GMMore 2136: Whisper Challenge (Salt Edition)

Welcome to Good Mythical More We are gonna do the whisper challenge but we’re gonna make it salty. Oh. Like literally, we’re gonna use salt in our mouths to make whispering even that much more difficult. Does salty whispering, is it hard? I never tried it Rhett. Ah. Can’t wait to find out. This will be the first time, man. Well, at first, you know what we’re gonna do? We’re going to give Deja Coulter some $30 to, some $30. A sum of $30, yes. To http://www.mythical.com the store specifically because they repped that merch out in the wild with #merchicality. I’ve been third degree for almost two years now. Well congratulations Deja, you’ve got some more money coming your way! And you got a nose ring. Oh gosh sorry. All right and look at Stevie look at what you could still win. You know what? It’s accumulative right? You know, it’s not about the trophy for me. No, but you love trophies. This trophy is. [Stevie} I do have that wall full of all the trophies. Yes one of your favorite things is your trophy wall. It’s gonna have the name of the crew member and they’re gonna and they get to keep it on their desk until I guess we do this again. I don’t know. We have to wait another 10 years. It’d be on your desk for 10 years or until the next tournament. Uh, Whoever wins the bracket. Right now, no, no one’s nailed it. We have we have some leaders Anybody’s game. We have some leaders on the board Clear leaders Um, I would like to especially shout out Aubrey. Who’s been sitting four, four people away and I have not heard her brag, um, this whole time unlike some people like Kevin who were bragging the whole time, um so, Nicole Bade and Aubrey are both in first position. I will say there is an abnormal amount of post people too in the top portion of the, of the bracket so, Okay. Uh there’s something with the post team. Yeah. And uh, they they’ve studied us quite a bit. Yeah. Uh huh, um, but yeah, ramen almost. Okay so, Almost. whisper challenge I’m gonna put on some brown noise. It’s my favorite noise. And I’m gonna look at what’s been written for me to whisper after Can you hear me? I can tell that you said can you hear me. What if I said something different that’s not What if I said something but you couldn’t hear me? Oh, well that’s you need to turn up the volume. Hold on. You stopped whispering. I could hear your voice. Oh, what about This is this a whisper. Okay. The vocal cords don’t actually, Don’t, don’t Vibrate when you whisper Don’t insult.. Don’t insult my intelligence. Don’t what? Okay that’s better. I’m put, I’m gonna put I don’t know what this salt’s gonna do for you. I’m interested in it though. I licked the top of your cupcakes. I licked the top of your to..cupcakes. Okay you, you, it seems like your mouth is moving in a different way than normally. Is it because of the salt? It’s the salt. Okay. I licked the top of your cupcakes. I licked up Frommer’s. The travel website? The travel book? You licked it up? I licked the top of your cupcakes. What? I licked the top of your cupcakes. I licked Tom Cruise’s face. I licked the top of your cupcakes. I licked Tom Ford all over the place. I licked the top of your cupcakes. I licked Tom Ford’s private space The top of your cupcakes. I can’t, I don’t ma.. The top of your cupcakes. The top of the.. Cupcakes. The top of the face. Cupcakes. Top of my place. Cup.. Top.. Cup.. Up.. Cup.. Up.. Cup.. Tom.. Cakes. Nikes. Cupcakes. Spice. What? Cupcakes. Oasis. Cupcakes. Ma case. Cupcakes. Love hates. Cupcakes. Cupcakes! Aha, yeah yeah. What is it? I licked the top of your cupcakes. Oh you didn’t lick Tom Ford all over the place? No Or in his private space? Alright. Alright you get, you get one. That’s what it looked. Oh Gosh Yeah, careful with those. You can warn a bgah, bagah. You can warn a bagah. You gotta whisper now. don’t engage your vocal chords. Lean forward. So I’m not looking back here. I, I hate when log-in pages don’t remember me. Hey, I take pictures of naughty people. I hate when log-in I like.. pages don’t remember me. I like britches on.. What? I hate when log-in pages don’t remember me. Good gosh. I