Welcome to Good Mythical More, if you know, you know. These are thrift store items? Yeah, these are finds that people found. They found them. They found these Yeah, that’s what you do with a find. And thrift stores that are very cool and funny and we’ve like censored out parts and you’re gonna be guessing what we’ve censored out. Yeah, I guess so, it’s a post for a thrift store find? Yeah, it’s like people have gone to a thrift store and they’ve taken a picture like, oh, isn’t this so cool. Taken a picture. That I found this item. Oh, okay. And then they put that on the internet? Yeah. Okay, now I… And then we found it on the internet. Yeah. And now we’re putting it back on the internet. Yeah. Thrift store placards with parts missing. Placards. Placards. Yeah, that’s a word you needed to hear today, but first we’re going to donate $1,000 to The Jed Foundation to aid in their mission to protect emotional health and prevents suicide for teens and young adults. The Jed Foundation partners with high schools and colleges to strengthen their mental health, substance abuse and suicide prevention programs. And they work to equip young people with the skills and knowledge to help themselves and each other. Please join us in giving and being your Mythical best at jedfoundation.org. That’s one D. One D. Yeah. All righty. You wanna see your first placard? Please? Placard. Wow, what a placard. So this is like a big back of the breeches placard. I mean, is this the actual pants or is it something on the pants? I think this is probably decorative pockets. Embroidery. That have something on them. Is this a multiple choice? It’s not a multiple choice, but there are multiple things going on. Oh, ’cause I thought it was boobies on booty. Boobies on booties. Okay. You’re thinking in the right-ish direction. Two naked chicks embroidered. Yeah. There’s a reason we’ve censored out the entire butt. Well, I was kind of picturing those like sometimes like this kind of women that are, like their silhouette is on the truck flap. Yeah. On each one of the cheeks. The truck flap silhouette. The kind of women? Like the silhouette is based on a real… Oh, you haven’t met one of those? You know who you remind me of? The kind of woman that sprawled out on a mud flap. You’re a mud flap profile woman. My favorite kind of woman. Neither one of those are correct. I will say these are revealing in a different kind of way. Does it look like… It’s clear pockets that go straight to the booty. It looks like the booty’s coming out. Let’s see. Oh, yes, so fine. Oh, whoa. The booty is coming out. The booty is out. Yeah man, it’s clear. Oh my word, so fine. How come we don’t see this more often? Because it makes the cheeks sweat too much. You keep them under plastic. It’s got to be breathable. There shouldn’t be any plastic. You ever walked around with saran wrap on your booty. Yeah, one time for a rash. I also just liked the idea of, ’cause this is like at a Goodwill or something, so like whoever donated these was doing their spring cleaning. Yeah, somebody’s butt cheeks have touched those. That, but they’re just like, you know what? They’re so fine but the booty hole pants, aren’t my thing anymore. I think I’m just gonna donate them… To somebody. I want somebody else to enjoy these . It’s the booty sweat. The booty sweat does it. I like how it looks like Spiderman’s eyes. Yeah, it does for sure. Bend over baby, so I can see Spiderman. I think you can just cut the plastic out. Do the mud flap thing too while you’re at it. Okay. I do like the idea of pants with two like pocket-sized mud flaps on the back. Yeah, mud flap guys. This is cra… There is a movie called “So Fine”. Can I scroll right and see this on someone? There’s a movie, what? Go ahead. Oh, my goodness. Chase. Oh, there it is on someone. Oh my gosh. A revealing comedy about reaching the top by way of the bottom. Oh my goodness. Hold on. What? So those are from this movie? No, they don’t look like they are the ones. Maybe they’re a prototype and they’re like, no, no, no, scrap that we want darker jeans. What? And… Who are these people? That’s Ryan O’Neal, Jack Warden. Is that Mariangela Melato? “So Fine” is a movie. Oh my gosh, this is so strange. Well, I know what I’m doing this weekend. So Chase, this is what you were saying? I don’t know what kind of movie it is. Yeah, Twinkie Fingies found it and Slacked it my way ’cause yeah, apparently it’s more than just somebody’s individual choice. Reach the top by way of the bottom. That’s interesting. Okay. That’s quite a find. So find. Okay, this next one is a little nicer. Let’s see. You think you’ve felt, beep, you think you’ve known, beep. That’s a Beanie Baby. I don’t know why I chose to say it’s a little nicer