Welcome to Good Mythical More. You clicked through because you wanted to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality was gonna land. Yeah. Definitely And you wanted to see two guys crack some nuts. Yeah. Well you come to the right place. With different nutcrackers and you’re here. And you also wanted to hear a random, disturbing fact like this one. A human head remains conscious for around 20 seconds after being decapitated. 20 seconds. I mean, think about that. One one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand, four one-thousand. Well, how did they find this out? Were they just like alright dude, just keep talking until you can’t talk anymore. And just keep saying I’m conscious, I’m conscious. I’m conscious. I’m conscious. I’m conscious. And we’ll just take the average. I mean, how do they do it? 1017, 1018, 1019, 20! Do you wanna donate your body to science? Ew. Like I wanna be the guy that tells you how long the human head is conscious. Like get an updated number. Could you, no. But could you.. You’re saying that he was like talking or counting or something, but I’m just interested in legitimately how they found that. When you cut a head off you can’t still talk because, I mean depending on where you talk. Like the talkie stuff is here, my friend. Talkie stuff’s here. Anybody enjoying this? Have you clicked away? You start severing the talkie stuff, you’re conscious but you can’t say it. But you can blink. No, I think that’s connected to down here too. There’s a big string. Yeah. The Vegas nerve. When I tighten my butt cheeks, I blink. It’s connected. Yeah. Yeah. If you separate yourself from your butt hole you can’t do anything anymore. I don’t know how they found that out. They must have been doing some sort of brain scan. So you gave us walnuts. Okay. Which let me just say that, you know we had that episode where we crushed things and I picked a walnut. And everybody said that was dumb. And I realized it was dumb, but you’re telling me that you would’ve picked a pomegranate? Like given the option to pick.. First of all didn’t you go first and you picked the other one? I didn’t pick this one. You picked the.. I can’t remember what happened. I think I would’ve picked.. I’m pretty sure you went first. I would’ve picked the smaller nut, but anyway now that I feel it, I’m like, yeah there’s not a whole lot going on here. So we got a Star Wars nutcracker which we’ll get to in a second. We’ve got this interesting squirrel nutcracker. Let’s start with this one because its out. And where we’re from, we weren’t cracking a lot of walnuts. We were cracking a lot of pecans, pecans. Were you? Where do you feel as if the place is where they crack a lot of walnuts. My nanny’s house. Like whenever I go to my nanny’s house, they had these huge pecan trees. And I think it was every other year. Not every year that they would fruit and nut. What’s the one nut where.. Trees would nut every other year. They have like, if they fall off the tree they kind of look like black limes on the outside. I don’t know if it’s a walnut? I know what you’re talking about. I know what you’re talking about. I just saw those recently in North Carolina. I don’t know where they’re. Yeah. Cause as a kid, I had an incident where I decided to carve one, for fun and then my hands were black because you can’t get it off. But you don’t remember what it was? Yeah. I think it was a Walnut cause it.. This is a walnut. Exactly. Cause it like shape wise, fit in but there’s like an outer casing situation. Really? So these are on the inside of something else? And it was kind of mushy, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don’t Google limes, Google nuts that look black on the outside. Put North Carolina, black sphere , spherical tree nut. This looks like a hickory. It wasn’t a hickory. It’s not a hickory though. What is that? It’s a Walnut. I think its a walnut, yeah. It is a walnut, yeah. Cause it was green. It had a green thing on the outside that would turn black, but it was green. It was a green fleshy outside. So it’s yeah, it’s these. How was that? That right there cost, I think Go back to the outline here. I wanna see the cost of this thing. I think it was $32. The Poweroy nutcracker. It’s a good nutcracker. I didn’t do that one right. I should of.. You don’t have to worry about the broken handle with this walnut cracker, $32. That’s the most expensive one we got. It’s a nice looking nutcracker though. I don’t know. Well, okay do you have nutcrackers in your house? Like what’s your relationship