Welcome to Good Mythical More. Like I said in the previous episode, you had me at peanuts. Apparently, you feel the same way. You clicked on through. Peanuts have been soaked in amazing things, crazy things, stupid things. We don’t know. We’re gonna have to decide. Maybe even normal things. Maybe we will discover a superior soaked peanut. But first, a random disturbing fact. In France, it’s legal to marry a dead person. False. Especially common during and after World War I. Oh, this is true. A posthumous marriage was necessary for women to assure the legitimacy of their children, whose fathers had died before they could walk down the aisle. Nowadays, people can benefit from a widower’s pension, life insurance payout, and or to retain the last name of the deceased, if desired. But how does the deceased person agree to this if they weren’t like- It’s kind of like marrying the estate. Let’s think of it that way. But what scenario would this? What scenario? Somebody dies and what if you didn’t even know the person? Hey, I wanna marry that dead person to get their pension. Legitimacy of their children whose fathers had died before they could walk down the aisle. Well, that’s just basically women still, like the marriage was still like legally enforced, but now people can tap into whatever benefits that person had. How’s that different than just being married to somebody already? But I guess you can marry someone who is already dead and you’re not married to them. I don’t know, I guess you gotta go to France to figure it out. I don’t wanna call my lawyer and start asking these kind of questions. You know what I’m saying? I’m thinking about marrying a dead person. Let’s see if we can guess what peanut number one has been soaked in. Well, first of all- Something sweet. The peanut flavor is very strong. Yeah. It’s the peanuts themselves. These have almost turned into like, boiled peanuts. Do you want a three, two, one and you wanna play each other or do you wanna collectively? Three, two, one. Okay. Hold on. Okay. You get more when you just suck on it. I know what it is. Three, two, one. Three, two. Coffee. Dr. Pepper. Oh. What did you say, Rhett? I said coffee, but I think it is Dr. Pepper, now that you said it. Oh. Yeah, it’s Dr. Pepper. Yeah, because it’s sweet. I couldn’t figure it out but- Is that an improvement over an unsoaked peanut? No. I don’t think so. No. Onto the next. This is a… How long were these soaked? Do you know? Ew. Ew. I immediately have a guess. That’s not good. Three, two, one. Aloe vera juice. What? That’s what I was thinking. Why do you? How do you know that? Boba. Boba? Is it aloe vera juice? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Because aloe vera juice, it’s the only thing in the world that tastes like that. You’re right. And you remember Karl? He used to- Yeah, Karl with a K. Come and help us out back in the North Carolina days. What’s up, Karl? 15 years ago. He was helping us make music videos and stuff. He would bring us aloe vera juice. He said, “You gotta check this stuff out, man. It’s got-” His voice was deeper and still is. “You gotta check this stuff out.” There it is. “It’s got aloe vera in it and it’s really good. And it was really good.” “Balls of aloe vera in it. It’s a lot of sugar in there, too.” “It was very good.” “It’s good for you. Get you going.” I really like it. And forever, I gotta be thankful for it because now I was able to guess this this many years later. Thanks Karl with a K. Yeah. Are these, they look dry. Are they dry? No, they’re wet inside. No, they’re wet. Really? Oh. They are super wet nuts. Yeah. I think if you dried them afterward, I’m curious what would happen. That’s, yeah. That could be a thing. Me, too. Same. You know what? We’ll put him in the sun. You’ll get your wish after all. Ceviche nuts? Yeah, put Link’s nuts in the sun. Because peanut is such a strong flavor, everything is kinda subtle. What is that? Well, I was gonna say beet juice just because of the color, but now that I eat it, it doesn’t taste like beet juice. I have a guess. Three, two, one. Gatorade? Cranberry? It’s cranberry. Yeah, that’s it. Yeah. Help with your urinary tract infection. Actually, that’s probably a good thing because I think peanuts help with the pee, too. That’s why they call them peanuts. Right because they help with both your pee and your nuts. These aren’t bad. I kind of like. It’s a little bit of pung-ocity. It’s over the, just coating it. I like this one. This is my number one. The other night, I wanna run a joke by you guys. This is my ride or die. Yeah, please, please. This just reminded me of a joke that I woke up in the middle of the night, 3:00 AM. And you invented a joke? And I had an idea for a joke and I wrote it down and I actually wrote down, “Is this a good joke?” And then I wrote the joke and I didn’t remember it until right now. Well, let’s hear it. Is this a good joke? You have to say that, I think. Is this a good joke? There’s a vas deferens between my penis and my balls. Get it? Of course, Stevie’s gonna laugh at that. There’s a vas deferens between my penis and my balls. I get it. It’s like a, it’s a biological- Yes, like a medical joke. It’s like an anatomical- Like if I was a- That’s a good tweet. It’s a good tweet. I thought about tweeting it. Yeah, it’s a good tweet. Everybody’s saying yeah! Davin’s like, “Yeah, tweet that.” Okay, I’ll tweet it and see what happens. Is this a good joke? You have to put that in there. No, I’m not gonna do that. There’s a vas deferens between my penis and my balls. It’s kind of gross. Yeah, but it’s true. Fine, I’m jealous. I didn’t dream that joke. I don’t think of jokes. That’s just not how my brain