Welcome to “Good Mythical More”, you wanted to know, so we’re going to do it. We’re going to figure out which candy bar has the best snap. But first, we’re going to play What’s The Word? Where we try to guess the definition of a word. This word is spanghew. Spanghew. Spanghew. so it’s like spang and hew. Spanghew. Spanghew. I mean, that doesn’t look like English man. If you don’t start behaving, I’m going to spanghew. No, I don’t think that’s how it works. Spanghew, it’s like the residue that you find, I don’t know, like in the crevice of your car seat. It’s like, you know how you got to scrape that stuff out? Spanghew. I think that’s what it is, it’s something, it’s got a negative connotation. I think it’s the- Car seat. . I think it’s the feeling that you get when you’re on an elevator and it gets to the floor and it stays stopped for too long and you think, “Oh crap, it’s broken.” And you start panicking a little bit. Am I the only one that that happens to? All right what is it? To throw violently into the air, especially to throw a frog into the air from the end of a stick? Wow, what? So it’s a verb? When would you- You’ve been spanghewed. When would you need to do this? When you’re like evacuating the frogs? Get all the frogs out of here! Spanghew the frogs, all of them. It’s like flicking a frog from the end of a stick. What a specific word. Okay. I guess if you’re in that, you know, if you’re in that profession. You know what? We have a very special treat. Not just these treats. We have a very special guest who’s going to join us right now. Please welcome Santiago, our new friend. Take your seat Santiago. Hey man. Santiago, we met through Make A Wish and he is hanging out with us today. Scoot right to the middle. Are you hungry for candy? Yes. Okay, well you come to the right place. So how old are you, 12? Yeah, I’m 12. 12 going on 24? And you watch the show every day? Pretty much every day. Pretty much. You just skip the ones that aren’t good. We get it. So are you a big candy bar snapper? I think so, yeah, normally when I get like chocolate bars, I would snap them just because it’s satisfying. Oh, so this is a thing that you do? I did not know this was a thing I’m like, “Why are we snapping candy bars?” This is what the kids are doing these days? you’re just giving them things and they’re just breaking them? No, it’s just satisfying, I think. Okay all right. Well, I mean, if you look on, like look at the crunch, it’s being snapped. Look at the Kit Kat, it’s being snapped. Look at the ButterFinger, it’s being snapped. I think what’s happening here, it’s a fast break. Yeah but the- It’s being snapped. The Mr. Goodbar, The Hershey’s and the Cadbury Dairy Milk are not being snapped because- Which tells me they’re probably not snaplicious. But we gotta start somewhere. All right, let’s start with the Mr. Goodbar. Let’s each get one and throw these things open. Now- You ever spanghew a frog? Ah, no. Good. Flick it from the end. I don’t think you should. I mean we are gonna follow your lead here ’cause I’ve never- Oh, mine’s been pre snapped! That’s not good. Oh gosh. I’m sorry, dude. Man that’s- Oh no, mine has too! You are our only hope. Hey, be careful. Don’t snap it. Don’t accidentally snap it. Don’t pre-snap it. Oh god. Hey, it’s all riding on you right now. Do you know how many people are watching? Yeah. He’s like, yeah I do. Quite a few. Don’t pre snap it! It’s so hard not to though, isn’t it? It’s like somehow it grabs the edges, I don’t know. Do you want me to help? Is this just like disarming a bomb. Oh wait there, okay. Okay. Oh, no it was pre snapped! It was already snapped. Hey. Dang it. Is this a prank? Did you pre-snap all these bars? All right, we got do half snaps. I guess. All right, well it’s perforated. Yeah, here we go. I’ll do one. It’s the ASMR. Nothing, it’s not. Nothing. Nothing. Yeah, see. That’s not as satisfying. But, hey, twinkle fingers. Do you have the most satisfying sound in the world? What’s the most snapping sound you’ve got? Because I mean, I have a feeling that when I do it, it’s gonna be very satisfying. Yeah. I have a feeling that I just need to get ready. He’s ready. No, that was, keep going. I just have, Stall. I have a feeling that like, I’m just, I don’t know exactly where I wanna