i was so oh i can’t you can’t talk unless given permission permission to speak i was so that was the part i was the most nervous about i forgot that i had to spend the week is that why you said find out where the meal of with the calories is gonna look because i was so i was concentrated so much on the physical yeah do you want do you want another shot i mean because you didn’t know oh no i mean it just went like one it don’t i mean you can just do it just to gain some confidence just to well okay i mean we’re in it we’re not going back i’ve got the thing the wrong that’s the wrong way that’s okay yeah right hand right hand but you know you turn this way to grab it no and then you turn back around no i don’t know if there’s any pivot that’s you okay so when you grab the wheel you go like this no you’re right about that yeah yeah yeah so you’re right so you grab it and go like this and then i spun it this way which i spin my body you like this and then you go like this and it’s still not great nice i’m kind of worried then you’re here to get caught in there welcome to good more can you say what it is yeah and then yeah i got that i nailed that i can’t wait but right now you say welcome to good mythical more yeah and then you say what we’re gonna do it’s a good mythical more yeah i’m not supposed to be talking and we’re gonna drink frozen drinks that are not supposed to be frozen there you go but first uh we are going to guess the meaning of a word that word is shivviness [Laughter] [Music] shivviness shivviness oh can i still talk or permission okay granted well i immediately think of a shiv yeah like are we allowed to say that i think it’s like it’s going to be a new policy change for youtube that you’re allowed to say what is this what’s the difference in a shiv and a shank that’s a good question shiv is like something like hey i’m you know i have a toothbrush yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah a guy has a he’s really carrying some shittiness here’s some if somebody has chevy energy like maybe they’ve got a sharpened toothbrush in their pocket yeah they’re giving all shittyness or are you like you don’t know they’re like you don’t know where they’re gonna go you’re like uh they’re they’re they’re they’re shitty there’s yeah yeah we’re right we look up you’re right but shiva is different than a gyoza though i’m comfortable feeling caused by wearing new underwear i buy that oh like you’re you’re shitties is that is that i thought it was skivvies yeah yeah yeah maybe it was a lot maybe it’s just lost in translation yeah that’s what you cost when i call him i’m calling my jimmies you guys want to know the difference between a shiv and a shank yeah yep a shiv can be a noun as well as a verb while a shank is just a noun they’re both slang terms for objects that look or work like knives shiv is often used to refer to sharp weapon like an object made by a prisoner word shiv comes from romania but it doesn’t say anything else about a shank so a shank is the physical shiv yeah but now but i know shank is a verb though but now she is a verb i’m imagining like a scene in uh a prison comedy uh where somebody takes out one of these things does a stabbing and it’s like what you were carrying a shank the whole time he’s like no no no this is a shiv this is romanian i think there’s like there’s like a technical you guys dying but there’s a technical conversation about the nature of the sharp object the folder we have write that down prison comedies we need to add we need to add a doc add this right in link how did you how did you feel about that episode i was i was just i was along for the ride i mean honestly at many points i was i felt like i was just watching the show i forgot that like i was part of it yeah i think also just being at home probably contributes to that yeah it’s like oh that’s just the screen you did can i give you you did great but can i give you a note it’s it’s it’s a it’s a it’s um permission to give link as many notes as you want great you didn’t laugh enough that’s a big part of the job yeah you know what that’s right you didn’t laugh i laughed i laughed when i was compelled to laugh i’ll put it to you that way oh but stevie laughs even when she’s not compelled oh have you not you can’t figure that out yet it’s part of the game we’re playing we’re encouraging everyone to think we’re funny no i had to read stuff yeah i had to i had to think about things it was pretty awesome man um i had to keep deciding to not talk at what point did you understand what my bit was you still what are you talking about what do you mean i think there was a couple of times that it was you know what i was you don’t think she crossed the line yeah how did you oh how did you like the turd joke about what was good yeah like that was do you think you’ll take that into your into life yeah use that with your kids yeah um what is this my kids will do a pot sticker now i’ll tell you that right i want you to okay i want you to taste it the team diet they’ll eat them up the american teen diet