here. She’s not like, an especially cute dog. And they’re looking at her and talking about her and then they came up and they were like, “Your dog has the most human-like face we’ve ever seen.” And I was like, okay, I guess she does. And then we had another dog come over to our house that we kinda taking care of and I was like, that dog looks like it has a dog face and it looks a little dumb. Huh. And then it hit me when I saw them side-by-side. I was like, this is like a dumb dog face and this is might be a human trapped in a dog’s body. My dogs don’t have a human face, but they’re not dumb looking. They’re- Huh? What? I think your dogs are exceptionally cute. I think your dogs are, on a dog scale, cuter than my dog, but I think your dogs look stupider than my dog. I mean, cuter but stupider. I know that Jasper- You know, like you. Jasper looks like a Muppet. That’s what we say. Especially if we take his collar off because his hair gets kind of big on his neck and he’s got a long neck and he looks like his neck is the same width as his head that’s really large, so he looks like a long-necked Muppet. But still very cute. He’s got very cute dogs. Jade doesn’t look stupid. Just not the brightest. They don’t look stupid, they just don’t look bright. I don’t care, I love Jasper. I don’t care what you say about him. But you talk about Jade. But Barbara doesn’t look as bright as one of those wolf-looking dogs. Enzo. Enzo was the smartest dog of all the Mythical dogs. Let’s be honest. Maybe in his younger days. And boy, could he get around. Oh, God. I’m sorry. Hey, too soon, man. Too soon, Link. I couldn’t tell if, yeah. I couldn’t tell if that was a reference to an actual life when he did zoom around or if you were making a, “He’s dead” joke. Neither. I just remember. The only version of Enzo I knew was- No, he was fast. He was slow. No, no, no, no. No way! In our old studio, he used to go- First few years of the old studio, he would get the zoomies in there. Yeah. He used to go down the stairs, through the bottom of the studio, up the other stairs, over and over again. Oh. You know I don’t remember that? I wasn’t a dog person yet. I had to get a dog to go to the dark side. Yeah. Or the light side. Yeah. And you know, I was wrong. I admit that. Yeah, I guess I’ll have to get a cat to become a cat person. So the Enzo that I began to care about, once I became a dog person- The Enzo that I began to notice. Yeah, I was like, oh, there’s another dog. There’s another dog. That’s as far as it went. Stevie, I hope I didn’t offend you. Your dog got slow in his old age. Well, all dogs get slow in their old age. This is spam and turkey meat? The options that we have- Oh, we have options. Spam is not of them. We definitely got some turkey in there. Pork roll, meatloaf, chicken, bacon, pepperoni, sausage. Pepperoni. Well, wait, let’s go back a second because we weren’t talking about if he was slow or fast. We were talking about if he was a smart boy and he was the smartest of boys. You’re telling me that you don’t think Enzo was a smart boy, compared to Barbara, Jade, and Jasper? No, hey, the way you said Barbara. Can we be real here? I’m not saying that Barbara is especially smart. We shouldn’t do this. I’m not bringing Ringo into this conversation for a reason, okay? Let’s not. We don’t need to do this, though. You can talk about how smart dogs look. That’s one thing you can do. How smart they look? Yeah. Enzo, I do believe, was smarter than Barbara. I’m actually, on a day-to-day basis, not impressed with Barbara’s intelligence. That’s not why I have her in my life, but she looks human. Yeah. Yeah. We had that little dog that we had that we were taking care of for a day. He looked like an Ewok. He was so cute. He was cuter than Barbara. I told Barbara that. I said, “This guy’s cuter than you. I said, “But he looks like a dog.” He just looks like, you look in his face and you just see, there’s nothing there. You look right in there and your just like, yeah, it’s a dog. Listen, let’s all just love our own dogs and keep our mouths shut. No one has said anything bad about your very cute dogs, man. We just said they looked dumb. I don’t wanna eat this. Just tell me what it is. I can’t tell by smelling it. Chicken breast. Bologna. It’s chicken, yeah. Just chicken. I don’t have chicken breast. It looks like it’s ground chicken, though. Are there three in this? Yeah. And then there’s