Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s get to know the crew and their weird childhood snacks. But first, let’s play Daddy Like, Daddy Don’t Like. Daddy like Eggo waffles! Daddy like big ideas. Daddy like soccer! Daddy like. We’re both doing Daddy Like. You lose! You know what? You lose! No, it’s the positive edition. Okay. Let’s keep going. Daddy Like, Daddy also Like. Daddy likes football. Daddy like liking things. Daddy like baseball. Daddy like ladders. Daddy like lacrosse. Daddy like clouds. Daddy like basketball. Daddy like angels. Daddy like baseball. Daddy like God. Daddy like golf. Daddy like. Why is it so hard for us- I just went into sports. to play this? I’m just gonna say all the sports I can think of. The moment I started listening, I thought you said baseball twice. and the moment I- Did I? thought about that. I did? Yeah. He said baseball twice. Yeah. I got ya. That’s what threw me off. I said baseball. I think I said basketball. You also went with lacrosse before basketball, which is a choice. It was all about throwing him off, Stevie. Okay. Snacks. Childhood snacks. And you were supposed to be daddy don’t like. Well, it’s easier to do daddy like. That’s why I started with it. You think it is? I like a whole lot more things than I don’t like. It takes a lot more muscles to frown than to smile. Yeah. Is what you’re saying. And I like to be truthful. I like all those sports I just said. Does it take more- I like baseball so much, I said it twice. Does it take more muscles to smile than it does to like crap? Like, can we make more about that, like. I think it takes- Which takes more muscles? It takes like, two muscles to crap. I’m not Googling that. Like the inner sphincter and the outer sphincter. Doo-doof? Doo-doo That’s why they call it doo-doo. Cause it’s the sphincters contracting. Doo-doo Doo-doo, Doo-doo, . That’s why it’s called doo-doo. Yeah, you learn something new every day on this show. I had to be 43 years old to learn why it’s called doo-doo. Uh-huh. Spaghetti on a piece of buttered white bread. Nothing says childhood like a starch sandwich. I understand this because sometimes if I’ve got garlic bread on the side and I’m eating spaghetti, I’ll take the spaghetti and dumpy dump it, doo-doo it right there on top of the Doo-doo. Doo-doo, do you tell the people what you’re doing in this More? I don’t believe that we’ve, we’ve- Oh, I thought Link said that at the top. I did Reintroduce. I said welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s get to know the crew and their crazy snacks from Yes. childhood. But first, Okay. We all missed that part. Let’s play daddy like daddy don’t like. But we didn’t introduce Daddy like. Daddy like ladders. Well, if it takes that long, you lose. Daddy like baseball. We’ve got Jasmine. Hello Jasmine. Hello Greg. What Jasmine? Hi. I said hi. Hi. Jasmine are you doing a character? No, I’m not doing that. Wow. That’s great. I hope we make you laugh some more. Greg, please laugh. Taylor, you know the drill. Hey! Jenna. Oh, hey, she’s right here. Ah, that’s ambient laughter. And Mike Pasley. And went with the Santa. Okay. Yeah. He went full Santa. Okay. Could have gone bigger. He could have gone small. S’ghetti sandwich. Is there sauce on this s’ghetti sandwich? I have to assume so. Oh yeah. That’s the part that makes it good. This is very difficult. Very difficult because I mean, I’m trying to come up with anybody could do this. a tangential question. This is someone who’s not a rule follower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody who’s willing to rebel against convention a little bit. Jasmine is, you’re kind of in charge of like office rules though. So is that difficult for you? No, absolutely not. Right. You seem to be very good at at, at instigating the rules and Yeah I’m with you on the whole toilet paper in the trash thing, you know. it sticks out of the trashcan in the bathroom. Thank you. Yeah. Well, but have you noticed, Put it down in the trashcan. Have you noticed It’s not Jasmine. She’s, she’s- But I gotta say, since Jasmine has been there at the front desk have you noticed all the little candies that have shown up? I mean some, onetime, sometimes we would have like one, now there’s like four. Yeah she’s, She knows no bounds. She’s, she’s, she’s luring us in. I mean, she didn’t really play by the rules. There was no rule about having one candy though. Taylor, you don’t play by the rules. I could tell in that laugh. Give me that laugh again. See it’s like a Batman villain. Foiled again, Batman. I put spaghetti on ’em sandwich. All right, Taylor, we’re gonna start that on you. Poor man’s cinnamon roll. What is that? Hot dog buns spread with butter and put in the oven for a few minutes, then sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar, then put back into the oven until the sugar caramelized. What? This is, this is inventive. This sounds good. I mean definitely inventioneer number one over here, Pasley, I mean this seems like something he might cook up. Yeah. Cause it’s like a whole new creation. I’m willing, I, that sounds as good as anything to me. Poor man’s cinnamon roll. Because, Pasley, am I right? You buy all these hotdog buns and then you might grill out some hot dogs, but then you got the extra buns. What’re you gonna do right? This is a challenge. I mean, yeah, you can make pizzas. You can make lasagna, you can make anything with that. That felt like he was leaning too hard into it. Yeah. Kind of like