Welcome to Good Mythical More. Things are not always as they seem in the world of food and pictures. Can we tell what’s phony baloney or real baloney? But first, how about a random disturbing fact? All right, I’m up for this. Petting birds turns them on sexually. Oh really? Yeah. Birds sexual organs are located directly under the wings on a bird’s back. What, what? Yeah, oh yeah. They mate back to back? If you offer your bird full body strokes, you are actually stimulating the production of sexual hormones. Petting down the back or under the wings can lead to a sexually frustrated bird. Or a bird who perceives you as his mate rather than a companion. Uh oh. What well, where, where, what’s, what, what? Directly under the wings. I wanna know where the bird. Oh. Where’s the bird. Oh, hello. The bird wiener. It’s not a bird wiener. They have a what is it? Cloaca? Clo-A-kia? What do you call it? Yeah, but. Cloaca? Is it, but what about the. You don’t wanna touch that. The male and the female both have a, the same thing. I don’t know how it works, man. Okay. I mean, it’s called the birds and the bees. It seems like it would be like comparable. Can you pull up a video? I never understood the birds and the bees thing cause. Birds mating. But if a bee stings a bird. How do birds mate? Yeah. If a bee stings a bird, does it get pregnant? No. Well then explain birds and the bees to me. It’s a euphemism for just the natural occurrence of things. Have you ever seen a bird sting a bee? I mean, have you. No. Have you ever seen? I can safely say I’ve not. Have you ever seen a bee sting a bird? How do you know it didn’t get pregnant? Did you, were you there? Were you there? Birds mate with what is known as a cloacal kiss. Okay that doesn’t sound like fun. Picture these as two cloaca’s. Okay. That’s bird sex right there. I’m glad I’m not a bird. That doesn’t seem very fun. Man. Seems like you’re wringing out a pair of underwear. You know? Right. Now if a bee comes along and stings it. Pregnant. Which incidentally is what is what I do after mating. Wring out your underwear? Well we might need to talk. You gotta take your underwear off. All right let’s see the first one. Can we tell if this is real food or. Prop food. Prop food. Oh, look at that bag of apple. Phony. Phony, and I’ll tell you why after we. It’s easy to, it’s easy to fake a apple. Yeah. But it’s also easy to put real apples in a basket. Real. Phony. These are real. Ha. I’ll tell you why in a second. All right. I was gonna just make something up. If I was right. Yeah so how do you know those are real? Is the cloaca on the on the back? Where is the cloaca? It’s not on the back. No it’s between the legs. Well, yeah, but then why stroking the back, is what sexual organs are on the back? Some other ones. You know, apples got two cloaca’s. You stroke two apples together. Top and the bottom. One of ’em is gonna get pregnant. They do look fake cause the. Leaves. They’re too perfect. Yeah the leaves. I was gonna say the leaves look fake, and those stems in the back going up straight like that. I think these might be fake and y’all just didn’t know. All right. I mean, I wanna. Your convincing me. Play the video I wanna see somebody come up, and take a bite of it. Yeah, right that’s that’s the only way to prove it. Like. What’d you just Google? A picture of real apples? If you just Googled a a picture of apples, those might be fake. He is right about that. I mean I. Y’all do you know? Why would they? I’m not, I didn’t do anything. You didn’t do anything? Didn’t do anything. Those are stock photos. Yeah, okay well. All right, whatever. I don’t know I think those are fake. This is a farce. Yeah, yeah don’t rub those two. No, I think this game’s so totally intact. I think we’ll proceed. They could all, they could all be fake. We have no way of knowing. Let’s keep going. Yeah. All right. How about this? Okay so this is a cake. With two like I mean, gingerbread troll house type things on it. That’s a fake cake. What’s the point of a fake cake? Why, why? Never goes bad. You can leave it outside on your deck. Ha ha clue. Yeah it is just on there. And no ants get it. You can’t put a real cake on a deck. But why would you wanna leave a fake cake out on your deck? Well, why wouldn’t you? Think about the neighbors coming over. Have you been to the McLaughlin’s house? They got a cake on the deck. Can you eat it? No, but it’s there. Right? I mean, I don’t know why. I mean. Every time you show up you, every time somebody new shows up. Because these are props. They’re props, man. So you might need a cake in a bakery to look nice. Yeah, but that one’s sitting on a deck. Well, I’m not saying this one looks particularly nice per se, but. I think it’s a pretty