Welcome to Good Mythical More! Woo! I don’t feel great. Do you feel great? Listen, I washed my mouth out with mouthwash, I brushed my teeth, I brushed my tongue, and I still feel like the whole left side of my mouth, which is where I tried to like cheek… Chipmunk? Chipmunk, the bile and the blood. It feels like something’s wrong. I honestly don’t know how I did it. I think something’s wrong with me, that I wasn’t gagging as much as I usually do. I don’t know. I think I need… You’ve had a stroke? I think I smelled blood in the water. You know what I’m saying? I did brush my teeth and my tongue and then start over and brush my tongue again. And then I threw away the toothbrush, so… Smart. No more, no more gross stuff on this show. Welcome to Good Mythical More. Its a celebration. If you haven’t been Disturbed enough, here’s a random disturbing fact. We’re the only species, that drinks another species milk. That makes us awesome though, right? Yeah. Cows milk is not designed for human consumption. Calves are about 100 pounds at birth, and almost eight to 10 times heavier by the time they are weaned. Cow’s milk contains on average, about three times the amount of protein than human milk does, which creates metabolic disturbances in humans that have detrimental bone health consequences, according to a study published in the American Journal of Epidemiology. But it tastes good. Screw that fact! Yeah, that’s disturbing! Milk it does the body good I want my milk! All right, we have a hat here, we have some situations that, we’re gonna determine the worst situation, the, the worst, well, here’s… We’re a little rattled. Can you tell? The worst Christmas present you can give a child is blank. Like, we’ll come up with the worst scenarios. It’s not Christmas time, so I’m getting rid of that one. But we’re gonna tell you our top three crew members, and then give this trophy to our top one. Starting with the runner up to the runner up, let’s give a big hand and bring in your own chair, it’s Mr. Tim Baker, everybody! How many did Tim get right? Third place. I was close. How many did he get right? Mr. IT himself, he’s it! I’m it. How many did he get right? You wanna know how many he got right? Yeah. Hey man, hey. I didn’t if you were hearing me. 22 out of 36. Oh wow. Hey, that’s impressive. Yeah. That’s impressive. Coming in better than Tim. Yeah. But not the best, Chris Fancher, everybody! He’s a producer, he’s excited. Sometimes he needs to just pace himself. Congratulations, Chris Fancher. You got 26 out of 36. Woo! Whoa, hey, that’s… Come on up here y’all. So every time there was a choice in a bracket, 26 out of 36 he got right. Wow, that means we went through 36 matchups. No, the points scaled up as they went. So like the first round was just one point and then the second rounds were two and then last ones were four. Okay. Got it. So if you were accurate in the final rounds, more points. Okay, did you look into that once you knew that you didn’t win? Yeah. How did I exactly not win? Okay, and which brings us to the man at the top, The one, the only, with 31 out of 36 correct. Oh no! So he didn’t nail it, but I mean, he blew Chris and Tim out of the water. Yeah. It’s the one and only, Davante! Congratulations. Congratulations, Davante! That’s impressive. Davante, what’s your secret man? I thought you were gonna say what’s your last name? Sanders. That’s true, I’m just a genius, you know? Yeah, it’s just… Bring it up, bring it on up. It’s just very, very simple, he’s just a genius. But I’m not done yet. Oh really? No. The only person to do something more impressive than Davante, is someone who only got three. What? Out of 36 right. That means she got one every single day. Or he. Well, I can see who it is. I see her standing over there. Let’s give a big round of applause for the biggest loser. It’s Bethany Brown! Thank you. Bethany, wow. And everybody scoot on up here. I mean, everybody has done something impressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, Davante, you gotta be careful, man. We’re gonna put your name on this thing. Yeah, I think it’s… Oh yeah, it’s gonna be like one of those golf tournament things where we, like, put his name and then every year it gets somebody else’s name. I don’t get to keep it? Awesome. Davante. No, no, you get to keep it for the year. I think the only thing you didn’t get right, and then it perpetuated itself as far as I can tell. is you thought we would like the Uncrustables chicken sandwich, right? Yeah. You picked that. That hurt me a little bit. And you carried it through further. Yeah, you had a… That was my worst day, the savory foods. After that you were just all lights out. Yeah, how does it feel? It feels great holding this trophy, being here on the More. No, you’ve been on, you’ve been on the… Oh, you haven’t been on the more? Virtually, a picture of me has been in the More. Oh, but he’s been on the