sausage? Meatloaf. Yes, meatloaf. Chicken, meatloaf, and one more. And then a fatty thing. Whatever the- Like a salami? Bologna? It’s something I don’t what it is. Mortadella. I don’t know what this thing is, but it’s on your list. Pork roll? Yeah. Okay. Pork roll. What is that? It looks like spam, kinda. Let’s put that together here. What are, can you display those options for us? Chicken, pork roll, and I can’t remember what we said. Sausage. What did you say? Meatloaf. We’re not seeing the options. There we go. Oh, there you go. Pork roll, meatloaf. Chicken. Meak-en. Loaf-en. Is this in the right order? Pork roll? Yes. Roll. Pork-lo-chick. Chick. Something. Ork-eat-kin. You have one word right. Eat. No. Kin. Yeah. Kin. AF. Like meatloaf ends in A-F. Pork AF, kin. You’re pork AF. You have two words correct. Eat kin. AF kin? No. Roll. Eat kin? Roll over and- Loaf kin. Meat- Oaf. Meat oaf kin. Roll over and meet my friend, kin. He’s right here the whole time. Pork over and meat kin. Pork me, kin. Yeah. Pork me, kin. Yeah, that’s it. That’s it. That’s it. I’m glad I didn’t taste that one. Yeah, Subway didn’t have a flying chance against Jersey Mike’s. Jersey Mike’s is just amazing. I just don’t think your dog should be- And Mike’s way? I don’t think your dog should be too smart. Stop going. I don’t wanna talk about it. Well, I do. So I don’t think that your dog- Well, I do. Well, it depends on where that smartness goes because it could go into like, trickery. I’m saying like one of those Australian Shepherds that you know is almost a person. You know what I’m saying? They can walk on sheep. They can do anything they want to. They can play. They can communicate on TikTok with stepping on things and stuff. Okay, listen. I’ll say it. I don’t wanna say it, but Jade’s, I can’t tell that she’s good at anything. Except being cute. She doesn’t have to be. And being a love sponge. You’re not expecting anything else out of her. But I don’t wanna say that she doesn’t come when I call her. She can’t go upstairs, but I love her to death. But this is not an attack on your dog. I already said that your dog was cuter than my dog, but just probably a little dumber looking. Hey, I’m not saying that Barbara’s smarter, I’m just saying Barbara looks a little smarter. That’s the only thing I’m saying. But they’re both on the low end of really smart-looking dogs, except for that one we took care of, which is really dumb. I’m talking about those dogs that look like they may hack into your bank acount. You know what I’m talking about? A sly. You having a fox. An Australian Shepherd- It’s not a dog. Australian Shepherd looks like you don’t wanna have your LastPass open around it. You know what I’m talking about? It’s like, he watches you when you’re putting your password in and you’re like. They don’t like sly. They’re very friendly, though. Does he understand two step verification? They’re very friendly looking. Very friendly, but those are the worst kinds, man. All right, I’ll eat this one. This is bacon, pepperoni, and- Ham. That’s not ham, is it? Bacon, pepperoni, and? Corned beef. Bologna. That’s bologna. Tofurky. No. It’s not bologna? Tofurky. Mortadella, whatever that is. Corned beef? No, no. You’d find this on a pizza. Salami? We said pepperoni. Bacon, pepperoni, and one other meat you can get on it. Oh, sausage. Yeah. Hold on. What is it? What is that? That’s not. That looks like a piece of a hot dog to me. Yeah, that doesn’t feel right. Maybe that’s the sausage? No, that’s not the. Bacon, pepperoni. We’ll just go with it. We’re just gonna say that’s sausage. Burpee. Burpee-saus. Where you getting burpee from? Bacon and pepperonie? Burpee? No, it would be. I was taking the B and the E. It would be, no, this doesn’t work. My bae-roni is sage. On. On P-P. On-er-sausage. On-roni-sausage. On-pe- Baked P-P in my sausage. Is it on? Is it P-P? No. It’s bake. No. Is it pepper? No. Just boni? Boni sausage. No. Boni sauce. Is it just sausage? You got one word correct and the other word is very close to being correct, but is not a word, so. Boni is a word? No. I mean, well, it’s not the word I’m looking for. Boner. Coney. Boner. Bonage. Severe bonage. Bake-a-roni. What did we get right? You said sauce at one point. Oh, okay. So sauce is what you got right and then I told you, it’s not boney sauce, but it’s very close to that, but the first word is not quite right. Coney. Coney sauce. Acorn. Is it boner sauce? No. Boner. I