with.. Nope. Okay. We get cracked nuts. We started this thing, which I actually highly recommend where in the winter season, we get a bunch of nuts that you have to crack. And we put them in a container on the coffee table with some nutcrackers and it’s really, really nice. It’s fun. Like that’s what my nanny and my Vicky and my Papa would do. We’d go over there and they would have like buckets and buckets of their pecans. And then they would have their little nutcrackers and they would just be going to town. And it was just a fun thing to do. This is interesting. So what in the world is this thing? It’s a pull and crack nut cracker. A pull and crack. I don’t keep nutcrackers in my house because you never know when Jessie and I are gonna have a disagreement. I don’t wanna give her any ideas. You know what I’m saying? Like if you’re sleeping and she’s just like clamping down on your testicles? Like a Lorena Bobbitt situation but not cutting, but cracking. You know, I don’t wanna give her any options. The Kikkerland super easy pull and crack nutcracker, $14. Pulling crack? It has one review and it’s for one star. Diminished the nut, was so broken up we could not get any meat from the nut. Diminished? You don’t want Jessie to diminish your nut? No, no, no. No man wants a diminished nut. That does like something from the website we buy some stuff from every once in a while. Oh that totally diminished the nut. Oh my goodness. Look at that. What? That is amazing. Oh well, look at that. That’s pretty clean. Maybe you didn’t have to go so hard. Was that it? Look at that, that’s not bad. Yeah, but don’t you want the walnut to remain intact? Like cause if you take the squirrel nutcracker, There’s nothing more satisfying than like undiminishing a nut. Like you get the thing completely pristine out of there. And you go on the seem there and you just.. You can kind of control how crazy you’re going here. Cause Stevie, to your point, that’s kind of the fun of it. I’s you get better at cracking, so. Cause the goal is to get a completely intact undiminished nut. Yeah. See like that. So it’s like a nut game. I say, well that looked really fun. That slinky one, it did look really fun. But if you had that living on your coffee table I mean that would be a choice, a cool choice. I think it’s a conversation starter. Yeah. Didn’t do anything. Man, nuts are so good for you. We should all be eating more of them. And when I said the thing about cholesterol like peanuts, which aren’t actually nuts, they don’t have cholesterol but they got saturated fat like twice as much saturated fat as an almond and almonds have more polyunsaturated fat which is good for your cholesterol, I think. Peanuts ruin every good nut mix. I’m gonna say it. I’m just gonna say it because they put too many peanuts in and you gotta get a nut mix that doesn’t have peanuts in it. Cause if you get the wrong nut mix, they go heavy on the cheaper nut. Cashews ruin every nut mix. Cashewss are the second ruiner of nut mixes. I have a lot of nut mixes opinions. Yeah. Cashew is my least favorite nut. Check this out. I love a peanut. How does that How did something happen over all over my shoulder? That’s cute. And then look, you got a cracked nut. You stick the nut in the cat’s butt hole. The cat. That’s also a squirrel dude. Oh yeah. The cat. Alright it’s called the squirrel nutcracker. Sorry. It costs $19. Hold on, do I have these backwards? Oh, look at that. Completely undiminished. This is the $32 one here. I was wrong. That’s a good one. So this one only costs $19. Look, see it’s in there. See that? Then you just stick it right in there. Back in the day.. Stevie, you’re tapping into this, back in the day, there wasn’t a lot to do. You’d sit down. You’d watch Dallas, when it came on television and you’d crack nuts. I mean, you’d have a little shaw over your thighs. I can’t believe this just happened. It’s not even split. Oh wow. This is the best one so far. You’ve won the nut game. Hold on. I’m.. No, it’s not me. It’s my cracker. I really like the idea. Can we start designing nutcrackers? Cause I think we should. I think we should too. What if there was like a realistic, you know those gas station cats that use real fur and they’re really creepy? You know what I’m talking about? Like the curled up cats that look realistic-ish. Oh yeah. They sell ’em at grocery stores now and they sell them as comfort animals. Okay. So picture that, but like Salem from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch style. It’s standing up. It’s butt hole.. The tail