works. I don’t wake up at three, but I was like, hold on, this may be a good joke. Write it down. Notes happen. All right, here we go. It passed this group’s test. Okay. Anything with any subtle hint of innuendo is gonna get a snicker outta this group. Zero innuendo in that joke, by the way. It’s just a fact. It’s just, yeah. If I was a urologist, somebody was sitting in there and they were like, “Doc, break the news to me.” I’d be like, “Well, first thing, there’s a vas deferens between your penis and your balls.” I would say that to all my patients, the first time. The first time. After that- Just to screw with them. Yeah. This one’s tough. There’s a subtle pinkness. I have a guess. Hold on. Once you said subtle pinkness, I had a guess. Three, two, one. Hot dog water. Pepto Bismol? Hot dog water and what? Pepto Bismol. Oh, hot dog water is close. Really? It’s a product, it’s like a novelty product, that one would get at a soda store. Soda shop. Really? Bacon soda. Yeah. But not baking soda. Correct. It doesn’t. I can’t taste the bacon. Wow. I would never have guessed that. The bacon flavor and the bacon soda is so specifically like, smoke flavor, and I don’t taste that. Yeah. The peanuts just completely cover it up. Yeah, peanuts soak it up and throw away the bacon. Hey, quick reminder. Check out our Amazon store, okay? amazon.com/mythical. You can get everything that we got quickly with Prime shipping. Logo wear, classic designs, exclusive designs, and our grooming products, which we are very proud of. Browse the grooming products, buy them, groom yourself. amazon.com/mythical. That was cool. That was cool. Look at that. These are golden. Very wet. Oh, wow. Now, these do taste like boiled peanuts. What is that? It might just be peanut juice. Is it sweet? I got a guess, but I’m… Do you like it, Link? I like it. I know you like it. What? Yeah, I do like it. I don’t know what it is. You think I should like it. Three, two, one. Pickle juice? Milk. Close to pickle juice. Vinegar. But there’s a reason that I asked Link if he liked it. Blood. Pickle blood. Because Link does not like this thing. All right. Olive juice. Yeah. Oh, really? Okay, that’s why it tastes sort of like- It’s just salty, though. It tastes like- Oh, I’m getting the slightest little hint of it. It tastes like a boiled peanut. Like the most like- It’s not bad. A real boiled peanut. That’s a good idea. People soak nuts in things? I think we’re learning that you shouldn’t. Nothing is- Well, isn’t that a Southern thing, the peanuts in a Coke? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, that’s bright. I can smell what that is. Yeah. Oh, okay. Ew. Truthfully, I don’t even know what this is. It’s bitter. I don’t even know hat the answer is. I see what the answer is, but I don’t know what this thing is. I’ll tell you what it tastes like. Yeah. Butterscotch. Okay. It tastes like rancid butterscotch. But why is it so bitter? It is in the sweets category, but I’ve never. It’s- Bitter scotch. Cake batter extract. Yeah, it’s like way too- It’s kind of like vanilla extract, wow. Wow. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you want something to- Cake batter? To make it to taste like cake batter, but have no cake in it. Okay, so it’s cake batter flavoring. Vanilla extract. That might have been legit. Well, that stuff’s pricey, though. You don’t wanna soak your nuts in that. It’s just a little dab will do you. Okay, these appear to be just normal peanuts. No, they’re still wet. But they’re wet. Wet, these just look like wet peanuts. That’s gross. Meaty. I think I might know. Three, two, one. Milk. Vine or sausage can juice. You said milk? I said milk. No. No. Peanuts cover a world of hurt. Yeah, the peanut flavor is so strong. And there’s a lot of peanuts in the world. I need a hint. You said it was meaty and that is true. Ham water? No. You know what? I’m also gonna guess ham water. This is like a product that you buy or you can make, but it’s not like the drags of something that we made up. This is not gross. In fact, I would think maybe it would taste good. It doesn’t. But it’s meat water. Yeah. I mean, yes, you could call this meat water, but there’s an actual name for it. What’s another name for meat water? I’ve never called anything meat water. But you would think we would like it. No, but for real, what’s another name for meat water? What is meat water? What is meat water when you’re talking about it? Sauce. No. Marinara sauce. Actually, it’s from the meat. Meat sauce. It is from a meat. Gravy. Like squeezing meat? What meat, if you squeeze hard enough, makes water that you would wanna drink? Beef broth. Oh, chicken broth. Chicken broth, yeah. Chicken. Chicken broth. Yeah, broth. Broth is the word. Yeah, meat water is broth. Even when you smell it, it’s not- And I was like, she’s crazy. It’s kinda bad. Meat water? That’s not a thing. Bring out those cranberry nuts again because man. And those are really pretty. I think this is the thing. This is the ticket. Yeah, but if you reached your hand into like, a moist nut pile, you wouldn’t be like, oh. I think you gotta eat them with a spoon. I think maybe you gotta- I think you gotta dry them back out. You gotta grind it up. Just go full peanut butter. Cranberry-flavored peanut butter. Oh, that would work. Yeah. How about meat-flavored peanut butter? Just throw some chicken stock in there. I’m exhausted. Like, I’ve eaten so much so quickly. Yeah. I don’t know what’s gonna happen on my date. Well, just ride that wave, man. Just ride that wave of uncertainty. Need Mythical merch in a hurry? Try amazon.com/mythical for grooming, logo wear, and reissued designs delivered with Prime shipping.