because I don’t think it actually is. What I mean is you don’t see butt cheeks It’s not offensive. Is what I meant. You think you’ve felt hell, you think you’ve known hell. Hang out with one of these for 2.99. You think you’ve felt beans, you think you’ve known babies. You think you’ve felt love, you think you’ve known love. You think you’ve known affection, you think you’ve felt… Worms. Worms. You think you’ve known… Worms. That’s strange. I mean, it kind of has a homemade kind of feel to it, so It’s definitely Comic Sans. You think you’ve felt success. You think you’ve felt regret. You’re in the right area, honestly. Regret was good. Loss. You think you’ve felt regret, do you think you’ve known bankruptcy? “Cause there was a whole thing. All these people invested in Beanie Babies. Christy and I watched the Beanie Babies documentary. Colleen was actually in it. Really? Because her and her mom went through all their Beanie Babies and tried to find out how much they were worth in a vlog and they put her in the documentary, but yeah it was a compelling story. I wouldn’t recommend it though. It wasn’t that good, but I think that’s what it is. Do you think you’ve felt regret, do you think you’ve known bankruptcy? That’s my answer. That would be good, ’cause then you could have like a financial institution on the back. Now this is what it actually is. You think you’ve felt true fear, you think you’ve known actual pain? What? How awesome is this shirt? Yeah. Like if you found that in Goodwill. I’d buy it. Yeah. What is this? This is such a strange sense of humor. Bless you. I think it’s just ironic. No, it’s nonsensical. There’s no irony in this. Yeah, well that little worm can’t hurt you. Three dollars. It’s a Beanie Baby. Again, someone was like I don’t know if I like this t-shirt anymore. I’m gonna take it to Goodwill. Yeah, but bet someone will. It was funny to me at first, but no. I think it’s homemade. It’s all about the fit. It didn’t fit well, made your booty sweat. Okay. Here, we’re switching over to vinyl. Oh no, this is a CD. Oh, is that Jack Pearson? Yeah, it is. Blank yourself to Jesus. Okay, there’s a number of inappropriate things that come to mind. It looks like a kid’s Christian album. Blank yourself, submit yourself to Jesus would be too expected. Yeah, we’re not gonna expose ourself to Jesus. Expose. No, we’re not. No, we’re not. We’re not gonna do that. Now kids we’re not going… He doesn’t… Commit yourself to Jesus, but that’s not fun. Banjo yourself to Jesus. Trust me, I try to… Oh yeah, we fully did that. Stroke yourself to Jesus. No. I didn’t know. You don’t have to explain yourself. That I was saying that when I said it. I didn’t know I was saying that, but then I said it. I’m sorry. Can I distract you from this by telling you that if you wanna be comforted at night with a little bit of light and a little bit of Good Mythical Morning, you can get the GMM neon sign design, LED nightlight. Get your mythicality to glow every night of the year. It’s only at Walmart. Exclusively at walmart.com while supplies last. You plug this thing in and it automatically turns on when it gets dark. Everybody needs a nightlight. You might think you’ve outgrown a nightlight, but the thing is, is that… It’s awesome. Just a little bit of light to keep you from stumbling. Get the official Good Mythical Morning nightlight only at Walmart and walmart.com before we gobble it up. That’s one of the songs on the Jack Pearson album. Not gobble it up, but everyone needs a little bit of light to keep them from stumbling. That’s like the first track Attach yourself to Jesus. Give yourself to Jesus. I mean, if it made it this far. If it made it onto the internet and then our crew spotted it and put it on our show on the internet. Yeah, maybe… It’s got to be better than give. Yeah, everything that you’re saying is too rational. Dance yourself to Jesus. Still too rational. Itch yourself to Jesus. Okay. Yell yourself to Jesus. Think yourself to Jesus. Crap yourself to Jesus. Walk yourself to Jesus. That’s too rational. It’s not touch. So it’s nonsensical? What category are we in? Nonsensical, sexual or I mean is it? I mean it’s not sexual despite the photo. Yeah, right. He is happy. He’s very, very happy. Well, I guess it’s nonsensical, but also isn’t it all? Break yourself to Jesus. Is it a verb? Bake yourself to Jesus. Is it a verb? Yes. It has to be a verb. Drink yourself to Jesus. It as a sentence, works. Okay, so… Like yourself to Jesus. This is part of the full listing of the tracks. I can’t tell you the titular track ’cause that’s the name of the album, but it also includes The titular track. To All Purple Tree Trunks and Ezekiel Saw the Wheel. He sure did. Ezekiel Saw the Wheel. Now