snap it but when I do snap it, I bet you when I do it, it will be satisfying. Not that when you did it. Well, it wasn’t satisfying, but it wasn’t your fault. Right, cause it was pre-snapped. It was pre and mine was pre snapped. Maybe if the middle part had been broken it would’ve made a noise. So I’m almost ready to snap it. I mean, do we need to get you a faster computer? You know what? No way. Don’t give up, man. We’ll come back to you. How about something that links dad said? I mean anything? Anything. Oh no I didn’t stop it! All right, snap, it let’s see what we got. Nothing. He gave you nothing, you dropped the peanut. After all that, man. All right, let’s move on to the Crunch now. We know that the crunch is going to have some crunch. Oh, I don’t even eating this man it was pre-snapped. What kind of candy bars are the children eating in these days? I mean, I think our kids like, oh, we can’t eat candy, it’s bad for us. I think- Open your crunch Crunch, oh yeah where can I put this? Just on the table. Okay. We don’t. Yeah. We just. It don’t matter. Okay. What do you mean, what are the kids eating? Are you like eating candy bars these days? Not much, but if I would say of popularity, I would say crunch is- You would say this is the most popular bar. Right now? ‘Cause it’s right in front of you right now? No, but literally like Crunch is probably more popular right now. I don’t know that people snap this. Who in their right mind does what we’re doing? Opens a candy bar completely just to snap? I do it. Yeah, see, he does it. Men, you’re not in your right mind that’s why you’re such a dedicated mythical piece. What is the 12-year-old experience of what… You are a Good Mythical More watcher too. Yeah, I watch it too. Okay, well, listen, what is the 12-year-old experience in Good Mythical More? I mean, do we ever embarrass you? Like if your dad walks in and we’re… Who knows the stuff we talk about on the show? You know, we talk about some crazy stuff on the show. Yeah. You learn some things. Maybe, maybe a few. I mean, you’re at the age where, I mean you’re growing real fast. The stuff that went over your head is starting to go right into your brain. That’s right, now is the time to start learning things. But you’re you seem like you’re doing great, man. Thank you. Can we take partial credit for that? Thank you. Sure, yeah, I think so. You learned a lot from us. Mm-hmm. Okay, about life, relationships? How about you snap this first. Okay. You don’t want me to keep going along this line of questioning? No. Oh, if there was a teeny bit of- Yeah. A teeny bit, let’s see. Yes. I mean, It’s a little sad. I didn’t even do it on the perforation. Hey, can you pick which one you want me to? The middle. The middle one, you sure? Because you can pick one. The middle. Okay. If I don’t stop I might become a magician. Here we go. That was stereo. Now you all got to coordinate. Chase is standing over here with a real can. Thank you. Twinkle Fingers, he’s just got the sound. Couldn’t find it, so I ran into the fridge. I’ll tell you, man. He’s doing multiple things, okay. We are off today. He’s not just the guy at the radio station that’s just sitting there waiting for the buttons. Hey, there we go. Am just opening my rec roil, sorry. Crunch is a good candy bar. I mean, you know what? We’re gonna just skip the Dairy Milk. We know that’s not gonna make a sound. You take, just take that home with you. Okay, sure. Don’t say we never gave you anything. Okay, Santiago- We are going to give you some merch too. Now, Santiago he’s wearing the Hulk shirt. You have a Hulk phone case that I saw earlier. You’re a huge Hulk fan, right? Mm-hmm. So much so that you have created a stop motion, shot for shot recreation of the original ’70s version of the Hulk TV show which I guess was just called “The Incredible Hulk.” Yeah, with Lou Ferrigno and Bill Bixby. Yeah, you recreated that and it’s on YouTube and at this point it’s got like almost 100,000 views. Yeah, he was showing it to us before we filmed. Would you like it to have more views? Sure. Not that 100,000 ain’t a lot. That’s that’s impressive. That’s pretty dang impressive. But I kind of feel like, I don’t know. Something tells me that we know some people who could help you get even more views on this video. Cool. Does that sound like? Would you mind? Yeah. Would you mind if we put a link in the description? Perfect. So that, I don’t know, any friends of ours. Yeah. I would ask Zach, but we just don’t have a connection. Yeah. Right now. We’re missing each other. Yeah, do you have a sound for when we add a link to the description? Yes. All right. He’s ready for that one, so link in the description. Watch Santiago’s Hulk- Let’s get that view count up. Let’s get quarter of a million on that thing. Now I believe that this is going to make a sound. I think so, yeah. This is a fast break. Oh, I’m excited to be biting into this. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Ready? No, it’s soft. It’s soft. You knew that was going to happen. Yeah I eat a lot of reses. Yeah Trevor’s was like, “This is not gonna do anything.” Yeah, no sound, no sound. No sound. Maybe this one will have a sound. Maybe. Maybe you got a hard one. I mean I wouldn’t put any money on it, but maybe. Jesus swept. Yep. That’s my dad. That was the punchline to a joke. I’m definitely going to eat some of this ’cause I think this is my jam. Oh my goodness. Okay we already know Hershey’s is not going to work. Kik Kat, this is the, surely Kit Kat’s is going to do it. This is such a good candy bar. I think Kit Kat. Can you dig it? Are the 12 year olds, are they, are y’all pencil fighting again? I do it sometimes. Oh, okay. Good you know what that is? Yeah. So do you, I mean, ’cause back in the day I would buy a pencil with pencil fighting in mind, not with academics in mind. I would go to the pencil store, not the pencil store. We didn’t have a pencil store. Back in my day we had a pencil store. It was just for pencil. It was a pencil fighting store. And I would get the ones with the big, we got to get a circular one. That’s got it’s a little bit thicker than everybody else’s pencil, got a big eraser, holder on the back. You’re not doing that? No, what you mean by pencil fighting, is just like this, right? Oh, no. Then I don’t know. Oh no. Anybody got any pencils on them? I’m gonna- We got to teach this boy to pencil fight. I got to pencil fight my way into a Kit Kat. What kind of dad are you? I failed. Okay, I’m just realizing I don’t usually eat Kit Kats. Yeah. I get, these are impenetrable. The small ones are easy to open because they have like this- Well, and it’s a little bit… They’ve melted a little bit. And so it’s kind of, there we go, okay. Oh yeah, you can. There we go. How did you do that? Yeah, that’s true. There’s a place where I just ripped through on the top. I think you might have to use your teeth. I used mine. Yeah, but I do. Okay. Let’s snap these Kit Kats. All right, let me see if I can get a sound out of this one. Okay. I think it’s more about the feel. Does it feel good? It feels okay. Okay, here’s the thing about Kit Kats. It’s more, it’s not like the dent it has. It’s of the actual like bar small bar. Right, you’re saying it’s not about the perforations. Yeah, no, it’s- It’s about breaking a bar. It’s about breaking it, yeah. But that’s what he did. Okay, so he broke- But still nothing. He’s saying he didn’t do it. Oh wait, no he did it. Yeah, I broke sideways and then I broke that one. Here, you do it. Don’t worry about here, just take that one. Sure. You know what? Why don’t you go to last this time? ‘Cause I bet yours will make the most satisfying sound. But I think this is just more about- That was good. I mean it’s but it’s more about the feel. It is satisfying to break this thing. Okay, let me see. Yeah, boy! You gotta Post Malone. You gotta Post Malone. Okay, we are gonna teach you about pencil fighting, so you can take this back to your school. It was a little delay and I did strike you with my eye darts, but I’m sorry I take it back. Okay, so pencil fighting is all about trying to literally break the other person’s pencil, okay? Oh, okay. I mean this is the kind of stuff, 2022 middle school situation, you’re gonna blow their minds. They’re gonna think this probably illegal. Okay, so what you going to do? So what I want you to do is you just hold your pencil just like that. Okay. And hold it tight. Like this? Yeah. Just like that, get those fingers out the way ’cause I’m coming in hot. Okay, and I’m going to literally try to break your