is up like a normal cat. The butt hole exposed. The butt hole is the nutcracker. Oh yeah. I’m on board. But it’s unassuming. So then you invite guests over, you have a taxidermized cat, you stick a nut in its butt hole and then you just pull down on the tail and it just as a surprise. And I’m saying every time anyone comes to your house, you’re cracking nuts in that butt hole. Yeah. Cracking nuts in the butt hole. But you gotta learn how to do it without.. You have to make eye contact with the guests the whole time. You get where you can just put it in the cat butt hole. You’re just like looking at them and you’re like I’ve got this walnut upright. Would you like a nut? Right. Yeah, see? Would you like a perfectly shelled nut from my cat’s butt hole? Now look at this one. This is the.. well, this has got a fork in it. That didn’t work. Trying to keep that upright. This is the nutcracker. This is like a fondu machine. Oh wow. There’s a lot to it. I don’t think this is gonna crack in an upright fashion. Why are there so many pieces to this? Keeps getting turned over. Reach in there and put that upright. No. Reach in there. Put it upright. I’ll hold it if you wanna put it upright. It’s a trust exercise. Okay. I got it. Do you promise? Why you smiling? I really wanna know what will happen. I have all the power. Go down a little bit, cause.. It’s not where I want it though. I’m not gonna let go. Why are you smiling like that? No reason. Just get in there and get it out. I wouldn’t do that, man. Cause I could literally break your fingers. Okay. Good gosh. It did seem like it could actually hurt. I mean, yeah, this is an act of violence. I mean, the nut is decimated. Look at that. Alright. Where do I screw this in? And I wanna get to the, I wanna get.. That’s a classic one. That’s the one that they had, that my nanny had. She had one of these? Yeah. What? Really? It’s like a tabletop and you could like drill it into the table. And look you can adjust it right there. To get like.. Oh this is a walnut size one. And of course we got the Tie Fighter Nutcracker from 2014. We had to get this on eBay for $20. Made of steel, crush nuts like you would crush the rebel alliance. Check it. Oh this is a good cracker. Yeah. Cause you got a lot of control. It doesn’t diminish the nut at all. I mean a little bit, but not too much. Now we can have a little nut cracking session on our camping trips, Stevie. Put that on the agenda. Okay. Tell me this doesn’t look like a torture device for our camping trip. Let’s take this with us. Look, look at that. Tell me. Oo, that’s cool. Tell me that doesn’t look like a torture device. You know what I’m saying? Stick your finger in there. Any appendage really. So you’re saying you could fasten this to like a table in your house and just have it there all the time. I like that idea. Yeah. I’m giving you a little backdrop. This feels like a garage. Oh, you know those.. Can crushers. Can rushers, Yeah. My neighbors had one. Boy, we put all kinds of stuff in there. Like what? I mean, that’s the difference between our generation and the current generation. You give us access to a can crusher, we can go three hours before anybody starts even thinking about doing anything else. Kids these days, three minutes max. Now I don’t know. I don’t wanna go too hard with this thing. Cause I wanna see what happens. Puts kind of a.. How many walnuts is too much walnuts? This isn’t great. This is kind of dumb. This is like for dissecting the things. I don’t know which way you should put this. I think if I put it in there, It feels like too much work. Seams side up. It seems like too much work. This or that. 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I bet you, and I bet you, you know this. I bet you there’s torture devices that you would just drop your goodies down in it and then somebody would crank them. Oh yeah. That’s child’s play stuff. Child’s play? They let the kids do that one. Line up kids. Crank down on the.. I know what it’d be a good way to end this. Probably just doing another one of these. Oh, it’s not ended yet. Apparently not. I wanted to see what else you’d do. Put a Reece’s peanut butter cup in there. And now we’re reaching. Oh man. That’s gonna ruin it though. No, no, no. I don’t think it’ll even get to it. Maybe it won’t. Oh look, it didn’t even diminish it. Look at that. Didn’t hit right in the middle. It looks like a seashell now. Oh, that’s cute. You can sell that at Myrtle Beach. This is not a new release. SIKE. Check out the marshmallow hoodie available now at SIKE.LA.