Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’ve got some killer match-ups- Did you break the wheel? Nothing. Nothing happened. Here. These are Netflix Originals characters. Got a whole stack of ’em. Let’s see what happens when they face-off in fights to the death. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to 350.org to aid in their mission “To end the age of fossil fuels and build a world of community-led renewable energy for all.” Please join us in giving at 350.org/donate! Donate. Now, I injured myself. The bleeding has stopped ’cause I keep applying pressure to it, but I will show you- The gummy bear made you bleed, dude. That’s my blood. Okay. That’s not a gummy bear. Somehow I hit myself with my other fingernails inside the innards of the gummy bear. Oh. I’ll be okay, thanks for asking. There’s not like an embedded tooth down in there? I don’t know, maybe there’s something. Maybe that was sabotage. That was violent, man. That was. You decapitated that thing. I almost gave up several times. Say, what if you had to kill a real bear that way? If Jacob Bertrand wasn’t here, I would’ve given up. If it was just you- You really wanted to shake his hand. Yeah, but I was like, yeah, I gotta shake his hand. Yeah. Gotta shake that man’s hand. Yeah. How did it feel? I mean, it was- Probably no different than when I did it at the beginning of the show. It was supple. Supple and nice. Yeah, I remember that too. You, you, you noticed how supple his hand was? Well, I’m just pointing out that I shook his hand earlier without having to do anything. Yeah, right. All right. So Maury the Hormone Monster is facing-off in round one. He’s of course from “Big Mouth”, with BoJack Horseman. He’s from the show “BoJack Horseman”. He is voiced by Will Arnett, does- Our friend of the show, Nick Kroll, actually- Nick Akroll? Nick Akroll. Nick Kroll who created the show and voices many of the characters does voice this one in particular. Honestly, I have not seen “BoJack Horseman”. It’s not… I would like to, but I just haven’t. So I’ve got a card here. I can read a little something. You ever watched any? I have, yeah. I have watched some of season one. That’s how far I’ve gotten on “BoJack Horseman”. I know people love it. I was like, “Yeah, I see why people love this,” but it wasn’t like, “I gotta keep coming back to this “or else I’m going to pitch a fit.” “He’s a self-loathing, cynical, “alcoholic horse currently in his 50s “who’s acting career peaked “when he starred in a successful ’90s family sitcom “called ‘Horsing Around’. “He’s been shown to be caring and insightful, “but his insecurities, loneliness, “desperate need for approval “and guilt over his own actions “have often resulted in self-destructive “and selfish actions that devastate those around him.” BoJack would not be interested in a fight. You know what I’m saying? Like, and I don’t think he would have a terribly high level of confidence in a fight. Maury the Hormone Monster. Man, remember hormones? That’s kinda what this show’s about. Well, yeah, it’s all about puberty and Maury is the monster that actually like escorts the teenage boys through the process of puberty and kinda like gets their sexual desires kinda going, so- Stirs it up. I don’t know- It’s got a lot of- A lot of pheromones. A lot, a lot of- But not a lot of upper body strength. A lot of aggression here. I mean- Yeah, I mean, BoJack can turn around and just knock him in the face. Knock that horn off. I feel like if they got into a fight, Bo- Dehorny him. BoJack would reluctantly… I mean, a horse can just bite you. You know what I’m saying? You see those videos where the horse just is like just hanging out with a a woman and then just decides to bite her? Yeah. Have you seen that happen? Uh-uh. I don’t watch videos of women and horses. Let’s talk later. I’m sure we will. We always seem to be talking. Let’s talk specifically about videos of women and horses. Let’s not, but we’re gonna say that BoJack wins. Yeah. And then we’re bringing up the next combatant. We’ve got Kimmy Schmidt. Kimmy Schmidt. I mean, she’s unbreakable. You know, she’s been through it all and watching all of those seasons it’s like she’s had her ups and her downs and it’s all musical, right? No. Haven’t seen it. And do you know that the actress who plays this role, Ellie Kemper, actually, her backstory is not dissimilar