show, but you were wearing like a hazmat suit. That’s so weird cause of that tradition that we have about when you’re on camera for the first time. It’s just like, it’s weird cause like, you know, I mean like what, you know what the main episode was, you know? Stevie, listen. I mean, that’s what Stevie said. What is she saying? She wants to feed him a pork blood taco? I didn’t say anything, other than we do have a tradition. I mean, yeah, well, it’s a tradition we haven’t been super faithful in following. I think you he won actually Chris. Well, there’s the whole virtual period time. Was it the winner that has to? You know, his first time on the More. Oh, well that would apply to me too actually. You know, I haven’t been on the More. Oh, oh! Tim, signing up! I will not a tell a lie. That’s not something that I wanna do. Oh, I see some, there’s also some live mealworms there, just sort of… Yeah. I don’t want to bring out a living worm. For me, that would be the easiest of all these. Yeah, yeah, it’s the, yeah. That’s, okay, alright. So it’s sitting here, um. I mean, Davante you won. Yeah. I did. So I think, um. So, I shouldn’t have to. Yeah, I mean. I think you have the honor of… So if you really think about it. You get to pick which one of these you would like, leaving the other one for Tim to have the option. Tim, I think you’re the only Mythical Smosh interloper, really. I mean, there’s other people who, who work on both, but like appearing on camera. Yeah. You find your way onto both cameras. I get asked to be on. You’re a character in both worlds. Yeah. I think you, you may be the only… Yeah, I’m like the… Crew member like that. Front of the crossover, yeah. You’re the glue that holds us together. And you’re about to eat a blood taco out, I bet. I have a feeling that might be a… You, you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to Davante, but you should hold it. There is a bucket there just in case. I mean, technically, you could just spit it right into your trophy. That might be where it ends up. That would be great. That would be absolutely hilarious. Just hold that up there so they can. Hey, The key with this one. [Bethany And Chris] We’ll hold it for you! It’s just, you just go all the way through, you don’t even stop. This was Stevie’s idea. Don’t even let it register. Is there water for him? Yeah. Something? It’s not bad. Oh yeah? I mean. It didn’t win, so… Do it quick. Go! Oh, what are you, you’re swishing? Tastes like chocolate, actually. Oh my God! Just like chocolate. It’s not that bad. It’s unpleasant, but it’s got a lot of other flavors in there. Davante! That was impressive! Do we have another trophy? Dang! Ugh, that was really gross, the way he… Bethany was like, just being next to that was unpleasant. Tim, I mean, you don’t have to, but, I mean, you should just hold it, at least. Yeah, I’ll hold it. If you wanna smell it just to give yourself… I don’t know if I… I can’t, I can’t throw it into this, this is… No, no, no, that’s what it’s for man. I’m glad that this is pre-lunch. Yeah right. This is your breakfast! Ah, alright, here we go, here we go. How did you do this? I mean, the fact that you’re still chewing it. Just get it, get it in there. Do it, do it, just… No! Keep holding it, Chris. Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim! Got it! Can I get some, get the… Water, water for Tim. Ugh, is that not worst thing? Making me look bad, Tim! You guys got showed up twice in this More. By the IT guy! Hey, I’m telling you. That’s good, man. Oh man. I can’t, I just, I mean, I can’t believe this. You guys still wanna try it too? They’ve got extra. What you want, Chris? I’m sure. That’s it, man. I’ll hold the worm, but not eat one. That’s the worst thing we’ve ever had on Good Mythical Morning. You just ate it like a champ, man. In fairness though, we did make Bethany eat a burger once. Yeah, we did. My Bad food was ketchup. It was expired ketchup, then I had to… Expired ketchup. What was your bad food, Chris? My bad food, um, chocolate. You’re lying. Oh wait, my bad, what I choose is the worst? No, what did we make you eat? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Didn’t I have some sort of Haggis thing at some point? I don’t know, the, the… I don’t know. I haven’t eaten anything bad on this show. Give him a blood taco! You haven’t eaten anything bad on the show? Why would you say that? Davante’s like, dude, you had an easy out. You could have said anything, no one would have fact-checked you. I can’t eat the bugs, that would be too much. I did have the blood going the whole way. I knew that was like gonna be the thing that got you. All right, so… Uh, wow. Let’s just pick a couple of these. I am the worst at… I don’t know, it’s like, say what you’re the worst at I guess. That’s a strange one. This tournament. We’ll give that one to Bethany. Bethany’s got an easy answer for that, okay. There you