nice one, but it is fake. It’s fake, it’s on a deck. Can’t put it on the deck. It does look very nice. I take back what I said. It’s yeah, it’s a prop. It’s a prop. Well, hold on. Why are you taking it back? Because I feel bad. I don’t wanna say that it looks bad. It looks great. Hold on did somebody here’s relative make it? No, but 2PeasinaPodWreaths made it on Etsy and I feel bad. Oh it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful, I’m a big fan of that account. Oh I’m getting some intel. You know. In about the apples in the previous round. Oh okay. Do your pieces, enlighten up. Emily would like to tell you those were. I don’t know how to pronounce this Emily but Jonagold apples. Jonagold, yeah. They’ve been Jonagold. Which are specific, real apples. I could I was gonna say, they look like they had been Jonagold, but I just didn’t. It’s not a verb dude. What so and what? She said that she said her reasoning was they’re specific real apples, and nobody is out here making specific apples for iStock. That’s true. Oh, I get it. Okay that there’s good logic. Jonagold, Jonagold. Okay, you wanna see the next one? I want to get Jonagold. Okay so we’ve got some fake Cheerios or are those real Cheerios? Too many bubbles. Why are there so many bubbles? That that’s a dead giveaway. I mean it’s frothy. Fake. It’s fake, because it’s frothy. It’s fake, because the bubbles weren’t there. That was part of the drying process. And. That spoon is oh, so fake look at that spoon. No, I think the spoon is totally real but the Cheerios. No, no, no. I can tell those are off brand Cheerios. And that bowl, that bowl itself also looks like it’s fake, and the background that’s fake. The background it’s on. That’s fake. That’s not real white. Okay. Yeah it’s all fake. Yeah. It’s all fake. Oh mac and cheese. How could this be fake my friend? Well, it’s on a deck. You’re right it’s on a deck. You got you can’t. What’s the deal? You can’t put mac cheese. On a deck With food on a deck? Make food on decks. You can’t do that. But I’m sorry to say that I think this is the one exception. They put real mac and cheese on a deck, and took a picture of it. That’s a rugged, it’s a a rugged little bowl of mac and cheese, you know? That’s like a country chic. What’s it called when you? You talking about like? Type of decor where it’s like, shabby chic. You’re talking about like. It’s a shabby chic. Chip and Joanna. Chip and Joanna Gaines. This is some chip and Joanna Gaines mac and cheese on a deck in Waco. Yeah Chip and Joanna. You know, that’s a Waco thing right there. Magnolia. It’s real. That Magnolia network. They eat that stuff up, man. I love it. Like Mac and cheese and with crumbs on it on decks. Yeah. Man, people buying subscriptions. They don’t eat. If they’re not on a deck. Right. They’ll starve if they’re not on a deck. I mean the splinters that those people are getting. That’s a real bowl, those are very real spoons, and you can’t get crust like that in fake town. Crust? This is real. Crumbs. Yeah. Yeah, we’re good at this. Are we both a hundred percent? I’m a hundred percent. I don’t know. I think that Rhett got the first one wrong. Check, you gotta work. Your button’s not working right Stevie. It’s just cutting in and out. I’m sorry I have a new button. I will press it harder. That’s a cool trick link. Do that. I am doing it. Holy moly. Have you done that before? Yeah stretch it. Oh my gosh. That’s the coolest Hey, everyone’s gotta get this shirt now. Oh look at that. Look at that. You’re taking the Wiener and putting, oh my gosh. It’s magic and your just a regular shirt. But look what you’re doing. This is like the opposite of a cloaca kiss. Oh man that’s the coolest shirt I’ve ever seen. Hot Dog is a Sandwich. Wow. Is not only a T-shirt but it is a podcast. Josh and Nicole, they debate. They swap hot takes on food topics every week. Every Wednesday where ever you get your podcasts. A Hot Dog is a Sandwich. Wow Man. That’s cool, man. We gotta make more of those. Man let’s see. Let’s get more things that we can manipulate like that. Oh, that’s bread. Now what’s under that paper, deck? Is that a table cloth? Now those are cutting boards. A lot of times you confuse those as pieces of deck. Right? Sometimes the cutting board can be mistaken for a piece of deck but that is just a cutting board. Bread on a deck. Still wood. What kind of bread is that? There’s something. Just bread dipped in chocolate? Yeah that’s a sign. The fake person who made these, tried too hard. It was made by a fake person? Yep well, most people who makes food that’s fake are very superficial. They get themselves mixed up in their work. Right identity issues. And they’re like, Method. Who am I doing this? I just spent all