like Twixes with.. I hate I like I eat. I hate.. I, I hate.. When log-in pages I hate women I hate when log-in pages hate with, with all, don’t remember me. with a passion. I hate when log-in pages I hate wh, with a pa..uh.. don’t remember me Just, just do the first half, then the second half I hate when log-in pages I…witches. Chi…tchen. I hate when log-in pages I hate witches they itch A lot. Second half. Don’t remember me Whis.. whip.. Don’t remember me with a… with a bababa tumbabaa Don’t remember me Don’t make, don’t make me.. don’t remember me Don’t make me… Don’t make me baba babeh.. Don’t remember me. Doh.. Don’t remember me. What? I hate when log-in pages don’t remember me. I hate with the babbity blah blah bah blah blah… Don’t remember me. I..I dohm..dohm..dohm Remmber me. Don’t wet my baby cakes. Remmeber me. Don’t w..w.. waba baby boo. Remember. with my b.. Remember With my boo. Remember With my boy. Remember. Whipping post. Remember. Whippapoo. Ber. Boy. Ber. Burr. Yeah. Burr. Remember. With my burr. Yeah. Remember. Remember. Say it all. I hate when log-in I hate when.. pages don’t remember me. Again. I hate when log-in pages don’t remember me. I hate when you.. Remember me. Slower, man. I hate when I hate when Log-in pages. Lo, what’s that again? Log-in pages. Long-y pants. Long-y Log-in pages. Long-y mh hmm. Log-in pages. That’s a four letter word. Log-in pages. What? Log-in pages. Long-y muh…laundromats. Log-in pages. Londe..na long-eh..long-eh cha..le chonge chance Log-in pages. Le..longdev.. Your f..your mouth is weird man. I hate when Log-in pages don’t remember me. Longie pants long.. I hate it when laundry..mmh..lo..larn..large large pants. I hate when large pants What? Don’t remember me. What? Don’t remember me. I hate it when long large pants call me a peacock. Yes! Really? Yes! Whe..That’s crazy! I hate it When long pants call me a peacock? Yeah no. It was I hate when log-in pages don’t remember me. Lo- Oh, me too. Yeah. All right. Let’s get salty. Hate when long pants call me a peacock! I look like a DJ that would be called The Wolf. Welcome to 89.7 We’ve got some Bob Seger coming up after the break. The Wolf! I, I went f..I was about to go for the salt. An army of squirrels is coming for you. Hello my future, my future. An army of squirrels is coming for you for you. For you..f I love watching the family feud. An army of squirrels is coming for you for you. Steve Harvey’s thinking about joining The View. An army of squirrels is coming for you. Bob Wills is coming for you. An army. Hang on Pea. An army of, an ar.. Hang on Beaver. An army. Ice boy. An army. Army Start from the beginning. An army. Ryobi. An. An. Hey? An. What? An. Late. Army. Herby. Army. Arby’s. Army. An army of squirrels is coming for you. Arby’s? Of squirrels. Arby’s of the world. Is coming for you. Is coming for you. An army of squirrels.. Arby’s for words. An army of squirrels.. Huh? An army of squirrels I mean that fa..I ca..the lips are now beginning to do things that I’ve never seen before. Right Squirrels Four cheese Ssss s..s..s..s Ch ch ch ch ch ch cheesus Sssss T..t..t.. No. Sss.. Sss.. Sss..qui.. Ssswwwrracha Squi..qui.. Swaaa.. Squirrr.. Swaaa.. Squirrr.. Swaaa.. Squirrr.. Sword. Squirrr… Sworrr… Squirrr… Swooole. Squirrr… Arby’s will make you swole. Squirrels. Sw..Swole see? Llllssss. Uh! Llllssss. Swole..th..th.. Is that a, th? Llll.. I don’t like to watch that. It’s a letter dude. La? S..ssss ssss Put some more salt in. Okay I.. Ssss this has turned into a different game that I don’t like. An army of squirrels is coming for you. Is it somebody’s coming for me? Yes. An army of squirrels. Arby’s of the world. Squirrels. Girls? Ssss Arby’s girls are coming for me? Ssss What does that even mean? I’m interested. Ssss What? Ssss..qu.. Swole..Swole girls are coming for me. Squirrels Swole girlies. Ssssquirrels Sword, sword-toting ladies are coming for me. Squir..squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, Squirrels! Squirrels! Squirrels, Arby’s squirrels are coming for me! Yh..ye..an ar..yeah an army of squirrels. Oh, oh I thought it was Arby’s squirrels. All right you know what? We’re