see a boner in there. He could get boneR because you could take the B to the O-N and then the E-R. If it’s not boner sauce- Bone. Bone-P. Then we’ve lost. Bay-per. Bay-per? Bay-per, bay-per sauce. Be-con? Be-coo. Be-cop. It rhymes with boney. Boney. Coney. Noney. A-oni. Noni. It’s a pop culture reference. Well, that’s where you’re not gonna get us. We’re like a couple of- Akon. It’s right there. Akon sauce. Whatever happened to Akon? Oh. B. Bae. That’s pop culture. Bae sauce. It rhymes with boney. Currently, Akon is in Africa, trying to put his fame, power, and money to good use. If you wanna know. That’s according to Google. None-y? Coney. A-oni. Be-coni. Bae-poni. Caponi. Bopper. Na-roni. Bopper. Ka-roni. There is, this word describes a fan of a certain series of fictional ponies. Bronies sauce. Wow, we’re dumb. Like a couple of cute dogs. You know what’s cute? That sweatshirt you got. Tell them about it. Well, this sweatshirt is from Sike!, which is a new apparel and accessories brand, featuring designs from transforming graphics. There’s a tee, there’s a sweatshirt, there’s stickers. You can get all at sike.la. Let me tell you about this thing right now. Sike.la. That’s a website. If you go, just let me say. If you get this thing and you go into a dark place, it’s gonna change to a bad thing. Well, I mean. One finger’s gonna go down. Like that. Yeah. That’s what’s gonna happen. Everything changes at sike.la. And just be ready for new drops. But in the meantime, get the stuff that’s already dropped. Oh, this smells good. Turkey, bacon, and- Prosciutto. No. Pastrami. Oh, big time pastrami. Pastrami is one. Or corned beef. Pastrami. Chicken. Ham. Chicken breast. Chicken breast. Pastrami, chicken breast, and ham-a-lam-ding-dong. I would not be able to guess this last one. Mortadella. Yeah. Mortadella. Somebody explain what that is. Give it to us in the right order. Give it to us in the right order. Put it on the screen, please. I think they always give it to us in the right order. Can I please? Don’t make me beg. There we go. All right. More on me, breast. Mortadella, pastrami, chicken breast. Mort me breast. Mommy breast. Yeah. Mommy breast. Is that how you ask for it when you were a kid? Mommy breast. Mommy breast. I was not breast-fed. We’re of an age. Were you? No. You weren’t, either. Formula. We’re of an age- Straight into the veins. I don’t know why, but we were of an age when they said don’t do that. Yeah, they said that this formula’s better. It’s the 70’s. There won’t be any complications. What is this, beef jerky? Yeah. Yeah. Jerky, turkey, and- It’s jerky and bacon. Yeah. And one more. Bacon, jerky, and turkey. Ham. Yeah, ham. All right. Can we see that? Jerk on ham. Okay. Jerk. Jerk bae. Bae ham. Jerk bam! I don’t know exactly what that would be. I don’t, either. You could achieve a jerk bam. If your dog is smart enough. Jerk. Oh, God. I don’t know. Jerk. Jerk on. Jerking. Jerking. Jerking. Jerking ha! Jerking ha-ham. I’m just taking the H-A from ham. Ha-am. Ha-am. What you doing? No. Jerking ha! Just the ham laughing up. Go on about your business. I think it’s just jerky bacon ham. This one’s good as is. Jerky bacon ham. Jerk it, bake it, and ham it. Jerking is it, right? No. Oh, really? Nam. Is jerking there? Jerky nam. No. Is key in there? No. Is erk? Erk, erky-nam. Oh, you’re just taking the J. J. J. Just. Jake-am. Jaba. Jaba. John. John ham. Yeah. Oh, man. Get your mind in the gutter. John ham. John ham. All right, this has got some bologna. Yeah. This has got some- Salami. Yeah and that’s all. And that’s it. Bologna and salami makes- Balami. Baslami. Baslami. Ba-o-lo! O-log-ami. Log-mi. Yag-a-mi. Light yag-a-mi. Bol-log. Are you taking the log from bologna? La-gla-mi. La-gla-mi. Loni. Not the full log, no. Lo-sla. Bo-lo! Bo-lo to u-sala. Bo-lo, Sam. Oh-lo-la-la. Oh-look? Oh-lo-allah. It’s a religious thing. Are you saying it’s oh-la? Is it la? It’s not log, you said. Is it la? Is it allah? Is it bola or is it bo? Bam! Bas-a-lam. Jerk. Bo. Bo. Bog. Ne-mi. Bog-a-mi. Bog. Mimi. Sla. Bolo. Hala. Hala. Olo-h-a-hala. It’s not log. Bimi! Bami. Bama. Bog. Bala. Balam. Bambi! Bambi meat. Mi is the last part of it, yes. Yeah. And it’s not log-mi. O-o-mi. Oh, me. Balogn. Olone-me. Olone. The only thing we’re getting out of salami is mi, huh? Yes. Bolon-mi. Bol-mi. Bol-mi. Bolo-mi! Bol-mi. Made you look. 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