this time on this bread that nobody can eat. I’ve never seen a bread dunked in chocolate like that. Yeah. Is that? How could that even, is that a thing? I actually think the reason that this is on a cutting board is it’s a sign to all the other people who make fake stuff out there. That hey guys, these are fake. We put it on a deck, but kind of like, you know, a deck. You know what I’m saying? Right. So this is fake, but very well done. Very. Very well done. That’s very well done. Very convincing, but totally one hundred percent fake. No questions. You know what you’re you’re exactly right. Yeah it’s fake. Ah And I’ve never seen bread dipped in chocolate like that. Never seen that. But would it be good? I guess, I mean. I don’t know only one way to find out. I don’t know. Let’s see another one. I like this. Oh, deviled egg. Well, we got a resolution issue here. Yep it’s low resolution. But that’s in the grass. These are very perfect. I’ve never, I’ve never seen this either. I’ve never seen a. Easter eggs. A dyed deviled egg. Dyed and deviled? Oh, but here’s the thing about this. So the eggs not dyed. The hard boil. If you put. I didn’t even know you could color. I don’t think you can do that. Can you color a hard boiled egg? If you dyed an egg. If you peel it, it’s still white inside. But then you dye that. We did that on the show. We did this. Who is that God? In a fake food, real food thing. What? God? That’s Carney. Fake food real food, eggs. Ah. I forgot about it. Okay we’ve done it. So it’s real. Is that what I supposed to take from that? Well, that is what. Oh gosh. Okay. Sorry. Now that’s on grass. Yeah that’s on grass, man. That’s not a deck that could be steps from a deck. It could be right next to a deck. You could step off your deck right onto that fake grass. It is, the grass is fake. It is fake grass. It’s definitely fake grass so that’s why it’s. But the eggs might be real. It’s fake grass why would anything else be real? Fake grass is really catching on. Have you seen, have you just taken a walk around your neighborhood recently? And seen how much fake grass there is? Every day there’s more fake grass. My neighbors got that. And I was thinking this morning, I was like they’ve got some really high quality fake grass. Oh, it’s getting better all the time. It’s getting better all the time. All the time. I mean it’s like, when I look out my window and you know just to see what I can see over there in their yard, I always think about how real the fake grass looks. Yep. Every day it’s getting better. I was I might get some. You know what even the decks are fake now. Yes they are. They’re synthetic planks. Yeah I know a guy with a fake deck and fake grass. How long do you think we could play this game? Like eight hours straight? His wife does have implants also. My neighbor? The guy I know that’s got fake grass and a fake deck. Got a fake. His wife got implants. Fake rack? Yeah, yeah. You know what? He’s just trying to be consistent. It can be done well. Yeah. They can be done really well. You know their getting better every day. I respect all three things. That’s a different Good Mythical More. Technically four. I just wonder what it feels like. You know? Well the deck feels like real wood. Okay. What do they feel like? I mean, I just want, I do wanna know. Have you felt your neighbor’s grass? You know what I haven’t. You oughta go over there and do it. Okay, what are you saying? Stevie you ever, have you ever felt implants? That’s a good question. Let’s drop everything. Not to my knowledge. Let’s drop everything and hear Stevie’s answer in detail. But in the moment you feel ’em, do you know it? Yeah. Yes. I think you would. Well. You think. I don’t know from experience. I’m just saying that. Maybe not like. Maybe not like new ones. No. I think. Getting better every day. I think there’s a different consistency in there. Feels like you’re touching a donut. A donut? It’s like, ah I think there’s a hard donut in there. I think it’s. Ah, I think there’s a hard donut in there. I’m gonna have to ask Christy how this can be arranged in like a totally acceptable way. Like a clinical way. I just wanna feel em. Is that what’s going through your head? To see what they feel like. Ah. Not because I want to feel them. Feel’s like there’s a donut. In them. I don’t wanna feel ’em. I just wanna see what they feel like. There is a difference. Right. You know, one’s desire, the other’s curiosity. Well it seems like you can have both. Desire, you fill up one hand with desire. The other one, curiosity. Yeah. What’s the saying? Yeah, right. You can, you can crap on one hand, and wish in the other and. Yeah, right. See which one fills up more quickly. One’s desire and one’s curiosity. And