pencil just like that. Whoa! And now you do the same thing to me and we go into a pencil breaks. So like just like this. Yeah, but you want to like two hands and boom! Okay. Yep, okay, yeah. That was a good start. Here we go. Okay. It was a good start but if you don’t get better, you ain’t going to win. Okay, that’s a little better. All right, so here. Okay, get over it. Yeah. Get over it. Okay. No, you’re still doing this. Okay so. No, like- Like if this is- You can practice on the table. You want to like want go down with it. Okay, I get it. You’re not going forward, you’re are going, you get down on it. Yeah, practice on the table a little bit. And you, don’t use your whole hand, use like one finger. Yeah you wanna get a little bit more speed in the okay, there you go, okay, all right. Oh! Yeah. We’re getting there. Okay, yeah, here we go. Oh! That was nice, see how he’s using his, stand up. Okay. Not you, you sit there. You stay seated. Okay, yeah. Here we go. They would get really intense. You gotta see sometimes I’d pace. I’d have to pace around because- Like people would come around. Like there’d be a whole crowd. Oh my God. And sometimes, I’d have it in the back pocket and I would pull it out and hold it up for the crowd like this and they’d be like, “Oh, he’s got a silver one.” Yeah, okay. Okay, see how your pencil’s getting all torn to pieces. And then here you get here, go lower for him. So he’s shorter than you man and then you wanna be, see, you wanna do this. You wanna like get over it. Like, and then like that. Okay. Yeah. So now you try. Okay, yeah. That’s pretty good. You’re getting there. All right, step back here. We wanna be over here so everybody can see it. Whoa! Whoa! We can last all day. Bring it down. This can last all day. You don’t stop until it gets dark. Oh, you chip! I chip. You chipped some paint. You chipped some paint. Okay. Okay, now just because we don’t want to have to make them wait through this whole thing, I’m gonna show you something that is a really cool thing you can do but I’m gonna let Link hold the pencil ’cause I don’t want you to get hurt. So link hold the pencil. Now this is, you gotta hold it tight. What you talking about? You gotta hold the pencil real tight. Hold the pencil tight. Look give me a little bit more room. More, give me more room. Wow! Yeah. So what sometimes if you wanna cheat and after you do this, you have to hold up, wave and run. Okay? Okay. So you be like this and then you go, you go through it like that and you- And then you run, okay? Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So that’s how you cheat. okay. Here’s the thing. That’s how you make friends and enemies. Now listen, here’s here’s the deal, Santiago. The kids at your school don’t know the rules. Yeah. So when you do it and you break it with your hand, you just, victory! you just do a victory dance and they’ll be like I didn’t know that you could do that? Just call it the super move. Say forgot to tell y’all about the super move. You wanna try it? You wanna see if you can break it with your hand? I mean, if you don’t get it right, you can hurt. You gotta practice on toothpicks. That’s true. Work up to it, men. Work up with toothpicks and sticks. You know what? Just use a Butterfinger. Yeah, do it on a, but there you go. Oh man, you got now full circle. It’s pre broken. Oh no. Oh, dang it! Come on up here. Okay, right? What- Dang! Dang it! What is happening y’all. Man, we going- We are just trying to find a Butterfinger for Santiago to break. I really wanted to be a Butterfinger. Oh, it’s broken. What- I mean it can break it. Do we have one is, is that one broken over there too? I mean, we just have to go with the Kit Kat. You gonna have to break a Kit Kat. All right. And make a show out of it. And after you do it- Go full Hulk on it. And after you do it victory dance and then run away. Okay. So it’s like you… Yeah, thank you, okay. Yeah, see. And they like, he goes out a winner. Click the link into description. Let’s get those views up, y’all. And thank you, Santiago. Come back in here, thanks for joining us today, man. You’re awesome, thanks for being your Mythical best. Get as adventurous as you want in your kitchen with The Mythical Kitchen Merch Collection available now at mythical.com.