listen… And there’s no hints in either one of those songs. I will point out given our experience in this genre personally. Yeah. We have no room to throw Jack Pearson under the bus. Okay. I think Jack Pearson’s doing a great job. Okay, the verb is a way to communicate. Talk yourself to Jesus. Scream yourself to Jesus. A way to send messages. Email yourself to Jesus. Well, close. Mail yourself to Jesus. You’re in the right area. Ship yourself to Jesus. No, this is a… Kids at home, don’t ship yourself to Jesus. This is an outdated way to send messages. I mean, it’s all about the relationship. That would’ve worked. Telegraph yourself to Jesus. Morse code yourself to Jesus. What? Phone yourself to Jesus. It’s a way to communicate that we haven’t said? What do you call those things with the… Whisper yourself to Jesus. It’s the cups and the the strings. Cup and string your way to Jesus. It’s not your way, it’s yourself to Jesus. You said it’s a way to communicate. Cup yourself to Jesus. What is happening? It’s a way to send messages and it’s not mail? Yeah. Or telegraphs? It’s the updated form of telegraphs, I guess, I don’t know. Tweet Yourself to Jesus. Not its updated form, it’s between telegraphs and emails. Fax yourself to Jesus. Yeah, that was the best hint you could possibly give for a fax. She was like, it’s somewhere between telegraphs and emails, fax. It’s like the only thing that’s between those two things. That is so awesome. Fax yourself to Jesus. Come on Jack. I will tell you, I really would like to listen to that song. How do you do that? But we’ll probably get content ID’d. So after we cut, let’s listen to Fax Yourself To Jesus. We’re all gonna to Jesus. Wow. A plate, how about it? Today, I will be as happy as a bird with a bleep. Now that looks like a Twitter bird, surprisingly. We’re censoring out of course the thing that is in the bird’s mouth because it’s also. A bird with a cigarette. A bird with a cigar. A bird with a doobie. A bird with a middle finger as its beak. Today I will be as happy as a bird with a hot dog in its mouth. I mean, it’s going up pretty high. Today, I will be as happy as a bird with a wiener for a beak. Is it something you smoke? No, this one’s a little bit more wholesome. I think it’s just very specific. Pretzel You’re on the right track. A bird with a pretzel. A bird with a banana. A bird with a salami stick. A bird with a toothpick. A bird… All right, you’re all over it. Let’s see what it actually says. Bird with a French fry. A bird with a French fry. I’ve seen a bird with a French fry. A seagull especially . Yeah, not that kind of bird. Oh, this one. This is an embroidery situation. Love it. If I can hear you blank, I have blank about your blank. I have questions about your… If I can hear your fart, I have questions about your diet. It does feel like it’s fart. If I can, Hear you fart. I have… Questions about your judgment. And the person holding this has a tattooed hand and thigh. I don’t think the questions fits. So this person, it’s that type of like roller derby sense of humor. You know what I’m saying. I’m not saying that’s a roller derby guy, I’m just saying like, he’s got that tattooed thigh and thumb energy. If I can hear you cry, I have… It’s got to be questions. Okay, here’s my hint. If I can hear you cry, I have questions about your… This pertains… Strength. This relates to Link in some way. If I can hear you… If I can hear you chew or eat, I have… Questions about your partner. I don’t think it’s questions. I thought that questions is too long of a word for that, I believe. If I can hear you chew, I have lost my appetite. I have blank about your blank. If I can hear you think, I’ve… It’s chew. Chew is correct. If I can hear you chew, I have… Thoughts about your life. You’re somehow all over it and the farthest from it at the same. If you hear somebody chew I have predictions about your death. Oh, I think it’s like, if I can hear you chew I have sympathy about your wife. Like kind of I have sympathy for your wife. No, no, go back. If I can hear you chew, Thoughts? I have thoughts. Thoughts is close. Opinions. If I can hear you chew, Suggestions. I have opinions about your food. Suggestions about your vocation. At one point Link, you said the final word. Life What’s up? Death. Yeah. If I can hear you chew, I have fantasized about your death. I have fantasized about your death. Ouch! I understand this. I might need to get this. It’s only 2.99. All right, I’m gonna . Somebody already bought it, they’re in the car. This easy one on the way out. All right, let’s go. Going easy on the way out. I love farts. Very close. I love poots. I love A-S-S. It’s, I love to fart. I love to fart. 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