those both sound like stripper names. All right, so let’s go with another one. Wait, you didn’t. Didn’t tell me. They’re real, they’re real. Oh, we’re still on this? Yeah. Oh this is all fake. No questions. No questions, that’s real. The grass is fake, the. Everything’s fake except the eggs, which are real. I, we think they’re real. And Emily’s reasoning is, the description is, a holiday twist on the classic deviled egg with the egg whites died in festive colors. Perfect for an Easter brunch. I’ll buy that. And she feels as if the only person who would write that, and have it be a lie would be Satan himself. Yeah. Right yeah, cause who would go through that trouble? Right? Well, well, well. Oh, there we go. Oh, right I don’t know if you planned that? Oh yeah. Or if you found ’em. There it is, all shapes and sizes. Or at least just all sizes. Is there a hole in them? No, no, no, no. Not unless you ask for it. Okay. I think there might be a hole for the nipple. So this is a powdered donut. Those are all different sizes. Almost like they tried too hard to make them look like they weren’t uniform. Again, the people who make fake stuff try so hard. This looks like iStock. They’re like, “oh, we gotta do all the holes different sizes”. But the guy who’s making the donuts at the donut shop is. Very consistent. They gotta be the same, they gotta be the same. You gotta put yourself in the shoes of the donut maker. And if you did that, we would be able to tell. We wouldn’t be able to tell these are fake. It’s like reverse-reverse psychology. Yeah you gotta go in, then you gotta go out. Yeah you’re right Rhett, thanks for telling. These are fake. You’re right. Yeah. You’re right Rhett. You’re exactly right. We could do this for eight hours. You can’t try so hard. It becomes too obvious. Okay you’re speaking specifically to Creative Kitchen Shop. Yeah, y’all listen. Y’all want a consult session with me. I’ll do it for free. 20 minutes for free, beyond that is $9 a minute. I can be blindfolded. He’ll be there blindfolded. I can be, no, I ain’t talking about that man. Oh just like. I could be led into a room blindfolded, hands first, and then I could be led back out. I could never take the blindfold out. Put anything in this man’s hand. And he’ll tell you immediately if it’s real or fake. Oh, you’re talking about touching the. Right. Yeah, yeah you won’t even know whose it is. I don’t need to. Don’t even need to know. That’s not the question. Okay. Who are you like talking to right now? I think he’s convincing himself. Yeah. This is the conversation he’ll have with his wife. Okay. Right. Listen, I’m gonna be blindfolded. They’ll lead me in hands first. They’ll lead me out. I’ll never meet the woman. Just interested in how it feels. Is there a dummy? I don’t think so. Is there like a? Cause then if the dummy is also fake then you don’t get the real experience. Okay, yeah. Part of it has to be real. The person part has to be real. It’s gotta be able to run from me. But it could be a cadaver. That’s the answer. That’s definitely how this is gonna go down. It’s like you contact your local coroner. Oh gosh. I’ll be blindfolded. He’s really interested in what implants feel like. Okay, so this. But he only got an approval to do it with a dead person. So this, that’s wrong, but. It all comes down to this. Now you wanna change the subject. Heated competition. I crossed the line. Yeah, you crossed the line. I crossed the line when I brought the coroner into it. Ants on a log. That’s real. You can’t fake that. I haven’t had this in a while. You can’t fake that. You can’t fake ants on a log. You can’t fake it. And who would want to, right? It actually seems pretty easy to fake. The raisins are too big. But that’s why I think it’s real. Oh this. Because if you were faking it, you would’ve gotten the raisins right. This was just an unexpectedly big raisin day. How do you make those fake raisins? You think this is fake? I think it’s, I think it’s real. I think it’s real. I don’t think this can be faked. Hey, you can’t fake it. Okay, you’re gonna go out on a tie then. You’re both in agreeance that this is real? No well you change yours because that’s real. Oh it’s real, you can’t make peanut butter look like that. It’s fake. Ah, dang. You blew it. You really blew it. How did they make? I wanna meet that person. Whoever made that. Who’s that? FakeFood4U. FakeFood4U that’s. FakeFood4U is operating on another level. That’s, that is amazing. In fact, I think they may have used real peanut butter to make their fake peanut butter. All right, peace out. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah, I put ice in my cereal, so what? That makes no sense. A Hot dog is a Sandwich. A Hot dog is a Sandwich. What?