his laugh. Yeah. He went really hard with it. He’s taking on Santa’s whole persona now. Maybe it’s Greg. I don’t know. I just have a feeling that’s Pasley. I don’t know something about it. This has no name. It’s just a double question mark. Slices of fried spam with Miracle Whip. Ew. I’m a man who eats a lot of stuff that’s not good for him. Fried spam and Miracle Whip. Even I haven’t been there. See, the only time that I would eat Miracle Whip was when in visiting my in-laws. They, they had certain sandwiches that they would put Miracle Whip on. But it was not ever a part of my life. You mean they had Miracle Whip and mayonnaise. Oh yeah. I don’t like Miracle Whip. It’s strange. I can’t remember the taste of Miracle Whip. What’s the difference? What’s it made out of? It’s like a real tangy mayonnaise. It’s a little thinner as a result. Jenna, describe Miracle Whip. I think you described it perfectly. You wouldn’t add anything to that? I wouldn’t add a thing. Would you add spam to that? I mean spam is delicious. Salty. Oh, well she likes, she likes spam. I wouldn’t have thought that she liked spam. I don’t- I thought, I always thought the Miracle Whip was awesome form of Cool Whip. They call it dressing. Cause Cool Whip is not whipped cream. It’s, its own thing too. But my mom would get Cool Whip and I would open up that tub and just eat it with a spoon. But never did that with Miracle Whip. So you’ve never had Miracle Whip? That you know of. I’m pretty sure I’ve had it. But I just was like, oh, that’s a weird mayonnaise and didn’t think much of it, you know? I, I don’t think this is Jenna, but we can switch it. How about a pickle taco? A slice of cheese. Okay. With a pickle inside covered with mustard and folded like a taco. Usually eaten while standing in front of an open fridge. I have done this. Are you serious? I haven’t added the mustard. I will now though. But, no, I- It’s like, well, a pickle’s shaped like a hot dog. No, to this day I mean a tac- a taco To this day What that’s so strange. I open up the- the drawer that’s got like the slice cheese and the slice meats and there’s pickles and there’s olives. And I’ll just like start combining them. I’ve done it since I was a kid. Usually what I’ll do if I’m just in the mood for a quick snack, that’s got like, I like savory stuff way more than sweet stuff, so, I take a slice of cheese and a slice of Turkey or whatever. And I just roll it up into a roll and just doo-doo and Barbara comes up and look like. Yeah she wants some of that. Do I get some of that? Of course I give her- But you’re telling me little bit. you’ve taken a slice of pickle, put cheese on it, in a taco? No, it’s not in a taco. It’s taking a piece of cheese and wrapping it around a pickle and eating it. Oh. There’s no taco shell. It’s just taking a piece of cheese and rolling it around. I’ve done it with olives. I’ll wrap anything up in a slice of cheese or meat. That’s so strange. I’ve also wrapped olives in just straight up ham. Try it, it’s good. So who’s your kindred food spirit here? Well, I don’t know. I don’t know. I mean, Jasmine’s doing four types of candy at the front desk. That is something that you would do. Let’s give this to Jasmine. But, She have but- I haven’t seen her put pickles and cheese out there yet. But, who knows what’s next? Anybody else not participating in this study? Wrap a pickle in cheese. Maggie, you’ve done that? Maggie. Yeah. It’s, I mean, it’s just waiting to happen, right? I’m not proud of it though. She, you are proud of it. Did you, do you like- you like it. Yeah. Eating over the sink, yeah. Yeah, right. Y-you do not sit down. I’ve never been seated. I would feel ashamed if I was seated while doing this. This is like standing, almost naked mostly, most of the time. So strange. You’ve got on, maybe one article of clothing. Probably just socks. Sorry to drag you into this Maggie. Wow. This seems so weird to me. I can’t wait to, Well, this is what people who like to eat, this is how we live. You know what I’m saying? Like when people who really like to eat, like we open up a box in the house that’s just full of food and we start eating from it. That’s wild, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spend some time with me. All right. Before you get to the last one, you should grab a copy of Blood Oath, Rhett and Link vs the Global Love Making Crisis. It is our original comic book. Exclusive to the Mythical Society. The only way to grab it, is to be a third degree member of the Mythical Society. If you’re not already, then you’ve gotta join quarterly or annual by March 31st to get this thing. Wild story. Straight from our hearts to your brain. And I’ll add a little something to this. I’m not making any promises, but we enjoyed this so much that we’re calling this issue number one. With the intention that there will be an issue number two. And do you wanna be that person that’s just like, well, I joined late and I got issue two but how do I get- You got, only way you get one? Is, is getting it. Is getting it now. It’s almost like an announcement. One exists now. I mean, I’m not making any promises. I’m just saying we really wanna do it again. And why not? Who’s gonna stop us? Chopped up dill pickle spears in a bowl with pickle juice broth. Yes, it was served cold. Yes, I drank the broth. So this is like pickle soup. Pickle soup? Now, I’ve done a lot of things with just my socks on but I don’t know if I would do this. That takes a lot more work- Cause you’d have to