to the story of Kimmy Schmidt. Like Kimmy Schmidt comes from an underground bunker and then Ellie Kemper was in like a strange cult until like her early 20s. Isn’t that true? Really? Yeah. Look that up and verify my- “Kimmy Schmidt, “the character, was in eighth grade when she was kidnapped “and held captive for 15 years in an underground bunker “with the actress who plays her.” You’re right, they were both in the bunker together. What does it say? What does it say? Like she was in some kind of, she was in a cult. “Convinced by her captor that a nuclear apocalypse “had come, gone and left them the sole survivors “of humanity. “Determined, optimistic and scrappy.” Hmm. Yeah, there was- she had she apologized because there was some shady issues with the group that- but she was literally raised in this group. She didn’t, you know, she has since left the group. But it’s interesting. I think it gave her some insight- Gave her some insight… Into playing this particular character. Can she beat a horse to death? She’s so nice that you would think that there is a tenacity sort of hidden under that nice exterior. Yes. I mean, she’s a survivor man. And plus after BoJack gives Maury the good kick he’s exhausted. Okay. He’s exhausted. Okay. So- She’s moving and shaking. So you see this as- She’s finding a way. You see this as the kind of thing- Slitting his throat. You’re taking into account the fact that he is not recovered from his previous fight? Yeah. Because that’s not something I’ve ever thought about. We have to. Wow. We have to. So you’re taking attrition into account. We have to. Wow. We never did that when we’ve done the hot dads before. I know, but- Like hot Disney guys. Yeah. Did you read the comments? I guess you just don’t get tired of being hot. I don’t. But yeah, let’s do attrition here. Good old attrition. Who’s this? Pennsatucky. Wow. I don’t think I got to this season of “Orange is the New Black.” No, this is season one. I remember her. “A religious fanatic who attacks and manipulates others Is that what her teeth to attack.” look like? I think that’s probably from meth. That’s after she got in a fight, but her teeth did look pretty bad before and then post fight she got them all redone and then she didn’t know that you had to brush your teeth if they were fake. That’s how they got that bad. Played by Taryn Manning. “She would try to stab you with a sharp wooden cross “in the name of the Lord.” Oh, I remember that. Oh, okay. Yeah Oh yeah. She got religious fervor, bad teeth. She would take out Ellie Kemper. Oh yeah. Or it’s Kimmy Schmidt. That’s the character we’re talking about. Especially after Kimmy took down that horse. And she gets those teeth in you it’s gonna transfer some kind of infection. Who do we have here? Oh, Luke Cage from the show “Luke Cage.” What can he do? Do you remember the time that we were in, was it New York City? We’ve been there. And we were in a hotel- I remember- And we were trying to get to Stevie’s room or I can’t remember what it was. We were trying to get to a different room. Yeah. I think you’re trying to get to my room, yeah. And I knocked on a hotel room door- In the morning? And this guy came to the door. What’s his- I was like, “Oh, I’m sorry. I’m looking for Stevie.” Mike Colter? Yeah. Mike Colter came to the door. You’ve met Mike Colter. You weren’t with me? No, I remember you telling a us both about it. It’s cuz you were with Jessie, Christy and Cassie were there, I think. And I think you were with Jessie when you knocked on the wrong door. Yes. Yes, that’s right. My wife and I have met Luke Cage. What was your interaction with Mike? “You’re not Stevie.” He didn’t seem, I mean, he was super nice. He didn’t act like it was weird as soon as I was like, “Oh, sorry wrong room.” He was like, “It’s cool.” And- You we’re like, “Luke Cage! “Can I get a photo? A selfie?” At the time, I didn’t, you know, like he has a presence in real life. Like you just, “Oh, this guy’s some- Big guy? “This guy’s somebody.” He’s a big guy? I can’t remember. I don’t think he’s particularly tall. But, he’s well built. Okay. Yeah, he could really crush her. Yeah. Snap her in half. But I mean- He’s six three. So he is- Well, let’s not forget- Six, three doesn’t register for me. We’re not just talking about the actor. We’re talking about Luke Cage who has “superhuman strength and unbreakable