Welcome to Good Mythical More, but there’s more! Butt! What’s the best word for- Butt! You’re gonna find out- In this video. In this very video. But first we’re going to check our voicemail. Rhett. I was sent from the future to let you know that Link is a cy-bord. Cyborg. He was sent to destroy you. Don’t panic. All right? Just act natural and now that you know, brace yourself. Okay. Cy-board. I don’t think he knew that I would also be hearing the voicemail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don’t know what he’s talking about. Right. He didn’t even know how to say cyborg without practicing. I love how he cracked himself up. Cy-board. I mean, cyborg. Are you a cy-board? I’m not a cy-board. No. Never. You know what? I’m gonna be honest. I don’t know what a cy-board is. Yeah. I know what a sideboard is. What’s your favorite word for butt? Favorite word for butt. First of all, let’s give a little love to LaKeith Stanfield. Him coming through. We’re huge fans of LaKeith and that was weird. That was a weird episode. Yeah, it was. And he was very gay. Well, we knew that we were gonna have LaKeith on the show. That was the question was how do we get weird? Because that’s the thing I love about his approach to life and acting. Right. Like he said- Embracing weird. Life is about being, life is weird. Hands are weird. Butts are weird. Thanks for bringing that back around. And Atlanta is a great freaking show. It is. I can’t wait to watch it, but my favorite, growing up. Well, now, you want now or growing up? Well, that’s a good point. So like, what did your mom? What was the slang that your mom used for butt, I guess? Fanny. What? Sorry. Fanny, which is a really bad word in England. So that’s gonna be something different in the UK. I don’t think it’s a bad word. It’s not bad word. It’s referring to the vagina. Yeah. I think it’s slang. I didn’t mean to do this when I was saying it, but I did. Also, the great-grandmother I was named after was named Fanny, which ironically, is appropriate, I guess. I didn’t know that. My Nana’s name is Fanny. Fanny Nell. Are we related? Yeah. That’s how first name’s work. Yeah, yeah. If you share a Fanny, then you’re related. You know what I’m saying? Yeah! I mean, in the way. In a certain way. So what did you say growing up, Stevie? Well, Link didn’t answer, did he? No, I didn’t. You said Fanny, as well right? No, I didn’t. My mom would say, I think we would say hiney. Hiney. There’s a lot of hiney going on. Lot of hiney. I like the choice of hiney, but I feel like it takes extra effort to use hiney. It doesn’t feel natural to me. H is hard to say. Hiney. We did tushy. Tushy? I think tushy, yeah. Not tush? Not tush. And also, do you know? I don’t know if this is a Yiddish, like Jewish thing, potch. Never heard that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Must be. It’s be to spank, but usually like- Potch? Spank, like not super hard spank. Like more of like a tap. A potch. Just a little potch. Just letting you know I’m behind you. Potch, yeah. Now, when we started having babies, I don’t know. In the conservative circles that we were procreating in, we would refer to the babies butt as a bottom. Bottom. I never did. I’m gonna spank your bottom. So with like Lily, as like a young, she was like a toddler, we referred to her butt as a bottom. Because, wait, sorry. You prefaced this. You said in the conservative, so you dropped hiney. You were like, hiney? Too risque. I need to go from hiney to bottom. That was too Harnett County. Which is the name of your memoir. When I was in Wake County, yeah. It was more bottom. I moved to butt. I was part of the same circle, but I don’t think I ever used the term bottom. Yeah. I don’t like bottom. Okay, well, I have a bunch of slang words for butt and today, we are going to definitively decide which one is the absolute best. Okay. Starting with one I have never personally used, cake. Cake. That’s a- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we have some surprised crew back here because apparently, I present to someone who’s used the word cake often. I think that’s more in like, I want to take a buy outta that cake. You know what I’m saying? Cake. I think it’s a compliment. It’s like, look at that cake! Might be some icing on it, if you don’t watch out. Oh, yeah. Give me a slice of that cake. You know what I’m saying? I think it just made it sound different. Put some icing on the cake. Sounds good to me, man. I don’t think. You know what I’m saying? I don’t. I said there might be some icing on it, if you don’t watch out because it’s a booty where dookie comes out. Oh, chocolate icing. Chocolate icing. I was picturing vanilla icing. There’s all kinds of icings so we could be talking about. We don’t wanna get demonetized. Oh, I didn’t even know what I meant. Okay. But look at that cake. I’m more of a pie guy. You know what I’m saying? That’s a little further forward. Oh, no. I just like I’m saying that I like pie over cake. Well, I do, too. Okay. I’m also a pudding man. Okay, here’s a thing. Here’s the thing that’s good about cake is you can use it in other context, so you can always have a double meaning. You can’t really do that with the next one. Yeah. Hiney. Booty. Oh, actually, a pirate’s booty. There’s other context. Did you bring the cake? Right. You could ask that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Multiple things. Munching on a pirate’s booty. No, munching on pirate’s booty. Yeah. Different thing. Did you bring your special cake? Booty is the next one. Booty’s a good one. Booty is good. Booty, booty-licious. It feels a little late 90s to me, for some reason. Booty. Yeah. You gotta be in a playful mood to say that. Boo-tay! But you can emphasize it like that. Boo-tay! Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty. You can say it a lot and not mess it up. But what is a booty, if you think about it, you know? Is it really just the top of the legs? What is a booty? And how does one go about- Shaking it. Shaking it. Yeah. That’s a song. It kind of also has a bounty situation going on. Bountiful booty. Yeah. Like it makes sense. Well, if you have a big booty I was thinking about booties the other day because I’ve been looking at tattoos on Instagram and sometimes when you look at a bunch of tattoos on Instagram for like, tattoo ideas. Yeah. You start seeing more skin and then I think Instagram starts thinking that I’m looking, not at tattoos, but at like, skin. And so it starts showing me like, cleavage and then it starts showing me like, booties. And I remember looking at this booty and thinking like, wow, what is a booty? It’s like, is it the top of the legs? There were no tattoos on the booty? There were- You went straight to booty? No, it took a while, but I got there and they were like, it were covered in workout pants. What are they called? What? What are workout pants called? So at that point, there’s no skin at all? Now you’re uncovered booty? Leggings. That’s right, Twinky. Yeah. I was looking at, I looked at. Well, I happened to see, it was served up to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The algorithm told me to look at- I follow a number of those accounts, just to know how to do the stretches properly. I don’t follow the accounts. This is on, like- No, I don’t follow. Not with my regular account. But what I concluded- But if I wanna make sure I got the right form. If you wanna get your knee to your ear, a booty is like leg slack that lets you squat. Lets you get your knee to your ear. You know what I’m saying? No. That’s what a booty is. It’s extra leg for squatting. But to get your knee to your ear? I’m just making a statement, like here. Right here. I’m just making a statement. I got black jeans on and I don’t have a booty, either. So, but this is my booty. But how are you gonna get your knee to your ear? And what’s gonna happen to your booty when that happens? Right. My booty becomes my leg. Let me take my phone outta my pocket. My booty, like this right here? This like that. It’s just the top of the leg. Yeah, yeah. This thing right here. See, you can see the shape of it. Right. Now, that is my booty and when I put my knee in my ear, it becomes my leg. There’s no booty anymore. Right, right, right. There’s no crease. See that? There’s no crease is what you’re saying. Right, there’s no more booty. It’s just leg. Right because there’s a thing you can do. I haven’t seen this on Instagram or anything, but if you’ve got the right pants on, you can do this little thing and you wanna- Maybe put this, pick that up. I miss you, Rhett. Hold on, what the hell is that? What is that? Don’t cover it. Show it. Has that been on my booty the whole day? I knew you were glad for LaKeith to come in. I got some icing. What is that? What is it? You want me to smell it? Pull it off. It fell off. Oh, it fell off? It fell off. It was like- No, it’s right there. Is it a stain or a sticker? I think it was a garden pea. What I was getting at was you can do a little thing. Oh, what is that? You can’t see it, but there’s like brown stuff, man. I- sat in something. You sat in something. Oh, it’s right there! It’s on the seat. It’s okay, man. Look. Yeah. It’s wet, man. Hold on. Did some of Chase’s stuff splatter on me? It might have. It’s a condiment. Anyway. Anyway, what were you saying? Sorry. I was talking about putting a crease on the bottom of your booty to define where your booty is. What do you mean? There’s a thing that you can do. You pull on the side and there’s my booty. That’s not my leg anymore. What on earth? What? Okay. There’s just certain parts of Instagram where you can find out about that. Okay, let’s move on to the next one. I don’t know what you’re talking about, but- I’m saying there’s a crease on the bottom of your butt that doesn’t always show up, but there’s a little thing you can do with putting your hands on your hips that makes the crease show up. Oh. So it’s like that’s where the booty starts. Behonkus. My mom would say that sometimes. That is not on my list. Bedonkadonk? Bedonkadonk, yes. Bedonkadonk’s on my list. Behonkus? Behonkus. Bedonkadonk feels a little too cute. Are we talking about the thing that’s most