not going to get through all these. Pick another one that you really like. Okay all right. You know what? Before I do pick one, I wanna let you know that we are celebrating women’s history month. Yeah we are. With the latest episode of Good Mythical Crew: The Podcast featuring Jenna, Bethany, and Annerlise. Check out the latest episode now and binge all past episodes of Good Mythical Crew: The Podcast as a second and third degree member of the mythical society join at http://www.mythicalsociety.com. Mmm hmm. An army an arby of swole squirrels is coming for you. All right. Salt! Oh. You’re the Jamie-Lynn Spears of this show. What? You’re the Jamie-Lynn Spears of this show. Wilt Chamberlain is friends of the show. You’re You’re The Jamie-Lynn Spears Your thick.. Cha..chamber.. Your thick chamber is friends with the show? You’re the Jamie-Lynn Spears of this show. You’re ashamed of the trinkets of the f.. You’re Your. The Jamie-Lynn Spears The chamberl..the chamber..sh What sh.. Jamie-Lynn Spears. Chamberlain smells. Jamie-Lynn Spears. Chamberlain swills. Jamie-Lynn Spears. Cha..Jamie-Lynn Spears. Yes! You’re the Jamie-Lynn Spears of this show. You’re the L.. Jamie-Lynn Spears this show. Is that an insult? No, she’s a better one right? What does she do? I’m just trying to make him feel good. Is she an artist of some sort? Okay. I don’t think the salt makes a difference except in my like Sodium count in my blood. I’m I’m mixing the salt. Oh okay. I don’t think it’s making a difference except increasing my sodium levels. Okay. Coming up after the break, we’ve got four hours straight of Pink Floyd. Okay. I’m trying to pick one that I like. I’m sick of the men at Trader Joe’s being so hot. What? I’m sick of the men at Trader Joe’s being so hot. I’m sick..of this show. I’m sick of the men at Trader Joe’s. I’m sick of being.. Sick of the men at Trader Joe’s being this hot. Being so hot. So hot? So hot. So hot? Yeah yeah. I’m sick of the men at Trader Joe’s being so hot. I’m sick of being.. a free loading.. So hot. So hot? So hot. I’m sick Is so hot the right thing? I’m sick of the men at Trader Joe’s Trader Joe’s. Trader Joe’s. Solid gold? Trader Joe’s. I’m sick of being solid gold. I.. Trader Joe’s. Your toes. Trader Joe’s. Your to..your nose. T..t..t..Trader. Your ch..ch..ch..chode. Trader. I’m sick of your chode being so hot. You didn’t have to say that out loud. Err.. I’m sick of the men. I’m sick of Benny. I’m sick of the men at. I’m sick of being asked. I’m sick of the men at Trader Joe’s. Sick of being asked why I chose. Men at Trader Joe’s. Say that slowly. Men. Ben asked, being asked? Trader Joe’s, men at Trader Joe’s. Your toes. Men at Trader Joe’s. Men at your toes. Men at Trader Joe’s. Ben Astra knows. Men at Trader Joe’s. Being at. Men at. Men at. Penis? Men at Penised? That’s what it looks like you’re saying. Men at Trader Joe’s. Don’t get so close. Trader Joe’s. It’s like getting too close to a TV I can’t see it any of it. Men at Trader Joe’s. Penis and toes. Head shoulders, penis and toes. I’m sick of the men at Trader Joe’s being so hot. I’m sick of just Men at Trader Joe’s. Pinarongo. Muh.. Ba. Mmmuh..Mmmeeen.. Ba. Mmmeeen..meeen Ba. Mmmmmm. Pa. Mmmmm.. Ba. Not Buh, Mmmmm. Mah. Mmmmm.. Mmmah. N..No just mmm Mmmmh. Eeeh. Mommy. Mmm. Mmm. Eeeh..Nnnuh. Madonna. I’m sick of Madonna being so hot too It’s crazy she’s like 60. I’m sick of it. Mmm.. Mmm.. Mmm.. Eeeh.. Mmmeeeh.. Nnnuh. Ameeeh. Mmeh..nnuh. Meehdaah Nnuh. Dah, Mitha. Mitha. It’s three letters dude. Mmmmh..eeeeh..nnh. Mmmh..aaah. Nnnuh..nnn. La. Nneh. T. T. Nneh. Th. La..La..La Nneh. Nnnnh..Nnnuh. La. Nnnah! Nah! Na. Mmmmh.. Me naaah. Meee..nnnnuh. Miendaaah. Meeeeen! Men. Men! Men? Yeah! I’m sick of men being so hot? Where? Trader Joe’s. Sick of the men at Trader Joe’s being so hot. Yes! Eh heh heh! Yes, yes, yes! I did it mum! I did it. I thought he was saying chode. I definitely uh, drove my car in just a speedo a few times So I’m not saying, I’m just saying it’s just it’s in the realm of possibilities. It’s the jean shorts, buttoned up. If your spee..was your speedo wet? No.

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