skin.” I mean, yeah. Even the actor himself could win but the character- can anybody beat Luke Cage? Let’s see how this segment was produced. Oh yeah. Okay. She need not touch you. I see what’s happening here. “Telekinetic powers, but with a side effect of nose bleeds.” Spoiler alert. “She defeated the demogorgan.” That was like season two though. “Loves Eggo waffles and friendship.” I haven’t watched this show. So I don’t know. How did you describe him? “Superhuman strength and unbreakable skin.” I mean, Eleven can make bookcases be thrown at you. When she really- What if you got unbreakable skin? When she really expends herself, what’s the worst thing we see her do? She like obliterates that demogorgan. She can make something just explode. Explode right? From the inside, right? Yeah. Nobody remembers fully? So maybe he’s got unbreakable skin, but she can go from the inside out like a microwave and scramble his insides. See how he’s been shot here and he’s a little upset- Because he doesn’t have an unbreakable hoodie. Well, but he did lose the string in the hood. Where’s the string? Yeah. It got shot off. I think Eleven takes this because of the scramble-bility. She gotta take him early though. Right, yeah. Before the nose bleed really starts. All right. Who do we got next? Wahbam! Sabrina Morningstar. Oh! Sabrina Morningstar. Of course from the “Chilling Adventures of Sabrina,” teenage witch- And also “Mad Men,” right? Yep. She the she’s the daughter in “Mad Men.” That’s how I know her. We saw her grow up over the course of that show. Okay. I haven’t seen “The Chilling- ” She was a little girl at the beginning of that show. Yeah. We saw her grow up. And then she was a bigger little girl. We just watched her grow up right on that show. It’s just like, “I’ve watched you. “I’ve watched you grow up.” What’s her name? Sabrina Morningstar. Kiernan Shipka. Yeah, Kiernan Shipka. Now she is “half mortal, half witch.” She’s the “literal daughter of Satan.” Oh wow. Wow. “The literal daughter of Satan.” I don’t, I don’t, I think- How powerful does she get? Who watches this show? Jenna does. Jenna, how powerful is she? She’s the daughter of Satan. More powerful than 11? No, no way. Well, she does work really hard to defeat Satan. So if that’s helpful at all. Yeah. She has some family problems. Do you remember- Okay, right. I mean, do you remember what happens to Eleven Eleven has no family. after she participates in a battle? She’s out for like- Has to nap. No for like days! Days? Days! Days. Yeah. I mean, she’s gonna walk up to her and just snap her neck. She’s out. She’s taking a nap. Oh, cuz of the attrition? Because of the attrition. Attrition. Cuz she just scrambled Luke Cage’s insides. Right. We gotta have somebody with some endurance. Is that Geralt of Rivia? Is it Geralt? That’s the main guy from “The Witcher?” Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought he was just the Witcher. Yeah. He is the Witcher. Is he the Witcher? Yeah. Superman. But that’s his actual name? Superman. Is this a recommended show to watch? Henry Cavill. I watched season one. I can speak to this. Oh, I usually don’t direct those questions to you. I have not yet watched season two because season one it didn’t keep my attention. It had some like, I don’t know. It just wasn’t gripping enough. It got a little cheesy. It got a little cheesy? Yeah, yeah. He wasn’t in every scene. Yeah. He’s gotta be in every scene for Link to watch it. Every scene, especially shirtless, coming out of a steaming hot tub. Right. Every scene. Every scene that Henry Cavill was in was great in season one. But the storyline that he wasn’t a part of I wasn’t into it. Right. But how powerful is he? Could he beat the daughter of Satan? But also Don Draper’s daughter. Keep that in mind. You sense he’s beaten some nasty creatures. Yeah. What is his tool? He’s willing to get dirty. What’s his weapon? I don’t remember like swords and stuff. Yeah. “Master sword fighter.” Oh, he’s got swords? “Learned to use the signs. “Simple spells used by the witchers.” He literally can kill witches and she’s only half witch. This is easy. “He’s magically enhanced, possesses supernatural abilities due to his mutations.” He’s cool. He’s cool. I’ll watch season two eventually just cuz I like him. Jessica Jones. Jessica Zones. Jessica Zones. She was in “Breaking Bad.” We watched