Welcome to Good Mythical More. You know, sometimes if you have a mortifying memory, something that’s happened to you in your past, it’s good to bring it up and just process it. With your bosses, on their internet show. So that’s what we’re doing. We’re bringing on mythical crew members and we’re gonna match them to their mortifying memory. But first, let’s boogie down now. I was. I like that. I like that. That’s the joke? Just a stab. It’s just a stab. You know what? That’s the second time that’s happened to me today. This feeling of, was that a mistake? I got in the shower this morning. Oh Gosh! And I washed my hands first. ‘Cause I. Okay, I pooped, okay? And I was like, instead of washing my hands in the sink, I’m gonna wash them in the shower. So the first thing I did in the shower was I washed my hands And I soaped up my hands then all of a sudden. Boof! The water just dies. It’s gone. Oh my. The water’s gone. Oh my. And I’m just thinking, what? I’m glad I’m only soapy in my hands. And I was like, how do I rinse off my hands? And more importantly, what happened to the water? And then, so I took down the towel and I just dried off my soapy hands, which felt so wrong. And then, I was gonna put the towel around me and walk down, to see what kid did something wrong. It was the water cop. The water cop. The water cop. Yeah. I call my middle son the water cop. If he knows I’m in the shower, he goes out front, turns out the water. Come on in guys! No, there’s um. We have these sensors that if anything leaks in the house, it automatically shuts off the water. And that’s what happened. But I just turned around. I said I’ll try it one more time. Maybe somebody, maybe there’s a water cop. I turned it back around and it started working. Oh, it did rectify? I got back in. So I kind of thought that the song would keep playing in the same way. What was leaking in your house? Um. Move over. So we can see Caitlin’s face. Yeah, well, I gotta be in the show too. I’ma do this Caitlin, and you guys move on over. You know, interestingly, you know this because I was late for your, your little. Hey dude just slide. Get uncomfortably close to Chase. I was late for our little get together. You just smush on up, here. Go ahead. Because of, we were getting ready to go to the, to see Link and Christy and friends, and we were getting ready to go out the door. And I see a river of water running from the washing machine, into the kitchen. It’s like soapy water. I turned the washing machine off. We got like 25 towels and cleaned it up. And then I’m like, why didn’t the water cop catch that? Because we have a water cop at our house. There’s just sensors in all these places. And Jessie was like, “Oh, we don’t have one in there.” We don’t have one in the one place that you, you definitely should have it, which is the laundry room. This was uh, it led to a little argument. Yeah, because. A little dispute. Because you said it was her fault. She said, “Well, last time this happened, the water cop next to the fridge and the kitchen caught it.” So she was letting the water go out and into the. Because this is the second time, I wasn’t home the first time. How close is the laundry room to the kitchen? I mean, that water has to. Adjacent. 15 feet, but it has to go out and around, and then go into the kitchen. I was also like, man, my house isn’t level. You know, my house isn’t level, there’s the low point. It’s all going over there. Water cops are there for when you need them. Yeah. They’re always there. I thought we were making up water cop. I thought that was just. Water cop, not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. Is water cop, is this like a prank situation? Or is this like a conserving water situation? No, it’s basically. So like. It’s so your house doesn’t flood if something goes wrong. It happened so. Oh no. I thought you’d said Link and. That was a joke. So, Link and Christy, It’s hard to tell sometimes. Link and Christy, you had a leak in your, kitchen a few years ago. When we were on vacation. You had to redo the whole kitchen, the flooring and everything. And so they were like, well, we’re getting water cops. And our insurance, you know, is gonna go down because of these water cops. And I was like, well, I want water cops. So if you get water cops, your insurance will go down. Caitlin, KG, Chase, hot dog on a stick. Yes, sir. When I was three or four, my family took a summer beach trip. After getting out of the shower, I saw my family downstairs at the condo pool and thought it would be funny to open the curtains, drop my towel and start dancing to make them laugh. About 15 seconds into dancing like crazy. I noticed that there were other families down at the pool, many other families who were all looking at me. Wow. Wait, how old, how old? Three or four. So that’s not. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Accidental flasher. If you had said like 34. That, that could only be me. That’s early to have a memory, but the traumatic ones are the ones you tend to remember. Naked and traumatic. It goes a little earlier. So three or four. You know, I don’t really see any of you as an exhibitionist. Yet. Well, you know what? Chase, I take it back. I mean, Chase has been naked in our office many times. That’s true. That is true. I was thinking, I was thinking Caitlin. This seems like her sense of humor. But we’ll start it over there with Chase. You wanna? Yeah, Yeah. Disney World slip up. I was at Disney World and it was pouring rain. Which often happens down there, ’cause you know, it’s in Florida. When I got off a ride. But I quickly ran to the next ride I wanted to go on. I was doing this in an area with hundreds of people around me. Once I got to the center of those people, I slipped. Felt my body completely lift off the ground and then smacked onto the ground and hit my head. I’ve never heard so many people say “Damn!” And “Ooh!” so loudly before. The most awful part was that no one came to help me as I just laid on the ground in the pouring rain. Eventually my mom came and helped me up. Oh no. Damn! Nobody wanted to give up their place in line. It’s so valuable. Disney. World. Caitlin, you found this, very amusing. Yeah. I mean just imagining somebody like this. Bam! It’s pretty, I mean, it’s not funny, but it is. You know, it’s one of those things. If it happened to you, it’s pretty funny. Is it? If it happened to me, I’d be pretty devastated. No, I mean, since it happened to you, you can find it funny. But no one else felt like they could really laugh. Like you. So I think. I don’t really laugh at my own pain personally, but. Okay, I just thought it was a tell. Thought it was a tell. You can make a guess however. I’ve never seen any of you slip and actually become airborne. So. Imagine that’s a regular occurrence in the office. Just everyone. The office is pretty slick. In slow motion Is it? You never noticed how slick the office is? Some of the fridges- We have a slick office? It’s a slick office. I mean, if there’s wetness. We got water cops. You gotta watch out. We need some water cops. We need some water cops. We should have some water cops here. This weekend I’m testing all my water cops. After what happened to you. I’m gonna take the time to do it. Part of the test is making sure you have one, in the places that you need it. Well, the batteries can die ’cause it connects wirelessly to the- Did you properly clean up- To the mainframe. After the toilet? Because if I know I’m taking a shower after I make a poopy, Oh! I may not do as thorough of a job as I would. I appreciate the question. Yeah. I did. Yeah. Better man than me. I have a bidet. Oh. But sometimes I’ll say that, you know. I’ll shave a couple of seconds off of the bidet time, if I know I’m getting into the- Yeah, you know, it’s- I’m a conservationist. If you have like a handheld thing that you can really get the angle on it. Oh, I- When I bend over my butts at shower head height. Okay. This is the worst. So who is this? It’s a bidet of sorts. I think this was KG. I mean, I haven’t heard you talk about Disney World or Disneyland but I could see you doing that. I’m a clumsy person. No, I could see you aggressively running to another ride. You think I run? Disney parks in the rain are fun though. It’s a whole experience. Then you get the park to yourself pretty much. Yeah, I did that for Harry Potter World, when it first opened. Yeah but there were people there just laughing in her face, Chase. Yeah. Disneyland and Disney World are different beasts. Okay. Yeah. Right. We may switch these around KG. Oh this is interesting. Organism orgasm. Okay. In sixth grade science class, my teacher used the word organism. I raised my hand and very sincerely and innocently asked, “Can that also be pronounced orgasm?” I vividly remember the teacher giving me a strange look, as if she was thinking, “What is this child up to?” She answered with a curt “No.” and moved on. I wasn’t embarrassed in the moment because I didn’t know any better. But looking back, I am not only humiliated, but also wonder how I knew the word orgasm. Can that also be pronounced orgasm? Uh, uh, uh! I think you can also say orgasm for that. Sixth grade. Sixth grade is a tough time to be doing that. ‘Cause half the room knows what it is. Yeah. If they have older siblings. I didn’t know what anything was. Right. I still don’t think they’re real. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Anyway. Everyone’s faking it. Um, the tell in this one, Rhett, is the part of the story when the teacher says, What is that child? “What is this child up to?” That’s not something Carney would write. He wouldn’t put those words in a teacher’s mouth. “What is this child up to?” You think that’s, you think Caitlin? I can hear Caitlin saying that, you know. Because it’s, she put the words. She put the thought in the teacher’s head. It’s as if the teacher was saying, Teacher didn’t say it. “What is this child up to?” She wasn’t recalling. I agree with this. It’s a good guess. Caitlin. “What is this child up to?” Can everybody just say what is this child up to? This is like a lineup on SVU, right? What is this child up to? What is this child up to? What is this child up to? Ooh, that’s pretty good. What is this child up to? Oh, it was you. It could have been KG too. It could have been KG. She hit her head at Disney World. Finally! I went to the wrong funeral. Wrong funeral! How does that happen? Even though I’m terrified of anything dead, I mustered the courage to go to an unexpected funeral, to support a close friend during their grieving time. I walked inside and saw an usher. “Is this the Dough Family funeral service?” I asked. Fake name. “No,” he whispered, “but come on in.” He said, as he pushed me into the room. But come on in. Before my brain had time to process what had happened, I, a terrified teenager, was standing in a room filled with nothing but people over the age of 50 and a dead old woman in an open casket, 15 feet away. What. I sat down in the back, legitimately paralyzed from shock. After two teary eyed testimonies, I bolted, and called my friend to figure out what the heck had happened. It turns out that the funeral was the next week! Whoops. Not this one. He got a good laugh but part of me has never recovered. Good news is that it was a week later. So it wasn’t like you were at the wrong funeral at the exact time they were having the other funeral. And what was the age, 15? A terrified teenager. Teenager. Okay. So let’s say it could be 18. That’s demonstrating a lot of maturity for a teen. To support someone in a time of- Support someone, you know, to go to a funeral alone. To support a friend. That’s very nice. Well, when my cousin and I- I like the character of this employee. My cousin and I were at- It’s probably not me. No one else. My cousin and I were at our, my grandma’s funeral. And, at the funeral home before it started. We were like, “You wanna, you wanna go exploring?” Yeah. And so we found an open casket. In like another room, getting ready. What? Yeah. You found, you stumbled upon a dead person. Like it was like, no one, it was an open casket. Just like, and no one was in there. It was just like, little kids running around and like going to stand up and like looking. Looking at a dead person. Never forget it, man. Was it traumatizing? It seems like you really liked it. It’s fascinating, man. ‘Cause you’re like. That person’s dead, man. You didn’t touch her, right? No! Not, not, not too much. Okay. So. I mean, we’re basically stuck with Carney here, but I don’t know how I feel about it. I hear that so often. It’s not right. Okay. I feel like this is a, this is a switcheroo here. I think we might be- I think he might be the flasher. You think everybody’s wrong? No, I think we might be right about Caitlin. What is this girl thinking? I think Carney’s the accidental flasher. I think . I think Chase might be the Disney world slip up. You think if Chase fell down in front of a crowd of people and just laid there, no one would help him? His mom would. My mom would, yeah. That’s true. So let’s move, let’s move flasher. To Carney? To Carney. Oh you just wanna, how do you wanna do this? You just wanna give Chase wrong, does wrong funeral sound right for Chase? Well the other thing is, um, the wrong funeral person said they were scared