Welcome to Good Mythical MORE. Kraft has sauces, but when they’re combined, they make new sauces that our crew has named and we have to guess. Yes, and we will do that, but first, congratulations, Kristina, you wrapped that merch out in the wild with #merchicality. And so you’re getting a $30 mythical.com gift card to get some more merch. Flew across the country, #merchicality. Congratulations, you flew across the country. With two– Two merch shirts gives you another one. Nothing about that besides– Is she holding– I don’t know. A cotton candy Randy t-shirt or is that a person wearing a cotton candy Randy t-shirt.? Oh, she’s hugging. I think she’s hugging somebody else. And they were both wearing merch while– I think if we were to click on that, the photo it would expand. Oh really? Is that how it works? Yeah, I believe so. I’m hungry for some sauce. Well, you wanna start with this one? I bet you this one’s got ranch in it. I’m gonna move these out. Keep ’em in the right order. That’s got bacon ranch in it, I can smell the bacon. Italian. Or maybe… Maybe it’s ranch and barbecue together. Oh yeah. Yes? It’s bacon, ranch– Bacon, ranch and barbecue. Barbecue. Bacon ranch, honey barbecue. No. It’s a– It’s a certain kind of ranch. Bacon ranch? No. A creamy. I think we’re getting the bacon from the barbecue. From the barbecue sauce. It’s smokey barbecue. It– You’ll– There’s no way you would get the name of the barbecue sauce, ’cause I didn’t even know that it existed, but it’s– Bullseye. It’s hint of honey barbecue sauce. And then a certain kind of ranch. It’s a pretty good sauce. Cucumber ranch. No. This is like a typical thing that you would put in front of ranch if it would– Hidden Valley. No, it’s gonna be a Kraft. Kraft. I said creamy. White ranch. Extra white ranch. Now whiter. Buttermilk. Buttermilk ranch, of course. All right, Zach, let’s see it. Hint of honey barbecue sauce. So all of those words need to be used and buttermilk ranch. Milk my butter, honey. Hint. Is hint part of it? ‘Cause I don’t understand why it would be. Honey. Barbecue and ranch. Is that already a sauce by the way? Like if, when you mix barbecue and ranch? Ranchicue sauce. Honey butt ranch. Here’s a hint, honey. I just– I just bought a butt ranch. I bought Barb a butt ranch. Butt ranch is it right? No. Is butt in there? Yeah. Milk my butt. Butt– Butt milk. Butt milk– Hint of butt milk. Well you have to use– Well, I guess. Hint of butt milk. It– You’re close. Oh it tastes of a hint of butt. It’s a hint of butt milk. You’re close. What is butt milk, I’m afraid to ask. And arguably that’s a better title than the one– What? You’re close. And that’s a better title than the one I’m looking for. Butt milk. It’s not hint of butt milk. Barb’s butt milk. What? Barb’s but milk. Do you know– You know, you talk about butt milk. You take your dog to the groomer and they– They get the stuff outta that gland, that’s butt milk. They milk butts at the groomer. And listen during the early stages of the pandemic, when we weren’t taking the dog to the groomer and it would just happen on its own. I’d be like, we gotta– I ain’t touching her. It’s a fish market in here. It’s like, I mean, what– What do dogs in the wild do? That smell, like as soon as you say that, it just– They lick their own butt. They lick their own butt milk? I mean, with a healthy GI tract, it is supposed to be activated. Ringo has butt treats. You don’t put them in his butt, but there’re supposed to help with his butt. None of our dogs are natural dogs. I mean, look at your dogs, your like our dogs, you throw ’em out in the– Ringo could probably make it a few weeks in the wild. You throw Barbara and Jade in the wild, they will be eaten in the first 17 minutes. You know what I’m saying? Like, they’re not– So their butts holes are not functioning right anymore. ‘Cause they’re completely domesticated, like engineered dogs. Yeah. Wolves don’t worry about this. Wolves are like, what do you mean anal gland? I do think its some breeds of dogs have the anal gland problems and some don’t ’cause Enzo was a good boy, but Ringo is a bad boy. Yeah, Barbara’s got it. My dogs don’t typically have the problem ’cause we don’t get ’em groomed that often either. So it’s like, it’s rare that they have the problem. Nah, well Barb’s got butt milk and that’s– That’s Barb’s butt milk. Yeah, that’s a good condiment name for, like just a new bottle of stuff– So we beat it, what was it? You beat it twice. It was hint of butt. Oh hint. Hint of butt. Hint of butt. All right. Hint of butt. All right, let’s go with another one. I’ll try another spoon I guess. And I’m gonna stick to my side. This seems like it might be