sit. than just wrapping. You gotta sit down if you’ve got a bowl. You gotta like dice it. I mean, I’m more of a bowl guy. I think Greg is with me. I think that’s a, I think that’s a good thing. It’s just a question of, I mean, Jenna said she liked spam. I think we have to I think she reverse reverse psychology. We have to go there because of that. I mean this leaves Greg by process of elimination. All right, we’re gonna, we’re gonna stay with our initial gut reaction here. All right. Let’s start with, let’s see. Jasmine has the cheesy taco, pickle taco. I gotta know. Is that you Jasmine? That is not me I’m sorry. Oh, okay. Which one are you? I am the poor man cinnamon roll. Oh, okay Okay. You know what? I was gonna say I don’t know if this is Pasley but I was thinking that I could see him standing in front of a fridge in just his socks. Pasley? Have you ever stood in front of your fridge in just your socks? You guys have no idea how many times I’ve done the things you’re describing with the meat and cheese. It’s like every night. Yeah. It’s like every single night. Yeah. So this is you? No. Dang it. It keeps moving. So, so what are you? I’m the spam man. Oh, he’s the spam man. You’re the spam man. My family could afford the name brand canned meats when I was a kid and Right. Its got Miracle in the name. So I didn’t know any better. We would just fry it up and put some Miracle Whip on then, and yum, yum, yum. I gonna have to try that. I don’t think there’s nothing better to know. Describe Miracle Whip though, to the people like Rhett who don’t know about that I mean, you nailed it. I thought it was, when I was a kid I liked it more than mayonnaise. Obviously that’s foolish now. Well, I shouldn’t say obviously some people still like it. You probably had it and not known. Cause it’s in like, every recipe before 1990. Yeah, it’s in a lot of recipes. Hmm. Okay. I guess it doesn’t have eggs. It’s got some sort of approximation of eggs. So we’re chasing this pickle. Jenna, do you stand, well, I won’t even go there. Do you wrap a pickle in cheese? With mustard. Yes I did. Yeah Jenna, I didn’t even know this. Yeah and we forgot about the mustard part. We could be having cheese and pickle tacos together and I didn’t know. Standing in front of the fridge. Well, yeah. That’s the complicated part. What, when you did this, was it, like from your own brain or had you heard about it? It was from my own brain. Yeah it’s an adventure. I was like, in outside, I’d play outside all the time and I’d run inside and then I’d make what was, I’d open the fridge and be like, there’s always mustard, there’s always pickles, there’s always cheese and that’s what I would make. And then I’d run back outside. I like- the flavor of all those things. I don’t know why That’s a real It’s super savory. Like it’s savory on all three levels. I just love savory stuff. And I’d drink a little pickle juice straight from the jar and not tell my parents. Ooh, yeah. You living that life. I mean, I’m tempted to try it. Are you telling me that at no point in your life you went to the fridge, opened it and were like, I’m gonna I’m gonna make something that doesn’t exist out of the things that are in here. Like, that’s- that’s like 60% of my childhood. Yeah. I, I never did that as a child. I do it as an adult now, but I’m not that creative. I’m late to the game. Well, there’s still time. There’s still time. I’m late to the game. I tell you, being mostly naked helps though. Cause you’re like, I gotta make this quick. Chasin’, chasing down that pickle was fun. That was, that was an epic journey. But we’re not done. Taylor, you put spaghetti on buttered white bread? Now listen, my mom’s side of the family is Italian. Her maiden name is quite literally a type of noodle. So I am legally allowed to say that, yes, I still eat spaghetti sandwiches. Oh, okay. All right. That came with a whole little family history and a disclaimer. And it even was punctuated by an evil laugh. Very quick. I love it. I love it. Wait, can we get clarification Taylor, on the, cause is it just the noodle and butter? Or is it the noodle, Meat sauce meat sauce, and butter? Or noodle, marinara, and butter? It’s noodle, marinara and butter. And please don’t toast the white bread. I promise you. I promise you I’m not leading you astray. Don’t toast the bread? That’s gonna be tough for me. His mother’s maiden name is a noodle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A noodle, Miss a noodle. Man. What noodle, what noodle is it? So technically the noodle is Campanelle. But my mom’s maiden name is Campanelli. But it’s the same translation. It means rose or f- Did he just- Rose or flower. Oh, I thought he just censored himself. Rose or F- Rose of F- Legolas That means you’re eating that pickle- soup. Chopped up dill pickle soup. Greg Greg Greg Greg. Greg, you still there? I think maybe the censoring of Taylor’s last word might be the censoring of the chat. Oh, the chat. Somebody go see if Greg’s still with us. He’s face down, he’s face down in a bowl of pickle soup. Yep. Yep. That’s funny. I mean, not like the guy in like Seven, I’m talking about like he’s Oh, he’s eating. He’s eating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s not dead. He’s not dead in his own soup. Or drowning in his own pickle juice. Yeah, right. I mean, I’m gonna go out on a limb here guys and say that yes, it was Greg- It’s Greg. with the pickle soup. Thank you Greg. 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