something like trader joe’s leaves a lot to be i don’t know what they eat i don’t keep up with it okay i’m not going to tell you what these are just taste it see if you like what is this maybe you’ll like raw have you ever i could let me just finish this because i i just i just remember it the other night Jessie and i were getting ready to go out on a date and Jessie was like check on the Shepherd and see what he’s doing for dinner and so you know he’s 13 he’s kind of at this like fend for yourself phase uh at least that’s how the McLaughlin do it so i go upstairs to his bedroom and like shut what are you eating for dinner and he was like peanuts [Laughter] and i was like okay that’s a complete protein yeah and then i went on a date the jewish faith at 13 that’s what the botan bar mitzvahs but i guess in the McLaughlin household we just feed them peanuts it’s when they eat peanuts uh what is this not typically frozen is it better it just tastes like a bloody mary what you have you have slushy bloody marys i’ve had a slushy bloody mary i think in downtown disney it’s not tomato juice is this a boba straw it’s yeah maybe it is i think maybe there’s other things in it there’s a lot of um um it’s pretty watery though uh what’s the word circumference mist well you’re going like this well i don’t know what you’re talking about the circumference of the straw is um large yeah yeah i mean you could get a boba in there yeah um i don’t like this because typically this would be soup it’s v8 oh it’s v8 okay [Laughter] i don’t know what we’re doing liquids well i haven’t been paying attention i see the one that’s over here i’m gonna say we’re drinking beverages that aren’t usually slushy in slush form but it looks like there’s pepped up there’s mom over here yeah that’s the usual so yeah uh i you know i’m a bloody mary fan i like v8 there’s something about this that’s not working for just you want some alcohol in it that’s the main thing that’s in like there’s no olive and there’s no little slider on top if you had one of those a little slider a little taco yeah little chicken that was downtown disney would that do it though they really did it you think you think that is a good idea like a blended bloody mary i mean it has to be i i i only if it was really hot outside and it was to to keep the liquid as cold as possible and so therefore the ice was like kind of quickly melting yeah and and this i mean it it for some reason either i forgot that v8 tastes like watery tomato soup or making it cold made it taste that way so it’s not good i’m not a huge fan it’s not going to pass well try the next one oh boy i’ve always sort of like the taste of pepto i got a distinct frosty top on mine yeah i know why you it looks like it but just give it a sip it actually doesn’t smell like pepto right i kind of like pepto though yes it is i like that this is how i’m gonna administered it to myself now it’s actually really good it’s like like if you told me that this was like a new flavor it’s actually really like like how did it get so good when it got cold it’s like a it’s like a fun sweet treat yeah it is but you don’t want too much of it it’ll turn your tongue black and your poop black oh talk about pasta [Laughter] get one of them dark pot stickers it’s kind of delicious it tastes like nesquik strawberry milk i really like it and actually i probably i haven’t really studied the effects of pepto-bismol um i know it’s it it’s they don’t really understand what’s happening they don’t really understand exactly why it has the effect that it has um but i don’t think that like regular use of it is a good idea but sometimes i think we could drink i don’t know i’ve already had at least at least a serving but here’s the thing sometimes i take it preventatively oh is that how it’s directed to be used nope but i’m saying like i’m eating something right now that’s gonna really give me a time later and then i’ll take some preempted pepto do you take it before the show every morning or uh no i don’t but i have taken i have taken it before we do something like super spicy yeah i’ll do a little pre-emptive pepto oh speaking of this show we should let the mythical beasts watching know link will be back on monday oh dang it so no no fear i know it was gonna keep some of you up tonight uh but i confidently well confidently we can say yes that he will be he will be back on monday because we already shot that episode oh come on come on come on come on come on come on yeah it was a 100 chance of course then then then the next episode after that well we gotta just wait and see what was your experience like being me i mean well i gotta say i have introduced something new to the show and i don’t recommend it and it’s the high-waisted pants because they’re they’re they’re poking out of the top a little bit and it’s not a great look but it’s not a look that either one of you really because even if i tucked my shirt in it would be right there but see i have to come up here yeah see it so this is a lesson learned for me the next time anyone gets sick and