mayonnaise and… Oh. Ew, what is that? Blue cheese? Blue cheese. Blue cheese. I was about to say, what is it that’s so good about it? Ugh. Well you gotta warn guy. Blue cheese and ketchup? Nope. Well it’s something red. Oh blue cheese and French dressing. It’s a– Catalina. It’s a type of barbecue sauce. Blank, blank, barbecue sauce. Good old barbecue sauce. Thinking rich. Bold and spicy. Red and a little purple. Is it like what kind of descriptor words? Is it– See these sauces, I’ve never– Like the first sauce, the hint of honey barbecue sauce. I asked Dave, and I was like, well, if it’s a hint of honey barbecue, what’s the rest of the sauce. And then he was like, no, it’s hint of honey. Yeah. Barbecue sauce. Okay. So I’m just, I’m just confused. How about this? How about if we say blue cheese and barbecue sauce, you’re like, yes, that’s correct. This is the type of barbecue. Don’t get into it with me. I’m already gonna hear that in the comment section. No, there’s no way we can tell– How about this– It’s sweet onion barbecue sauce. Sweet onion, barbecue sauce and blue cheese dressing. Yeah. Blue onion, blue– Sweet blue, blue blunion. Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue. Blue on Barb. Blue… blooch, blooch. Blue Q sauce. Blues in there. No. Oh. Cheese is in there. Cheesus. Jesus, cheesus sauce. Cheese– Cheese sweet– Cheesion. Cheese, onion. Cheesion. Oh sweet, sweet– Cheesion sauce. Sweet baby cheesus sauce. Blue, not blue. Cheat take the seat– Chunion. Cheaton sauce. Chenion. Cheat on Barb. Cheat on Barb sauce. Chweet. Tell me I’m wrong. Chweet. Chweet. All right, we need a hint. Unless we’re getting closer? Use the… The only part of blue cheese you’re gonna use is the B. Oh bunion sauce. Ew! Yeah. Bunion sauce does not taste good. Let me use a different spoon. They all kind of look the same. Bunion sauce. That’s almost bad as butt milk. Would you rather have a glass of butt milk or bunion sauce? Probably bunion sauce, I think that’s pretty safe. All right, so this is lemon poppy seed. Looks like mostly water. Poppy seed dressing. Yeah. Wow, that’s good. Don’t take a drug test later. Am I right? And what else? I think there’s still– Thousand island? That’s just a good sauce, man. Yeah, whatever this is we need to remember it. It’s sweet. Well… It’s something to make it red. Is there a kick to it? Is there a kick happening or? Oh, it’s in a hot sauce. No. Wing sauce. No. Okay. Spicy barbecue sauce. The kick might be coming from horse radish. Zesty. Horse radish ranch. So is that all it is? It’s horse radish and poppy seed. No. Horse radish is in the other sauce. A one sauce. Worcestershire. Steak sauce. Cocktail sauce. Cocktail sauce? Cocktail? This makes a good little thing. Okay, poppy seed dressing and cocktail sauce is good. Dressing cock. Pop Pop your tail. Pop cock sauce. Popping cock sauce. You’re all over it. Popping tail sauce. Seeding cock. Seed… Cock seed sauce. Ew. Seedy cock sauce. Dress… All dressed up and nowhere to cock. Pop and dress your cock sauce. Y’all making me hate myself. Popping dress… Pop dress cock sauce. I seed. Popping… Pop sing. It’s a singular word. That… One might say– Dress cock. If you were British maybe. I feel like you’re British. Poppycock sauce. Yeah, yeah. Poppy cock sauce. So it’s not nearly as dirty as– What is a poppy cock? We wanted it to be. What’s a poppy cock? That’s a good question. Quick reminder, when you’re done with this episode, go over to the Mythical Kitchen. Check out what they’re doing over there because they’re always creating stuff that unlike anything else on the internet. That’s the type of stuff that they pull together and they’re wear– They got towels, they got headbands. They got aprons that they’re selling. It’s a whole outfit over there. Go to mythical.com. Support them by buying their,– Their aprons, their towels, their headbands. Poppycock is nonsense. Empty talk or writing. Yeah. Poppy cock. Empty. Stop it without poppy cock. Now this is used to be white, but now it’s oily and browned. Yeah, there’s some straight butter in this. Is this gravy and– There’s ranch. No blue cheese. Blue cheese again. Blue cheese. Italian dressing. Makes my nose itch. No. It’s oily. It’s– Balsamic vinegarette. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Blue cheese balsamic. Blue balls. Heck yeah. Blue balls sauce that I– That one, if you like blue cheese, that’s pretty good. That’s good. And actually, several of these I’d put on a salad. Blue balls is a good name for a sauce too. I think we need to think about that. And what’s this last one? Okay. This is three different sauces. Oh my. Going out with a bang. Oh, there’s a pineapple taste in there. Right? Yep. Glaze. We got some sort of Kraft Hawaiian glaze. Okay, yeah. Yeah, you’re dancing around in the right area. There’s blue cheese in this too. Yep. It’s a chunky blue cheese. Yummy. When I don’t like it it’s so easy to identify. And ketchup. No. Sometimes I think if I just say it like that, it’ll be right. Mayonnaise. Nope, it needs to be red or orange to– Texas Pete… Kraft… Kraft Pete. Kraft hot sauce. Hot wings sauce. Blue cheese Catalina. No, the– So you were like saying like pineapple– A thousand island. It’s sweet. Sweet and sour. Yeah. Sweet and sour. Sweet and sour. Chunky blue cheese and… Chunky blue cheese and what? Buttermilk ranch. Yeah. Yeah, you saw, you saw. Twinkle fingies put it up there. All right. Chunky blue cheese, buttermilk ranch, sweet and sour. So we’ve got some blue butt. Yeah, it’s definitely blue butt. Blue butt milk. This is the Star Wars universe. Cheese butt. Cheesy butt. Mm. Blue butt. But I don’t know how you would use sweet or– Or the word sour at the end. Butt sweet. Blue butt sweet. Chunk my blue butt ranch sweet. Chunky butt. Chunky butt. Chunky button sauce. Chunky butt ranch hour. Chunky button sauce. Oh, you said button? Chunky butt sauce. Yeah. Okay. Chunky button. Chunky button sauce. There’s one button– Sweet and sour, they just add salt Chunky as hell. Chunky butt sauce. Dress my buttons or slim buttons. I like that. Oh man. If you could only have one sauce. One sauce? Man. Hot sauce. Oh really? If I could– I mean, if it’s just like this, you gotta put this on everything. Hot sauce ends up going really well. Yep, yep, yep. You know what? We recently discovered the– The hot sauce. I think we’ve had it on the show, but it’s a sweeter hot sauce. It’s almost like a taco sauce and it comes in a container that’s– It’s not Cholula. It’s not… Can’t remember what it’s called. Wait, describe the container again. It’s almost like a red stripe beer container. It’s like stubby like that. And it’s– It’s not Cholula or to Tapatio. Valentina? Valentina? Is that what you said? Yep. I think that’s it, show me a picture of that. Well I was searching for the one that I’ve gotten into really lately. Which is? Marie Sharp’s. Anybody know that? Marie Sharp’s original? Marie Sharp’s original hot, which is– I think it’s like a Brazilian. You can’t do it. Let me verify that. No, it’s Belize. It’s from Belize. That’s interesting. And it’s– How did you find that? I had it years ago and then I was at that– I was at the it grove at that little hot sauce shop that you feel like you gotta buy something there. Is that it right there? Yeah, Valentina sauce. That stuff’s good. Yeah, yeah. Is that what we bought that I took the shower in? The hot sauce shower. It’s really, really mild though. Yeah, it’s really– It’s mild, but it’s got a really good taste. And I think I– I stayed away from it ’cause I was showered in it. Frank’s was the one you showered in. I was– Oh Frank’s. I was… it was Frank’s? It was Frank’s. You took a bath– You took a bath in Valentina’s. I took a bath, oh, I’m sorry. The thing about the Marie Sharp’s is that that’s the thing is that it’s hot. But the– The flavor is so… I think it has some carrots in it or something. I don’t know, it’s got a complex flavor. The thing about– Valentina, it’s– They call it a pourable hot sauce because you can… Drink it straight? It’s mild enough that you can add a bunch to it. I did this graph– So it doesn’t do this as like. How much you can put on food before it. When did you make this graph? May 27th, last year. Wow. Let’s see it. Let show it to the people. Chase is first of all, lemme say, Chase is doing some advanced graphing. What are you doing? Was this a– Was this a result of a one-on-one conversation? Is this like… It was me and Caitlin talking about how much hot sauce you can put on a food before it gets overwhelming. Oh wow. So Cholula goes up real fast. Yeah. Once it goes up. Tapitio is just a very linear situation. It does tap out. But then– Valentina, you just– You can just ramp right up. You just keep going. That’s why I probably– It’s not for me. I don’t want people to read his emails now. You just got an important email, Link deleted it. Thank you. Does it go any further? No, those are the three of your– That’s the only three hot sauces. Well add to it. Keep that going. It’s pretty cool– Put it on Reddit. He’s like, you know what? Caitlin, I’m gonna take this conversation into graph territory. It’s kind of an insult if you think about it in one way, it’s like, do I need to draw you a picture? Three pictures. Get as adventurous as you want in your kitchen with the Mythical Kitchen merch collection available now at mythical.com.