Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna freeze our faces off in the name of beauty. But first- With these products. We’re going to define this word. Scopa-sthesia. Scopaesthesia. Scopaesthesia. Scopa. Scopa-thesia. Scopaesthesia. So anesthesia- This is when you gargle and then you forget everything. With Scope, not a sponsor. This is a sponsored problem. Yeah, yeah. It’s a, I don’t wanna say that Scope causes this type of amnesia only, but it became associated with Scope and Scope hasn’t been happy about it. No, this is an, I’m using the Latin terms. It’s Scope is to do with vision. Easia is the, you know, is this condition. Scopa. This is a condition in which you start seeing. Tunnel vision. You start seeing something. You start seeing little versions of yourself. Okay. In your periphery. Okay. Little. The feeling that- You’re being watched! By yourself in the periphery. Oh, that’s pretty good! Good! The feeling that you’re being watched. Scopaesthesia. I have that feeling right now. We’re going to try some- Well, I’ve already said what we’re gonna try. Ice things, starting with frozen facial cream. Open that up, Rhett. It contains genuine Icelandic water. Strong hydrating effects for sensitive skin. Yeah, it’s so hydrating and so cold- Oh, my gosh. That it’s literally frozen. Is this a? It says frozen cream. It says, “Freezer friendly moisturizer for face. Can be used at room temperature as a soft gel or placed in the freezer for four hours for cool relief of- How many hours did you all? Sun-exposed skin. How many hours did you all? After four hours. Oh, I got some loose. What? Look, it shows the texture transforms. I got some loose. This is what it’s supposed to be like after five hours. Ice crystals. Oh, that’s cold! Woo! And you can put, like, if my neck was kind of a red. Going right here. I’m saving my face for True Love, which is another one of these products. But the sunscreen bag here. I’m just doing, that’s really not what this is intended for, so I’m putting it, I’m just putting it under one of my eyes and see if it de-puffs my right eye. It’s super hydrating. It shrinks pores. But the combination of it feeling icy and then going on. It’s kind of goopy. Yeah, that’s why I’m glad I didn’t put it all over my neck. What did you say it feels like? Goopy. It doesn’t feel like anything. It doesn’t feel like something’s like, doing something. It probably is- It’s like a cold goop. It doesn’t feel like a menthol type of thing. No. No, oo, it’s just cold. No. Have you guys used any of this stuff before? No. Or not this in particular. I have this exact same product, same brand and everything, in my freezer. And you use it? I’ve used it maybe three times in the past three years. But it’s there, just in case. I get like very tired looking and get bags under my eyes and so sometimes, I’ll do that. But most of the time, I just don’t worry about it. Did you use those- So this one costs $15. We’re not gonna go with that one. Did you use those- Next. Under eye masks we have here? I started to use those. Oh, those are the pure ones? I started to use those once we started doing buddy system. The ones near you, Link. And Ana, who was doing makeup, was like, “You should use these.” And I was like, “Okay.” And so yeah, occasionally, I’ll just do those cold under eye things. I think that’s what the pure, the black box, is. Stevie, they told us to go in a specific order. Oh, they did? Okay. Yeah. And they want us to do the Cryo rubber face mask next. Oh, gosh. Oh because things are gonna progressively ruin your face, I think. I guess. This looks super cool. Cryo rubber face mask. $13 on Amazon. A firming, two-step rubber mask that is scary looking on the cover. Oh, two step. It lowers the skin’s temperature to increase blood flow and absorption of powerful, powerful- Step one. Active ingredients. Soothing and ampoule. Oh, is that step one? Yeah. So you take this and you put it on any place that you want cold stuff, like maybe your neck. I’m definitely gonna put this under my eyes. Okay, so I’m gonna go left eye on this one. The brand is Dr. Jart. Dr. Jart. Oh, yeah. So let me see if I can get this stuff to come out. Oh, there it is. I don’t think you got to squeeze it directly on your face. That feels good, though. Okay. And then. I’m ready to play football or baseball. Whichever. Step two. Oh, that’s cold. Oh, well this thing is- Do I rub it in? Oh, this thing is so cold. Oh, man. This is gonna be so cold. This has got to be the coldest. Is there? Okay, that’s for the mouth. Oh, gosh. You need to get a hold of this, man. It’ll make you a superhero. Oh, yeah. We’re gonna get so much younger. We’re gonna look like we just started this show. It’s so cold! Oh, my gosh, that’s cold! Can’t wait to get in on that. Oh, my goodness. And then, if you wanna get some on the bottom part of your face, just to make sure