i have to sit at this i don’t think it’s a lesson learned i think it’s a note you like it you don’t want to break it doesn’t come back with high-waisted jeans well let me tell you on monday he’s not going to be wearing high-waisted shoes yeah but he’s probably think been thinking about buying a pair anyway true actually you do i bought some yeah i’m you know maybe on wednesday you’ll be wearing them you know that our wardrobes i’m my wardrobe is starting to merge with yours stevie i know i’m i’m definitely going with high-waisted pants yeah i i like this idea um well i mean it would be nicer it would be nicer for me if we were the same size and we could actually merge wardrobes because then it would be like a really big wardrobe but that’s like sisters that’s yeah while we’re tasting this uh you know what i want to tell you about something that i’m very excited about so you know that josh and nicole over in the mythical kitchen they have the podcast is a hot dog or a hot dog is a sandwich it’s not they don’t it’s not the question it’s a statement but they are actually going to explore they’ve actually start already started the first episode’s already out but over the course of the summer they are exploring this question is a hot dog a sandwich and they are exploring this through the expert testimony of a historian or is it an historian a historian a philosopher a lawyer or a lawyer as we used to say and a business person yeah and these are like a bunch of smart this is legit like this is like you’re really thinking about the point of the series is like once and for all there’s no other opinion that can be had once these experts weigh in on this particular very very excited i mean you you’re wearing the t-shirt yeah that’s why i’m i’m so excited this is my favorite part about this t-shirt this part oh yeah look at that yeah it almost looks like it’s i’m taking it off that’s cool okay so go over and get it wherever you get your podcast you know what we also have other podcasts we do can i i want to talk about best friends back all right foreign uh today actually we so it’s season two premiered last week and uh everything is it’s a clean slate so we’re not talking about high school anymore we’re talking about whatever we want you’ve moved on we’ve moved on and today’s episode we rank the top 10 most embarrassing things that tsa could catch on you if you’re going through security and on your in you yeah both okay and you’re in in your things in in around you that can something that could be um attributed to you as you’re going through security and um i tweeted out for some suggestions and so we have a bunch of mythical beasts that had like ridiculous real stories uh real stories but also just like real pitches and let me tell you i said you know of course the first replies were like sex toys sex toys i said we’re rating in a top ten i need i need details like what you can’t exactly it cannot be a broad sex toy battery powered and they got specific let me tell you how specific uh there is a there well there’s a there’s a star of the episode is a particular uh butt plug um and i was gonna say is it those beads is it those beads uh and so yeah so we took all the suggestions and we made the the top 10 list so uh best friends back all right if you want to go listen to that uh we have many other pods yeah we’ve got trevor talks too much we’ve got uh dispatches from myrtle beach i mean so good oh and those are your biscuits there’s also that there’s that thing there’s lots of ways to infiltrate your ears um also you guys know what this liquid is oh you’re trying to move things along well before before that link i also wanted to say on tick tick-tock mythical pods uh it has clips from all our different podcasts and it’s really freaking funny and a special highlight shout out to dispatches from myrtle beach and link and his dad because yeah so special moments being created i cannot get enough of that so i started playing an episode of i started playing an episode of i just had people over at my house and um once i started talking about it i was like well you gotta let you got to hear him talk so we just it’s good we just started playing an episode in the house just to get their reaction to be like it’s not an actor is that an actor this is gatorade right powerade can you tell what this media light can you tell what this is pedialyte gatorade powerade those are my guesses um no yep um no nope i didn’t get none of those right it’s i it’s so familiar really yes it comes with a straw oh complete sun yes weird better this way huh is it better than the sweater there’s no uh you know how um oh look at the end of that it’s a slushy straw flushy straw um you say fur no fluffy things that are colder don’t have as much flavor right yeah so when things are hotter don’t agree with them just because molecularly on a molecular level it releases more flavor when you when you heat something up we actually i mean i already knew that but we learned this when we were making that episode uh of inside eats over at um oh beyond