fun to say? Because bedonkadonk is very fun to say, but what’s the most functional thing to say on a regular basis, if you had to refer to a lot of butts really fast? I don’t know. Give us some one syllable ones and I do wanna remind you that if you want your copy of Blood Oath, Rhett and Link Versus the Global Love Making Crisis, our original comic book exclusive to the Mythical society. It’s only available to Third Degree Quarterly or Annual members. Well monthly, if you’ve already joined, but you gotta join Third Degree Quarterly or Annual by March 31st. You only got one week, if you haven’t done that already, to get this. And speaking of bedonkadonk. Get you number one. This is awesome. Speaking of bedonkadonk, every time Rhett and Link, that’s us, turn into that thing that’s on the cover, one of us is the bedonkadonk of it. Okay. And here’s Stevie wearing a morph suit. Right over here. Yeah, that’s right. Wearing a cat suit. Black leather. Looks like latex to me, but it’s an illustration, so. You didn’t, okay. So there was no wardrobe. There was no fitting for that. Okay. I don’t see any of our butts in this, though. If that’s what you’re after, our butts are never really shown. Yours or ours, Stevie. I wasn’t after anything. I didn’t say you were after something. What we’re you after, Stevie? Yes, you were! That was an implication. I don’t have any single syllable? What about A-S-S, though? Options. A-S-S. You know what that spells? Yeah. Yeah, it’s on my list. I have dumper slash dump truck. No butts. I have a jacket that covers my butt in a number of these. That’s pretty close to a butt. You have a suit jacket that covers your butt, Stevie. Did we give them a no butt? Did we give them no butt guidance to illustrate this thing? Well, maybe issue two will be more butt centric. More butts. That’s the one thing. This one’s very wiener centric. You gotta center on something. Dump truck, dumper. Just, it focuses on… Dumps like a truck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is even, fart box. No, no, no. Who? Who? No. You don’t want anything that draws attention to the function, the actual function of a butt. Who-de-who to the fart box. Because that’s the great irony of the derriere, to use a different word. That’s the great irony of the derriere is that so many of us are attracted to it, but yet when you really think about what’s happening there most of the time. It’s got a stink spot. Yeah. More than a spot. More than a spot. But then it’s what makes humans so strange. Our hands, our feet. Yeah. And our derrieres. Keister. Keister. That’s hot. Keister. Not for me. Bring that Keister over here. Did you bring your special keister? Moneymaker. I mean, it depends. Okay. Shake your money maker. Poop shoot. That’s just bringing it back around. Yeah, right, yeah. Tokus. Okay. There’s is a Yiddish-y situation. Tushy, tokus, potch. Potch that tokus. Potch that tokus. I don’t think that’s a sexy thing, though. I say tokus occasionally. Fanny. Here we are back bringing it all back around. Even though that was my- Is that it? Do you have others? Hiney, caboose. Caboose. Oh, here’s one. Rump. You don’t wanna rump, rump, rump. What about tail? Yeah. Arse. We would say tail. Arse and tushy. And A-S-S. What about sugar loafs? Never heard of that one. What about gently rolling hills in my pants? Pants hills. What about, what are those things called? Like if you got a little bump on a golf course? What’s that called? A little bump? A little bump of grass on a golf course. A mound? Almond Joy’s got almonds. Mounds don’t. Great. I’m trying to see if there’s a- Oh, I’m just saying. Trevor has specifically Slacked me. He would like to add juicer. Okay. To the list. Okay. That is accepted. We accept juicer. I don’t. I’ve never heard juicer. I like that. HR has Slacked me. Unrelated, though. Unrelated. I actually think that butt is maybe the best word because by saying, first of all, it’s very easy to say. It’s very short. If you gotta refer to a lot of butts all at once. You know, and it’s a little bit dirty. Like it was considered a curse word when we were kids and you couldn’t say it in class. Butt. So it feels a little informal, which for something where that happens, it feels like there should be a little bit of informality. Butt’s the best word for butt, in my mind. I feel like that’s kind of a let down. I think we need to make something up. Yeah, but if you say, “Bring your butt over here,” and you’re mad, right? And then you say like, “You got a nice butt.” Both of those are understood. Yeah. I’m not saying I disagree. What about the twins? The twins? The queens? Oh. Twins. Well, not everybody has symmetrical booty. Yeah, sometimes it’s more just like siblings. You know? My booty is fraternal. What about permanent seat cushions? That’s not bad. Cushion. Cushion. Cushion. More cushion for the pushing.] More cushion for the pushing. Bring your fraternal cushions over here. [Link[ Only one week left to join Third Degree Quarterly or annual to get Mythical’s first ever comic book. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.