her grow up on “Breaking Bad.” And watched her die on “Breaking Bad.” She was- Spoiler alert. Jesse Pinkman’s- Girlfriend. Girlfriend. What does she have? “She got superhuman strength and limited flight.” So she can jump far? No, she runs her own detective agency. She’s like the princess in Super Mario Two. It’s like. Yeah. Limited flight Limited flight, super human strength. I don’t know. She doesn’t feel like she’s gonna be anything more difficult than a half witch at this point. Right. He’s got stamina. Yeah. And he used his sword. He’s using tools. He’s not using just his brute strength. Right. And there’s no magic sort of replenishing that has to happen. You know what? Let’s put some blood oath up here. Oh, that’s nice. Now that we’re talking about comic books, we got in on the game. We wrote a comic book. Here’s edition number one. There’s Henry Cavill right there on the front. “Rhett and Link vs The Global Lovemaking Crisis.” That’s right. It gets sexy. If you want your copy of this, you gotta be a third degree member of the mythical society. And if you’re not already you gotta join third degree quarterly or annual by March 31st in order to get your copy. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details. The story is gripping just like our two hands in the midst of that blood oath. All right, Witcher. Who’s coming for ya? Oh gosh. Lucifer. Oh my- Lucifer’s been manscaped! My- Lock- What did you say, David? David has curated these photos and now you’re looking at two shirtless men coming out of water. Right, yeah. All right, David. This is just the first thing that shows up. Hey, give him a break. He can do 19 pushups. You have to really look for that still of the Witcher. Yeah. This is not easy to find. You gotta look through thousands of shirtless pictures of Henry Cavill, David- It’s a screen grab. To get to that. I don’t know how should feel about this. But my oldest son was really into this series “Lucifer.” I don’t know anything about it. It was very popular amongst a lot of people. Among Satanists? Yeah. You know, but like he and his friends they were all kind of into it. Read about it. It just says “He’s Satan played by Tom Ellis.” That’s it. It’s kind of a drama, a little bit of comedy. Satan’s too cunning to be a fighter. He’s more of a manipulator. Right? He’s a liar. But that’s, I mean, that’s all part of a fight. Cunning and strategy is part of a fight. Yeah. I think that I don’t know what kinds of stuff- we really can’t see Geralt’s nipples in this particular one. So we can’t tell how big his pecks are but I mean- He’s got– dude, Henry Cavill. He’s got this guy. This puts this guy to shame, dude. So, this is just good lighting? Just good lighting. Good lighting. But he’s Satan! I mean, I just don’t think the Witcher can beat Satan. He’s getting tired now, man. He’s just dispatched Jessica Jones and Don Draper’s daughter. I mean, he can’t go on forever. He can’t go on forever. And what’s his problem with the ladies? Yeah. Why is he always fighting the ladies? Fine. Never hit a woman. And finally can Lucifer be brought down by the demogorgan? So, if Eleven made it this would be no contest. But she didn’t. And now he got- “A predatory, humanoid creature originated “from a parallel dimension. “It’s head seems to lack facial features “until it unfurls the flesh “like a flower to reveal pedals “lined with mini sharp teeth and a large open mouth.” I feel like the God of the underworld who has made it to this point can take out just a being from an alternate dimension. Lucifer’s not the God of the underworld. He’s just a fallen angel, man. He’s just a naughty little angel. But then he basically became the God of the underworld. Like he worked, I mean, he started at the bottom worked his way to the top. He was like a busboy demon at some point, you know? And now he is running the whole restaurant. I think it comes down to smarts. This thing is dumb. Yeah. You can like throw a volleyball somewhere and it’ll chase it. It’s like choking on a volleyball. Yeah. Yeah. Lucifer’s too smart, too cunning, too manipulative. I think this is how we wanted it to end, you know. Satan victorious! There he is. Satan wins it all and let’s wrap this up for David. Join third degree quarterly or annual by March 31st to get Mythical’s first ever comic book! Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.