go, Bethany, Thank you. The worst thing you could say to me is… Um. I forgot about you and if it was my mom. When I was a kid, I was afraid of… I forgot about you, and your mom? That’s very specific. My, I was afraid that my mom wouldn’t come pick me up from the babysitter when I was a kid. That happened to me quite a few times. Oh, really? Okay, well, then you get that one too. Your mom forgot to pick you up. It was always dance class. My mom never picked me up at dance class, I would be sitting there. The worst place to go, sorry Bethany, for a honeymoon is… Just like your apartment. Your apartment! Yeah, you know, you don’t go anywhere. Man, I, what, the energy just really tanked with this. Like, a combination of like, we’re being a downer. Hey, before you do that one, I got something positive. Bring the energy back up. I got something positive. You know what? We’re celebrating you because we just passed 50,000 members for our Mythical rewards program! 50,000! And we wanna say, thank you by giving you double rewards points. Double points! Now, this is over at the mythical store, right? So any mythical store purchase made from now until March 23rd, you get double points so you can get those rewards even faster and then get more merch. Stack them up now at mythical.com. Tim, you okay? Yeah, I think I got it. With some water down. He doesn’t seem sure. No, I’m alright. That taste sticks with you though, doesn’t it? Yeah. It’s coats your mouth. It’s holding on. Okay, here’s one, Chris. Okay. The worst time I’ve ever had with a man is… Oh gosh, I have a couple of stories actually. Let us have it. Oh, okay, um, well, uh, years ago before I was dating my current fiancé. Congratulations by the way. Somebody had come over and like, we were starting to like get into it, and like, but it wasn’t really, it was like very weird. There was some sort of like, sort of like, it was like a dry humping sort of situation, but… Okay, next one! You know, just a dry humping. You asked me! Hold on, keep going Chris! Oh yeah, so… Don’t cut him off! So after like 10 minutes, I said, “This is weird and I want this to end.” And I drove him back to West Hollywood, and drove back up to the valley. Took me an hour, round-trip. You didn’t get an Uber? This was before Uber. This was like 10, 11 years ago. That’s, very nice though. It happens to the best of us. You know what, bring me one of those worms. You know what? And a doughnut, if there’s any doughnut here. Yeah. Bringing that energy back, huh? I gotta say, that’s the first-ever negative dry hump story I’ve ever heard of. Is there no more doughnut? Every dry hump I’ve ever heard about was a good time for everyone involved until Fancher came along. They gave you a corn chip. Uh. Okay, all right. I’m shaking, I’m a little scared. What, you’re the only one. Good job, Chris! It’s not bad, it’s not bad. Good job. Yeah, you took one for the team. Yeah. Okay. That was also dry! Man, you are a loose cannon, man. Oh, wow, wow. They’re very dry. The worst name for a baby is… Oh, worst name for a baby. Archibald. Yes, I mean, that’s pretty quick. I think, there’s like, you gotta reach a certain age before you can become Archibald. And be like from 200 years ago or something. Right? Archie. Yep, there you go, you got that. The worst sport is… Oh, oh, the worst sport. Croquet. Croquet? Oh, come on Lucas. Lucas just did a golf swing. Oh come on, you can play it until you die, man Farmable land wasted, no way. Okay. Finger football. You know like when you make the paper thing. Oh yeah, definitely, you get that one. And do I get the other one though, too? The man thing? Oh yeah, you get the man thing. You definitely get the man thing. You got any bad finger football experiences? You said you had a couple of bad man stories. Yeah, I mean, We’ll save them for… We’ll save them for next time. The worst kind of party is… A search party. Hey! The worst thing I’ve ever regretted buying is… Anybody, anybody got a real one here? Regretted buying anything? You know, like a hard drive that didn’t, I don’t know. You’re trying to relate to the IT guy. You ever buy a bad hard drive. You know, an unfragmented hard drive. You know what I’m saying? Any time you spend $100 at like an adult toy store you regret it. There we go! Chris Fancher, everybody. It’s, it’s, it’s never good. Yeah, yeah! Racking them up! And finally, boy, I hope this is a good one to go out on. The worst texture is…. Chris? Ribbed, ribbed. I didn’t mind them. I say, slimy. Yeah, that’s good a one like. Probably those eyeballs. Eyeball texture. Oh gosh, yes, that’s definitely it. All right, you guys were great sports. Okay, congratulations to our winners and loser. Davante, you gonna put that on the hood of your car? Oh, it’s going in the writer’s room. That’s what I was gonna say. For the writers! For the writers. All right! 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