nope the ice cream place oh yeah yeah cool house cool house and oh yeah they’re the flavor has to be more intense because it’s colder and it’s like freezing your tongue or whatever uh so because capri sun is formulated to be drank either at room temperature or refrigerator temperature this frozen it’s just it tastes watery which makes me think that’s why i thought the v8 wasn’t good because you have to readjust the flavor profile um you know i do strongly believe this tastes like gatorade or pdla and therefore do not feel like capri sun is ever ever worth it if it tastes like this it needs to be in a pouch they also formulate airplane food to be different because your taste buds are different at altitude so if you were and i think they make it more flavorful but they do it in weird ways so if you were to have like airplane chicken you know sometimes they’ll put like airplane airline chicken like on a menu yeah i think it’s flavored as if you’re supposed to be really high when you’re eating it huh i want you to try the next one because i’m this is the one i’m looking most forward to watching you eat when i can’t eat it how frustrating is this i thank you it is i bet yeah well it’s kind of like um you know like it’s like a nice food porn uh situation um what is that that’s chocolate no being you being me oh watching you eat is this like ovaltine i think it’s just i don’t think it’s you who but it might be you it’s you you yep no they made you who tastes like chocolate milk which is weird i think it tastes like oval too because i’ve never had chocolate milk before but i feel like it was a chocolate drink is it frappuccino consistency i think that’s what it has to have no no it what you know the frappuccino machine it looks melted it has a way of it’s too big keeping it all icy together and making it more of an icy consistency where this is like liquid on the bottom and then icy at the top the um size of the ice chunks like a frappuccino like special machinery super like sand sand ice that’s like whipped together and this link is like um it’s like almost like a shave ice yeah i like how when you addressed him and you threw his name in there like that [Laughter] you should let so he’ll know you’re talking to him i did want him this isn’t very considerate link i’ve actually been talking a lot given the fact that i lost the main episode you know in that um that book uh how to win friends and influence people or whatever that famous book from back in the day like saying people’s names to them is stevie is very important yeah stevie i’ve never done it i find it funny that i ask you what your experience was like being me on the show and the only thing you had to say was that your pants were high-waisted yeah yeah yeah well no i also said that pulling the wheel was really good yeah that wheel’s hard pulling the okay pulling i mean that was really your opportunity to be like this is media big shoes to fill this is like i’m overwhelmed this is great gatorade it yeah well i’ll say what will i say why is it clear no oh no it’s no no it’s not there’s something weird is pedialyte is it is it hot it says aloe drink aloe drink aloe does it have the little chunkies um i like this because it’s good this is pretty nice and refreshing this is my favorite one so far because the aloe drink is already a little subtle flavor and so making it a teeny bit more subtle but colder i i really like this yeah ah well here’s the thing i think the pepto might be my favorite one oh of course that’s of course sec when i said it was my favorite i mean second to pepto but i really like this um listen link yep this is you you you fill this seat better than than anyone could and uh and i and i’m happy to be here uh filling it for you but me included i will all be happy when you’re back here on monday i’ll that’s what i’ll say yeah i think stevie are you there i think stevie speaks for stevie [Laughter] and uh yeah is this the last one i’m looking forward to having you back thanks this is the last one oh oh my god oh my god is that edible yeah oh that tastes like a grandma it’s caffeinated oh what in the hell oh it’s red bull no it tastes like a powdery flower what five-hour energy five-hour energy oh my god that’s why it’s in shot form oh my god that is it is not meant to be uh savored oh oh god are you gonna be okay i’m gagging but it’s part of the link yeah right yeah it’s all part of a bit oh god the only way for me to get my show back is if you die yeah there you go there you go oh thank you so much thank you oh yeah that’s perfect stevie i’m proud of you you did a great job not great enough for me to be completely threatened but i’m super proud of you and i i kind of feel like i don’t know i feel like i gotta up my game now when i come back okay we’ll see if you did that on monday he’ll be in a tank top in high-waisted jeans our mythical kitchen friends are trailblazing a multi-part series to end the debate and give closure to their podcast namesake is a hot dog a sandwich tune in to join the historic unlocking of this meaty puzzle