of, stuff, dead stuff. But you wear a lot of horror shirts, excluding this one. But I don’t like funerals. That’s a cool shirt, I didn’t even see that. Thank you. That’s awesome. But you don’t like funerals. But you were willing to go to the funerals. So this could be KG. And then that could be Chase’s mom helping him. Caitlin, we’re just only certain about you and the organism orgasm. So are we right? Um, no. No, no. We’re not right, alright. This has to be KG. And then wrong funeral… Is Chase and Disney World slip up is Caitlin. Caitlin, are we right? No. We’re just gonna try each option with me? Okay, which one are you? I’m the wrong funeral. Ah! The wrong funeral. The wrong funeral. That’s nice of you. Oh yeah. No. But I was so scared. Like I’m so afraid of like anything dead. I don’t even kill bugs ’cause I don’t like to look at their dead bodies. Oh! And so to walk into a room and it’s completely the wrong funeral. The lady was at least 90 years old and they’re all crying. Like, “I remember when we used to fish.” and I’m like. It was so, it was so scary. Man. That sucks. Yeah, it is weird, I had an orgasm at a funeral once. So this is like. I actually have to go. Man, that’s so crazy. Like I gotta get outta here. Anyone who wants to leave right now can. Like what? I do want to totally change the subject. Wanna thank everybody who’s already completed the annual Mythical Census and snagged that scored, snore disc, that, store. Score snore store discount, for some sweet apparel. If you’re waiting, you can still take the Mythical Census. It’s live until midnight tonight. Let your voice be heard. Mythical census.com for the census. Okay. Are you orgasm? No. Oh gosh. You’re orgasm. You’re orgasm. It’s just a nickname. It just felt like a weird thing to say to someone. Are you? This happened to me. Yes! This happened to me. You don’t know why you were saying. No, I don’t know why the word was in my vernacular. I clearly remember her face told me, like, something just happened that shouldn’t happen, when she looked at me. And eventually I put two and two together. Is it also pronounced orgasm? Anyone? Everyone. That’s amazing. I mean you just take the “ni” out, Ni! Take the “ni” out. And you’ve got yourself an orgasm. Did you slip up at Disney? I’ve never been to Florida. Oh my gosh! We were completely wrong. You were the accidental flasher. I was the accidental flasher. And you remember that, at that young of an age. Oh yeah. Cause I remember, just thinking like this is gonna make them laugh. And then I remember that immediate, shocking, just very pained embarrassment. Also because I was supposed to like, take a quick shower cause I was at the beach and then go join them at the pool , so I was like, now I have to go down there. Had to go down there, with everybody who saw your wiener. Yeah. But from a distance, you know. Is it the type of thing that like, is it a story that keeps getting told by your family? Yeah. ‘Cause we would go to that same like, condo complex for one week, every year in the summer. And you would reenact? They would bring it back up. We’d see some of the same families and I’d get older and older and just get more and more embarrassed. Especially like as I’d start to be like, oh, now I’ve got a crush on this girl. But she saw me nakedly dancing when I was four. Oh wow. Oof. And then you hit, you hit your head? Yeah. I had a mild concussion for like two weeks. It was sad. Whoa! I think I blacked out for five seconds. It was like bad. And nobody helped you? No, like it was pouring rain, I just opened my eyes and just the rain’s falling and my mom’s like wobbling. She’s like, “I’m coming it’s okay.” Oh my goodness. But I think this is gonna be my thing, ’cause yesterday I actually fell at Universal Studios. I was just stepping off the tram and I just went thump. Really? Are you okay? Did someone help you? No, nobody helped me. What is it? What like, what causes that? I just like stepped off like, and then my foot landed in like a crack and I like twisted and I fell. But why is no one helping you, is my question. I don’t know! It’s so sad. You look like someone who needs to be helped. Oh, I thought you said falls. What in the world does that mean? I didn’t mean it like that. You look like someone who, if they needed help You need some help. Will get it. Well. Make your voice heard by filling out the census at mythicalcensus.com and you’ll earn a special discount at the store.