that you’re taking care of business. Oh, it’s melting all over me. Oh! Oh! Holy! It’s not sticking to my. That is cold. It just went in my eyes. It’s cold. What is this part? I can’t find another part. Oh, gosh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. That feels like it’s doing something. It’s freezing my face off, man. It hurts. Your face hasn’t heated it up yet? I know. Oh, that’s nice. That feels like it would work. Oh, that’s nice. Do I look younger? Can you explain why the front of the thing? Is there another? Is there an additional thing that makes you actually look like in front of the thing? Why does the front of the thing looks so cool? That’s just pure advertising. It also doesn’t come with a thermometer that you put in your mouth. I’m bummed. I thought it was like you got a blue rubber baby face. I know. It was scary. This is actually refreshing. This is technically blue. I think that’s working. Okay, next up. What do we have? Scroll that to, okay. It’s invigorating. Okay, so we have the Jade roller set. Is that this or this? I gotta keep my chin up to keep this on. So this? Yeah. Oh, man. Wow. Look at this. This could take the place a coffee, man. If I did this every afternoon. I doubt it. If you do this in the morning or before you go to bed. I don’t really know what you do with this part. I think you do it before you want to, like before you go out for your day. Like before you apply makeup because it’s all meant to like reduce the puffiness. Oh, really? Rub this on your face. It’s cold. I’ll rub it on my guzzle. Okay, so this is kind of like the thing that I already have, but just fancier. Oh, yeah. Am I de-aging? Do I look 40 yet? You look whiter. Whiter. Whiter. Whiter. And making you shiny. Oh, that’s good. Hey, quick reminder. Check out our podcast, Ear Biscuits, where we, it’s like this, but in conversation form. And there’s no facial stuff. It’s a lot of, just a lot of face melting, oversharing. I would describe it as that. Two lifelong friends talking about life for a long time. You into that? I do feel like my face is slowly melting off. Oh! Under eye mask. Is that this? This is what Stevie wanted us to get to. Well, I said that I wanted you to get to it because you’ve already done it. I didn’t know if that was it. Do you use these ever? I have. They feel great when you put them in the freezer and put them on, but then I just don’t know if they actually do anything. I never am like, I can tell that I’ve done something. Yeah. That was worth paying for. Yeah. There we go. It’s just rubber. It’s just frozen rubber. I like that. Go all the way down. I can’t use my- I’ve never done it like this, where they were in the freezer. Oh, gosh. This could be a superhero. I’m Anti-Aging Man. You can pretty much tell who I am. I’m just trying to look a little bit younger just today. Had to get that puppy out of there. I’m gonna be hanging with a slightly younger crowd today and I wanna fit in. Oh, it’s on the other side. I don’t want them to know how old I am. I want them to look at my crystal washed hoodie and to think I’m 29. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Oh yeah, this is nice. Oh, yeah. That is colder than balls. My name is Talbert and I’m 29. Oh, crap. I forgot to take off my anti-aging mask when I joined the kids. Oh, my upper cheeks are colder than a witch’s teets. Oh, put that on there. I could fit in with a younger crowd like this. I’m just telling you right now. There’s a dude on TikTok right now who’s doing this unironically. Who’s doing exactly the look that I’m doing right now. Yeah? And he’s like- Is he 44? No, he’s either 14. At most, 24. But he’s biting his lip a little bit. Biting that lip. Yeah. You can’t even see when I bite my lip. You can’t even see it. You can’t even see it. Oh, this is 24 karat gold! Oh, talk about TikTok. Is it really? Collagen stimulates and regenerate skin cells. Oh, man. There you go. You’re full TikTok now, man. My name’s Talbert. My name’s Talbert. I’m 29. Stop looking at yourself, man. Oh, God. That’s what TikTokers do. They can only look at themself. Oh, God, it tastes horrible. Is that safe? Read the back. Hyaluronic acid will make you stupid, if you eat it. Provides instant and long lasting hydration to the skin around the eyes. If you can put it around your eyes, you can put it in your mouth. You can put it in your mouth. Yeah. That feels good. And finally. The ice roller. Again, like I said, I got one of these. Anytime you want one, you can just use the one that you have, but I’ll go in there if I’m looking especially haggard. And I’ll be like, I’ll just do this a little bit before I walk out the door. Oh, yeah. It feels good. It feels good. If it feels good, do it. Oh, yeah. Do it. I like that. This is great after eating all that fried food. Now, I feel healthy again. 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